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indigenous234:
1.police
2.police

Well said.

Collect!

Islamic leaders need to do something about the numerous Islamic extremists!

So almost 1 million dollars.

Madam, you need a refund if this is what your contractor collected $1 million for.

pansophist:
You for arrange hot woman for me na. E better pass beer but you try sha

Merry Christmas.

The woman wey you get nko? She don do abeg.

You don’t need no other body my comrade.

pansophist:
It's a bad sign.

You sef, why would you accept such treatment from her? She does this because she knows you'll succumb. How is cooking slavery ? Won't she cook her own food? If you cook for her, does it mean she is enslaving you ? Since you brought the money, why can't she cook? Isn't marriage a teamwork anymore?

Well, if I were you, I'll pause everything. Introduction can go to hell, just pause. Then make sure you get this cleared before carrying over. But its a bad sign. But work on yourself man. If she know you won't take this, she won't do it. The way people treat you is a mirror to your standard.

Well said brother. The guy na confirm mumu. I won’t be surprised if the girl refused to refund the money for food stuff.

Collect this small Christmas gift.

Even Wike is suffering the same thing in his house and office. I wonder why he lets the illegal refineries continue operation. They are killing people little by little.

wiseone28:
Op see the reason here

BlackfireX:
Always kneeling down but deep down na dagger... this people and hypocrisy they called culture

A man doesn’t kneel to greet in his culture. It is his personal manner of deference and is more humour and personal strategy than respect.

You know that but just want to vent the bile in you so bad. You want to attack a culture for “likes”. Pathetic.

Me I don’t bother reporting those who spam me. I just block them straight. Stop spamming people.

pocohantas:
Because that is the right way. Water leaf goes in first to produce the water that the ugu would mop up. There is nothing wrong with waterleaf softening fast, it is a soft leaf after all.

Okay thanks

Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vB1HeX6wrs





Vegetable soup is enjoyed by many. It's one of my favorite soup and it's quite affordable.
It can work with your budget and it is very nutritious.
I budgeted #1,500 for this soup and it turned out great!!! Although I didn't buy dried fish because I had one left at home. I also didn't buy seasoning(maggi) and I had some left over palm oil at home, I just had to top it.

Vegetables
Ugu N200
Scent leaf N100
Water leaf N100
Meat (cow meat) N500
Cow skin (kpomo) N150
Crayfish N100
Onion N50
Palm oil N100
Garlic N100

Hi, it looks delicious. I add garlic to my pepper too. And small ginger.

Someone once told me to add ugu before water leaf, she said it’s cos water leaf softens fast. Here it’s the other way round. Why?

Magnoliaa:
Awwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn. So all I needed to do to get you to give me a hug was to tell a story? ^_^ I should have done that tipe tipe e. O ba ti so fun mi tele tele e. Omo. I don learn this trick now. I'll definitely start to milk it!

No wahala. I have more exciting stories to tell, as long as it is guaranteed to make Afro putty. If he now promise to book a spa treatment for me, or an healing trip to a nature setting, I'll share another one of my stories. This one a tour to the Olumo Rock and 8 cultist boys.

Woman eye don see sha. But, we meuvee.

So, na story story?

Well done

Magnoliaa:
Okay ooo. Na me be the fargin, and this guy was a recovering bad boy. He coped with me for five months, max, as we were already making plans for getting married in the next three months.

One night like that sha, he got tipsy and begged me. I gree. He no fit even wait make we tumble go bedroom. Oga say no, mba, we must do it right there, right now on the white couch. I say okay. I pushed the mental discomfort of the fact that it wasn't the perfect night as I envisioned with Indian love song playing in the background and turari burning on the nightstand with amadioha's-like red, fat candles on the floor.

Sha sha, one thing led to something to another thing and it was time for pene***tion. And... and... omooo, at the verrryy first touch of his thing to my tip, I give him one strong leg kick and jumped out of the window o. Ah! E be like say dem wan use giant saw cut me into two. Ah. Emi omolomo; omo iya e kan soso. Is me one boy want to come and scarra and pulverize and destabilize. I couldn't take it!!!

Blood was gushing out from my elbows and arms like this ni o, from my batman stunt. And this boy started screaming the whole house down, cursing me and everything and telling me he's locking me outside, ehn igbadakodo, yada yada yada. And all the neighbours were looking - some outside, some from their burglary-proof windows. Chai. That was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, let me tell you. I now started the walk of ****** out of the compound...

See, I'm teary already. I'm coming back. Lemme blow my nose and comport myself... you've taken me down a memory highway... Oh, God.

Wait.

Okay. This wasn’t what I expected.

Must have been really embarrassing. Omo!

Make I give you e-hug. Collect!

Magnoliaa:
Explain what? How? Lmao. You want me to be giving you details? What do you want to know exactly?

Talk to me na. Explain the incompatibility.

BigDawsNet:
Almost..
I thought I can handle a feminist...

I’m glad you escaped. Naija feminists are not supposed to be in relationships. Very dangerous creatures

Magnoliaa:
I have. Plenty of times.

Reasons:
- Money
- Attitude
- Ideological differences
- Religious beliefs
- Sexual Incompatibility

Oh, Sexual incompatibility. Talk to me Maggie. Explain.

You don give these cheating women mouth to talk now. They’ll be citing you as an excuse for flirting with other men.

Honestly, I would break up with her.

Pataricatering:
why do a lot of you insist on remaining ignorant? Postpartum depression Is a disease and it can happen to any woman. Although I understand the hate many of you have for women will not let you pass on an opportunity to let out some venom.

But it conveniently didn’t reoccur when her own came? It only comes out when he and his mom are there, right?

Nonsense. Dishonest people will hide under any excuse, anyway.

That wife had always wanted an opportunity to attack his mother. She’s lucky he’s not a violent person.

There is no excuse for pulling a knife on my mother.

I’d want nothing to do with such a wife.

I’m even pissed just imagining it.

Iyaebe:
They are,I think they had supernatural powers too because I once had a preacher said about a prophet who has the energy to satisfy over 30 women at night. You know they lived a healthy lifestyle and they were strong, like giants or so.

Na wa o. What sort of defence is this?

Don’t stop her from going. Actually you can’t stop her. She’s already gone.

Maybe they’ll take insecurity more seriously now.

But trust Naija political security operatives. They will rather treat this as an isolated case than the endemic it is.

The tribalism is just too obvious. They don’t want to call their brothers terrorists but they are trying Sowore in court for terrorism.

These bandits actually shot down an airforce aircraft but they won’t call them terrorists.

This Zazoo song dey one kind for ear.

Anyway, it’s street music.

Police have killed countless innocent young men like that too. This is part of the reasons #EndSARS started. Brutality without reason. They would not listen to reason or explanation. They just want to beat you or kill you and rob you. Like police, like soldiers.

At least she has a voice to be heard as she cries out. Weeks ago, Lagos state government (with the support of the FG) silenced the voices of those who wanted justice from the report of the EndSARS panel.

Let her go and protest.

This girl needs to get a job

Too much bleaching. Upon all the bleaching sef you won’t be as pale as the average Caucasian.

Magnoliaa:
Eweee.

I should focus on heavenly race as a fleshy person? You, can you take your own advice? You must really like me o. So you want me to forfeit all the segz and cuddles and romance in this world for heavenly race. No. Make I no do risky gamble, because as e be now, if Heaven's Registrar open her book untop us ehn, I no sure say e pass 20 people wey dey go. Lemme jusst engage in what ayam sure of oh.

So you like man like this? Sister Magnoliaa who used to lead praise worship and prayer meeting?

I dey observe you

Palema007:


I'm seriously laughing out here.. Afroknight comman see oooooo Maggie is looking for concubine.

Can’t you share me with Maggie? The more the merrier. You can have me Mondays to Wednesdays and she’ll have me Fridays to Sundays. I’ll rest on Thursdays.

Deal?

Magnoliaa:


Kai. See casting.

But I no dey do anything bad na. Shebi as long as you never marry, everybody else na practice. Him never stake him spot. Any body wey lose guard will be slipped out and replaced.

So it’s like that? If you like, follow that guy. No problem. When the priest asks “is there’s anyone who has any reason why these two should not be joined…”. Just be ready cos I’m going to stand up.

Magnoliaa:
This one that everybody is just hooking up left, right and center. The year is ending and I still haven't found a LOML or the OTCMO. Is it like this I'll be going?

God is dey.

Someone should come and do for me too na. Let's do ours on the stairs of the Great Wall of China; be like na TM Bridge dey reign now. It'll soon become mainstream.

Congrats to the lovebirds sha. I wish them happiness and everlasting joy.

Oh!

So proposal dey enter your eye?

Close am!

Focus on heavenly race.