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u dey find husband abi work mate?

na human sha.

Na wetin dey do guys wey wan make plenty money b4 dem reason woman,dem dey even end up marrying late .

Saff:
I don’t believe this story. This is a fantasy that you wish to come true. Smh. Weirdos everywhere

D only reasonable talk wey I don c 4rm a lady.

Some pple self if condom no favour u tie nylon.

mrpeter010:
I Am Regretting having Sex With My Girl This Evening, i Can't Eat I Have Lost Happetite, i Can't Sleep. Please Guys Help Me i am not Ready To Marry i Am Planning To Go to School Next Year . My Girl Started Complaining of stomach Pain immediately After The Sex which Makes Me restless. Please What Should I Do In Order To Stop anything Funny Trying To Happen. I Can't Imagine Myself Having A Child Now. God I Won't Do It Again.

Who b dis?

iLegendd:
In the real world, real women want the 10 below:

1. Good great in bed
2. Not a push over
3. Not wicked, but adventurously dangerous when necessary
4. 99% Honesty (keep 1% honesty away from her as a mystery)
5. Sense of humor, not a clown
6. Intelligent, not ITK
7. Focused on building businesses with his skills, not being depressed and blaming the government for lack of job
8. A man who exercises and takes care of his body
9. God fearing (if she's religious)
10. Summary: A good-bad guy

aunty Abeg find clay.

highpriestess:
so, you can actually slap someone for such infinitesimal and trivial thing that can just be overlooked?


what's egg biko?
if a guy should try that on me,I will give him the money and return the slapping favour and walk out of the house,what insolent?

Aunty no vex oooh make dis tin jst b talk oooh,if man slap u run no fight back,u fit go report if u like bt no fight back.

My only issue here bsay u pulled out in 5 sec,oga u b fowl?

oga op wetin u leta invest on?

Jay95:
I don't think so!
I use MTN with First bank...No charges whatsoever

i dey use mtn with fcmb and diamond both dey collect money 2 transfer not frm d bank oooh!

Tomoyayi:
Oga, MTN don't charge

i dey use mtn with fcmb and diamond both dey collect money 2 transfer not frm d bank oooh!

anitapreeti:
Thanks guys.... I doubt mtn charges for such. I'll just switch to mtn.

Who tell u so?mtn worse na wetin i dey use!

Dammiesugar:
This life is funny! me that I can cook any kind of delicacy, never a dull moment with me, working with side hustle sef, no man to say I want meet your family�� Anyway uncle open your mind to her and if she’s not willing to change then let her go.

c advert,bt it's not funny beta grls no dey easy 2 find.

Malcolm101:
I know his uncle.
The guy just have big body and looks older.

Nigerians like accusing people of been older than their age simply because they are losers. They like to console themselves for failing in life.

When mikel who's mom sold akara at busa buji featured at u17 many years ago, people said he was over 30.its almost 15 years now, mikel whom they said is Older than their fathers is still young and playing.

Oga leave Mikel own, I don meet em class mates dem Say d guy na papa 4 skul.He should b in his early fourties!bt some pple dey get old face/big body yet dem b kids!i don c many.

34webers:
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Nonsense. Idiotic pigs of biamumus are now looking at the source. If this report were to point at other regions, idiotic pigs of biamumus would have masturbated on it till it gets to page 5 within 5 minutes.

u are jst too foolish for my liking mst u type/fight?jst use ur brain dats if u get 1.

femijay8271:
that will be very nice but where are you located and where will be d location of ur business?

I sabi cook oooh only say food business stress no easy, bt cash really dey am especially when u sabi cook.talking 4rm experience!bt most of us dey later suffer 4rm waist pain/chest pain.dat is if urs dey really boom.

Ikanium:
now Is The Time A 25 Litre Keg Is Sold Between 7000-8000

Where and how do I no it's original?

Ire2:
Good morning nairalanders please treat this issue with urgency!

I met a girl 5 days ago, I asked her out the next day to be my gf after inviting her over for a date, she eventually agreed! I was happy, she is a beautiful chocolate skinned girl one can kill for!

So day before yesterday I invited her over to my place, she came, we got talking and then we got into a really hot romance section and we were both turned on, so I took off her clothes and all that, then I discovered she was wearing a pad and I asked her about it and she said she was seeing her period!

I said no problem let us stil do it like that o (i said to my self "this one I don manage fit one bang this babe so if I leave her go now as the thing they her body she fit come make yanga next time o" ) so I pressured her and she finally accepted so we had sex that day and she left.

Guys since then I have been having endless nightmares anytime I close my eyes! I have exactly the same dream, which is being stabbed repeatedly endless of times by unknown person in the dream!

Now I had this same nightmare this night again and this is the reason I am awake right now!

Please My people here what could be the cause of this torment in my dream and what is the solution to this? please help a brother here the dreams are so real and scarry It almost feels like I am going insane right now

Oga talk 2 her abt it if ur story is true!sometin tells me she knows abt it dats if ur story is true.

Under pressure was never released in 2010 and his hit tracks where rumba style and under pressure!

Most Vulcanizers dey make 5k plus daily depending on location,fone flashers 5k plus daily depending on location,tailors same depending on location,fone repairers same based on location,commercial bus drivers same not based on location,restaurant business 5k plus depending on location e.t.c. as u dey tink of buying and selling skill acquisition also make brain.

My broda I love ,bt na my neighbour fone I use dey type ,ist give me 15k make I add buy small phone.

Caring0:
Good evening awesome nairalanders, please I really do need the help of you guys on this issue


I met a girl 3 days back, we had a very lengthy conversation like we have known each other for years lol. She told me she likes me so much because I am cute, so I am like really (while shining All my 32 teeths in my mind body sweet me I no fit lie) because she is a very pretty girl and she didn't even bother to form she just admitted she likes me so much and she is single and she don't mind

So I asked her out and she agreed.

I am someone who likes chatting mostly on whatsapp, so I messaged her on whatsapp but only to discover she has been offline for real long, so I asked her what is up, she said her phone is bad, although she works and get paid every 2 weeks according to her. We haven't had sex.

But I am just wondering guys.

Is it cool to give her some money (not all o) for the phone and then she adds the rest to it to get a new phone.. or I should just ignore for now..?? (note she hasn't asked me for anything like that) what do you guys think.

I don't want to end up regretting o cause ladies are kinds unpredictable sometimes.. Especially when you are nice to them....

Funny enough I don't no how I look till date,bt 1 tin I no 4 sure is dat am d ugliest amongst my siblings and d reason I don't regret it is dat am d most talented/gifted wit an undying determination.so wit dat 1 tin I understand is dat U CAN NEVA AV IT ALL.

dis ur tales for gud by moonlight.

Hmmm

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Plenty doctors 4 here

freshtimi:
it marvels me how people authoritatively condemn fellow humans to hell..firstly, ur not the creator. U dont know shit of how this world works. Nobody knows.. Secondly, show me who has seen heaven or hell before. Whites carry religion give us to break us while dem dey do slave trade and steal our artifacts .. It's so pathetic how we shove away our brain and start following those bastard stupidly in d name of d well drafted story book wey dey carry give us..

oboy i 4 lyk add u 4 Facebook!U GET POINT

Alao046:
Its not today that i have known christains as FOOLS. Foolish pastors keep brainwashing the senseless and foolish followers. I thank God for making me discover the scam in this religion, i am now a fully converted muslim and i pray to God to make me die in this religion of Islam.

monkey and orangutan na still d same breed.in essence my broda all religion na SCAM.

jboy73:
No Igbo destination?
I'm a tribalist!!

Obunike Cave Anambra