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Family › Re: Oga Sir!!! Even If She Offends You, Eat Her Food. by advanceDNA: 11:37am On Feb 14, 2023
highchief1:
no vex bros body Dey pepe me.Good morning sir
👍
Family › Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by advanceDNA: 11:36am On Feb 14, 2023
Skty:
You are very correct. But sometimes life can change much later. What if the friend becomes the CBN governor, first lady of a State, a rich person to give her contracts in 30 yrs time? Never u burn ur cable? Or any cable...the future is pregnant
Friend wey no help u when u broke and staying with u...will not help when they bcome bills gate..... being kind is natural....it usually nothing to do with being rich
Family › Re: Oga Sir!!! Even If She Offends You, Eat Her Food. by advanceDNA: 11:13am On Feb 14, 2023
highchief1:
by the reply we know them bro.Even u sef na boy.
U just like to insult pple..... i no blame u shaa
Family › Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by advanceDNA: 11:12am On Feb 14, 2023
Skty:
But if you say it this way, u lose the friendship. That's what she's avoiding
Does that one look like a friend u will want to keep..... friend wey dey suck me dry when she see say i get problem.....that one na friend??
Family › Re: Oga Sir!!! Even If She Offends You, Eat Her Food. by advanceDNA: 11:05am On Feb 14, 2023
highchief1:
let’s see ur response when u get married.this message is not for university students bro
How u take know say na university e dey... u guys will just meet pple on social media and start forming ancient of days..
Family › Re: Oga Sir!!! Even If She Offends You, Eat Her Food. by advanceDNA: 11:00am On Feb 14, 2023
yomi007k:
He is a to-to worshiper. Look at his former threads. He can't think.


Imagine his personal text states ; " living daily for my lover".

Is he not FINISHED?

Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:04am On Feb 14, 2023
slimanyd:
Bro. Is there any difference between a care worker and a Health support worker.
Depends on the company or agency..


Sometimes they are the same thing
Sometimes they are not...in hospital or clinical setting they may not mean the same thing
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by advanceDNA: 11:15pm On Feb 13, 2023
GeorgWashinton:
The hustle no important like the woman who wants to build my future.
Dey play....
Me no get ur time...
Carry ur wahala go meet one of ur nairaland smellose
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by advanceDNA: 11:10pm On Feb 13, 2023
GeorgWashinton:
My girlfriend can't do this, I know her.
Ok oooooo....
Woman say make u remain for small level and limit ur potential yet u are not seeing her as one of the problem in ur life.... Is the pvssy that great??

Where do they get all this breed of guys from seff..??
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by advanceDNA: 10:58pm On Feb 13, 2023
GeorgWashinton:
You don't understand.

I've been with this girl for four years and she loves me so much.

I can't afford to lose her.
Lol....this onennever know woman....

if u cant provide for her, she will be the one to dump u or fvck other men and bring other men's children home for u to raise....

face ur hustle, pay ur dues, and make money.. she will come back..even if she marry another man...
Family › Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by advanceDNA: 10:23pm On Feb 13, 2023
faithfull18:
Hanhan, learner😌

Who let the dogs out

Don't rest, keep ranting🌚
There is something obviously wrong with you..
U jumped on my comment like a rabid jackal accusing me of all sorts... u are now trying to form civil telling me to rest... orí e tì dárú...
Family › Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by advanceDNA: 10:06pm On Feb 13, 2023
faithfull18:
Second response to this.

my first response was addressed to this


Oya rest, don't derail OP's thread.
Its like u are on ur period....this is the 3rd time u are desprately trying to tie my comment to what it isnt ...

Wetin be ur problem......what has being on vawulence when needed got to do with being civil when i need to be....

.. if u dont know what vawulence means, and the context i used it....stay the fvck away from my comment...

And it is you that needs to go and rest in the hole u crawled out from...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2023
Generalkoke:
I did as you said,I sent the email but they didn’t reply..When I call they keep posting.’baba The stuff was paid for’ writing the home office is a game over.. thanks for your reply chief & Have been trying to switch but Its been really hard r
Apply to Bupa care home.... thank me later
Romance › Re: Two Married Couples Who Switch Partners Every Night Open Up About Their Relation by advanceDNA: 9:42pm On Feb 13, 2023
touchalex25:
It’s always white people doing weird shiiit
Someone said white pple are descendant of fallen angels ..
Family › Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by advanceDNA: 9:31pm On Feb 13, 2023
faithfull18:
Lol, it's me you want to use to display vawulence 🙄 I have a PHD.

Just admit you thought they were male and female in the story, no use trying to infuse things that weren't there☹️
First u accused me of begging....u left that and now accuse me of vawulence and i should admit to what i ddnt say??

Im not sure what u are driving at...but ...if u go back to that thread...The lady specifically mentioned she's female cos pple asked her b4 i made my comment... so i dont get what all these ur falacy is all about...
Family › Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by advanceDNA: 9:03pm On Feb 13, 2023
faithfull18:
Indeed, you that was begging someone not to be angry the other day and the OP is female, the person she accomodated is female 😏
Must it always be man and woman things, Omo the way the mind of the average Nigerian male is programmed, oga oh
Im not sure i get u....begging someone? Me Beg for what?? Please use the right english... if i notice i offend u...the civil thing thing to do is apologize.....

How is apologizing to a person if they feel insulted by my comment related to this thread? abi u just feel like running ur mouth??


And two....So what if op is female?? Dont females have sex with each other now?? If they are not having sex and she's not contributing ...why will she put up with the lady's parasitic behavior??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:45pm On Feb 13, 2023
dee1504:
As long as you have been using the account for more than 6 months and it has your address on it, yes you can. But its best to use an account that shows regular usage to avoid suspicion.

As for the newspaper publication, I cannot give an answer to that. Check online for the contact details of any newspaper company of your choice (preferably PUNCH) and call them for more information.

God bless you too
But this ukvi wahala is not fair naaa...must a couple have met and been dating for two years before getting married.... pple meet each other fall in love and get married in less than a year naaa

They should only ask this 2 years proof from couples that are claiming civil partnership with no marriage certificate....

If they need to confirm genuineness of marriage they should take it up with the registry.....
Crime › Re: Who Else Have Been In This Situation by advanceDNA: 6:00pm On Feb 13, 2023
LongLiveTheKing:
Paying again for what i already paid for with written document? E no gel nah
I know say e no gel.....my mum already built her house ...after 11 years....some family members of from another mother claimed they were not aware when they sold their father's land...guy we bought the land the second time ooo.....like i said..

Welcome to lagos
Crime › Re: Who Else Have Been In This Situation by advanceDNA: 4:12pm On Feb 13, 2023
LongLiveTheKing:
I would love to make it short...
A neighbour drew my attention to a cummunity land which was put up for sale. Knowing how important landed property is, i quickly made payment for 4plots of land in the presence of the cummunty heads...

I paid whatsoever i was asked to pay, signed the necessary document (power of attorney), the community heads also penned they signatures as well.
Time came for me to develop the land after 3months or so, i was told to pay development fee to the youth's as tradition demand...i did just that.

Time for me to fence my land i was told there was a problem, infact that the money i transferred to the youth leaders account caused a huge issue due to how it was embezzled leading to the death of one cummunty youth...
I tried contacting those that sold the land for me but they where not reachable... i took a trip to whr i bought the land to see things for myself and i discovered that the people i bought the land from (the community representatives) where on the run from thier community. Another set of representatives whr formed and i was told that the ones i bought the land from couldn't give account of all the cummunty land sold, so in that case they consider no land to be sold... meaning they can resale my 4plots of land to new bidders..

MY PEOPLE AM IN SEVERE PAINS RIGHT NOW... your advise is welcomed please.
This is not new...relax....no give urself high bp
Worst case....u will pay small extra money to buy the land second time.......

.my mum paid for her land two times....
welcome to lagos
Science/Technology › Re: German Doctors Are Attempting To Reverse Death And Resurrect Humans by advanceDNA: 4:08pm On Feb 13, 2023
Zombie apocalypse.....

Get ready.....
Family › Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by advanceDNA: 10:42am On Feb 13, 2023
sync:
I’m a female pls
U sound like a nice person that dont like hurting pple's feelings....u better talk....pple are very wicked and dont care about ur niceness.....

U are not fvcking each other...so why are u allowing a fully parasitic relationship.....

Just spell it out for her....If u demand for contribution, inconsiderate pple like her will feel u want to exploit her cos she came to live with you..

Besides bear in mind that if she isnt in ur house u would have sorted ur challenge on ur own...so dont bother to ask her anything

Babe..come... i am sorry u have to come and be going......My brother/boyfriend/sister/ just got a job close by wants to move in with me....three of us cant be here....i am so sorry....

If you are like me....i am always on vawulence mode...
..oga ade... u said u will be here for two months.. i have helped u for 5 months...u cant call me wicked at this point....u have to leave in the next one week...
Politics › Re: Yusuf Alabi: Peter Obi Meets Young Boy Who Stood In Front Of His Car by advanceDNA: 8:00am On Feb 13, 2023
crowther15:
If you observe the moment from a neutral angle, you would see that, the picture was emotional. And I give credit to the camera man
Camera woman
Romance › Re: Hope This Is A Joke by advanceDNA:
I hate women that always want to compete with a nigga's mother because of a ring and a marriage certificate....

...niggas dont just love their mum cos she gave birth to them.....they do because mama has been paying her dues since day one....

but these women we jam on the streets suddenly want to claim mama's sacrifices means nothing compared to them becos of an orgasm a nigga can get virtually everywhere

I dont know why thunder and lightening no dey hit quickly
Romance › Re: Help!!!! I Lose Interest In Guys I Sleep With by advanceDNA: 4:26pm On Feb 12, 2023
Upset700:
I've been having issues with guys for years now, especially with guys I sleep with.
Whenever I like a guy, or get interested in a guy and then i have sex unintentionally (he wants it but I don't).. After then there's this irritation, I loose interest, I cut the person off.
Weda u were in the mood or not... u did it consentually..so madam......how did unintentional enter the sex wey u off pant without duress??..



See guys ... if a woman talk say u rape am after consentual sex...she will conviniently pass a lie detector test just becos somewhere at the back of her mind it was "unintentional" or ddnt really feel like when u felt like...

The "f" gender can be pull the victim card anytime cos their mind is so fvcking complex

they can be fvcking u ..shouting harder, and another compartment of their mind doesnt want to do it like the op...

nigga...thats how u become a rapist whenver they like
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:11pm On Feb 12, 2023
slimanyd:
They contacted the school nah and the school said they did not know the applicant. And that was the end. And I remember when someone warned him here not to add any certificate to the application. But probably she thought that one go push them. Eyinbo wey don see us finish already u go dey form say u go school ontop care worker job when no be nursing or doctor or engineer job o.
Oh...but auxiliary nurse is not a school naaa.. na wah ooooo
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:39pm On Feb 12, 2023
slimanyd:
Possibly the applicant submitted a docs that warrant them to cross-check more. Just like that previous member that submitted an auxiliary nursing cert of 1 year and her application was refused.
Her apllication was refused??
On what grounds??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:32pm On Feb 12, 2023
IRIEBOY:
you carry this kind thing come online forum. Una get mind sha
We don cast already....see the NSF email screenshot on the previous page..asking for where the job was found, prrof of qualification, proof of interview? Etc...

. what i dnt get is they are not asking the employer who hired the applicant all these nonsense questions
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:29pm On Feb 12, 2023
Solphamo:
YES AND YES THIS HAPPENED ON 10TH FEBRUARY.
I HOPE WE CAN STOP PAYING AGENTS FOR COS NOW
I dont think pple paid agent just becos of the deadline....they mostly paid cos getting hired from outside the uk is not a walk in the park...
Family › Re: My Ten Years Of Marriage Is Falling Apart by advanceDNA:
IAMBOSS1990:
Sit her down and talk to her. Get trusted friends to do same too. Pray too.
Why do u pple like forcing adults to be in a relationship or marriage??
Talk to her ??
Go and carry pple to talk to her??
Talk to God to do what?? Make her stay??God doesnt make pple do what they dont want to do.....
when a woman says she wants to leave after a decade...know its not a joke...if u make her stay...she will just make ur life hell and give u another man's child to raise
Romance › Re: How Do I Collect My ₦22,000 From This Girl. by advanceDNA: 7:23am On Feb 12, 2023
frozen70:
You that read and comprehend
Show me where I said that she spent on him

Or you just read another post and add it to my mention
he never said they are good friends....they just met...how did u come up with the time she spent on him as a reason to steal his money
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:58pm On Feb 11, 2023
cbn4main:
Health and care worker visa.

"Without English proficiency letter from one's university "
U can't get healthcare visa without IELTS or Naric report
..and u can't get Naric report without transcript, certificate and proof ur study was conducted in english...
Romance › Re: How Do I Collect My ₦22,000 From This Girl. by advanceDNA: 9:19pm On Feb 11, 2023
frozen70:
Just be calm about it, I know it's not easy but it's a 50/50 thing

In her mind she will say, what about the times she spent with you

Just keep watching her

If she sends it, good and if she doesn't send it, honestly you have to endure it

But one day she will apologize and hope you forget about it then believe you guys are still in the same relationship

That's when you will tell her that her attitude made her loose the most caring man in her life

That word will make her regret what she did and don't ever near her again
When did she spend on him?? Did u even read the matter or u just jump into conclusion like u always do

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