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"Did she bite anyone?" Dr Burke whispered. Silas just stood there in shock. He looked into the young girl's now dead eyes as the glanced menacingly at him and he had a flashback of how he had seen his wife on the kitchen floor. Sven was wailing. "My baby, oh no not my little girl..." "DID SHE BITE ANYONE?!" Dr Burke yelled. "We all yelled at her when she started eating the steak raw but she didn't pay any attention, just went on chewing g and tearing and licking, " Barry said, "Sven went over to her and next thing we know she throws him to the floor and tries to bite his neck..." "But Klein pulled her off just in time and pinned her down like so." He pointed at Klein still kneeling atop the violently struggling zombie his face taut, his eyes hardened. Dr Burke looked like he was going to burst with rage. He pointed viciously at Sven. "I told you to let me examine her and you refused!" He yelled. "You've put all of our lives in danger because of your STUPIDITY! Now for goodness sake DID SHE BITE ANYONE?!" "No, doc." Barry replied. "She didn't even so much as scratch Sven, we already checked." Dr Burke went out and collected his fluorescent light and marching stoically to the still weeping Sven , he yanked him forward and examined his neck, arms and chest. "He's clean. Still you need to go and shower. Go. Now!" Sven went dejectedly into the bathroom. "We need to get rid of her." Caleb said quietly. He had been looking at Efe suspiciously. Efe met his eyes and looked away quickly. "We can't risk carrying her out in this struggling state. " Silas said. "She could scratch or bite one of us in the process." "Just say it." Klein said quietly. "We need to put a bullet in her head. Or break her neck." There was an awkward silence between them during which Sven's wails could be heard from the bathroom and the zombie snarled and struggled to get her arms free. "My poor daughter..." Klein whispered. "She ain't your daughter anymore, Klein." Bary replied. Klein looked up at him. "Yeah. I know." With one sudden swift movement he pulled her neck up and sideways. There was a vicious snapping sound and the zombie was still. "Holy shit." Barry said. Klien had tears in his eyes. " We promised ourselves. Sven and I. We promised that if she were to turn, we would end it. We wouldn't prolong her suffering. Its done. Someone carry her out. I think I'm going to vomit." "I'll do it." Caleb said and went forward. He grabbed the head. "Efe, come and help me with her feet." "Efe hesitated then walked forward. Together they hoisted the body up and Dr Burke went into a room and came out with a body bag. "Put her in here." He said. "We need to get her out as soon as possible. Sometimes even snapping thier necks doesnt work." Caleb and Efe carried the body to the entrance with Dr Burke ahead of them to open the door. Caleb looked Efe in the eye and he glared back. "She no bite me!" He finally whispered. "Guy, you sure so?" Caleb demanded "Yes Na! I go lie for you again?" He said "But you kiss the babe for bathroom sha?" "No o!" Efe almost shouted. "She no even free make I hug am self, she just dey form wetin I no know.we sha just gist gist gist until I vex comot". "Okay o. " Caleb said. "I say make I ask." "Eh okay." Efe said, even as he felt his body go warm and his mouth became very dry. |
IfyAngela: Yup the conspiracies was on another level and i liked how fast paced it was.I've been avoiding this film like Ebola cos I didn't like part 1 at all. I hope its worth it like u guys are saying. It took me 3nights and a lot of coffee to keepe awake to watch the first Captain America. |
Klein was holding down Jenny in a corner of the kitchen. Because of his bulk and strength he was able to easily pin jenny down on the floor and immobilize her. Jenny screamed and snapped her jaws viciously. Sven was pacing around in front of the duo, his hand in his mouth and crying pitifully. Barry, Michael and Efe were standing at alert at the other side of the kitchen. Jenny's skin had turned a deathly pale. Her eyes were bloodshot and she kept jerking her body around violently and growling and baring her jaws. She spat out at Sven who moved quickly out of the way and continued weeping afar off. "She had just come out of the bathroom with Efe here and went straight to the fridge to get something to eat." Michael was saying. " I asked what she would like and she said meat and I was like there's some meat pie in the fridge but she kept on insisting on meat and next thing I know she's downing your raw steak... To be continued... |
Dr Burke was asking Caleb about his plans "Oh, I intend to move out with my crew soon , before we eat you out of house and home. " Caleb said with a grin. "No but seruously man, I've checked out your place from this computer room to the kitchen and bathroom. You couldn't have prepared for more than two people to stay here, three tops. Me and my guys are heading to Makob's hothouse . its a club down the road with a steel door entrance, enough drink and a decent amount of food. Also I know where the owner keeps his gun in case of any trouble. It will be a great place for me and my crew to hang out till this all blows over." "I'm not really chasing you guys, you know..." Dr Burke said. "Yes you are. " Caleb said. "But its OK. This is survival. Some of us were of the opinion of taking over your little joint but then I guess you wouldn't tell us how to operate the place even under threat. And besides we might need each other in future. Islands of survivors, so to speak." Dr Burke sighed. He actually was getting to like Caleb. He was not only cheerful and friendly he was very logical as well. Almost more logical than Silas, he was willing to bet. Oh well... "How come you know so much about the club?" Silas asked from behind Caleb. Calwn swirled around. "Because I used to work there." "But what if you get there and see its already occupied?" Caleb grinned. "Steel doors man. And I'm the only living person with the keys. No one is breaking in there without the keys." "What if the owner has a spare?" Caleb sighed and walked over to the screen. He searched around the computer monitor for a while then pointed. "See. See that struggling mass of undead flesh there? That used to be the owner." Silas and Dr Burke looked closely at the monitor. They recognised the last Nigerian to enter the room, the one that had been torn to shreds before he could make it. "Obinna was my brother. Before all this shit started we were going to make it big at the club. Stuffed the place full of food and drinks, enough to party for a month. He was a banker back home but came here to be a bar-tender. He built up a reputation and saved up some money for the place and called me to come and join him as soon as I wa able. I wasn't doing nothing back home haven being laid off my accounting job, so I took the deal." He sighed again. It was the first time the two men had seen him sad. "Anyways, the key won't he much use to him now." "I'm sorry man." Silas said. "You must be hurting." Caleb shook his head and chuckled. "Ain't time to be hurting. Time to survive. When I'm safely in the club then I can think of all I've lost and break down in tears but for now I've got to take care of my crew. There was a moments silence as all three men silently appraised each other. Silas was just about to say something to Caleb when they all heard a crash from the kitchen area. "Holy Shit! She's one of them!" They heard Barry shout out in alarm. All three men jumped to their feet and ran into the kitchen area only to meet a most unpleasant sight. |
https://www.nairaland.com/1807261/tell-us-moniker#24589646 OnyeEgo1: link pls |
bukatyne: Ist scene, that's cheating: Awww c'mon you are KIDDING. |
Kanwulia: HA!Damn it, this is not true! There are marriages where the bad times are short lived and they have it good most of the time! As soon as you boast/rejoice about how great your marriage might be. . . . You will regret it, because you never know what the other party is up to!The idea is not really to boast per se, there are a lot of folks who write lovey dovey stuff on Facebook about their spouses but in reality their marriage is a perpetual wrestlemania. The idea is having trust in your spouse. Yeah sometimes that trust is abused but there are also spouses that safeguard that trust! |
Godmystrength: maybe me too will write my own story tomorrowAhem, good morning. Waiting for your tori o |
bukatyne: @5minsmadness,So you wouldn't mind your husband telling g you he was courting another chic on the side while with you? Or that he fancies big busted women like the new secretary that was employed yesterday, etc? |
bukatyne: @5minsmadness:My sista the.thing TIRE me no be small. Everyday one wahala or the other. A person can read all these problems and become depressed. @Godmystrength I seeee u. Good evening Ma'm. ![]() |
Marriage is about love and forgiveness Mr and Mrs Alabi have been married 24years. Mr Alabi is a General Manager and his wife owns a big shop in Ikeja. They have 4kids. They are both marriage counsellors in my church. I chose to tell their story because their marriage has been through almost everything. They didn't have kids for 5years and the wife was labelled barren and Mr Alabi was asked to impregnate another woman which he staunchly refused. Finality on their fifth year they had their first child.Mr. Alabi says his wife started misbehaving after that, being rude to his mother and siblings. Also their sex life declined drastically. The second child they had came after a chance meeting with her and even then he felt like he was just a sperm donor for all the emotion that went with the act. He got frustrated and started having an affair. His wife came home one day and caught him and his mistress in their matrimonial bed. This caused a temporary seperation during which time his wife took to alcohol. He said he was visiting her one day and she was drunk and started crying and told him that he was supposed to be her king but he had deserted her.(corny, I know). That day he went home and had a rethink. He said he realised then thatarriage wasn't about him, but about his partner. He was in marriage to make her happy and raise responsible children. So he asked for a reconciliation. He apologised to his wife and asked her back to the house. He also resorted to talking about all his greviances with her, his likes and dislikes instead of bottling them up inside himself. He showed her unconditional love despite the fact that she still behaved badly towards his mother and siblings for some time. He stopped all his outside relationships and made her stop her drinking. She admits that he wasn't the womanizing type when she married him and that its possible her behaviour drove him to do what he did. She admits that she did those things to punish hwr husband's people foe thw harrassment she got from them during her trying times, not realising she had started punishing her husband as well. She recalls how he stood by her those five years she couldn't conceive. How he defended her against all outsiders. Today they have two more children and they teach marriage class using thier mistakes as lessons. And yes they wear the same clothes to church every sunday. These are my own small contributions. Theyay not be as sweet as 'I slapped my wife' thread or 'He betrayed me, what do I do' thread, bit I just thought to put them up to encourage those young ones reading all the wahala about marriages on Nairaland. Yours doesn't have to be a minefield. Marriages can be very sweet and fulfilling experiences too. Whew! |
Marriage is about understanding James and Lilian tell each other everything. I mean EVERY LITTLE THING. It irritates the heck out of me but it seems to work for them. I was one of James groomsmen during the wedding. We were pals in school although we didn't read the same course. James says he finds it difficult to keep a secret so he just blurts everything to his wife instead. He told her about all his exes, he told her about the girl he was double-dating on with her while they were courting and why he chose her over the other girl. He told her what his friends did on his bachelor's eve, everything. And when we go and visit him she entertains us well and tells us what we did with her husband and laughs while we insult the daylight out of James and tell him he has swallowed juju. He says she is the juju and he will swallow her again if need be. Lilian is hot tempered. She admits it and tells us she is blessed to have a husband as understanding and patient as James. She jokingly says that no other man would be able to stand her but James has the patience of a Saint. These two have a chemistry that is almost palpable, anytime they come around people want to stay in their company for as long as possible and there is always joy and laughter in their midst. Thier marriage is 3years old. |
Marriage is all about Trust Eloho and Tony met for the first time in 500lt UNIBEN. They were both in their 100level. They were a year apart in age with Tony being older. Tony said that the first day he saw her he knew he was going to marry her. He introduced himself to her and they hit it off immediately. They were like two peas in a pod, where you found one, the other wasn't far behind. They were voted Most romantic couple in the class three years running. Tony is a tall thin guy and eloho is a chubby girl with good curves and not so short but not so tall either. They were the envy of the class and it was a foregone conclusion that they would get married as soon as they graduated. Then 'disaster' struck. Tony had to repeat some carry-over courses and couldn't graduate that year. Eloho made it with a 2.1 . The next thing we knew they stopped moving together. Tony heard that eloho had started getting other suitors outside and in her place of work. Also there was pressure on eloho to marry someone 'a little older' than herself. I was in Tony's shop beside nursing complex(the guy used to do business in school) the day Eloho visited. She didn't even wait for me to go out so they could talk in private. She just told him straight that she didn't feel it would work out and that they should break up. That he was too close to her age and her father wanted her to marry someone from her tribe. Also she wasn't getting any younger and Tony still had some courses to write and wouldn't be able to support her for sometime still. Tony was quiet through the whole thing. I was expecting some fireworks or shouting but he said nothing until she finished. Then he walked forward and hugged her although she resisted. He said it was OK that if she could live without him then truly she wasn't meant to marry him. He told her to go that truly he had nothing to offer her as she was now working and he was still a student. By next year she would go for NYSC and he would still have not graduated. Eloho heard everything he said and left. She didn't show any remorse AT ALL. She just waka comot even me I became angry and told him to forget her, women are materialistic creatures.he just smiled and said the person that just left was his soulmate that I shouldn't insult her. I kept quiet. Two months passed. Three days to writing his exams Tony came to my room with the same Eloho. She discovered that she truly couldn't live without him.She said she kept on thinking about him and realised that she was supposed to help him instead of abandoning him. Even as he didn't have any money or any job or status she still came back because she said she missed her friend. She stayed with him and helped him to study and he passed. They got married the next year. Their marriage is now six years old. And Tony tells me everyday he is blessed to have married his friend and soulmate. He currently owns three shops in Benin and works as an accountant. Eloho has given him 3lovely kids whose pictures they splatter on Facebook frequently. During our boy's round table Tony never talks ill of his wife. He says that when he was at his lowest she stayed by him, Now he is in money she will definitely enjoy the wealth with him. He says she gives him peace of mind and never hides anything from him. He does the same for her. Till today they still wear the same matching clothes when they go to church( a subtle point but important in its own right). Thiers is one union I envy. |
Timothy3113: Thank you for updating today.A beg no vex. Will try and make d updates more frequent. |
Everyday I visit Nairaland and I hear of one marriage problem or the other. If one dwells too much on these problems and doesn't look at the world past Nairaland one would easily think that all marriages are headed for the rocks. I want to let you know that this is not true. Marriage is definitely not a bed of roses but it is not a bushel of thorns either like some people would have us believe. Good marriages do exist its just that they don't make good stories. Nothing sells as fast as bad news and that's why bad marriages seem to carry all the news around here. I know of at least three couples that have been through the thick and thin of marriage issues and have come out victorious and even stronger than before . I know of couples who live so happily together and have nothing to hide from each other. Such marriages do exist. I will he bringing their stories here shortly. Stay tuned. |
ahnie: Another abusive marriage..so SADGood marriages do not make good stories. |
Haven't we done this on another thread already? ![]() |
zube01: wetin u wan make I talk?...maybe the spirit is monitoring the car..You actually have a point there... Ishilove has he sold the car or is he still using it till now? |
zube01: now this is getting scary!...and u havnt told anybdy about it?...like how long did u see this?...has his situation improved?And you guys really think a monitoring spirit will stay in the car while he goes inside the house? SMH |
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Jenny sits on the toilet bowl and takes a pee. She feels a little warm but other than that she is okay. She touches the wound at the side of her breast, the area is numb, completely without pain. Jenny takes this as a good sign that she is getting better. She was horrified when the zombie grabbed at her, its long unmanicured nails ripping through her sweater and tearing at her skin. She screamed and bashed in the head of the creature with the huge iron rod she was holding. The head had burst open in a spray of blood and pus. She thinks she recognised the zombie as the homeless man who passed frequently through her street, oogling her anytime he had the chance. The bastard had finally been able to cup a feel in death. She shivers involuntary. She hears the bathroom door creak open and she immediately knows who it is. She has been dying to fall into the arms of this big black man since the whole nightmare began. She didn't think her parents knew the extent of their relationship but she knew they wouldn't mind so much as long as she played safe. They were very liberal with her , having been judged for their own uniqueness , they didn't feel it would be right placing too many boundaries for her in the relationship area and yhey made sure she had enough exposure with the opposite sex so people wouldn't think they were influencing their adopted daughter to be like them. As long as the person was nice and responsible they turned a blind eye to her escapades. She loved it that way. She smelled him, a delicious aroma that made her want to dash out from the room and jump him, and she giggled at the thought. His advancing footsteps stopped. 'Jenny? Jenny how far, are you alright?' He was always so bashful. That's what she liked about him. She knew he was fiercely in love with her. She had heard how he had practically forced Dr Burke to open the door for them at gunpoint. It turned her on furiously. She cleaned herself and stood up from the toilet seat, watching through the almost transparent door as he approached. 'I know you must think I'm a clumsy oaf.' He said. 'I ruined your house with my loud music. I'm so sorry. I tried to call you guys as soon as we got here. Can you forgive me?' His smell was over powering. She had never smelt him like this before. It was a lovely body scent, alluring. It drove her wild. She felt wet immediately and her nipp.l e s stood on end. She couldn't wait any longer. She yanked open the door and pulled the surprised Efe into the toilet with her. They kissed furiously. Her lips against his heightened his already peaking desire. He had never kissed a white girl before. Her lips were so soft he didn't want to let go,ever. She pulled at his shirt, unbottoning it and feeling his bare hairy chest. He moaned in pleasure and lifted her off her feet. In one quick motion she had removed her top and her naked breasts stared invitingly at him. Needing no further prompting he dived gratefully into this succulent meal offered on a silver platter. He kissed and licked and sucked and she gasped at his strength, amazed at the pleasure he was giving her, amazed of how delicious he smelled, how irresistible helooked to her. She wanted to lick every part of his body and savour him like a choice meal. She pulled off his shirt and he had to drop her to take the dangling shirt off. As he did so she knelt down and pulled off his belt. The act drove him crazy. He grabbed her and carried her up to his level again, pinning her back against the toilet wall and sucking at her breasts. His mouth and tongue explored every inch and she clawed at his back, making small love marks in his skin, wondering why she felt so eager to have him, why she felt so hungry. Soon they were locked in that familiar embrace of pure lust and pleasure and finally collapsed in a heap on the floor of that small toilet closet. They didn't realise it wasn't only pleasure they had just shared. But they were soon to find out. |
Caleb is in the second room, his favourite room , the food area. He grins and laughs with his friends and brothers Barry and Michael. They share experiences and crack jokes. Klein and Sven sit beside them and watch them with admiration. Anyone looking at them would think they were having a picnic or a party. No one would believe that they knew the world was ending just outside these walls. They wonder at the resilience of Nigerians , their good humour and happy nature. No wonder they were once called the happiest people on earth. Klein lovingly holds his lover's hand and they look at each other No words are spoken but they both think of the same thing; the trauma they have suffered, the loss of thier house and belongings, the death of their friends. It has been 3days since the Zombie apocalype began and the world has been turned upside down. But somehow they were able to pull through. The Nigerians had stayed with them for a while when it all happened, there were seven of them then. They had been playing loud Fuji music and trying to keep up their spirits when the zombies surrounded their house and started pounding on their doors and windows. Apparently the music had attracted them. Two Nigerians had been lost trying to fight them off and now Obinna too had gone, taken by the ever increasing zombie horde. They had been too scared to leave the house but the Nigerians had forseen that the zombies would eventually break through and had promised to find a safe haven for them. They both knew that even of the others didn't keep their promise the one called Efe would. He had been feasting his eyes on their adopted daughter since he moved into the neighborhood and they knew he was smitten with her. He wouldn't leave her behind. They were happy to receive his call and had come running to this place, having to push through a group of zombies that had stood by their front door in the process. The zombies reaction were slow thus they were able to escape but one had grabbed at Jenny and clawed her shirt. After they had escaped they had cleaned the place thoroughly with water. Surely she was safe from infection? She hadn't reported any signs of being sick and they were very optimistic she would be OK. They had watched as Jenny had asked to go and use the toilet a few minutes ago. They also observed Efe saying something about collecting a towel to clean his face. They smiled to each other as both young people disappeared into the same room. Love was love and they were liberal, modern parents. Their Jenny was in safe hands. |
Its 11am in the morning. Dr Burke and Silas are in the computer room. They watch as horde after horde of zombies pass by the secret door, shuffling about aimlessly. Dr Burke switches the computer surveillance cameras to the ones outside the building. The view from here is bleak as well. Groups of the undead stand still inthe sstreets waiting for one if the living to stroll in among them and offer gastric stimulation. Dr Burke points at one of them sadly. It is wearing a bloodied lab coat and its neck is bent at an odd angle. It used to be his colleague. They both listen to the radio, Zombie FM plays some catchy tunes and intermittently calls out to those quietly listening to his broadcast to be strong and be sure that the government is doing something about this. BBC comes on for a few minutes, the broadcaster telling of a safe haven for scientists deep underground working hard to create an antiserum to stop the zombie Apocalypse. They offer hope as well. But as far as Dr Burke and Silas can see from the cameras on the streets, there appears to be no hope. |
Repteam: No. not yet. would be up and running by Nov- Dec. BTW u ask like you've been a long time follower. r u?Nope. Just saw this a while ago and read up on all the posts. I'm interested. Am I too late? |
pickabeau1: Covers head with crash helmet Next update by this evening nothing will stop me! |
Is the website up and running now? |
No they should not be allowed. At least until they are a reasonable age. I'll go for 16yrs. Other opinions may differ. The internet is a powerful tool that requires a lot of responsibility to use. Even adults have been distracted to using the Internet for the wrong thing talk less of children. It is true the internet is a compendium of knowledge but I think the disadvantages of exposing one's kids to it far outweighs the advantages. |
What's the question here? Is this thread about the title of the topic or the story itself? Because both are different. |
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