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General pipe: look at the way you are displaying ur ignorance on a public forum like this. B4 she became the mother to all nigerians she was'nt a mother to a family. D Gson's point is fully on course. Its a time we start getting tings done in the rite way. After all is 5k note our problem nw as a nation.?

Some people talk as if they are not ignorant themselves, please show me where I wrote she's the mother of all Nigerians. Misrepresenting my views and giving it your own meaning!

She is a national Icon whether you like it or not, the first woman to drive a car in Nigeria, a staunch supporter of democracy and against military dictatorship, now that we are in a democratic setting I guess for posterity sake, unborn generations should approach the Kuti family for permission to learn more about this woman as well!

Ignorance is truly a wicked disease!

There are two I know of;

1. Eetsumore Restaurant and Bakery in Gwarinpa: http://www.abujafood.com/directory/Food-and-Dinning/eetsumore-restaurant-a-bakery.html

2. Faie's pastries in Jabi District http://www.abujafood.com/directory/Food-and-Dinning/faies-pastries.html

sogoisrael: that ȋ̝̊̅§ nonsense talk! She was murdered by d same foolish govt! How wuld U̶̲̥̅̊ say she ȋ̝̊̅§ public? E fit b uя mama make U̶̲̥̅̊ gree!

I guess if South Africa wants to use the image of Mandela for anything they'll first have to get permission from his family assuming he had died while in prison! By the way, why so rude? Every man is entitled to his opinion!

What lessons have we learnt from the incident and how has life faired for you (in Abuja)

http://www.abujafood.com/news-digest/munch/860-abujas-un-bomb-blast-one-year-later.html

I recall how suddenly the threat of wanton destruction of innocent lives and property was no longer child's play!

dont8: The said national icon was killed by who?

You tell me!

Funmi Ransome Kuti is a national icon, she isn't the personal property of the Kuti Family but all Nigerians because of her sterling contributions so the family doesn't have to be contacted for permission. It's up to all Nigerians to decide not Kuti's family alone.

Seriously how does sex improve beauty? Some ugly dudes have sex very frequently but it's hard to say if this really works for them.

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Sijo01: carry on jor.
Lmao @Abujafood....... Pls my table needs some of those abuja goodies o, wire some na

Hehe!

Sijo01: Just wondering if this will put food on some tables today

Answer certainly not on my table. I'm off to make real money!

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[s]You folks should leave Tonto alone, she's one of a kind just like the rest of us![/s] This is an interesting Post!

sbeezy8: Hypocrite

Talking off point! What makes him a hypocrite or is it just being heard that matters to you?

We can't be sure they aren't doing this for security reasons. The case might be more complicated than it seems!

dozydre: Crooked story to me, how can u talk bout this without showing a pic, Name of the driver. And wat made u ppl tink there sponsors will be waitin to be caught without any trace of were the car is coming from.

You People should mind yourselves! Leave Chris Okotie alone and focus on your lives instead!

Leave Charlie boy alone *self righteous people* the man is free to act weird and dumb if he so wishes! Illuminati, gay or not how clean are those of you judging this man?

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Gone were those days when I looked forward to watchin Kaakaki During the Abdulsalami Abubakar Administration and early part of Obasanjo's regime. Then they were professional and their programmes were worth listening to, these days I'll rather listen to Nigeria this morning on cool FM abuja or if time permits Channels TV breakfast morning programme. NTA has always been a disappointment especially during the days of Abacha when they used to feed us with propaganda of people holding rallies asking Abacha to succeed himself!

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Prof looking comfortable with his arrest!

DICKtator: Please you guys need to be fast and reach a consensus. I just took a dump and I still don't know which is more suitable to use!.
My anus is waiting to be cleaned and I need to pick one real quick!!!.

P.S: why are all these flies surrounding me? Is there are party about to go down?

Call me if you want the correct answer! No consultation fee for the first 1 minute but after that you'll pay N100 per minute for professional advice!

kandiikane: @abujafood, which kine rubbish you come spew for here?

It's because of poverty that's why people use water?

What in the name of goat!!

You're missing my point aren't you? It seems you overlooked the whole post and focused on only the "poor have no choice" besides can't you catch a joke without being told it's one?

You people should stop quarreling over which is better!

Onyibo people use tissue more including their doctors, professors even their presidents (who knows may be Barack Obama)

Our own leaders also use it (I guess so)

Poor people in Naija have no choice (they must use water or vegetable leaves)

The choice is yours! If tissue doesn't work for you, try water!

For free advice and consultation *I don't charge for this* on which is better just holla me!

Teextoo: Evelyn is a ghetto dirty mouthed latina b1tch with nice azz. She ain't go no class and always thinking she is all that. Flew down from miami to cincinnati just to bang ocho on twitter invitation. Ocho should have known better, getting hitched with that nasty wh0re is a career suicide. She is a super groupie and will proly look for another dumb-azz athlete to reck and them foolz never learn.

Hope you know her personally to say all this stuff about her?

Reminds me of Chris Brown Vs Rihanna

May their gentle souls rest in peace!

Depending on where you're serving there are project management training you can put in for!

It may sound nonsensical but there is plenty of sense in this joke! Gold digging girls everywhere

Wonderful pix! The shape of Africa looking like a horse's head!

werepeLeri: leave the car for them - if you can, just buy yourself another car and keep the key with you. There is no way you can keep an automobile from an adult in the house. or you want your marriage to begin shake maka SUV? Biko.

Is it that easy bros?