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funmisticqueen:
pervert

Hush! Don’t call your boyfriend’s name in public like that. Have you no manners?

In other words, you can hôe around until he weds your àss, as relationships/courtships are merely cosmetic and not serious commitments in any sense.



This opening post reads pretty much like an excerpt from the memoirs of a runs girl.



I can imagine the amount of “thought” (thoughtlessness- more like ) that informed this advice.

Eyeness:
medication from a quack with STD infected dick? I'll rather take from doctor funmisticqueen

Same dick you just can’t but twerk on all day, moaning and singing off key to your heart’s content? Yeah, I understand you miss the action.

Why are you calling on your friend? Want a party? Not sure I swing that way anymore.

In summary guys, she says to introduce yourself with a not so inconspicuous indication of your financial potential.


We hear you. Transactional “love” is your mantra these days.

Just don’t come to us with that bullshît about being on equal footing after trading your voice for my porridge.

Eyeness:
if the niggas are mad enough to send prayers my way , then let me congratulate myself for a job well done.

it isn't everyday a man prays

Who’s praying for you? I’m prescribing medication for whatever ails you and your cohorts.

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Amarabae:
Very jobless fool

Sharap. You know nothing.

Well, You’re just a girl. . women know better.

Mad people dey sha

But his girlfriend should do it if she truly loves him. Unless her love is just audio love, then she’s definitely evil.

Kai this guy just fell for the oldest trick in the book of ratchet babes.

Rosella1:
Thus says the dude who just ate my arse!

Now the world can see your fixation with shît (literally).

ziegurf:
..o gbadun, werey omo

How dare you

Never in the history of Nairaland have I seen such a great gathering of hopeless misandrists.



Somebody, help these ladies. Give them a faithful boyfriend each. Let’s quench the rage in their stony hearts.

Rosella1:
In this life. We all have a kink. I have a deep conviction that Harrysong's kink is "Asss Eating" yeah right He eats arse!

Yeah. Go ahead. Keep confessing your fetish. While you’re at it, smear it on Harrysong to hide your insecurities.

Bomboclaat.

Unlimitk:
They produce boats helmets too
Pics of proforce products

Thank you.

Please educate that ziegurf whose sense has been used to buy suya for runs girls at mami market.

Proforce are primarily defence contractors. Their target market has always been Security/Defence since 2008.

It is safe to say they are ballistics experts.

Jayslicky:


It's obvious she and her brother are fools, what advise is she seeking for again, dating your own brother and having sex with him not once not twice, now she looking for stupid advise, where is thunder when you need it?

Collect

Nobody cares about the tribe of Innoson. Nobody cares about the happiness or otherwise of the winner.

But this vehicle is overpriced at 25 million with the above specs.

He probably wanted to be first not second

Adeolaissacutie:
the fire will never die!

Hmmm. It’s like you’re a fighter. May God help that man.

Only a foolish man would jump into this fight without confirming the true story. Even after that, the fire of revenge would have died down.

Imagine a graduate asking this kind of question in 2019!

I’m disappointed.

Nigerian female students dey try.

I think it’s safe to say every department has at least one lecturer that has slept with a student and harassed others.

For one, It’s economical.

Airforce01:
Guys don't be mad , I have a game tonight with a female friend .... So i want to know if I'm good to go.


Thanks !

Guy, if you’re still into music, don’t let your youthful years slip by.

Better to know you gave it your all than to later wish you had put in more effort.

Peace. ✌️

See excuse not to pay debt.

Madam, pay the money jare.

Also, don’t breathe.

Nonsense

Promismike:
The egotistic tribalist. Am awolowo this. Am awolowo that. :

Am very happy he never won.

Your inferiority complex stinks. See a shrink.

Charleys:
#tachaourwinner

Hash tag? Bro this is Nairaland. Your tag is redundant.

Lauryn41:
My gees Munzy14,Drakeblend
I hope we're on the same team next time

My baabbyyy/brother - oshe11
See you when I see you

Teammates -77up ,omamush ,davodguy,afroknight,boban007,sanusi44z,Bluntboy,Alphagan,Nexus25,Temi231,

We fought a good fight and we truly stanned a king ,hope we support same people next year

Misscookie congratulations, Las Las you people laughed last and laughed louder

BBN4 threadmates

Peace out

It was fun supporting Sucré. I’m proud of him. I’m proud of you guys.

All the best.

Guest007:
If you’re happy with a 50 Yr old then slide away, the coast is clear

Who dash you 50 year old?

Highest, you go be 27.

Guest007:
They like 21 year old girls and then they call them women

Women have suffered for Nairaland

Lil girls, don't change for these hungry wolves with their carrots in hand... You're phone book is full so send a group message like you running a foundation

#Isajoke

If you’re not going to task your bf, talk now, let me slide into your dm.

If you arrange bottle for ground for me to slide on, my ancestors will avenge me

trilobite:
Neighbour package get as e be!!

You messed up having a serious conversation with her. Just be friendly, be playful and chop by accident. Once you do that, you have found your steady supply.

Shut down Evey attempt to define whatever you have going with her, by pushing her towards her toasters, and tell her you are still recovering from heartbreak and don't want to love now.

So be her friend, avoid any serious relationship talk, chop by accident (best to Target her when she's super Hot), then start giving her relationship advice to follow one of her serious toasters, infact make sure she ends up dating said toaster.

She will value both your sex, relationship advice, and not feel like you're using her.

This has worked for many, and is the surest way to avoid desperate girl wahala.
Enjoy your supply, as no matter what happens between her and the toaster you recommended she will always be available for you.

Chop by accident.

Barman give this guy another cold bottle.