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Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:26am On Apr 15, 2023
Osa4:
Me no ask you which documents main applicants submit ?
No be me u ask bros...

U sent me pm....i responded Hi....u never emailed again...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:47am On Apr 15, 2023
Osa4:
You wey I ask questions and u no even respond

Smh
Which question u ask me wey i no answer you?
U cannot possibly mention me and i will ignore

Lai lai
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:46am On Apr 15, 2023
karixz:
I know the amount of things I brought here for clarity but I did not get a single reply. I’m just waiting sha, by the grace of God I’d come back when I get my visa and post my BRP alert. Maybe that’s when people would finally reply my messages.
..but u could have mentioned a couple of pple...the way u did this time.....kpele....no vex
Science/Technology › Re: Proof That Snake Will Kill An Elephant. by advanceDNA: 6:23am On Apr 15, 2023
Borntosmoke:
This is a video bro!!! People where even capturing it.
Yeah....i also have a video of a lion killing a whale under the sea....

U no see say that snake isnt real
Science/Technology › Re: Proof That Snake Will Kill An Elephant. by advanceDNA: 6:20am On Apr 15, 2023
Photoshop


Elephant kooor.......aeroplane niiii
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:17am On Apr 15, 2023
organza:
They actually gave me 10days to submit the documents and I re-submitted the one I had thinking there was a mistake when I initially uploaded not knowing it still wasn't the right one so they refused and in the letter specified the reason why...I asked someone else who pointed out the difference between the evaluation I did and the one I was supposed to do
They gave u 10 days?? Yet u submitted the wrong one again?? Why ddnt u bring it here for further clarity?? Haaaaaa.....this is village pple at work oooo.... grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:10am On Apr 15, 2023
organza:
Nn
Eyaa....sorry about ur application....U were just a bit unlucky ur application fell into the hands of an eco thats not flexible....many pple have submitted wrong ielts and naric yet...they got
a week or two grace to resubmit the right document.....

Yeah u can reapply immediately
With same documents as long as u get the ECCTIS right...
I suggest u get ur pasaport back..

If u dont mind...whats exactly was the issue with ur NARIC??....its ielts whe know pple get wrong some times.....
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi Divorce Issue: I Strongly Criticise This... by advanceDNA: 9:15pm On Apr 14, 2023
Sigh!!
When they say "Calm down and read"...e get why ...
Romance › Re: I Still Don't Get It by advanceDNA: 8:25pm On Apr 14, 2023
Blupen969:
I still don't get why pastors get to have everything all in the name of God, offering, tithe, first fruit, seed sowing, harvest sometimes 2nd offering all to one man because of say he be pastor?? haba make una try get sense nah help the real poor people, help that your neighbour that is sick and hungry, help those people that are in the hospital, help those beggers in the street, help your brothers and sisters, help your friend, pastor no deh give God anything because that your pastor self never see God before.......abeg make una open una third eyes see this thing deh way i deh see am
When last u do all these things you are telling others to do??
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Know Their Women Are Prostitutes But They Will Still Marry Them by advanceDNA: 8:18pm On Apr 14, 2023
When the desired is not available...
The available becomes the desired....

Besides...some of this women dey lie

I am a virgin...my hymen got lost in the market
I wasnt born with hymen....
I have only dated 2 guys...
I am technically a virgin becos i was raped..
Family › Re: Father In Tears As DNA Test Confirms Four Out Of Five Children Are Not His by advanceDNA: 8:07pm On Apr 14, 2023
mignone:
As much as I frown at infidelity, where do we place karma?
More often than not, go check d past of those men who fall victim: "Cunning man die, cunning man bury am".
Karma Secretary... welldone....

Please ...all these pple destroying this country which karma did u distribute to them...

All these girl dying by rituals and kidnapping, they have done greater evil to die gruesomly abi?

U pple just like juxtaposing unrelated things

There is only one rule in this life..."no lose guard" Otherwise u will be used, cheated, and even killed........

If the man was looking out for redflags..he wont be with such a woman or he would have seen the signs on time.....

Weda u are good or bad person...in this life ...

...no lose guard....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:48pm On Apr 14, 2023
eliascomm55:
£3k for COS ke? Thats too cheap
He did not pay for cos....COS is free

He paid the agency to help him find a job...

He did not read terms and condition well or maybe they repackaged it for him
Food › Re: What’s This Animal Called? by advanceDNA: 7:29pm On Apr 14, 2023
Bluezy13:
According to HAKIMI 101, A woman is a liability.
A man must not trust a liability with an asset.
Ewoòooooo!!!
See vawulence on steriods
Food › Re: What’s This Animal Called? by advanceDNA: 7:28pm On Apr 14, 2023
luveu:
I hit this bush meat this night while driving back from work along lekki epe express way because of it big size I’ve to park, pull over to take it home. Pls what is it call, And how am I going to prepare this?
U did not disappoint.....please prepare fast with scent leaf...make we use beer step dow


We will tell u the name later.......

Romance › Re: Men Fear Women!!! This Is What It Means. by advanceDNA: 7:23pm On Apr 14, 2023
Persephone1:
Lol.... I didn't call the mods to shut down the thread or logged anyone out did i?
Why u come dey cry make we rest.... grin

No chance for peace...

On vawulwnce we stand grin
Romance › Re: Men Fear Women!!! This Is What It Means. by advanceDNA: 7:04pm On Apr 14, 2023
Persephone1:
Team foreign women won't let us rest now that one of their member narrowly escape huge loss cheesy grin

Make una Rest!
Did u guys rest when one supposed 5ft guy opened a fake thread about challenges of dating abroad??. grin

Una sabi catch cruise....
E go reach man turn...e go dey pain una for body...calling it misogyny and hatred for ur gender
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:47pm On Apr 14, 2023
fersam:
House please help, this is what i got from my agent after doing IELTS & all courses & paid him 3k pounds for COS. what to do plsss? Looks like a 50:50 thing now 😞
There is a huge chace u may have been scammed...although some eventually work out....but most dont ....i suggest u demand for your money.......
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:45pm On Apr 14, 2023
balqees004:
Good afternoon house, my husband just got an offer letter from a care home in UK. He was asked to book for a priority biometric appointment and proof should be sent on or before 17th of April. Pls @advance DNA and the gurus in the house. How can he go about this? ....thank you.
If he has been giving COS..he should go to ukvi website https://apply-to-visit-or-stay-in-the-uk.homeoffice.gov.uk/sort/start/skilled_worker_out_uk

Fill out the form...e long gaaan...if he has issues filling it....screen shot the page and bring it here...we will put u through....

when he's done and submitted in ukvi website....ge see option to book appointment for biometrics at the end...
. it will automatically link him to tls website where he will book appointment and also book priority service....

U get??

U need money in pounds or dollar in a card to pay for visa....if u dont... have contact ur pple abroad to help u pay...u will credit them in naira
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by advanceDNA: 6:36pm On Apr 14, 2023
prophetfire:
You are pained. Why? You aren't happy that brothers are happy? Why. You be winch? grin grin grin huh tongue
Women on this forum are always just bitter... never want to see a thread where a man has something to say about them......All they want here is men should be telling them they are beautiful and entering their mention to ask them out so they can brag about it.... tueh!!


couple of days ago these women were here mocking and rejoicing because one supposed 5ft nigga opened a fake thread to complain about his challenges getting a date.....they kept ranting that men dont appreciate them as if they just jump on men for free......

This is the usual cruise on nairaland....they can catch cruise but when e reach men turn them go start cry... grin

.. its now paining them that guys are catching cruise over one of their gold digging female folk.....
Health › Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by advanceDNA: 5:51pm On Apr 14, 2023
Rexymania:
Ode, so she will tell you she has HIV?
HIv be like..

Romance › Re: To Pursue Or Not To Pursue? by advanceDNA: 3:25pm On Apr 14, 2023
3 things may be involved...

...U were recruited to be an extra ATM...

She wants to try u out, mayb she's not so happy with her guy...

U were recruited as an extra penís and ATM

The fact is, she has a boyfriend...and u agreed to keep chasing her ...meaning u dey okay with wateva arrangement and dose of affection she is able to cut give u out what she dey give her boyfriend...

My advice...dont call her for 5 days... see if she complain, say she miss u and improve communication.. if she doesnt, lose her number...... and lastly...be like Hachraf Hakimi, keep all ur money with ur mama grin
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Divorce Case, What Did You Learn? by advanceDNA:
Ur wife is the only person in ur house "unrelated" to you...

She's the only one in ur house that can replace u in less than 10 mins by just spreading legs.


Love ur woman, fvck her well, but dont ever let love cloud ur judgement... u are just a means to an end
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by advanceDNA: 2:52pm On Apr 14, 2023
folake4u:
But wait oh. That guy was accused of rape.

Can we start with That?
We will start from there when he is found guilty...
u women no dey like hear rape for ear.... thats when u will remember u said 'stop" before u said "harder harder"!!!!! and squirt all over the bed
Romance › Re: Men Fear Women!!! This Is What It Means. by advanceDNA: 2:18pm On Apr 14, 2023
Lol
Romance › Re: Does Every Male Experience This? by advanceDNA: 12:19pm On Apr 14, 2023
Solofresh2:
grin Good morning dear
Some people are not just psychologically ok on this forum

Health › Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by advanceDNA: 12:07pm On Apr 14, 2023
Do HIV test oooo
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by advanceDNA: 11:41am On Apr 14, 2023
SocialJustice:
Stop typing rubbish.

Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by advanceDNA: 11:36am On Apr 14, 2023
Made2Last:
Watch how the laws will carve out something for her...

Oyinbo no get time for Africans, they will not allow Africans to take advantage of their own laws..

He should be ready to shit out money for her
Nothing to carve out....thats some of the loop holes that exist in law..... she ddnt do her due deligence... she sit down dey chop, waiting to become rich by divorce....

if she had been contributing something to the home...lawyers could rope the guy for fraud ...especially if she has evidence to show her finance is part of the properties
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by advanceDNA:
Lexusgs430:
Let's assume his mother is very greddy/callous...... And shafted him nko ..........😂
Even in that assumption...it cannot happen...


Even if it happes ..E pay me make my mama run me street than for one babe wey i jam for street to collect my money and house and be straffing another man inside... grin

Like my padii always say...."I buy iphone 14..u dey use am send nudeś to another man...is that not witchcraft?"
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by advanceDNA: 11:24am On Apr 14, 2023
IamDietiesGod:
Redpillers are proud of him.

The mother has been feeding that nigga red-pill from day one....


He run the gold digger street grin
Politics › Re: 96 Chibok Schgirls Still Missing Despite President Buhari’s Assurance Since 2015 by advanceDNA: 9:27am On Apr 14, 2023
At this point APC will blame obi for chibok girls
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:28am On Apr 14, 2023
Izebrain:
Please help a brother, can my wife use her Hnd transcript and English proficiency from Nekede to apply for Visa ? Naric website only made provision for bachelor and masters, how can some with Hnd get a cert
If u cant ģet naric

Ur wife should go and prepare and apply for UKVI ielts..

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