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Business / Re: How To Access Low Interest Loans For Your Business. by Agboki: 11:11pm On Jul 24, 2018
undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photos Of 2face’s Sons At Their Baby Brother’s Christening by Agboki: 8:45am On Jul 23, 2018
ELKHALIFAISIS:
what will they do.... which eyes they go take use see 2face and their mama when they come of age and understand the meaning of child born outside wedlock , I mean bastard


yeye talk

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Crime / Re: Woman And Her Children Arrested After Her Husband Bought A Stolen Phone (Photo) by Agboki: 9:48pm On Jul 20, 2018
sad sad sad
Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Unveils His Enugu Governorship Poster (Photos) by Agboki: 1:00pm On Jul 19, 2018
angry angry angry angry easterners wen we go get sense

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Me To Impregnate Her by Agboki: 3:04am On Jul 18, 2018
Hanseel1:



There's no reality about what you posted. You are just childish and overly emotional.

She knows marriage come with responsibilities before pressuring him into it. She can't insult him if he can't provide because she knew he's not financially stable before she pressured him into marriage. She can only use that blackmail for weak men.
She just need to be reminded that she was the one desperate to get married not him and she'll go back to her senses.

And as for your last line.. Men have been working and bringing home money while grown ass women feel comfortable staying at home and getting fed with the money, so what are you driving at exactly?

I won't return the insults because it's obvious you have psychological issues.

You posted what you don't understand only for you to be saying bullshît with your empty brain.

Your IQ must be lower than 42.
Dunce.




Learn not 2 dey argue wit ladies e go help u(they are neva wrong,even wen dey are wrong)so lock up.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Me To Impregnate Her by Agboki: 2:59am On Jul 18, 2018
elbukaze:
Brother, I'm advising you as my own blood brother, first I may assume you are in ur earlier Thirties, now u have the opportunity to marry the love of your life, someone you love and u can also tell she loves u. If you keep waiting till u become Dangote before getting married, time will come when u will regret it. Some marriages brings blessings to the Man, if you born now, believe me neither you, ur wife or ur child will die of Hunger, I married at the age of 28 just a year after my youth service to the love of my life, believe me today I'm the happiest man.

Read the advice below:

*DEAR YOUNG GUYS AT THE AGE OF 25 TO 30*

Don't make mistakes some of our Fathers or Senior Brothers made.

Marry now with the little you have. Don't wait to
be a millionaire, Have kids early so you can grow
with them. Grow with your kids and succeed with
your wife. You will never finish making money or
achieving your plans. You might still not succeed
at your target year. So start your life early, with
consistency you will grow.

My father said this to me: _When i was 25, i was
talking about making billions before i marry.
Many years later, billions didn't come, yet no kid
no wife... I had an opportunity to marry the most beautiful love
of my life very early, But my fear was, can i
really take care of her? But right now She's married with
Four grown up children. The guy that married her
was still schooling then, but had the courage.
They worked hard and succeeded together. I
failed, so please if you can feed yourself, you can
feed your wife. You have to believe it, marry
early, don't wait.

Don't make our mistakes, I see
my childhood friends play with their kids.. Most
of them are not doing as well as me.. But they
are happier with their families..
Trust me it isn't money only, but Rather your Maturity, your
happiness depends entirely on your wisdom and the way you Handle Life. With
a well planned life they are happier.

Trust me it
isn't money, What is our problem? Build mansion, buy the latest Car in Town, marry Sharon stone type, but still we don't have those things we dreamt of,
and of course the years we wasted, we can never have them neverrrr!!!_

Please don't be 60yrs old and your kids will still
be in their 20's..What are you supposed to be at
that age? Their grand father.
Please young men, take my advice seriously.

Marry, don't be afraid, that girl you are finding too many
fault in has many good qualities if you look well.

Don't think you will get every thing before you
settle down. God can change your life in a blink,
with a good and Focus wife by your side, you will succeed
by God grace....Amen




Pple wey c dis as misconception or nonsense na still kids,most neva even see anything.My life is a testimony based on dis quote, evendo I neva c wife or even get married.
Romance / Re: All Spanish -fly. Postinor. Refnol. Tramadol And Man-power Users Will Go To Hell by Agboki: 2:07am On Jul 18, 2018
Noting i no go c!
Romance / Re: A Male Software Programmer Friend Needed In Warri by Agboki: 1:53am On Jul 18, 2018
undecided undecided u dey find husband abi work mate?

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Romance / Re: Plus-sized Man Knelt Down And Proposed To His Girlfriend (Photos) by Agboki: 1:44am On Jul 18, 2018
shocked shocked shocked na human sha.
Romance / Re: When She Tell You I Can't Be Your Girlfriend, But JF by Agboki: 1:33am On Jul 18, 2018
Na wetin dey do guys wey wan make plenty money b4 dem reason woman,dem dey even end up marrying late .
Romance / Re: My Landlord Is Gay by Agboki: 1:10am On Jul 18, 2018
Saff:
I don’t believe this story. This is a fantasy that you wish to come true. Smh. Weirdos everywhere



D only reasonable talk wey I don c 4rm a lady.
Romance / Re: Problem Having Sex Without Condom by Agboki: 1:08am On Jul 18, 2018
Some pple self angry angryif condom no favour u tie nylon.
Romance / Re: My Condom Breaks During Sex Please Help ! by Agboki: 12:30am On Jul 18, 2018
mrpeter010:
I Am Regretting having Sex With My Girl This Evening, i Can't Eat I Have Lost Happetite, i Can't Sleep. Please Guys Help Me i am not Ready To Marry i Am Planning To Go to School Next Year . My Girl Started Complaining of stomach Pain immediately After The Sex which Makes Me restless. Please What Should I Do In Order To Stop anything Funny Trying To Happen. I Can't Imagine Myself Having A Child Now. God I Won't Do It Again.



undecided undecided undecidedWho b dis?
Romance / Re: WOMEN: This Is What He Asked Women [PICTURE] by Agboki: 12:25am On Jul 18, 2018
iLegendd:
In the real world, real women want the 10 below:

1. Good great in bed
2. Not a push over
3. Not wicked, but adventurously dangerous when necessary
4. 99% Honesty (keep 1% honesty away from her as a mystery)
5. Sense of humor, not a clown
6. Intelligent, not ITK
7. Focused on building businesses with his skills, not being depressed and blaming the government for lack of job
8. A man who exercises and takes care of his body
9. God fearing (if she's religious)
10. Summary: A good-bad guy





undecided undecidedaunty Abeg find clay.
Romance / Re: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by Agboki: 12:21am On Jul 18, 2018
highpriestess:

so, you can actually slap someone for such infinitesimal and trivial thing that can just be overlooked?undecided


what's egg biko?
if a guy should try that on me,I will give him the money and return the slapping favour and walk out of the house,what insolent?undecided



Aunty no vex oooh make dis tin jst b talk oooh,if man slap u run no fight back,u fit go report if u like bt no fight back.
Romance / Re: It is Insane To Have Unprotected Sex by Agboki: 11:57pm On Jul 17, 2018
My only issue here bsay u pulled out in 5 sec,oga u b fowl?

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Investment / Re: I Want To Invest 2 MILLION! by Agboki: 9:21pm On Jul 13, 2018
oga op wetin u leta invest on?
Business / Re: Does Your Network provider Charge You For Transacting With USSD Code? by Agboki: 9:20am On Jul 11, 2018
Jay95:

I don't think so!
I use MTN with First bank...No charges whatsoever




i dey use mtn with fcmb and diamond both dey collect money 2 transfer not frm d bank oooh!
Business / Re: Does Your Network provider Charge You For Transacting With USSD Code? by Agboki: 9:17am On Jul 11, 2018
Tomoyayi:


Oga, MTN don't charge



i dey use mtn with fcmb and diamond both dey collect money 2 transfer not frm d bank oooh!
Business / Re: Does Your Network provider Charge You For Transacting With USSD Code? by Agboki: 10:12pm On Jul 10, 2018
anitapreeti:
Thanks guys.... I doubt mtn charges for such. I'll just switch to mtn.


shocked shocked angryWho tell u so?mtn worse na wetin i dey use!
Romance / Re: She’s A Terrible Cook And Frowns Too Much by Agboki: 8:16pm On Jul 08, 2018
Dammiesugar:
This life is funny! me that I can cook any kind of delicacy, never a dull moment with me, working with side hustle sef, no man to say I want meet your family�� Anyway uncle open your mind to her and if she’s not willing to change then let her go.


grin grin grin c advert,bt it's not funny beta grls no dey easy 2 find.

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Sports / Re: Facts About Nigeria's Goalkeeper, Francis Uzoho With Pictures. by Agboki: 10:34pm On Jun 19, 2018
Malcolm101:
I know his uncle.
The guy just have big body and looks older.

Nigerians like accusing people of been older than their age simply because they are losers. They like to console themselves for failing in life.

When mikel who's mom sold akara at busa buji featured at u17 many years ago, people said he was over 30.its almost 15 years now, mikel whom they said is Older than their fathers is still young and playing.



Oga leave Mikel own, I don meet em class mates dem Say d guy na papa 4 skul.He should b in his early fourties!bt some pple dey get old face/big body yet dem b kids!i don c many.
Crime / Re: Anambra Gay Principal Owns Shrines, Church by Agboki: 6:18pm On Jun 17, 2018
34webers:
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Nonsense. Idiotic pigs of biamumus are now looking at the source. If this report were to point at other regions, idiotic pigs of biamumus would have masturbated on it till it gets to page 5 within 5 minutes.




u are jst too foolish for my liking mst u type/fight?jst use ur brain dats if u get 1.
Business / Re: Business I Can Start With 400k In Lagos by Agboki: 9:39pm On Jun 11, 2018
femijay8271:

that will be very nice but where are you located and where will be d location of ur business?


I sabi cook oooh only say food business stress no easy, bt cash really dey am especially when u sabi cook.talking 4rm experience!bt most of us dey later suffer 4rm waist pain/chest pain.dat is if urs dey really boom.

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Business / Re: 3 Ways To Earn One Million Naira Before 2018 Runs Out -NigeriaOnlineBusiness.com by Agboki: 9:33pm On Jun 11, 2018
Ikanium:
now Is The Time A 25 Litre Keg Is Sold Between 7000-8000


Where and how do I no it's original?
Romance / Re: Please Help! I Had Sex With My Gf On Her Menstrual Period And Now This Happened. by Agboki: 8:06pm On Jun 10, 2018
Ire2:
Good morning nairalanders please treat this issue with urgency! cry

I met a girl 5 days ago, I asked her out the next day to be my gf after inviting her over for a date, she eventually agreed! I was happy, she is a beautiful chocolate skinned girl one can kill for!

So day before yesterday I invited her over to my place, she came, we got talking and then we got into a really hot romance section and we were both turned on, so I took off her clothes and all that, then I discovered she was wearing a pad and I asked her about it and she said she was seeing her period!

I said no problem let us stil do it like that o (i said to my self "this one I don manage fit one bang this babe so if I leave her go now as the thing they her body she fit come make yanga next time o" ) so I pressured her and she finally accepted so we had sex that day and she left.

Guys since then I have been having endless nightmares anytime I close my eyes! I have exactly the same dream, which is being stabbed repeatedly endless of times by unknown person in the dream!

Now I had this same nightmare this night again and this is the reason I am awake right now!

Please My people here what could be the cause of this torment in my dream and what is the solution to this? please help a brother here the dreams are so real and scarry It almost feels like I am going insane right now cry



Oga talk 2 her abt it if ur story is true!sometin tells me she knows abt it dats if ur story is true.
Celebrities / Re: Dead Ras Kimono: 7 Things You Do Not Know About The Late Reggae Artiste by Agboki: 7:11pm On Jun 10, 2018
Under pressure was never released in 2010 and his hit tracks where rumba style and under pressure!

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Business / Re: Business I Can Start With 400k In Lagos by Agboki: 8:50pm On Jun 09, 2018
Most Vulcanizers dey make 5k plus daily depending on location,fone flashers 5k plus daily depending on location,tailors same depending on location,fone repairers same based on location,commercial bus drivers same not based on location,restaurant business 5k plus depending on location e.t.c. as u dey tink of buying and selling skill acquisition also make brain.

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Romance / Re: Should I Buy My Gf A Phone Now Or Wait A While? Advice Needed Please. by Agboki: 11:20pm On Jun 07, 2018
My broda I love ,bt na my neighbour fone I use dey type ,ist give me 15k make I add buy small phone.
Caring0:
Good evening awesome nairalanders, please I really do need the help of you guys on this issue


I met a girl 3 days back, we had a very lengthy conversation like we have known each other for years lol. She told me she likes me so much because I am cute, so I am like really (while shining All my 32 teeths in my mind grin body sweet me I no fit lie) because she is a very pretty girl and she didn't even bother to form she just admitted she likes me so much and she is single and she don't mind grin

So I asked her out and she agreed.

I am someone who likes chatting mostly on whatsapp, so I messaged her on whatsapp but only to discover she has been offline for real long, so I asked her what is up, she said her phone is bad, although she works and get paid every 2 weeks according to her. We haven't had sex.

But I am just wondering guys.

Is it cool to give her some money (not all o) for the phone and then she adds the rest to it to get a new phone.. or I should just ignore for now..?? (note she hasn't asked me for anything like that) what do you guys think.

I don't want to end up regretting o cause ladies are kinds unpredictable sometimes.. Especially when you are nice to them....
Romance / Re: manmen by Agboki: 11:11pm On Jun 07, 2018
Funny enough I don't no how I look till date,bt 1 tin I no 4 sure is dat am d ugliest amongst my siblings and d reason I don't regret it is dat am d most talented/gifted wit an undying determination.so wit dat 1 tin I understand is dat U CAN NEVA AV IT ALL.
Romance / Re: I Naturally Last 7+ Hours In Bed [PICTURE] by Agboki: 10:46am On Jun 07, 2018
dis ur tales for gud by moonlight.

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