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Sven stood bent over the sink, crying into his own vomit. He was so teary eyed he could barely see his own reflection in theirror in front of him. He had personally helped jenny clean the wound on her dress. True, it has been a full thirty minutes before they had had a chance to stop running and tend to the wound. There had not been any available running water but they were able to wash the wound with a can of coke they had seen lying around on the floor. Sven had got some paramedic training a few years back and knew he ought to wash it till it bled but jenny kept on crying out and he was too soft hearted to cause her more pain. Klein was the strong one but before he could do anything they had been discovered and had to run for their lives. He had been the one to chose jenny the day they were going through the adopting catalogue. She had been such a sweet girl and reminded him of his baby sister. She had disowned him of course when he came out of the gay closet and then he hadn't cared as he was deeply in love with Klein. However over the years he had started to miss her and had been looking for a chance at reconciliation. Even when they had adopted Jenny and sent her the pictures she had not been moved to come and visit. Only recently she had agreed that they could come over to see her family and Sven had been ecstatic. A few days to go and the zombie Apocalypse had hit. When he called she had picked up the phone, screaming and hysterical. She had not been affected by the vaccine but her husband had been zombified and was pounding the door down. She had locked herself in the bathroom on waking up and seeing him gnashing his teeth and looking menacingly at her. The last thing Sven heard were her screams as the door gave way. There was some commotion outside but sven wasn't interested. He just wanted the whole business over with Klein was the strong one. He would take car of jenny like they promised. He would take care of everything. There was some more commotion and Efe burst into the restroom. He jumped into the shower and put it on, letting the cold water splash on his face. Sven could hear his laboured breathing and frustrated sobs. The African boy had indeed loved their little girl. He wiped the tears from his eyes and approached Efe who was facing the wall, his sobs turning to grunts of pain. "Efe its alright, we'll get through this." Sven said. Efe didn't answer but the sobs and grunts became more pronounced, more fierce. Wow. Sven said. This guy was really in pain. "Come come, efe" he held his shoulder. "Its alright. You can cry ony shoulder if you want." He was trying to be strong like Klein. Let someone else lean on him for a change. The water from the shower poured on his head and some water entered his eyes, blurring his vision once more. Efe was half crying, half growling now, and Sven's heart melted for the boy, for his lost love, for their loss, for all of them. "Come, come here." Sven said as he turned Efe around to hug him. The last thing he remembered was an intense painful pressure as Efe turned around suddenly and bit deep into his neck. |
Ksslib: Thought as much. So this was more like a diary? I see. ![]() Una no well o ![]() |
Efe and Caleb carried the zombie Jenny towards the door. Suddenly the body bag jerked violently. Efe screamed and dropped the bag, taking off towards the kitchen. "Dam it, Efe!" Caleb shouted as Dr Burke ran back to help. Caleb held the bah zip in place as the zombie struggled to get out. There was the sound of crunching bones as it twisted its now broken neck left and right. "Keep your hands away from the head area," Dr Burke said, struggling with the feet. "She could bite at you through the nylon!" "I know!" Caleb said as he grabbed at where he supposed the arms were and held them down. Barry and Klein came running out with Barry carrying the shotgun. "What the hell happened? Efe just ran in screaming and cowered in a corner refusing to explain...holy shit." Barry said as the body bag started to struggle again. Helooked at Klein. "I thought you broke her neck!" "I did." Klein said and suddenly backed up against the wall. The thought of what he had previously done and the extra thought that he may not have done it properly hit him hard. "I'm a monster." He said. "What? No you are not , you did what had to be done!" Barry shouted, dropping the gun and helping the others secure the struggling body. "What's going on?" Silas came up and saw the struggling body. He bent down and grabbed the legs. "Doctor, get the door open. We'll throw her out." He said. Dr Burke nodded and went for the door. As he was about to open the door he glanced at the computer screen. There were a dozen zombies shuffling around just outside. He paused. "Doc, what are you waiting for , open the gaddem door!" Caleb yelled. "I can't." Dr Burke said grimly. "There are zombies outside!" |
zilokontah: Sadly, the world is reverting back to a grundnorm of the past. The West is exporting its inefficient society to the rest of the world while encouraging her families to imbibe core African and Indian norms or traditionally Jewish and Islamic moderates who had and is still maintaining its core belief systems, family system and societal restraints. |
lezz: what do you define as intelligence? Hope you aren't limiting it to academics. Because academics is just a fleck of drop in the ocean of intelligence. And believe me, baby, when it comes to ACADEMIC WISDOM OF LIFE. The average female don't come close to the average male.I must say I ENJOYED this write-up so much ![]() Bros chop knuckle! Still... ****hands him a crash helmet**** You are going to need this bro. |
temigracie: ...lol...@ gluteal muscles and adipose tissue...Guys, swear you didn't check out this lady's profile after reading her post ![]() |
People that this topic applies to i.e people that give all the time are typing "op thanks for this." People that are receiving all the time are typing "rubbish thread", "its better to give" "I used to give but now am ruthless, etc". |
Godmystrength: That means there are so many sissy(s) around theses daysSex is food. Am sure you've heard it b4. |
Amelian: *sighs* I give up. Just fck his brains out abeg and get it over with..after that your body , spirit and mind will b @ rest.. Work continues the next day.. Pls do d needful and stop getting all workd up for just s3x... * rolls eyes* 2 yrs of wet dreams over one innocent dude... Lol.. Oops sorry..This is probably what d op wants to hear. |
edwife: ***bringing my chair***and waiting patientlyCopycat ![]() |
EfemenaXY: I never said it's a bad thing, did I?Feminism heaps false accusations on men. That's what pisses guys off about it. Most of the time what feminism tries to highlight are either old ways or highly exaggerated imaginations. And most times they pin it on the man. Nobody likes being falsely accused. See efe asking a guy in this 21st century if he will think his girlfriend is a prost1tute for taking charge during sex, ![]() Like seriously? Next thing is to tell you we make love on palm trees and beat native gongs after the act. |
bukatyne: Lol! @ original AdamGod/Father = Man. Man build house and another man live in it= good. Woman build house for man and man live in it = bad/emasculation. Food/Sex, Shelter and Clothing IS what makes a man! Man is supposed to provide these three for his woman. Once woman take any of these from man, man no longer man but sissy. Unforgivable. |
bukatyne: Thank God you know you are a cavemanMy dear, we are the original Adams,men of honour that can never stay comfortably under the roof of a house built by a woman; something meant to be OUR responsibility. We cavemen are the true Men and not all the politically correct pussywillows that are found all over the internet. I even saw a guy the other day taking a selfie and putting it on fb for 'likes' SMH. |
MEILYN: looool.... The conman told the boy he was a fake? Very funnyThe conman/fake pastor didn't tell the boy he was fake but he told the boy 'to have faith' like, 'its all on you kid' . I think he was about to say something like the boy's faith was not strong enough when SUDDENLY TO HIS SURPRISE THE CRIPPLED BOY GOT UP AND WALKED. The fake pastor nearly piss for bodi ![]() I love that film. |
stevSKY: A wife took a decision of her own to build a house with her money without her husband"s knowledge, She had them park out of the rented apartment which they live and into the new house she had built, still without the husband knowing. She had the husband paying #250,000 every year for the rent of the house Not knowing he was paying his wife.Why did she feel she had to hide these things from the husband? Doesn't she trust him? Also how much does she earn that she was able to save and build a house and the husband didn't notice? The husband should forgive her for being conniving and they should put the ownership of the house in both thier names. [If it is me, being the caveman that I am, I would continue to pay the rent of the house until I have paid the cost of the house in full or until she tells me to stop.] **spreads foldable recliner chair and grabs a chilled can of Heineken*** |
Pls can someone give me the link to download naruto, I'm wayyyyy behind. At the point when ga'ara was about to lead the ninjas into war. |
Sorry to burst your bubble.. Males come back as males and females as females. There's no sex.change in the reincarnation business. Ntoo. |
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germainediva: Please I need matured advice,am a married woman who has fallen helplessly inlove with another married man, I have tried all I can to put him out of my mind but the more I try the worst it get, I have even gone for counseling,deliverance,fasted and all that but yet reality is starring me in the face, I have deleted all his contact from my fone but then I see him every day at work tho he dosent no this.....please my brothers and sisters how do I get out of this mess(I have never felt this way in my life)There must be something he does that makes you like him. Or a particular gesture two of you shared. And who told you he doesn't know? In two years he must have noticed your subtle smile and attention, but is probably respecting your marital status. Or he may not even fancy you at all and doesn't know how to let you down gently. I doubt he would sleep with you even if he had the chance. I know because I am familiar with such situations. I advice you to pray on this matter. See it as a cross you must bear. Eventually your frustration will automatically lead you to friendzoning him. P.S. Don't do anything silly like sending him secret text messages, private notes, etc. It can be very annoying and he'll know its from you. |
kreamidiva: He doesn't know u are in love with him? How so? U are secretly admiring him or what? Babe, seriously? This from someone calling herself 'kreamy' diva ![]() |
Disposable pants= Designer Pampers |
chii8: Sorry for derailing but what could make one's spouse be in a habit of watching indecent movies and pictures.He's not getting enough of the real thing. Simple. |
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