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Politics / Re: Bello Matawalle Shuts 4 Markets Following Attacks By Bandits by Advision: 7:42am On Apr 23, 2021
bigfish3k:

I still don't understand how a matured and acclaimed sensible man will be repeating the same gibberish all the time since the last five years and yet things are getting worse

I wonder the kind of decisions you take in things that are put in your care.

You really need philosophical education.

Now you know why they are called zombies grin
Politics / Re: Bello Matawalle Shuts 4 Markets Following Attacks By Bandits by Advision: 7:40am On Apr 23, 2021
post=101038939:
This too shall pass.
Peace shall reign in our darling nation.
God help Nigeria.

The storm will pass when the incompetent buffon you helped bring to power leaves.
Food / Re: The First Soup You Ever Made unsupervised; Share Your Experience. by Advision: 3:52pm On Apr 14, 2021
Some people, the only things they can cook unsupervised are lie and deciet

and helinues , I greet you wink

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 10th April 2021 by Advision: 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2021
gevans:


Our Coach gatta formulate plans on red card. It seems it's one of his weak point

Its an adaption issue, if the other team changes formation or brings in a supersub that turn the game around, will Tuchel be able to respond ?
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Advision: 6:28am On Apr 03, 2021
saynotocultism:
https://sendvid.com/9u8dxm07

My sympathy goes to his family who are now suffering the shame and pain of having a young member of family slaughtered like a goat on the streets.

As for d victim, perhaps krf, or is it odin or grandpa that will accept his soul.

Why anyone will choose to live a life where he can be kill this is beyond me

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Family / Re: [Updated]Legal Way To Deal With A Family Member Who Plans To Disrupt A Burial? by Advision: 9:22pm On Mar 30, 2021
jmoore:
grin
Nollywood.

You ain't talking to an 8 year old.

Go do what you have in mind n dont forget to update us later
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Advision: 9:20pm On Mar 30, 2021
Nigeria is gradually becoming a failed state, it is well
Politics / Re: Six Times President Buhari Travelled To The UK For Medical Attention by Advision: 2:05pm On Mar 30, 2021
Duplik8t77:
how will and other buhari online warriors defend this now?

I pity them sha. it is not easy defending a hypocrite

They are paid professional shit-packers, they will find a way to defend him , particularly the group of individuals

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Family / Re: [Updated]Legal Way To Deal With A Family Member Who Plans To Disrupt A Burial? by Advision: 1:50pm On Mar 30, 2021
jmoore:

You said I should look at Briggs case when you haven't looked at it.

This is completely different from Brigg's case.
It was not about who should be in charge of the burial but circumstances that led to his death.

A son that wishes his father dies has the audacity to do ashes to ashes. No be thunder em dey invite from ancestors?

You came asking for advice, but you seem bent on opposing every advice that goes contrary to your plan of action.

Be careful though, when you exchange blows with another man, you are only sure of what is within your clenched fist, you cannot be sure of what is within his clenched fist.

If there is a path of peace, you have been well advised to follow it.

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Family / Re: [Updated]Legal Way To Deal With A Family Member Who Plans To Disrupt A Burial? by Advision: 1:43pm On Mar 30, 2021
smatt1711:
Tradition is supreme because some part of it has be captured in the Nigeria legal system , the truth is once your kingsman are aligning with him, then it means your father made some mistakes and is not the boys fault , since he is not the same mother with you you may not see those mistakes

You speak as the village elders filled with untaught wisdom...respect!!
Family / Re: How Is Your Relationship With Your Father? by Advision: 1:13pm On Mar 30, 2021
Victoria938:
Haven't talked to him in like 7 years. When my mum died he chose alcohol instead of family and I decided I don't need him in my life.

Seems harsh, alcohol intake is often as a result of an addiction. He probably struggled with grief n turned to his bottles, reach out to him n make your peace

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Nigeria’s Economy Remains Weak Despite Exit From Recession by Advision: 1:53pm On Mar 28, 2021
Jerryherd:


How?

Keep asking, zombie
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Nigeria’s Economy Remains Weak Despite Exit From Recession by Advision: 4:03pm On Mar 27, 2021
Jerryherd:
cool


Jagaban

The brain behind modern Lagos


.

Also the brain behind Nigeria's greatest failure - Buhari

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Politics / Re: Hakeem Baba-Ahmed Mocks Garba Shehu: It’s Very Difficult To Sell A Bad Product by Advision: 3:22pm On Mar 27, 2021
My sympathy for , helinus & madridguy too, they is in the same situation as garba shehu, they have the responsibility of selling shit to people grin

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Romance / Re: Black Americans Are The Most Weakest, Sensitive, Cry Babies I've Ever Seen by Advision: 6:53pm On Mar 10, 2021
I think the back americans struggled with finding their identity, slavery damage a lot in terms of our mentality and culture. Till today every nation in Africa suffers from it.
Romance / Re: Black Americans Are The Most Weakest, Sensitive, Cry Babies I've Ever Seen by Advision: 6:50pm On Mar 10, 2021
ChizzyBuna:

Why did Frederick Jones not invent AC generator here in Africa
So he waited until he was brought to America before he invented all these things.
cheesy cheesy cheesy this guy your delusion is amazing
I'll wait for ur answer
Why did all these inventions happen because the slaves where in America ?

You and Shokoloko made great points on both sides, although I think the correct position is somewhere in between.

Mynd, lalasticlala, pls move this to frontpage, very enlightening
Politics / Re: Cameroon Hands Over 5,000 Nigerian Refugees To Borno Governor by Advision: 5:38pm On Mar 10, 2021
Queenlovely:
I made a statement once at a symposium that Nigeria was the giant of Africa and somebody challenged me at Kenyatta university.

He said south Africa was the giant of Africa and he went ahead to give me 30 reasons why.

But I could not give 3 reason why I was brainwashed into thinking nigeria was the center of the earth .

Who caused the black race, let us go and apologize.

Buhari brought th country to its kneels, for all our shortcomings, we stood tall among the comity of african nation. Even as late as Obasanjo's democratic regime, we brought stability to Sierra leone, Liberia and I think we even order generals who tried carrying out a coup in Soa Tome or so to step down in 48hrs. We grew double digit and led in many plotical discussion around africa.

It is a shame Buhari has reduced the country to this level
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill 4 Farmers In Oyo State by Advision: 6:14pm On Mar 08, 2021
And some mofos caught d kingpin bandit and rather took him to the police who in turn arrested the arresters for assault/arson and sent the kingpin to the hospital for treatment

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Politics / Re: ECOWAS Court Orders Nigeria To Pay German N63.6m, $10,000 Over Illegal Detention by Advision: 6:32pm On Mar 06, 2021
Liposure:
Where will FG see this kind of money in this recession

$10,000 or 63M which is too much for even an LG to pay?
Politics / Re: 112: FG To Build Uber-Like National Emergency Ambulance Service by Advision: 3:03pm On Mar 06, 2021
Country of " we will ", we will repair our refineries, we will provide security, we will build good road....

When will we will get to " we have "

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea ( 0 - 1) On 4th March 2021 by Advision: 12:10am On Mar 05, 2021
wizygreat2000:
Chelsea can't win this match

Come and seat here, let me tell you something....

Politics / Re: How Cabal Prevented Buhari From Acting On Magu’s Probe Report Since Dec 2020 by Advision: 3:42pm On Mar 03, 2021
Is Buhari even existing?

The absolute silence in the face of so much challenges the country can only be displayed by an inanimate object, no living thing can behave this way.

Perhap, Buhari's spoke person on nl: can tell us if "their" "darling daddy" truly exists or he is just a figment of their thought
Health / Re: Can A Man With One Testicle Impregnate A Woman? by Advision: 3:30pm On Feb 23, 2021
Skyfornia:


grin grin Not at all..It's not normal for a man to have more than 2..just like seeing a lady with 3 breasts. Her parents will surely want to remove the 3rd one.

grin breast is different na, this one is a concealed weapon.

If I get a gun with an extra catridge, I will consider keeping it - you never can tell when it will come in handy.

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Family / Re: Am I About To Make A Wrong Marital Choice by Advision: 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2021
Iamafinegirl:

Home it is !!!!!!!!!
Infact his boss asked why we hadn’t married and he said I was the one delaying it for now as he was hoping last year ending.
Why won’t I delay it.
I stopped thinking properly at a point and felt this is normal and I am properly stupid and it’s like I needed to talk to people to be sure of what is proper or how to be properly treated.

The guy is sexually frustrated. In his mind, you are just another guy or girl he has no intimacy with, so why should he do you any favours?

You either live as fully married couple or you stay apart till you are ready for marriage, he wants sex but cant twll you directly
Health / Re: Can A Man With One Testicle Impregnate A Woman? by Advision: 1:18pm On Feb 23, 2021
Skyfornia:
My Nephew had 3 but was operated and one removed...now he is married with kids.

I don't know the implication of having only one...please go to a specialist hospital and douse your curiosity. I wish you luck!

Just curious, why did they reduce it? Are they concerned he will overperform wink
Health / Re: Can A Man With One Testicle Impregnate A Woman? by Advision: 1:16pm On Feb 23, 2021
It takes just one sperm to have a child and a single scrotum probably produces billions everytime you have sex.

All things being equal, I dont think having one scrotum is a big issue, may just slightly decrease your potency

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Used FG’s Handle To Tweet On APC Crisis, Got Blasted by Advision: 9:06am On Feb 17, 2021
Lai mohammed gradually becoming a wailer grin

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