₦airaland Forum

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

Rastaramsey:
This might not be a case of ritual killing cus I didn't see any of her organs being harvested....

Maybe her mother threw her into the water sef

Mandate2023:
Fool.....ipigs will always be ipigs, he came into lagos with poly bag, he should have relocated to Anambra

shortIGBOman:
Soludo wants to legalise fake drugs in Anambra. Before now, Anambra has been the major suppliers of fake drugs in this Country.

naija4life247:
Soludo wants to expand fake drugs distribution. Okay nah. You will kill yourselves one by one with fake drugse

alanto:
Of course that's why reasonable people are rooting for him. All those people shouting Peter obi are not doing it because he can perform (there's no history to show he can perform) they are doing it just so they can have igbo presidency. But at this point Nigeria doesn't need an ethnic presidency. What we need is a president that can perform imagine wasting another 8 years to politics. What are we going to tell our children in future? We lost on Azikiwe because he traded his position, we lost on Awolowo because he as not allowed, we lost on MKO because his mandate was seized by higher power, we lost Yaradua to untimely death. For once we have to do something right. All those shoutin Atiku can not show proof of his performance anywhere.

LegendHero:
10. ENVIRONMENT: LAWMA, LASEPA, LWC, PUMAU, LASECA. All formulated by
Tinubu to tackle the issue of environmental decay in Lagos.

11. EMPOWERMENT SCHEMES: The creation of several agencies led to several openings in the government which led to jobs in LASTMA, LAGBUS, LASEWA etc. First of its kind.

12. PPP Initiatives:
-Lekki Free Trade Zone PPP - Tinubu
-Eko Atlantic - PPP Tinubu
-Lagos state security trust fund - Tinubu
-Lekki infrastructure company - Tinubu
-Enron power project PPP - Tinubu
-LSPDC PPP - Tinubu
-Privatisation of Healthcare delivery ( Labs and diagnostic centers) - Tinubu
-Lagos BRT scheme PPP - Tinubu
-Lekki concession company PPP - Tinubu

Tinubu Received many awards: They include
-The ‘Best Governor of for 2001 by the Nigerian/Belgian Chamber of Commerce
-Winner of 2002 Best Practices Prize in improving the living environment (by the Federal Ministry of Works and UN habitat Group), 2000
-Best computerized Government in Nigeria (by the Computer Association of Nigeria),
-2003 Green Crystal Award for Enhancing the Value of the Environment (by Clean-Up Nigeria (CUN),
-2002 Healthcare Award as the best provider of best health services in Nigeria, Presidential Merit Award for technological Development by the Nigerian Society of Engineers,
-2001 National Literacy award for outstanding contribution to mas literacy,
-Co-winner of 2002 Outstanding Alumnus award of the American Association of Community Colleges (AACC),
-2001 Distinguished Alumnus Award by Chicago State University, Distinguished Service Award for Exemplary Leadership by the Lagos State Economic Summit Group,
-Certificate of Commendation by the national Conference of Black mayors,
-Silver Jubilee Anniversary Award as Labour Friendly Governor by the National Union of Petroleum and Natural gas Workers (NUPENG),
-Award of Recognition by Nigerian Berge Limited for the initiation of the Independent Power project (IPP).

CC: Mynd44 Lalasticala

Source: https://twitter.com/Mario9jaa/status/1535621068806885376?s=20&t=b0qApX_t2s5VtuC15SSg5g[/quote]What colour of lie is this??

AmuEbule:
Another bla bla bla. Always blaming the woman like the typical African man that you are. I can bet you have not tabled all these concern before her to see what she’ll tell you. How about taking her out and letting her know how important she is to you? How about dressing nicely, brush your mouth and try to be clean before initiating the kissing? How about trying to see if she’s in the mood for sex before making the move? You think it all ends in pre-intimacy when she is not really there? How about trying to see if she’s worried about certain things that’s not right in your family or hers? How many times have you taken care of her parents or family? So, go back to when you guys started and the things that attracted her to you and take it from there ok. Even the bla bla bla you wrote is boring, maybe that’s why you’re boring too. Wake up bro. It’s so easy to get married but tough to live with one another because you did not grow up together. Good luck sha.

Whiteheartbit:
Hello naira landers.
I really need your advice on what to do about this.
Sex with my wife has become so so boring that after it i most often time regret leaving whatever I was supposed to do for it. I mean the feeling of it was not worth it at all
I've tried all I know, I've read books and bought some for her to help out for our sexual life, yet the improvement is short leaved.

We've been married for Six years with two kids. Yet from the day we got married I can count how many times I've kissed my wife during or not during sex.
I've called her attention to it, if I managed to kiss her I must have begged my way through.
Like a secondary school chap.
------ I enjoy kissing -------- which she knows, she'll promise making a change yet no Change.

Okay, I've come to understand with her that maybe kissing is not her thing as it is for some women. Fine I don't go to that area any more.

All of a sudden, she's not interested in fore play of any kind, which I love to engage in no matter how badly I want to get in because I want the satisfaction to be mutual, but She just want me straight in.
Many times I'm filled with wondering thoughts while making up with her.
Peradventure she agrees to a pre-intimacy after much bagging and persuasion, it's not more than 5mins with restrictions to some parts. GGGGGGGGGGod!
I'll just be like what is this.

I've called her on serveral occasions if something was wrong, if she was going through any emotional stress or something I could help out with or change, response always negative.

Yet no improvement.

I don't know who to talk to, because I'm a very private person and respects privacy.

I'm doing my best to make her and the kids happy, to the best of my ability as God is helping me.
I'm a very charming and romantic dude, the best I know about myself in that area, which she has also told me.
I've never cheated on her, not once and I don't intend to and she knows.

I had to come up here to seek for help because it's getting out of hand.

To the point that I seek her consent if we can make out for the night ( it's not the top priority in our lives though, but it's necessary) she sometimes come up with an excuse which I'll understand or she agrees but ends up disappointing ( i.e sleeps off or not in the mood) and I get pissed off, because I'm left ganging and she doesn't care. My God!
For about a month it's been dry sex and it's making me feel as if I'm violating her, forcing her against her will.
The very last time it was as if I was making out with a dead body, no sound, no moves, no connection. Mahn o Mahnnnn

I'm at the verge of taking the selibacy way, because that was my vow before I married her.
This sex thing is distracting me.

I need advice, is there something about women I don't known because I've read and researched about women.

RobustRoad:
Jagaban Borgu . This man carefully masterminded the defeat of a ruling party. That is why Meth addicts hated him like he's the architect of IPOD terrorism. The only governor that consistently challenged the federal powers in his era as governor. The man who took the FG to court and made sure he created LCDAs to make government closer to people which is what many states copied now. A forward thinker

iCauseTrouble:
Even if Peter Obi doesn't want to contest again, Come 2023 election, I will write his name with biro on the ballot and thumbprint on it. #IamWithPeterObi

emmyt2:
No way for ATIKU WE ARE GOING TO BE OBICULATED.

bluefilm:
From London to Lagos?

So how did he cross the Atlantic Ocean?

Was he using a flying bike?

YoudeyVexme:
Someone who Just did youth service already got a high paying job in nppc, while me that have graduated Since 2010 still struggling to feed from hand to mouth, no properties no thing to call my own. Meanwhile a cousin of mine already own 2 houses this boy I used to dash him 20naira for busicuit early 2008 when I visit my aunty, now he's 22.

Once you asked them for help and they give you once, they won't want to give you again. My heart's boil so hot whenever I see them on wheels driving expensive cars, A boy who doesn't know anything about life is already married with kid on the way. It wasn't like This when I was in my 20s, back then, we had to labour hard...farming, fishing and the rest to make ends meet..

Imagine, I had to go for house hunting last week and we had to wait for the owner of the compound, he arrived a young man expecting me to greet him first. I just called the agent I wasn't interested.. somebody that can't drag age with my youngest brother.

GraciousGod190:
I am 38 years old and have never had a girlfriend, never dated before. What I do is visit brothel and back to my house, this habit have been with me since I was a young boy and sometimes I envy those people who actually talk about their ex.

You see it's not like I can't get a girl but I have one physical problem that's keeping them away from me, some only tag along because of my money. But when I stop giving them, they stop coming close.

Some cover their nose when I try gisting them, one even insulted me that I get mind o, to open my smelling mouth to gist her.

This is getting suicidal, the funny thing is I always join people to jubilate that "THOSE WHO DONT HAVE GIRLFRIEND HAS PEACE OF MIND" but deep inside me I know am a reject and I wished I had one.

As for my physical deformity have tried everything but its seems not to work. I'm feeling suicidal, loneliness every night and day.

After dressing nice wearing good perfumes, The thing is once I open my mouth and they see my teeth, it's over.. because of that I try as much to be on my own to avoid insult.

6pack:
I broke up with my ex 3 months ago. I have not been able to get her out of my mind.

She moved on got dumped by the guy in less than one month and she contacted me 5 days ago and I responded today. I tried settling it out and she said I responded late. That it can't work now. She even said she was going to see another guy . Like wtf.

What type of useless mind game is this please.
The fact is I love her so much. She is not the type that is after money or material things.
And I don't believe in double dating. We have been moving alone for 5 years now. I don't know how to get her off my mind. I have watch countless YouTube videos on how to get an ex off your mind but non is working. I have tried having sex with different girls just to get her thoughts off but its not working. This thing is affecting my hustle seriously.

Damn, let me drink some beer.
Life has been unfair to me relationship wise

MrBrownJay1:
i think in Africa, yes, many women have one or more of these above traits, but as soon as you leave the continent, it greatly diminishes. in the real world (where hunger and poverty isnt so prevalent) it is so easy to find a woman who doesnt have such above liability traits.

WelkinBlue:
Like seriously? So you can comment on someone's post with so much calmness ?
I read your previous post and I noticed how insultive, arrogant and acting like a man with little wisdom.

Anyway I salute you for changing your initial gragra stance. I will implore you now to negotiate with the family so as to not incure additional debts.

I observed some people are mentioning you posted account number which means you need support but am gonna be very blunt. You don't deserve any dime or support from anyone atleast not for now. Your comments in your previous post is the reason for that and you alone should face the brunt of your actions.

StilmaVsBorn2w:
I knew it will be like This, but there's no harm in asking for help, for you thinking am using a sensitive issue like this to cashout shows alot of we don't really care about one another. am not forcing anyone to help and for your understanding since I made this thread, I HAVEN'T RECEIVED any TOKEN,.

SO LUCKILY FOR YOU SIR, NO ONE HAS BEEN SCAMMED, But I just want You to know it's evil of you trying to cease good people from rending help to people like us who really needs it.

once again thank you

StilmaVsBorn2w:
ALL THEIR WORDS ARE MERE THREAT'S!

NA TODAY.

WE STILL ON THE ISSUE, EVERYONE KNOWS SHE'S BEEN SICK SINCE FEBRUARY.

SHE WENT HOME AND THEY HAVE TRYING TRADO MEDICAL ON HER, SAYING THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY.


ME TOO DON'T HAVE, BUT I TOOK THE PAIN TO GO AS FAR AS TO TAKE SEVERAL LOANS FOR HER TREATMENTS.

THIS FOOLISH POSTERS ARE SAYING NONSENSE

StilmaVsBorn2w:
No I won't

treatise:
Try pursue 35kg so that Mr perfect will be excited. When healthy teenagers weigh between 60kg and 90kg, you're telling us you weigh 59.7kg. See your doctor please.

advanceDNA:
Our Moral standards has dropped everywhere...
When hoe men and hoe women go into marriage, e no fit last...no be prophesy...Na fact.

I will always say it...some people have scattered town too much to settle down.... people just expect a ring on the finger to fix or reset their dirty, undisciplined, wayward life style...


Na garbage in garbage out at the end of the day....

YOU ARE THE BEST

FERNANDEZISBACK:
At least better than an average Nigerian..

Daytonbale:
Yeah I was surprised too the person sending the salary didn't Cross check


my friend open new salary account , and the customer that the money mistakenly entered his account open new account that same day, so when my friend wanted to copy her account number to her vendor she mistakenly sent wrong account number,and that customer has withdrew all the money.

The bank has called the customer to return Money but the customer claim he has use the money

Orch1981:
Another fool spotted

Keegan:
You wouldn't understand. It's a pity many of you are reasoning this way, put yourselves in their shoes. Majority of those trapped over there are students many of whom live from hands to mouth. Ukraine is a very poor eastern European countries, it's not easy to be studying there. It is not so easy for the natives not to talk about the foreigners. Those in the eastern part of the country will feel the heat most. May God come to the rescue of my countrymen and women.