₦airaland Forum

MelesZenawi:
Then let them dissolve the outfit....if they can't work under police.

Why should they work under the Nigerian Police?

Is Hisbah Police working under community policing?

EagleNest:
Neither did Father Mbaka see this coming

You mean?

Kizyte:
S A R S

S: Special

A: Armed

R: Robbery

S: Squard

They are worse than armed robbers

It could be better to say it this way...

State

Armed

Robbery

Squad.

cr7lomo:
How did he die

He died by dying....

sassysure:
Abba kyari has been the de-facto president from day one.
Even osibanjo takes directive from him.

We will know more about this man after Buhari's tenure.

Example below

Orubebe01:
Odentic organism. Chronic afonja spotted, I repeat, chronic afonja spotted.

Fire him the bazooka, I repeat, fire him the bazooka.

OgunLaakaye:
And how is this News?

Someone decided to expose his stomach and it became news.

Sigh...

God in his infinite mercy will punish the mod who posted this on front page.

Froshloaded:
Don't invite me to your party if its gonna be like this
BTW
This wife get nose oo

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She is a daughter of Nostradamus...

Kingrexyl:
Good kid, unlike that riele girl that refused to read her books, as little as she is she's already talking about sex.

You mean this ones?

BuhariAdvocate:
Keep quiet you are not a lagosian so in your mud village it's not possible for you to know what lagosians going through from the hands of this nuisance .

Especially those Hausa okada men... I hardly know your destination, but they will claim they know and proceed to take you to a wrong destination.

Jezyfreezman:
Dagbo statesmen & ThiefMakers, they all roll together, Mofos kill yourselves

Hahahaha....

StupidNLmods:
So there's a zoo inside a zoo?

Na dia you go fear na....

Even the Zoo get a Zoo..
The zoo the zoo.

Atouke:
Who is peculiar consults? This stadium according to state Government is built by direct labour.

FYI Eyimba stadium in Aba was done by governor ikpeazu. That was a great job, the stadium is one of the best at the moment.
Learn to commend politicians when they do good, if you dont commend them then dont misrepresent their achievements.

May God forgive you...

Mkpo ado adagha ke Aba ke afo asong esit akod stadium..?

Ese bop stadium ntoro?

juvewalex:
Why this stadium when the state already has a wonderful stadium built by Akpabio in the same state.

It's a waste of resources as far as I'm concerned because they can't maintain them as one will suffer for one.

I'm telling you.

The State already have two functional stadiums in Uyo.
I visited the site of this project last month.
My prayer is that it shouldn't collapse when people are in it.

The whole stuff looks very substandard.
The pillars aren't straight and looks very tiny to support the expected weight.

Udom Emmanuel wants to build everything in his backyard.

Blakjewelry:
Did the bullet remove the guy pant?

The bullet actually had sex with the man, hence his trouser was removed.

DearDealz:
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doggedfighter:
You should apologize to him and ask your god for forgiveness

You dey find playmate?

I resemble your Papa?

SilasNwude:
me:

way to go
God bless Amotekun
God bless authentic Omoluabis (not fake ones fermenting trouble against fellow South)

North dey tough no be when South come together
their only hope was those fake Omoluabis causing division but they where defeated this time.

BSS or operation Enyimba loading in the east

Niger Delta Force in the making, to secure the six Niger Delta States of Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Cross River, Delta, Rivers and.....

Bacteriologist:
And thank you for understanding why we do not take you lots a tad seriously when you say that Christianity is the most tolerant and loving religion.

Your initial reply will be evidence for me and so many others that will go through the thread now and in the distant future that one of the most uncouth, barbaric and hateful minds you will find are Christians.

e pain you die... Kuku go take sniper na.

Big muumu.

The only thing you inherited from your father is stuupidity..

Bacteriologist:
Ah yeah. As usual... A loving Christian sharing all that love Christ preached.

Your actions -more than words- will be what motivates most people to either embrace your religion, tolerate, criticize or actually despise it.

So thank you for showing how loving Christians often are.

Thanks for your understanding....

Bacteriologist:
Christianity is being mocked because your religion is capable of being mocked. Fix your religion and fix yourselves.

Another mumu here.

Go fix your mother and father first before coming to talk with me.

God punish your useless mother.

illitrate:
Is high time nairaland make a conversion survey just like the Islamic section, no everyone can come here and comment.

If you go to the islam section to commet, a survey will force you to attest that mhd is the prophet

The mumuu seun won't do this...

He enjoys seeing Christian tread being bastardized and made mockery of.

FactBoyz:
And later some people will be doubting the Locust plague that happened in the biblical encounter as recorded in Exodus.

Awon atheists

Now this is when we need John the Baptist the most.

NOL2dworld:
Mushin is thief's headquarters... Growing up there teaches to be vigilant..

Mushin Olosha- meaning "Mushin house of thieves".

BetterKola:
I am coming let me report you to AMOKETUN

After reading this mumuu post, suddenly one million naira entered my bank account. My landlord asked me not to pay rent for three years. Chai, what a post.

Youngmum1:
The teachers are displaying Malian like behavior. There are better ways to correct these kids.

What better way?

I prefer this method...

They need it the hard way.

If they are being dealt with this way for three days. Be rest assured marlian will fly out of their body.

Roadtoyesterday:
What they need is punishment not wiping

My brother wiping is also in line, with the kind of marlian children we have now.

They need the hard way...

In my days, we were flogged than this.
It really helped reset our strayed juvenile memory.

thorpido:
This one pass inside life.

That's what we call "a mother fvcker".

Mightyhaiz:
Taking it up how? Angrily or pleasantly

Maybe fuckingly

Best news ever

VirtIQ:
There was a day i smoked it and i lost my sense of touch.i coulsnt feel my phone.lonamd behold my iphone fell frm ma pocket at night.i went mad for 2hrs till my iphone was recovered the following day.i paid 4k to the pwrson who foind it.since then kolorado kor,skunk ni. I take only arizona now bro. Kolorado no too strong,but that night i don smoke 4wraps of arizona,drink enuf captain jack. Only for me to drag 5puffs and after 10mins .i went beserk

All these just to win a trophy?