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Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:31pm On Apr 24, 2023
olu101:
Name of wife’s passport: TOBI MARIAM JOHNSON

Name on visa application form : TOBI MARIAM JOHNSON

Name on child’s birth certificate: OLUWATOBI JOHNSON
U need cover note....to explain that tobi na just short form of oluwatobi...and sometimes people write it when they need to fit names into small spaces...which is also the reason the second name (mariam was not added)

Sworn afidavit from an High cour. that she's one and same person....state both names
Oluwatobi johnson
Tobi mariam johnson

And u might need to get another birth certificate from NPC that reads tobi mariam johnson...


Make another person add their suggestion
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:55am On Apr 24, 2023
olu101:
Good morning everyone,

@advanceDNA and everyone who have experience in my above post. Pls advice.

Thank you
Baba...post the different names make we see..

Name of ur wife's passport:

Name on the child's birth certificate:

Name of visa application form:
Romance › Re: How Did Porn Impact Your Marriage? by advanceDNA: 9:07pm On Apr 23, 2023
Damian911:
can he be affected by the above cos he fantasizes about all this white lesbian
Of course naa... if he allows himself get overly addicted
Romance › Re: I Guess Love Isn't For Me. by advanceDNA: 8:13pm On Apr 23, 2023
Lover boy... grin


U dey date woman..u no look out for cheating signs on her phone..babe wey tell u live say she get another guy....Na u lose guard....


Enjoy your breakfast....
Investment › Re: Loan Interest Accumulated To Almost 1million Naira by advanceDNA: 7:52pm On Apr 23, 2023
AchrafHakimi:
Patiently waiting to reply whenever you're ready...
..... ur comment just funny to me....

But e be like u are in the mood for vawulence
Investment › Re: Loan Interest Accumulated To Almost 1million Naira by advanceDNA: 7:37pm On Apr 23, 2023
AchrafHakimi:
Some of you are just criminally ignorant. I don't know if you are illiterate or just looking for attention.


What role exactly is a lawyer supposed to play in ordinary personal loan restructuring?

Romance › Re: How Did Porn Impact Your Marriage? by advanceDNA: 3:18pm On Apr 23, 2023
VinnyBaba:
OP

My issues with ur Thread is:

Why all those COMPLAINANTS are women. 😕

Does it mean Women Don't watch Porn@all? huh sad
Baba......na women way be that oooo....they never take responsibility for anything..... they will soon come and tag this ur post misogyny, hate and toxicity....they will even say men made them watch it..
Romance › Re: How Did Porn Impact Your Marriage? by advanceDNA: 1:56pm On Apr 23, 2023
Damian911:
I have a friend who watches lesbian porn
I mean a guy he hates the usual porn of man and woman sex. I kinda find it weird though sad
Can he also be affected?
U are over thinking it...Men are attracted to women, bóobs and asś....Why would it be weird that a man likes to look at naked women videos?? cos it has more boobs and aśs??..have u seen 4 boobs same time?? Does it look weird to you??
. its the same way some women enjoy gay men poŕn...cos they like to see penís....
Romance › Re: Do Women Really Open Financial Doors For Men? by advanceDNA: 12:37pm On Apr 23, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Lol. Na the gurl carry the sacrifice

Naso e dey be if you do things with women.

Manipulative beings.
Na their way naaaa....u no see all of them dey cry and wail untop Hakimi matter.....

it make sense to them make man still them pay them after divorce.... ...ask them to do the same...they go start to dey cry misogyny, hatred and bullying...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dale Shepherd Enters Women's Powerlifting Competition To Protest In New Zealand by advanceDNA: 11:14am On Apr 23, 2023
Shebi u pple dey form woke before supporting lgbt and their principality level madness.....

Una never see anything..... grin


Female paitient at hospital : I prefer to be examined by a female doctor

Doctor wey wan press free breást : I
now identified as a woman .... if u refuse...u are transphobe...i'll call the police and lgbt human rights body on you for discrimination and misgendering me.... grin
Romance › Re: Men Stop Dating A Liability by advanceDNA: 9:08pm On Apr 22, 2023
Fineman2:
I'm not talking about married men sisi, this is about young boys and girls.

Moreover I have every right to speak on their behalf
No mind am.... she dey vex say your mesaage might influence men not to marry women like her that doesnt want to add anything to a man's life other than sex and kids....
Crime › Re: Abasiesebanga Ikoiwak Accused Of Killing Her Husband, Godwin Ikoiwak by advanceDNA: 8:51pm On Apr 22, 2023
GreatVocalist:
You nor just get chills at all for women matter. Be like them don show you shege. grin
So until dem show me shege before i go beware.....baba no lose guard oooo...

If u dey come nairaland...and woman still run u handicap....u don fvck up
Romance › Re: Are Women Normally This Wicked??? (*image) by advanceDNA: 2:30pm On Apr 22, 2023
Enny2013:
Fake chat.
How can a human b that wicked n thinks there won't b KARMA?
There is no karma here....


He was stupíd...he got served
Romance › Re: Are Women Normally This Wicked??? (*image) by advanceDNA: 12:54pm On Apr 22, 2023
SundayNightGist:
This chat between a man and his wife whom he sponsored abroad to further her education is giving strange vibes.

I'm new to the dating game, but seeing these screenshots I'm tempted to ask:

Is it that women are naturally wicked or they are just users or whenever they don't love a man they must punish him?



Image credit: 6hStage. 👇
Are u new here.?? grin if u lose guard woman go run u handicap....na their way....

Whether the chat is real or not...they use men....its in their nature to do so. Their brokeness makes it worse.....couple with fact that society has normalized the idea that relationship is a platform where woman can get what they want in exchange for dating or sleeping with u....

so they usually dont feel any remorse using u for financial and other gains.... they see it as their right dating u.... na u go give urself brain

Baba.....no lose guard....
Family › Re: Help! Pregnant Woman With Gonorrhea by advanceDNA: 12:38pm On Apr 22, 2023
tunjilomo:
There is a pregnant woman in her third trimester I am acquainted with who has the gonorrhea infection.
But the problem is, she is asymptomatic.
Please is there any medication she can use to treat the infection. The medication does not have to cost too much.
oga ade no try any trouble shooting medication with pregnant woman....let her go to the hospital, make person no go accuse of using her bele for rituals
Romance › Re: He Rejected My Proposal For A Relationship by advanceDNA: 12:30pm On Apr 22, 2023
Valnel:
You Don't care if he has any girlfriend or some one he loves, so because you proposed to him, he should accept,.. you may not even be his spec or he doesn't like you,.. yet you call him immature 😆😆😆,..
So do we have to call you immature for every guy you turn downhuh
I know say e Sha pain you scatter.....
She called him immature.... grin...Yet they reject men daily....
If the guy decided to try her out like women try men they dont really like out.....and later break up because its not working out....she will kukuma kill him with sniper
Romance › Re: He Rejected My Proposal For A Relationship by advanceDNA: 12:23pm On Apr 22, 2023
Konjiboii:
What is this immature, immature you nitwits keep hammaring about, you fools think just because you have a pussy and make a move on a guy automatically he is yours? Are you broads retarded. Y'all and APC supporters I no know who daft pass.
Childish and immature are the usual insults women use when you dont do what they want.....
Romance › Re: He Rejected My Proposal For A Relationship by advanceDNA: 12:20pm On Apr 22, 2023
Karen2024:
I am so disappointed in myself.

So I decided to tell a guy who has been my crush that I want us to be friends but he outrightly rejected my proposal.

This guy is just irresistible but he's very immature. I am very much disappointed.
Whats the big deal in the guy saying no?? So he's immature becos u are not his type for a relationship?? Do u say yes to every one that approach you??
Family › Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by advanceDNA: 10:54am On Apr 22, 2023
turmacs:
My boyfriends dog

We recently started dating about three months ago. I've visited his house quite a lot but his dog still doesn't like me. I expected after spending that long time with the dog, she would have gotten used to me but no, that dog still holds resentments towards me.

Anytime I come over, it starts barking uncontrollably. We can't even get intimate with peace of mind, it keeps barking at the doorstep while we are having sex in his room.

Until we're done and he (my boyfriend) goes out to attend to her. The dog does not allow me go near him anytime it's around always sitting next to him and growling anytime I'm close by.

I've suggested to him to kill the dog or sell it so i can have peace of mind but he said he loves the dog so much that the dog was his girlfriend before I came into his life as he had not been in any relationship before(I'm his first girl)...

I don't know what to do and I don't want to say I'm beginning to get tired of the relationship but I'm not happy. Had it been the kind of dog self was all this parlour dog or small dogs, I wouldn't have been complaining, but it's all this very big dogs. I think he said the specie is a boa bull or something...

Please I need advice...
Una stingyness too much....
Ordinary 500naira suya 3 consecutive times u visit him will solve the problem..
Romance › Re: Do Women Really Open Financial Doors For Men? by advanceDNA:
Lol....

Truck load of Lies/manipulative talks lazy people say because they want to be entitled to your sweat more than they deserve ...just cos they sleep with you.....

I remeber one werey wey dey date my padii few years back
If my guy buy iphone 12 for himself..but buy this babe iphone 11.or anything slighly lesser than his....she will say the guy is cheating her all because...one sakamanje cele prophet told them she is his good luck charm for life......if she ask for money and the guy say he doesnt have..wahala go start.....she go dey cheat, dey go club..follow yahoo boys... the guy go dey fear to pursue am...

. i told him the prophet and babe don open ATM branch for him head....before he listened to me the babe don use am open boutique.

But las las....a lazy person will always not get far...the shop no last a year.....u dey run business that u will be demanding ur man to give u monthly cash infusion to stock the shop...is that one business or hobby...
Forum Games › Re: Which Glass Has More Water? by advanceDNA: 10:32am On Apr 22, 2023
CivilianJTF:
What what have you said now... what's the difference? You need to read and know more about Applications of laws.
No be every time dem dey respond....
Crime › Re: Abasiesebanga Ikoiwak Accused Of Killing Her Husband, Godwin Ikoiwak by advanceDNA: 10:26am On Apr 22, 2023
EyenIbibio1:
That's not what happened, I pray the poor widow gets justice
How do we know who is correct...
U discredited another person's story and also u want ur own to be accepted without any proof..... so u are saying somebody just decided to lie against the woman that never did anything wrong?? Okay oooo
Sports › Re: Former Man Utd Star Wes Brown Who Earned £50,000-a-week Declared Bankrupt by advanceDNA: 8:39pm On Apr 21, 2023
Baba declare bankruptcy sharpally...
Crime › Re: Abasiesebanga Ikoiwak Accused Of Killing Her Husband, Godwin Ikoiwak by advanceDNA:
Ewoooo!! She posed her own son as house boy.


See.....Out of 24hrs, if u no fear all these young women for at least 22.6hrs .......u don lose guard... grin
Phones › Re: Please Help, My Iphone X Blackout For No Reason. by advanceDNA: 7:15pm On Apr 21, 2023
LifeOfTrigga:
Please help a brother, what’s the cause.
Happned to my phone
Na China screen....
Go change am
35k pere
Family › Re: Pastor Joshua Ajagunigbala Divorces Wife As Herbalist Dies On Top Of Her by advanceDNA: 4:52pm On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
What happens to forgiveness, what did Jesus say about forgiveness. This pastor is a case of " practice what I preach but not what I do"
He too should go and die?? grin
Romance › Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by advanceDNA: 4:47pm On Apr 21, 2023
alobright17:
the truth I attacked you with is where I mentioned how truly churches are scam this day, so you won't see people seeing them so as doing the wrong thing.
My initial comment is about our hypocrisy as people expecting sanity and perfection in marriages we didn't work for cos all we do is deliberately build a society of people that promote sexual discipline and madness....

Now ..the miracle here is how u made it about churches and calling me scam and attacking me with ur supposed truth oga... ur opinion and my comment is very unrelated..

Fine churches are scam.....u should take ur opinion and use to attack churches ... i dont have church, i am not a pastor.... u choosing to attck me for no reason is why i called u frustrated.... because clearly u have an underlying anger that is triggered anywhere u see the word church.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Getting Married To Themselves by advanceDNA: 12:01pm On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Is any of you here up to 60yrs? So chill
The question no hard naaa
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Getting Married To Themselves by advanceDNA: 10:47am On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
I don't do any of these things, I just play around and have never broke shame anyone here. I have my eyes on sirjamesjnr and funmisticqueen, I'm sure they'll break that yoke. Not a bad thing if Nairalanders marry each other.
Dey play......u that still told someone u dont know here u are not his mate, that he's ur last born... grin
whats with u women and dragging mates..calling every one u meet here small boys, ..... is it like a defence mechnaism or just pride.??.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Getting Married To Themselves by advanceDNA: 9:58am On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Let's not just argue on this, men on this forum succeeded in making some of the women toxic, why are you shying away from the truth? Read my topic again, I talked about nairalanders not getting married to each other like we have in other platforms, it's not about being desperate or looking for marriage, I'm just stating the obvious fact. Stop sounding like a redpiller please
Sounding like a redpiller??..anybody that has a counter opinion is a redpiller.?? Iyaebé yall be open to criticism...u wont die because of it..

As usual...men caused it...if u commit adultery too and paternity fraud...its the men's fault. ...prostitution??..its not ur fault too...men lured u... lol ...

Iyaebé i ask u again....Why must nairalanders marry each other?? Go amd look for marriage elsewhere naa...

Its not like guys dont even give u attention...all u do is call them broke because u all want billionares...u come and brag about how they entered ur DM and u ignored them...u call them all manner of names... .. dey play
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:22am On Apr 21, 2023
beecrofty:
The first statement is actually funny tbh.
But its the truth .... we have just gotten used to wrong things that why its funny
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Getting Married To Themselves by advanceDNA: 9:19am On Apr 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
You called this bitter truth lamentation? You guys should keep being toxic, that's how you'll lose good women on this forum
Toxic??...this overused word again??.u forgot to add childish and immature grin ....Once somebody does not agree with u women here, worship, and be all over u....u will tag them toxic and hating u....lol..its pathetic and getting very stale

..Iyaebé..this is not truth......this is the usual, repulsive entitlement mentality from ur gender expecting to come here and be worshipped, drooled over, respected and rushed by all men here, not becos u earned it...but just becos u are women......any small thing yall will be comparing urself to other pple's mothers at home.....what effontry!!

Wait..no vex ooo... must men here marry u women?? Why are u sounding like its a crime against u women for not geting married to guys here??....u are even blaming seun...blaming red pillers...lol......u sound desperate madam...it doesnt look good on u......remember yall are too big for us ??

Good women?? Iyabe?? No dey play naa...
U so called good women come here and insult men daily ....open thread calling men scum, cheats, rapíst, sex starved, saying they should go and be billionaires first before they can deserve. You call them dirty, chewing gum boys, insult their mothers....u now want to claim good and blame seun and the redpillers' and say its the men that are toxic... lol..

Wonders shall never end.... so u pple are actually looking for marriage here..?? Dey play oo şhógbo.....just dey play ooo iyaebethegreat ...

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