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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 4:10pm On Jul 21, 2021
Felicity0001:


This man self... What do you think of yourself for heaven sake?!! Who told you you're employing anyone? For goodness sake! You're rendering a service and that man(driver) is only renting you fuckin car. Get this into your empty skull menh!

God damn it!

A number of people mentioned and disagreed with my opinion on what the ideal rental rate should be and the nature of the arrangement between the driver and his partner, I enjoyed reading them and have respect for their opinion even if I dont agree with all they said.

Then there is you felicity, who in your normal abnormal self quoted me and spewed thrash.

I have read through many of the things you openly owned up to doing, from dropping people on 3rd mainland bridge at night, to driving your partner's car to the edo state, having frequent issues with lastma, police, frsc, lawma, ferma, to hopping from partner to partner......many here may not have the courage to let you know these are disturbing behaviour for a normal person saddled with conveying others safely to their destination.

At best, your behaviour is probably more suited for agbero or danfo driving than ehailing., at worst you have an emerging psychological issue.

Its better you respect your old age and not quote me again.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria's Best-paying Jobs by Advision: 1:02pm On Jul 19, 2021
Depends on your employer, years of experience and if you are working in your industry as a line or outside your industry as a support staff.

An accountant in a small indigenous oil & gas firm can earn 1.2M net per annum as a trainee.

Same accountant in a multinational upstream firm can do 18M per annum.

An accountant in a multinational audit firm with 15-20 years experience can do 200M per annum (partner level). Same accountant will probably do less than 10% of that if he were to work in a company as a support staff.

While an IT expert that is a support staff in a multinational audit even with 20 years experience may not do up to 20M.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 6:36pm On Jul 18, 2021
tojahh:



Otunba... Nobody is your employee, you better remember that before salah day so that you go know who you go share meat for grin

grin grin if driver like, he can call himself my employer. Make money complete, that is the koko

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 6:35pm On Jul 18, 2021
tojahh:
Very easy stuff.

Buy your car at whatever amount and give it out on HP.

Comot your eye for another man money. If he makes 100k a day it isn't your business. You cannot eat your cake and have it.
You gave out a car on rental, driver pays you the agreed fee, you still wan dey suffocate him choppings.
Do you know there are weeks drivers borrow to pay rental? Do you know there are some drivers whom won't want to inform you in every little hassle he can solve?

When i was driving rental, it was 35k, with full repair on owner. Even to the least things. After almost 2 months he asked me if my car no get issues that he has called the mechanic in case I need to go there. I just told him I have worked on the needed worry which was a leaking exhaust pipe. I still paid that week. (The person is here tho)

So its two ways....

Buy and put on HP and forget repairs since cost of parts won't let you rest.

Buy and drive yourself and enjoy full dividend


You can't say because my salary was increased at work I should come and pay my Landlord double rents. mbanu chukwu ma'kwe

This is at least fair. Why will people recommend 25k with repairs on owner. They want to send the man back to hia village.

Its not my business what my driver earns, however I must also earn a decent return on my investment and so I have always modelled what my cost is and what my driver earns as revenue before making any new contract.

We cant all be dru23 charging 25k

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 6:26pm On Jul 18, 2021
Oluwabengz:
Instead of arguing back and forth about rental fee, i think owner partners should give their cars out on HP. That should solve the problem

Spot on
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 6:24pm On Jul 18, 2021
Pearl1910:


Wonderful. Driver will work under sun and rain from Monday to Sunday and make 60k and u will fold your legs inside ur house and collect 40k. And leave him with 20k. Fear God o.

So if u discover driver is making 120k u will demand 80k from him. That's why driver will scatter the car for u without remorse. No mercy for the wicked.

Its only in this ehailing business in which an employee (even if a free agent) will expect to earn more than his employer. So if you earn 60k, your employer who bought 100% of the means of production is too greedy to ask 66% to cover his cost of capital and make a little margin?

In my years of experience I have never seen where employee expects to earn more than his boss, very greedy folks here

I can only pray God will also make you an employer so you can be a very generous man.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 3:29pm On Jul 18, 2021
IFSHR:


Brother the problem is not the rental fee, the problem is your failure to analyse the ideal amount to invest and recouping strategy ...They are better car options that will save your money than corolla
..dru have always advocated for use of civics, anything above 1.5m on this hustle for car na the person Sabi in addition, you can break even faster having more than 3 cars on the platform.....

You are very right. I exited the business when bolt came and basterdized the market with lower spec cars
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 3:25pm On Jul 18, 2021
LilX:



Please say things that are imaginary , 50k in a day ? Please are you the only bolt driver in lagos? Stop trying to prove your point wit lies . Desist from it

So if I happen to net 60k I give 40k and take home 20k?

Is this not greed?? What will 20k a week do for a married man who have 4 children to feed with? Or a bachelor taking care of unseen bills?

30k is very ok. If you are not cool with it then drive your car yourself

Where did you see 50k a day? Reread for clearer understanding. And even at that, somedays a driver can make up to 50k particularly festive days where riders may opt for offline trips.

Entitled mentality has eaten deep into your reasoning. So the owner of the car who probably makes less than 10k profit a week from the 40k is greedy, but you who did not drop a penny into the business considers 20k weekly (80k a month) too small? Do you know many of the people you see wearing suit n tie by 6am on monday dont even make up to 100k

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 3:05pm On Jul 18, 2021
From a driver perspective. There was barely a weekend I didnt gross 40 - 50k (net at least 25k) even during the driest period. On public holidays/festivals, I can do 50k in 1 day if I drive morning and evenings.

Mind you these figures where made morning and evenings only because I typically hate afternoon traffic and selcting only trips to areas I consider to have good roads.

Morning rush (excluding bonus) 5am - 12noon, a driver can consistently make 8k net (Monday - Wednesday), slightly lower on Thursday and Fridays at atleast 4k net.

Nb- I did not factor afternoon and evening weekdays because I almost never did drive by then. But even fron the drivers app, with the surge that comes up at peak afternoon and late in the evening, will the driver not make something?

No serious driver should make less tha 60k net a week execpt under extraordinary circumstances. And if you make 60k and owner of the car collects 40k (2/3), it is not too much given that he owns the car, carries the risk of business failure and bares maintenance
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
You'ce not driven for straight 6 months. A simple no would have sufficed. The other conjunctions up there are a failed attempt to justify why you think 40k weekly is right.

You've not done it. So you cant actually opine based on non personal weekly driving experience. Anyone that drives full-time will never advocate for 40k weekly.

You best argument to kicking against 40k ia that you have driven for 6 months. Bro, it holds no water here. I will provide you a basis for my own:

Eatimates:

Corrola 2006 toks: 2.5M
Minor repairs before deplyment: 75k
Total outlay: 2.6M

**Running expense and income

1. 1st year total rental at 25k : 1200k for 12months (because its toks assume near 100% uptime)

2. Servicing every 2 months using the cheapest engine oil, oil filter: 15k per servicing (90k per year)

3. Shock absorber (35k _50k), brake parts, clutch (15-30k), tyres (30k) (twice a year at the least for a well maintained car: total is 210k)

4. Papers & comp. insurance (5%): 175k

5. Miscellaneous: 50k

Net income to partner:1.2M - 100k -210k -175k -50k = 665k

From year 2, I can bet the partner will not see 665k as car maintainance will start shooting up and he will not achieve 100% uptime.

In essence even after 5 years at 25k he may not recover his capital talk less of profit, especially if a discount factor is applied to account for time value of money.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 2:22pm On Jul 18, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Have you driven a car for 6 straight months? That's what I want to find out.

I have managed cars actively on the platform for over 3 years. In all this while, I maintained an active bolt driver account I used during the weekends when the most money were on the table.

Even without driving full time and having now retired since rentals and costs became unfavourable.

No one can run the business profitably even on 25k rental right now using tokunbo cars, not even moove with their large fleet n economies of scale. Personally when, I understood the business better, I converted all my cars to hire purchase at 35k with 300k upfront.

If there is something you think you can school me on, say it, I am listening. Dont tell you you have driven for longer than I have.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 2:07pm On Jul 18, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
All these are permutations and are not real analysis. You analyze based on emotions, not facts.

Come back here after you've driven your own car for six straight months. I can talk because I have.

Have you?

grin grin I have been involved in the business since the days of Romeo the celebrity driver. I think he reinvented himself with a profile here.

Let's not measure balls here, I have been involved in this business when 40-45k was still the norm (around 2014). I maintain very residual interest in it, even at that I am not sure what you think you can sch me in.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 1:35pm On Jul 18, 2021
Pearl1910:


Yea...driver bears all the risk, danger and threat, puts all the work, time and energy. Utilizes his Intelligence and craft to make the money.
Car is insured but life cannot be replaced so if he makes 1m and gives owner 30k its not out of place.

Is it your application of energy or the availability of the car that provided the means to make money? If it is by application of energy, hardwork and bravery, abokis pushing wheel barrow should earn 1million a month. Alas, they cant because they only have a wheel barrow.

That you were provided a road-worthy car by the partner is the only reason you are an ehailing driver and can use your strenght to make the said millions in a year.

In reality, no partner should offer a tokunbo car for less 40k a week at the initial. Because after the first year, he will likely get strung up on repair expenses and drivers asking for a reduction in rental because the car is not in pristine condition or spend some time at the mechanic workshop every now and then.

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Family / Re: Can You Please Help Me To Regain My Daughter by Advision: 7:33am On Jul 18, 2021
Ebengosandra:
Hey guys my ex boyfriend kidnapped my daughter in 2016 at the age if 3 years, he took her to Nigeria. I have been crying for my daughter for 5 years it is ..

Write what you know about him here: full name, pictures, dates e.t.c, someone here may know him or offer you concrete leads
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Advision: 8:53pm On Jul 17, 2021
smallvill:
I want to give out my tokunbo Toyota corolla for weekly delivery, I need advice on the procedure to take and how much weekly the driver should conveniently deliver to me.
Thanks in advance.

Dont give out a tokunbo car for less than 30k weekly except you want to run an NGO. Calculate the average cost of routine servicing, replacement of parts and cost of a tokunbo car before making a decision.

Moreso bolt have upped the rates

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Romance / Re: Which Business Can A Deaf Man Start With 30k And A Good Bike? by Advision: 2:29pm On Jul 15, 2021
Also, with the high food 4prices in the market a lot of people down south are now pumping money into agric not withstanding the insecurity, if you have good networks from your professional experience, they should be able to point you to someone with money but requiring expert hands to plough his land.
Romance / Re: Which Business Can A Deaf Man Start With 30k And A Good Bike? by Advision: 2:26pm On Jul 15, 2021
YomiOlofin:


I was a farm manager in a farm with about 16 workers.

I can still communicate, but not enough to handle customers, labourers.

I read Animal Production and Health. Agriculture is a sure option, especially when you have first-hand experience. But the limiting factor is the capital. You need at least 300k to raise 1000 catfish stock to maturity without including your own survival fund for 4 months.

Pigs will reach market weight in 6 months...but sourcing breeding stock plus housing is no child's play.

There are several agritech companies using crowdfunding to fund farm projects now. I am sure at least one wont mind a very good farm manager even if he is deaf.

Btw, without capital I am not sure there is much you can do in agriculture given that it is capital intensive and you seem to have urgent need to daily cash
Romance / Re: Which Business Can A Deaf Man Start With 30k And A Good Bike? by Advision: 1:46pm On Jul 15, 2021
YomiOlofin:
I lost my hearing, and getting a new job after my first job is almost impossible. I was able to buy a bike while in my first job to ease my movement. I don't understand sign language because I wasn't like this since childhood. It was a gradual loss.

Age: 40yrs.


As dey said agriculture is probably one of your best best. With a loss in hearing, any customer-facing role even bike riding becomes difficult or even dangerous.

Btw, what was your professional experience/skill before you loat your hearing.
Politics / Re: People Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Southern Kaduna (Graphic Pictures) by Advision: 6:49pm On Jul 14, 2021
vasel15:
Fulanis are monsters

Arrewa
TINUBUADVOCATE
NorthRules9ja
Simplyleo
MalcoImX
Arewa1stSon
Officialgarri
Gawu1
TheFilmtric
CILICMARIN
HELINUES
Apishani1
Oyigboupdate

You forgot to add the chief zombie: , come and appreciate your fathers gift to the nation

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South African Man Loots Love Machine During Zuma Protest by Advision: 11:34am On Jul 14, 2021
Lionessza6:


You didn't hear anything good because white owned media houses were and are obsessed with pinning the current situation on him . He is the same man that re- opened tvet colleges to give poor students a chance to upgrade the needed skills in the economy. He declared free education for the poor in Universities. He put more funds on on Nfsas so that students would be able to pay not only tuition but rent ,food& books . He built state of the art hospitals in poor areas. He built the first University in the Northen cape to make sure struggling students from that province had access to quality education. He championed policies that prioritised black entrepreneurs in doing business with the state . I could go on

Many of these things are socialist driven policies. It will be funded via public debt, higher taxes and/or subsidies, none of which is good for a developing country with limited resources. What your country needs is a technocrat who can deliver solid private-sector led economic growth. Equaility will be achieved over time not by burning huge public expense on socialist projects but by creating policies that allow for unhindered participation of everyone in the economy.

Nigeria has been suffering what Zuma put you guys through for some years now, you should be glad Zuma is gone. Nigeria still has to deal with Buhari's shit for at least 2 more years. We are dealing with several years of near stagnant economy, high public spending on social projects, high debt, yet with the social & economic conditions deteriorating steadily
Foreign Affairs / Re: South African Man Loots Love Machine During Zuma Protest by Advision: 9:35am On Jul 14, 2021
Lionessza6:


LMFAO, probably.

South Africa has big class divide ; zuma is more popular with the poor and Ramaphosa with the upper class and white people in particular. Zuma is not in jail for corruption mind you ,he's being in imprisoned for not appearing before a commission that was clear designed to humiliate him and everyone else who's against the status quo . Ramaphosa and his white elite allies want a dictatorship not a democracy,and the people on the ground are fighting that. This is no longer about Zuma ,deeper issues including historical injustices and the poverty increased by the unnecessary lockdowns have taken centre stage .

Many of Africa's worst leaders came in the guise of fighting for the poor. Dont remember hearing anything good about south africa while zuma was in power. What we kept hearing is state capture, power outages, xenophobia, corruption......same thing Nigeria is currently suffering with the cattle rearer that came bearing empty promises of uplifting the poor and fighting corruption.

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Business / Re: GTBank Hit By Mass Resignation, Mobile App & USSD Transaction Failures by Advision: 6:13pm On Jul 09, 2021
Greatzeus:
I have used GTB USSD code to transfer money 4 times today. It went smoothly and both parties received alerts. So I don't know what you talking about.
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Wait till you have an issue that takes you the banking hall of gtb, then you will understand your money may serve you better under your pillow

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Crime / Re: See The Quick Response Of The Military Reinforcement(Video by Advision: 1:49pm On Jul 09, 2021
Heartmender1:
From ABDULLAHI YUSUF


Alhamdulillah safely in Maiduguri after a narrow escape from Boko haram attack near Jakana earlier. In fact I was the first to turn back as the vehicle in my front could not turn. We returned to Jakana and alerted the police stationed there and they promptly call the military who responded within 20 minutes.

Unfortunately, while waiting for the military to clear the road, a contingent of the soldiers heading to the location where the attack was on going was involved in a ghastly motor accident. Two Toyota Samsara were seriously damaged.

One good thing that I noticed was the prompt response from the military in less than 30 minutes, the Air force was also on air. I salute the gallantry and the promptness of the military. May Allah grant us a lasting peace in our dear state Borno and Nigeria as a whole.



Alhamdulillah for your life and Kudos to our indefatigable troops!

#webelieve!


https://youtube.com/shorts/uYOIFgusMis?feature=share
This army chief seems to know his onions. Rarely gets involved in media diatribes that characterized his predecessors

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Crime / Re: Help My Phone Was Stolen And They Have Had Access To My Account by Advision: 9:49pm On Jul 08, 2021
savagemani:
My Android phone was stolen on Saturday last week at night I couldn't get any trace of the person who stole the phone, all effort to get the phone was in Veins.
My sim card is linked to my bank, just for me today to withdraw little 10k in my account to pay for my Nepa bills only for me to see my money has been wiped off! I was so frustrated, I had to run to my bank, on getting to the customer care I laid my complains, the money was removed from my account on Sunday night, and I have gotten the name of the account he Transfered the money to and his bank has been placed on hold. He even tried to change my bank number.
Now I'm going to do my welcome back.
Anyone with idea to help me on how to catch the cuprit please.

Does your bank not require a transfer pin?
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Rally In Lagos Will Hold On July 3 - Olayomi Koiki by Advision: 12:14pm On Jul 02, 2021
PIMPAR:

Ipob wailing zombie. You never free your supreme coward . Na Sunday Igboho you want to free ?

An acct was created with the name "Emeka" and specifically talks about Yoruba and Sunday Igboho .....you dont realise it was design to cause ethnic strife?

The person behind the acct is likely not even igbo

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Family / Re: Polyandry: Outcry Over South Africa’s Multiple Husbands Proposal by Advision: 4:23pm On Jun 27, 2021
CND1:
please forgive me, if I can help myself I won't be begging. have been looking for help on nairaland.my name is cҽlҽsƭiɳe am fɾσɱ υgωυ-ҽɱҽ αωɠµ local government in Enugu. Am 29 years. Have been sufferเɳɠ from parraplegic injury of the spine since the past1 3 years ɳσω. Am only alive today because ɓყ Ꮐᝪᗞ ᗰercy αղժ ɱყ ɱσƭɦҽɾ She look after me since my accident happen but life is now too very hard for us. My mother is aged, she is diabetic and my hands is partially affected due to the injury and I can no earn a living because of it. My family have suffer to spend so much on us and is just me and my mother that live here in the village with no one else here to help us. Am also suffer from acute urinary tract infection due to my inability to be changing carrterther often and also because am unable to get good treatment and health care needs like adurltdiaper, supplements, suppozitry, drugs etc. We also finding it hard to feed. please am calling on well meaning Nigerians to please have mercy and please help us. Nothing is too small and any NGO that can accept my condition please. ժҽtails
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One of the pics below is me and the parish priest of my town.when he visited me.the second picture is my unproperly heal bed sore causing me deep hoe my buttocks

Why do you having multiple accts soliciting for this help?
Foreign Affairs / Re: 5 Countries With The Most Powerful Militaries In The World! by Advision: 3:24pm On Jun 25, 2021
HigherEd:

Lol bro i wonder.
Japan is an untested military. I'd even rank South Korea ahead of them.

In reality if you rank them by equipment, size, tech, experience I'd say it goes thus.

1) USA
2) Russia
3) China
4) Britain
5) France
6) Israel
7) India
cool Turkey
9) South Korea
10) Saudi Arabia

I would rank China above Russia. Also, I am not sure what Saudi is doing there, what happened to Italy, Germany, Pakistan, even Iran self.....these are countries with a developed domestic arms industry, training and financing personnel is more of a secondary thing. Saudi has money to spend, but in a real war, it will burnout fast because it doesnt have a strong domestic arms industry.

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Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga: Chidinma's Father Arrested, Lecturers, Classmates Shocked by Advision: 11:41am On Jun 25, 2021
Calicoe:

Yet some people still think she was telling the truth.

When you realise the nigerian police are hustlers themselves, then you will realise that the girl may indeed be telling the truth about withdrawing only 380k

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Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga: Chidinma's Father Arrested, Lecturers, Classmates Shocked by Advision: 11:32am On Jun 25, 2021
AfroKnight:


That girl knew exactly what she was doing and she planned to do as soon as he gave her his pin. If anyone was under the influence, it’s the man. Cos why on earth would you give your olosho your pin? Must be drugs.

This girl is a criminal. And stealing his ATM card and his money shows us why she killed him.

Bro, the interesting part for me is the claimed she with withdrew only 380k but 5m is missing from his acct and the police claim she withdrew the 5m. smiley
Politics / Re: #twitterban: Job Losses Loom, Economic Woes Worsen, NESG, Experts Warn - PUNCH by Advision: 11:35am On Jun 07, 2021
Buhari decided to drag 100million people off twitter because he has a beef with them.. very small minded man

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Killing Of Innocent People In Zamfara By Bandits Unacceptable by Advision: 7:44am On Apr 23, 2021
Chimighty007:
This is a lie

I'll only believe if it was said by the presidency

But wait o

Who be the presidency?

Confusion everywhere

Two people governing the country: "the president" & "the presidency". This was a statement released by "the presidency"

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