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Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:57am On Apr 19, 2023
olu101:
Good morning everyone, trust you are good.

Please I need an urgent assistance / advice. My brother applied with his two kids (dependents) - applied for dependent visa.

They got an email yesterday from the home office asking for a valid birth certificate.

Note: they provided birth certificate for both, which was issued 2 months after their birth.

What can they do in this situation to prove the birth certificates are valid?

The wife got her visa already 2weeks ago (Main Applicant)

@advanceDNA and all other people who know about this, pls help.
Did u submit certificates from national population council ?? If not, go and get NPC birth certificates.
..if u can get other documents like hospital records where they birthed ......please do so..

. school records can also help... kids starts kindergarten as early as 2 years...this can also help give ceredible reference to when they were born....

the uk is tightening conditions for minor travel now cos of the pple trafficking their house maids and using them as free child minders...
Phones › Re: Iphone 11 For Sale by advanceDNA: 9:01am On Apr 19, 2023
Emekarez:
Please how can I sell my iPhone 11 very fast without being scammed. Please I need urgent replies
Instead make u post the picture and put fast price...u first dey ask how will u sell....?
Business › Re: Kwara POS Operator Lavishes N280m Received In Error by advanceDNA: 8:52am On Apr 19, 2023
Felabrity:
He used person money sponsor people to mecca

He even dey fast
Na so we be for naija..... we call evil & criminal gains blessings and grace.....
That's why politicians will never stop stealing cos na "blessing from god"
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:37am On Apr 19, 2023
Overthinker:
Good morning everyone…… people like advanceDNA,Justwise and others are a blessing……advanceDNA the things you talk about, your replies and your discussions you just don’t know how many people it helps. I have been reading silently and learning and it would be very wrong not to give you thumbs up so you know you are helping a lot of people. Don’t stop what you do, you are blessing to people and you are not a man of violence like you think you are, you just don’t accept the nonsense people dish out
Haaa Baba...na God oooo....no be only me dey here oooo....pple full here wey dey help....its a collabo of help on nairaland....

As per the vawulence....baba... i don dey try reduce am small small....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:30am On Apr 19, 2023
RindeFoods:
Post office naaa...but u go wait tire ooo...like 30days or more seff


It's Urgent thou😎😎
If its urgent then u cant get cheap courier...dhl, EMS, UPS will not charge u less than 30k-40k cos charges have gone up... ordinary lagos to ogun by dhl is 5600Naira for paper in an medium sized envelope...

If u are lucky enough to see someone here who wants to jappa any time soon....u fit try reason with them....its a long shot though cos we nigerians can be superstitious with everything.
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:20am On Apr 19, 2023
RindeFoods:
Greetings, Please what is the cheapest means to send documents from Nigeria to UK, I need original copy of police clearance...

Thanks
Post office naaa...but u go wait tire ooo...like 30days or more seff
Romance › Re: The Battle Line Has Been Drawn, Men Don't Jubilate by advanceDNA: 4:13am On Apr 19, 2023
Goodlady:
Learn how to speak with respect and also using brain. I could be your sisters mate.
Una no dey ever get shame...ur own retaliation is being a leech?? Why cant u retaliate by not keeping ur own money with ur mother too.??
Oh i forgot...u guys are already too stingy in the first place... na only to collect, collect una sabi...

u women...una thinking just dey some how.... ur entitlement mentality is nauseating... how can u be vexing a man u are no longer fvcking doesnt want u to go away with his property?? A relationship that ddnt even last long...

and its all hypocrisy and wickedness...cos yall dont mind having a son like Hakimi but u want another person's son to give u his properties after uve decided its another dicķ u want to start fvcking

E never pepper una reach.... grin
Romance › Re: I'm in love with my Sister In Law, what do I do? by advanceDNA: 8:50pm On Apr 18, 2023
LoveJesus87:
walai, just me and mama faith and my mum
grin
Health › Re: My Daily Plight With Flies by advanceDNA: 8:30pm On Apr 18, 2023
Sponty600:
Okay so around last year, exactly this time of the year. I don't know how possible but I observed that flies are following or are attracted to me.

At first it was very minor, I only see them in one or two places.

Fast forward into the last year, it started increasing. I see flies everywhere even in very clean places like churches or banks.
I doubt if its a hygiene problem, because I wear clean clothes and maintain personal hygiene. And plus they're dirty people in the society and none of them have never experienced this.

I have experienced this for a year now,despite trying to find a cure to it,it leaves me deeply confused anytime I think of it.

If anyone has experienced similar problem or has any suggestion, please let me hear.
Change ur perfume or hair cream....
Romance › Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by advanceDNA: 8:22pm On Apr 18, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
This reality started from the time of your ancestors who restricted polygamy to just men, simple! One reason why your attempts to use mosques and churches to stay women from exploring their rights to polygamy failed has to do with the obvious double standard in society. You can't have men living by separate laws as far as satisfying their desires when we are all humans after all. undecided
Wèrèry àlàsho yii ti dè..... off point as usual
Romance › Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by advanceDNA: 7:51pm On Apr 18, 2023
Elmojiid:
I understand your point but she has her good side also, we are human but if she didn't tell you and denied it to the end, I have been in your shoe baba, woman are not worth it baba don't stress your self untop women
She ddnt tell ....she was caught...and she pulled the unrepentant cheat card...blaming her victim.... then later asking for another chance.. oga ade...thats just another chance to be more careful collecting the extra penís she's carving for....

Of course they are not worth the stress..so why will u now want to live with one that will stress u....a woman cant trust trust is automatic stress even if u dont catch her doing anything......woman wey i dont catch dey cheat....i go dey fear to enter am oooo
Romance › Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by advanceDNA: 6:37pm On Apr 18, 2023
Elmojiid:
it's one of those things
I dey hustle to pay bills so we can have stress-free.....but u want to dey enjoy plenty dickś and still dey get enjoy the perks of being wifey...Baba.....its not one of those things....this is witchcraft....

The mind and body of an adultrous woman is divided....why will u want to be with such a person in the name of "its one of those things"
Romance › Re: I'm in love with my Sister In Law, what do I do? by advanceDNA:
Pple wey normal for this world no reach 3 again...
Romance › Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by advanceDNA: 5:32pm On Apr 18, 2023
Elmojiid:
Overlook it and give her another chance.. Nobody holy pass, men lie women lie

Romance › Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by advanceDNA:
Una never see anything.... grin
We all crashed moral standards...
There's no nothing like inappropriate again, we have replaced it with "sebi its legal" and "do what makes u happy".,....

We called churches and mosques that call for sexual discipline a scam..we attack both the messenger and the message.

..we call jumping around from one penis/pvssy to another woke and having fun....we now want to settle down.??..Its a lie....there is no settle down kán kán ...

This is the reality... after u have built a strong habit of enjoying plenty dickś and pvssy btw ur 18-30 years with plenty of abortion to match ..u now want a ring and a marriage certificate to reset everything like nothing happened.......

kó possible...
Paternity fraud and plenty dose of infidelity ló ma end gbó gbó é ......hahahahaha
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
Baggylee:
As a starter, what health care certification is required as proof

How can one have it or them
How possible is it for one to get an employer if one apply directly.
Is someone in Health and Safety field in Nigeria having added advantage

Thanks for your anticipated response.
U can access course online...

U can go to Allison: allison packs a few courses together and tags it a level of training..u take all..about 6 or 7 and pay for the certificate..

Florence academy on the other hand does single course....: u can take which ever u want and pay for each...most pple take

Undertsnading the care giver role
Cathether care
first aid & woud care.
Nutrition & food safety
Infection control
Caring for those recover from traumatic injury
Understanding elderly abuse

Employers are online.....google is ur friend...... its like job application everywhere ..applicants are usually more than the jobs...so u gats apply more to get success...or u could be lucky...some pple ddnt apply for too long before they jappa.and some pple paid their way through....but be wary of scams.....if u lose guard...u lose millions......


Doesnt matter the course u did...as long as u can sell urself in an interview why u want to switch to cargiving or health care niche .....health and safety sounds good....


Good luck
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 4:30pm On Apr 18, 2023
Mobil567:
Have you even read your own responses? Will you grant yourself visa? Smh
U are wicked.....ur vawulence is follow come... its in ur blood... grin
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA:
olaleyeh5:
Yes that’s the whole content of the refusal , I just got the refusal letter 6th of April 2023 this month 6days after the Teams video interview with home office , all document perfect I mean perfect , I am about to pay for the 80pounds and i just want to know if this refusal reason’s worth applying ADMINSTRATIVE review for. But wait are you saying I should not apply for it at all or I should apply ?
AR involves being able to counter the decision of the Entry clearance officer by providing evidence the person was :

Not fair at all,

Could have been more fair by providing you more room to possibly succeed..

Or did not follow policy....

Or u have new evidence to back your application.....

The truth is u don lose guard...she caught u off guard and went for the kill........I wont say u wont succeed if u go for AR ....but baba....the odds are not in ur favor....the ECO caught u by the balls, pushed u further to shoot urself in the leg and got every reason to trash ur application

if u choose to go for AR, the only card left to play is to kinda beg....sheffield AR teams are a bit kind..

.. tell them u were totally nervous during the interview and u were not composed at all to sell urself well.....and u hoped that the ECO could have been a bit kind to notice and perhaps, give u some room to gain composure...... that u are not askimg for much but a chance to show u deserve to have this degree as it would greatly help ur career and positioning in the labour market

... its a long shot though.....

But if na me ooo...i wont do AR...
Nairaland General › Re: What's That Thing That Makes You Always Want To Visit Nairaland by advanceDNA: 1:32pm On Apr 18, 2023
Shapeaso:
Crazy comments and beef. I love vawulence. cheesy cheesy
Peace is too costly....

To allow peace will increase inflation


vawulence is the option grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:44am On Apr 18, 2023
Goodly1:
This is wickedness!😡 Why does the UK government delight in exploiting poor 3rd-world countries! So this is the sole reason why they've blatantly refused to recognize Nigeria and other Anglophone African nations, which they even colonized, as English speakers! Mtcheew!😡
Be there blaming uk.....
Our leaders are the problem....all they know how to negotiate is loan that they will embezzle...
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 8:53pm On Apr 17, 2023
Wales1111:
Hello house. I submitted my application today and I paid for courier service. But the number I put on my courier service is different from the number on my application it's my 3rd number....pls does it matter ? Cos after submission it occurred to my mind that I should have used either number on my application...pls does it matter ?
Kó matter....as long as number is shaaa in service so that the courier person thats delivering can get through to you on phone
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 8:51pm On Apr 17, 2023
tobishills12:
Hello please help!!!

I am trying to make a payment on the TLS website to book an appointment and pay for their value-added services. I am paying with my access bank visa dollar card and it's not working.

Is there a better way this is done now? I have used my same dollar card to pay for my previous TLS visa appointments. Not sure why it's not working for TLS even though it worked for UK website.

Please help me!!!
Try naira card...
Phones › Re: Apple Savings Account With 4.15% Interest Rate Launched by advanceDNA: 7:49pm On Apr 17, 2023
Samsung and the rest be like..

Politics › Re: Subsidy Palliative: FG To Pay N5,000 To 10m Households For 6 Months by advanceDNA: 7:22pm On Apr 17, 2023
Racoon:
Another fraud loading.
U can say that again
Romance › Re: Abortion by advanceDNA: 6:51pm On Apr 17, 2023
Jaapaaa...
Family › Re: My Friend Is Currently Going Through A Divorce In UK &having A Hell Of A Time by advanceDNA: 6:36pm On Apr 17, 2023
Romanoff:
The woman just woke up one day and said "hmmn, I have a loving and caring husband, he's such a good husband and a loving father to our kids, I am so happily married, a happy marriage is too sweet, I want some violence, let me destroy this happy home".

🤣
Go to travel section and see why women, not just Nigerian women do exactly what u describe.. its the system in advanced nations.

The same system that empower children to treat parents that love them like trash makes women do these things to men.......U women like to paint a picture that u only behave badly when u are triggered... its not true ...there are naturally, wicked, greedy, entitled women out there that look out only for themselves even in marriage...


In the uk...Single women with kids, with documented history of abuse (weda real or doctored pattern) can get free houses and benefits if the husband is not in the picture...( why do u think these women quickly call the police?)

..they deliberately want to create pattern of abuse....call the police because thats how to document the patter ....over time they can become the property of the system...

There was a live video of a police in a nigerian Scottish church telling nigerian women to stop creating false pattern of abuse and reporting their husband just because they want to take possession of property or become paid by the system.... beleive it if u want
Romance › Re: Update On Murder Of Nigerian Man Who Murdered By His Onlyfans Model Girlfriend by advanceDNA: 4:16pm On Apr 17, 2023
Urheadmaster:
Nigeria ladies is a clear understanding of Adam and Eve story tongue
Lol..u seff
Romance › Re: Update On Murder Of Nigerian Man Who Murdered By His Onlyfans Model Girlfriend by advanceDNA: 4:03pm On Apr 17, 2023
Kobicove:
Team foreign/white wife, see the result!
Whats ur point..nigerian women no dey kill??
Romance › Re: Which University Accept HND For Master by advanceDNA: 4:00pm On Apr 17, 2023
Sirchiboy:
..
You go sponsor me be that
Bros....pray make God bless me first.... 25k pounds na small money...i go give u sharpally
Romance › Re: Is It Proper To Ask A Girl You Want To Marry If She Committed Abortion Before? by advanceDNA: 3:59pm On Apr 17, 2023
NtiObaEneke:
No. Hormonal issues, PCOS, unexplained infertility, blocked tubes etc can all cause delay in conception
Asides genetics....permit me to say na abortion dey mostly trigger all this things u mention mostly...
..when we repetitively alter the birthing process which involves lots of hormones that are on autopilot with drugs/chemical agent... what did we think was going to happen....
Romance › Re: Which University Accept HND For Master by advanceDNA: 2:29pm On Apr 17, 2023
Sirchiboy:
I have HND with a 3.48 grade and intend to do my masters because I want to become a lecturer.
Any university in Nigeria
U go reach abroad ooo...

Nigerian universities never gree equate HND and BSc oooo
Crime › Re: 33 Years Old Woman Arrested For Selling Her 18 Months Old Child by advanceDNA: 2:27pm On Apr 17, 2023
Saga16:
She should be assessed for her mental capacity.

She looks off.
She ddnt go and slap soldier...
Or jump inside the lagoon...
But Her mental capacity understand money and she was able to locate the right pple that buys..... if i hear she looks off...

Make them carry go prison rest her greedy amd wickedness mindset with watery beans grin

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