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Romance › Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by advanceDNA: 2:20pm On Feb 17, 2023
MissOpe:
I didn't say she's a sexual masochist but an emotional one, a masochist is not only sex related..

Study wide bri
Lol.....

Study wide ?? because u shaa want to be right??

Ok ooo...
Romance › Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by advanceDNA: 1:28pm On Feb 17, 2023
MissOpe:
You're simply a masochist, read up on its meaning and get corresponding therapy.
How did masochist enter this matter...?? 😂
Romance › Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by advanceDNA: 1:27pm On Feb 17, 2023
Theyemmie:
So from the beginning the relationship was perfect,he was the best ,normally he's not my type of guy,but he was there for me when I was at a low point in my life,we started as friends, then feelings developed, and he was the absolute best,no guy has ever treated me like that
So he asked for my hand in marriage, normally I am a pessimist, I expect the worst,create different scenarios in my head and how I would react when it happens and stuffs
So when he talked about the marriage stuff , I started thinking about what would go wrong (because he's kind of boring ,not spontaneous and not wild a lil bit),so I started thinking if the marriage would be boring and if I won't get tired of him as he's not my usual type of guy

so I sent a message to someone asking for advice ,then mistakenly he saw it and it turned to yam pepper scatter scatter sha
I begged him ,he really cried that I have been stringing him along ,which is not so,I do love him a lot
I begged him sha and we continued the relationship, but the relationship has changed a lot,he's not even asking for my hand in marriage again
I'm the one pestering him
and when I threaten him with break up ,he begs me not to,that he's just taking his time with me
This issue happened 2yrs ago o,how long is it going to take


I just feel I should break up with him,but can't seem to let him go
Is it some kind of pay back?
And I am not getting any younger
But u want someone wild and spontaneous..why are u now crying this one ddnt work out as u want



If we ask u what u mean by spontaneous now u wont be able to answer precisely.....U are so confused....the universe sent u what u need...u entered power bike looking for what you want, that u dont even know what it is...


Someone said...we will jam a lot of pple that will like us and even be crazy about us in this life...... but the pple that will want to marry us are not usually more than 2 or 3...u miss you chance, na luck remain..
Family › Re: I Eventually Got My Mum A Car Gift On Valentine's Day by advanceDNA: 12:55pm On Feb 17, 2023
The wife and mother inlaw left the chat/thread
Politics › Re: Naira Crunch: I Need N70m In ‘hard Copy’ For Election Expenses - Doguwa by advanceDNA: 11:33am On Feb 17, 2023
Zeezenho:
N a your suffer? When we were busy warning urchins them no wan listen its time for breakfast and every body go follow chop am.
What u dont get is most Urchins are party members....they must vote selfishly for their stomach.... na we normal citizens must mobilize ourselves to vote right
Politics › Re: Naira Crunch: I Need N70m In ‘hard Copy’ For Election Expenses - Doguwa by advanceDNA: 11:00am On Feb 17, 2023
Zeezenho:
Yes oh! Our darling daddy.
U too like suffer head...
Politics › Re: Naira Crunch: I Need N70m In ‘hard Copy’ For Election Expenses - Doguwa by advanceDNA: 10:38am On Feb 17, 2023
Zeezenho:
If buhari should contest for 3 term am in.

Politics › Re: Is The President Higher Than The Supreme Court ? by advanceDNA: 7:49am On Feb 17, 2023
Lol...
Una just dey wake up for this country....??
U pple ddnt see all the lawlessness and excesses of this man since..

So the governors and lawmakers just realised they can use the supreme court to check mate the excesses of the commander in cheif??

They were all collecting ghana must go, sharing and enjoying....now that ghana must go cannot be used to secure more ghana must go.....u pple now know the function of the supreme court.... thunder fire the all of una....

Supreme court, law makers and governors should go and die....
Romance › Re: Why Men Must Minimize Female Friendships. Very Important. by advanceDNA: 1:31pm On Feb 16, 2023
ForestHill:
Man, I'm no kid; I've been in the game for long. I wouldn't be going around with redpill tag on my forehead. Its a faceless space huh
No part of my comment called u a kid....
Romance › Re: Why Men Must Minimize Female Friendships. Very Important. by advanceDNA: 9:59am On Feb 16, 2023
JOACHINpedro:
Boss, sorry for intruding but could you help me with something. Anything, I'm in a tight corner currently, make I use am eat, get strength go find side hustle for the day.
PS: this is not a joke
206.292.3246
UBA
U ddnt get the vawulence of senkasa post so u think its an opportunity to beg..... the guy is just throwing jabs at women...he doesnt have intention of giving anybody 2k
Romance › Re: Why Men Must Minimize Female Friendships. Very Important. by advanceDNA: 9:56am On Feb 16, 2023
ForestHill:
I get your point. But I still needs female friends in my life. All my life I've been the man alone kind of guy; I rarely socialize, my body count is scanty, of recent I come to realize that my antisocial behaviour is affecting my entire health. I'm a Nursing student, I give out realistic and great relationship advice, but when it comes to my situation I get depleted of my own words.

Do I still need female friends around me?
This thread is not for you....ur penís is till doing plenty of your thinking for you
Politics › Re: Adegboruwa: Buhari’s Broadcast Contempt Of Court by advanceDNA: 9:52am On Feb 16, 2023
BennyDGreat:
Each arm of government is meant to checkmate the other. The supreme court is only doing just that
Lol....checkmate?? You are talking theory...
Its like u are not in nigeria.... did the supreme court just wake up?? With all the injustice in this land....

Both emefiele and the supreme court reports to the commander in cheif......

One mistake....the commander in cheif appoints the head of the apex court and sorts all of them with ghana must go...

...so we are just deceiving ourselves in this country when supreme court was giving court order to override the President's initial order...

it was a dead on arrival court order
Politics › Re: Adegboruwa: Buhari’s Broadcast Contempt Of Court by advanceDNA: 9:24am On Feb 16, 2023
icedbreez:
Court that is compromised by politicians who want to buy votes

Sai Baba
The supreme court even get mind...no be buhari appoint their oga...?? How will u be giving order to override your oga's initial order
Politics › Re: Full Text Of President Muhammadu Buhari's National Address by advanceDNA: 8:00am On Feb 16, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
Yes. I watched it(somebody had to do it). In effect, old 500 naira and 1000 naira remain illegal tenders. Old 200 naira notes will be pushed back into circulation until April 10th.

I used to doubt that politics was behind this currency redesign. The president this morning, cleared that doubt. He actually is doing this to prevent politicians from buying votes. No politician has bundles of 200 naira notes stored up. They certainly didn't see this coming.

Sadly though, it appears he is not willing to respect any judgement of the supreme court concerning this matter.
Supreme court....?? Lol...

Both emefiele and the supreme court reports to the commander in cheif......

One mistake....the commander in cheif appoints the head of the apex court and sorts all of them with ghana must go...

...so we are just deceiving ourselves in this country when supreme court was giving court order to override the President's initial order...

it was a dead on arrival court order
Romance › Re: Why Men Must Minimize Female Friendships. Very Important. by advanceDNA: 9:20pm On Feb 15, 2023
If u forget anything for this guy post...no forget this line....

"The same people who claim they do you a favor by giving you sex are the same people that complain if you cum fast.... Why the complaints, I thought the sex was just for my satisfaction, I thought you didn't need it"


# antimanipulation
Romance › Re: Can A Man Love A Woman Yet Behaves Like He Doesn’t? by advanceDNA: 8:02pm On Feb 15, 2023
justyhere:
Is it possible that my boyfriend loves me?

He doesn’t remember details about me, doesn’t remember our anniversary or my birthday. He doesn’t post my pictures on social media but he claims to be proud of me.

Yesterday was Val, no gift, no calls or text the whole day.

How can I deal with this?
some pple are not too conventionally expressive of their emotion towards their partner.....so its possible for a man not to post u on facebook or whatsapp and still love u....
Still they will for sure have their ways of showing love that is unique to their behavior and u will have gotten used and also come to appreciate

For example....if ur boyfriend is an introvert or a loner, or all this semi or partial autistic fellows, his behavior shouldnt be surprising

But if he's an extrovert, a social media person, that is all over the place...then he's playing you if his non-expressive behavior is towards u alone.......jappaaaa...life is too short too spend it someone that is not worth it.....

In 2023...pple dont break up officially again.... u just leave the person in the relationship to be dating themselves... incase their head correct later or they win 300million £ lottery
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:45pm On Feb 15, 2023
Dampops:
yes...
👍
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:35pm On Feb 15, 2023
dee1504:
THIS IS FALSE. Please do not mislead people. Follow this link for more information

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/prove-your-english-language-abilities-with-a-secure-english-language-test-selt
Bros...if ukvi refunds....will it take a whole 28 days even if the account that was used in payment is a uk account
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:19pm On Feb 14, 2023
slimanyd:
Any docs outside of A registry Certificate is null and void to them baba.
Thats not true..unmarried partners with no registry or church certificate get visa steady
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:17pm On Feb 14, 2023
DreamerDoer:
Please anyone who can help me 🙏
Just send all u sent before again....the eco fit no see am....
Hope ur individual documents carry proof of address showing u both stay in same place


The address is important...
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by advanceDNA: 3:29pm On Feb 14, 2023
ubee:
Firstly, i find it comical, and to be frank, bizarre that Nairaland censors a word like (i will type it as it sounds) "Jenny-tail-ya" - which is a totally appropriate word that means the sex organs of humans. They replaced it with - "instruments" 😃😭😂
But they don't censor words like toto, pussy and dick, which are actually inappropriate words.

Anyway me and you no dey quarrel so no need to sound belligerent.
You are criticising licking of toes, but you obviously have no problem with MouthAction, since you don't have any history of publicly criticising the act. Stop being vague with the way you're trying to project your sexual preferences. You say you find licking of saliva weird, but you do it, or have done it abi? So what's the need of saying you find it weird?

My outlook on the matter still stands. You can't criticise licking of toes when you have no problem with MouthAction.
.. u dont even know me..u havent even spoken to me on the MouthAction topic.....yet u found a way of jumpimg into the assumption that i have no problem with MouthAction.....do you just assume everyone in this world sucks penís and vaginá??

U even accused me of being vague.......i hate having dialogue with pple that assume premise..... u dialogue like u have something to gain or win.....accuse pple of hiding of being vague ...its funny....mayb u havent realized its faceless forum...

u are just desperate to invalidate my tolerance and opinion based on some fallacy...

.u sound like women on nairaland ...always crying that men shouldnt have right to marry virgins because of some fallacy that every man sleeps around and disvirgins girls up and down...anyways..u are entitled to ur opinion.. dont tell me i cant have mine
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by advanceDNA: 2:27pm On Feb 14, 2023
ubee:
In a world where Instruments gets sucked during sex, you are complaining about boundaries because of toe sucking?

Have you ever publicly criticised sucking of Instruments in this manner? 😂
If you haven't, then please hold your peace.
We all have our tolerance level on everything.

...i even find licking pple's saliva kinda weird...

.u may tolerate eating shít and drinking píss ..thats ur wahala....telling me what i can or cannot say is a bit patronizing
Romance › Re: Man Celebrates Valentine With His Two Wives (Photos) by advanceDNA: 2:22pm On Feb 14, 2023
MicroPoint:
This is what our forefathers were enjoying before westerners brought useless civilization to scatter..
Always blaming whites.... there are men with multiple wives in nigeria.... u nor get money andnthe liver but u dey blame white men..
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by advanceDNA: 1:56pm On Feb 14, 2023
IamtheTruth1:
Never heard of Sexual fantasies? You should explore more ni. Or is it a sin too? Missionary way church dey preach no dey encourage
Sin??
Missionary...??
Church...??
U just dey run mouth...how did all these enter this dialogue
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by advanceDNA: 1:24pm On Feb 14, 2023
Alusiizizi:
What about sucking anus? What would you say about that thing?
Its the same thing na....
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by advanceDNA: 1:13pm On Feb 14, 2023
maruti1:
Easy... same way you eat cow feet, chicken feet etc..
What is this man saying
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by advanceDNA: 1:13pm On Feb 14, 2023
Kizzygentle:
Money is involved bro...
U wicked man... grin
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by advanceDNA:
Billionaire dey appreciate flowers....

But some pple will come and be entitled with thier brokeness
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by advanceDNA: 12:16pm On Feb 14, 2023
I still dont get how sucking toes became a thing.......we humans dont have boundaries when it comes to sex...

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