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One thing I have noticed in families...
If you re richer than ur father... It's papa
If your father is richer or more influential than you... It's dad

For me it's always gonna be dad or daddy... Even when I become a senator...

Check out @Thandolanga01 on Twitter n she's from SA... Y'all can thank me later

He arrange with a friend none of them knows... He sells the house to his friend (or pretends to) and gives them a date to all move out... He relocates to another city shortly.... After everyone has moved out, the friend sells the house back to him...

Looks like a praying mantis

Must there be a reception or refreshments, or can't we get joined and everyone goes home... The bulk of expenses in a wedding re usually on the reception which is not necessary in my opinion

Guys b4 you invest in any woman, and ensure she's worth the effort.....else u re better off buying a goat that gets pregnant and births kids that you can sell for returns.

When you ask her how she lost her virginity and she goes "I was raped or I was forced against my will" and you felt sorry for her not knowing she's been riding canes since 1965

If u want respect on the road by police et al.. It's Abuja plates or SPY plates.....

Op The scenario you described there doesn't exist.

Govt should make up its mind and Nigerians should decide what they want. You can't starve an institution of funds, prevent it from generating funds internally and expect to receive world class education. Education is not cheap. All those shouting Brazil, and Germany etc should go and find out how much their Govt budgets for education annually and compare it to the joke of a budget we have for education.

8. Blame your spouse : you made me do it...

How will a grown man call off his wedding engagement because the woman shaved her hair... Hair that ll grow back... It doesn't add up...

kendrick93:
so he's taking revenge for Tulsa 1921 by killing whites?
By the way who are the watchmen?

I don't believe he killed the captain, that fact that he was there doesn't mean he did it.

Nothing to be confused about, the old man in wheel chair is the small black boy at the beginning of the episode

Nova15:
We are in the same boat. I didn't even understand a thing.

See president... No siren,no long convy or entourage, no police or dss trying to knock out civilians on the road. Just a serene and peaceful ride.... Well maybe it's because he is on palace grounds

I believe I will earn over 1 million dollars monthly

I believe we are gods and can only attain our full potentials when we learn to understand and activate the divine part of us

I believe that there are many living species on various planets beyond earth.. We are not alone

I believe that heaven and hell isn't for Christians alone but for every living human, Muslims, Buddhists, traditionalists etc will all be judged by their actions in line with the laws of nature

I believe that the suffering of over 400 years of slavery has affected mindset of the black race and evolution has made us limited in our thinking, causing us to think like animals. (hunt or be hunted). Just like a fish species developing a defence mechanism (false eye) after years of being hunted by predators.


I believe there is a shadow organization that controls 70% of what happens in the world and its not the illuminati

I believe some men are born to be kings and will always make it to the top despite their backgrounds. Also some men are destined to be paupers and to live a life of suffering and servitude despite their backgrounds. The odds are not in their favor. However through relentless hard work and a strong belief system we can all reach our desired goals

obiekunie2:
that car looks like its bullet proof!

men! money is the root of all happiness!

It's bullet proof, see the door frame behind her head, and the extra inner padding is always a tell. See the thickness of the door glass too. Lastly bullet proof cars re heavier than normal hence the tyres carry extra load.

Tacha n her fans... How market

She's still young and not ready (mentally and emotionally) to to settle down.. Besides once a cheat is always a cheat. She called you stingy because she needed a reason to cheat and that was the excuse her brain came up with.

Maybe he is not used to receiving gifts. Doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate it. He just doesn't know how to receive gifts, feels he meant to be the one giving rather than his wife.

titiloyeblog:
Change your lawless habits so we can achieve the change we want in Nigeria- President Buhari charges Nigerians

President Buhari today asked all Nigerians to change their bad habits so we can all experience the much desired change in Nigeria.

The President stated this in his Independence day broadcast this morning.



source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/10/change-your-lawless-habits-so-we-can.html

coming from the grand Master of lawlessness, and incompetence.

I never knew how sweet road immunity really is until I started using government plates... Even without tinted glasses police n road safety have never stopped me once.

Hotzone:
I always respond to my fiancée financial demands even when most of them seems like extortion.
Please, my fellow Nairalanders, I need constructive and supportive words. Blissful week to you!

Mayday Mayday.... Abort mission, I repeat... Abort mission.

madridsta007:
LOL. You need to calm down with the emotionalism.

Parental blessings is VERY different from a parent choosing a wife for you.
Why are people struggling with English comprehension these days?

Your parents should not choose a wife for you. And I speak as a Christian. "He who finds a wife...", not "The parents who find a wife...". They should "BLESS" the marriage. Not "Choose" the marriage. These are two different things.

The most important blessing is that of the parents of the bride... Once they give their consent every other thing na formality. What of people who are orphans, or people who don't have family, don't they get married? Last I checked most marriages that ended in divorce or worse were blessed by both parents and the priest. For me Honoring your parents as a man means informing them of your decision to get married and carrying them along with the process. Should they declare ill feelings and misgivings it is within their right to do so. It is now left for me to proceed or rescind on my plan. As far as honoring goes they have been honoured

Zikora1000:
if you are looking for someone that will give you peace of mind. come, let me show you one. her only fault, she is over 6ft tall. but nice shape humble and very pretty too.

And u call that a fault.... Something that my guys would die for... Regarding the op... It's a shame he has already made up his mind to succumb to family pressures n surrender his throat even before the knife has been sharpened.. Osu cast system has been abolished in Imo State and igboland at large. Anybody practicing it can be prosecuted using the appropriate channels. As for being sidelined in family meetings... Nna become a billionaire and see if they won't seek ur decision first before anyone else. Besides what really do u stand to loose? If it's family land.. U can leave them and buy your own land and build ur village house. Any family member that ll refuse to relate with you because you married her is not worth being regarded as family and should not be seen within a 100 miles of your home. I cannot rescind my decision to marry someone based on factors she never had control over. I am also from Imo state, Mbaise to be precise.

Integrity
Walks his talk - man of his words
Respectful
Empathic
Good dress sense
Hard working
Diligent
Easy going

You leave Nigeria complaining that the government is bad. You go to a country with good government and u start engaging in fraud.

GavelSlam:
Government should make it illegal for cryptocurrency to be used in any form in Nigeria.

Should it be found on your person it should be immediate jailing.

I know sole slowpokes would come here to talk nonsense.

Nigeria is not a technological/advanced society and even many advanced countries are yet to accept it.

In addition, criminal actions are rife across the country. Unlike any other nation.

In fact, the youth embrace it with impunity and bravado.

We must outlaw cryptocurrency.

Very poor judgment displayed in this comment

Well articulated

page 1001 and APL yet to be sighted.... allizwell