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Politics › Re: Al-mustapha Statement On Abacha"s Death In His Prison Notes by agitator: 7:26am On Aug 12, 2011
his he on trial for kudirat's death or to make the historical records straight huh huh huh huh huh huh
Career › Re: Does GPA Really Matter In The Labour Market? by agitator: 4:07pm On Aug 11, 2011
702:
Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.

The 'Second Class' pass, pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'.

The 'Third Class' pass, enter politics and become Ministers and control both.

Last, but not the least, The 'Failures' join the underworld and control all the above.


Food for thought people!
grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Ex Judge Advocates For Christian Courts In Nigeria: Like Sharia Courts by agitator: 2:06pm On Aug 11, 2011
it is written in the New Testament "Judge Not and you will not be judged" Christ like (Christian) now going against Christ's teachings.

The guy is jobless and is seeking attention.  undecided undecided undecided
Business › Re: GTBank Customers Can Now Make Deposit Through ATM by agitator: 10:06am On Aug 11, 2011
browze:
stale story, been using the deposit ATM @ GTbank Adeola-Odeku for past 3 months
What is stale story? The article said it has been on test for sometime at selected branches. Read and comprehend before posting.

I love GTB kiss kiss kiss kiss

Abayomin70:
nice one gta is d number bank but i cant just liv my UBA alone i just like their service always clean but hmmmm
who still banks with that archaic bank? Everybody i know that used to bank with them have closed their accounts. cool cool cool
Crime › Re: 6 Feared Dead In Police, Ex-massob Clash In Onitsha. Massob Members Help Police by agitator: 9:40am On Aug 11, 2011
They should be granted amnesty. grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Fashola Signs Law Against Abandonment Of Pregnant Women by agitator: 8:20am On Aug 11, 2011
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=731010.msg8893874#msg8893874 date=1312981487]LMAO@the Nigerian men OPPOSING the law. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]the desperate old hags are already dancing. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Doctor Beaten For Stalling Ex-lover’s Wedding by agitator: 2:25pm On Aug 10, 2011
pastor need graduate wife with a degree in business management to manage his biz na grin grin grin grin

pendo89:
The name of the church says it all.

Faith and Fire brimstones and blows Prayer Ministry,
Politics › Re: Imo State Cabinet Not Bloated - Rochas by agitator: 2:14pm On Aug 10, 2011
whatever rocks their boats
Romance › Re: Fashola Signs Law Against Abandonment Of Pregnant Women by agitator: 9:17am On Aug 10, 2011
So many people on this forum grew up during the military era and they think things are always done by order. Sorry, in a democracy, some laws don't hold water. See how guys who are not lawyers have taken this new LAW to the cleaners, not to talk of a paid lawyer in court. grin grin grin grin grin
Webmasters › Re: Nigeria's Official Website Is As Bad As Nigeria Itself by agitator: 9:00am On Aug 10, 2011
[quote author=ghana-son link=topic=714644.msg8889495#msg8889495 date=1312913223]Why are Nigerians so negative about themselves. Am a Ghanaian and I am proud of where I come from b'cos God in HIS infinite wisdom thought it wise to put me here. But I do not understand why Nigerians can be so negative and pessimistic about themselves yet want the best. I kinow Ghana will score Nigerians tonite but thats football, we are your seniors.
Am serious Nigerians must begin to believe in themselves and speak well of themselves. Am here on this site b'cos I have many Nigerian friends. In Ghana we say, "Believe in Ghana" and it is a national slogan. Naija, na God dey, noting spoil.[/quote]learn how to lie better next time. angry angry angry angry
Politics › Re: EFCC Foils Attempt To Scam Foreign Firm With Fake Power Plant by agitator: 7:46am On Aug 10, 2011
^^^ see how things are done in Nigeria.

Reference:
Sure you don't but who does the vetting and how possibly they are hand in glove, can be infiltrated or can be faked determines how far the perps can go. The figure reported if true is not one 'eaten' by one man alone. 3.5 billions pigs is not cash register stuff. The Siemens saga went to the very top, the Presidency. It could be the deal was pseudo-real and someone balked at the sharing money stage.

It was reported on another thread that a fellow died stuffed full of drugs. He passed through our ports and perhaps could have made it at the other end. Such is the vetting process for deals in Nigeria. Its a cat and mouse, high wire, high stakes game conducted many times not in official premises but in secret hotel meetings at the dead of night. They want a seal of approval they call the DG or MD to meet them in one top class hotel room and when he gets there and sees the calibre of folks he promptly signs and collects his envelope. These guys can do things you'd simply be amazed.

[size=14pt]Talk of any massive contract of late, privatizations, allocations, and the lot. Papers for those are not signed in offices and are not seriously vetted.[/size] There is always some vested interest. What I think may have happened is that the team probably took its eye of the ball and forgot to see the EFCC before the investor did.

However how the EFCC handled it was not right. They should have at least laid an ambush and even though they probably would have seen the unclothedness of the king so be it. Just keep the files for the rainy day. There is surely more than meets the eye. If we don't hear anything about it again then its more official than we think.
Culture › Re: Who Foots The Bill Of Traditional Wedding In Igbo Culture. by agitator: 7:42am On Aug 10, 2011
@OP, the igbos have already answered you grin grin grin

Tsun:
Ohh plzz lets hear a word!!!
If you dont have money to take care of a woman, you can go and hang yourself on a transformer,
Abi una no wan spend money before.
@poster you said your brother, has an igbo chic he wants to marry but because of the money involved he's about changing his mind, BREAKING NEWS!!! Tell your brother he is not in love with the chic, or else common sense should have told him to go and meet with the in-law to be and discuss how they can help him out in the trad.
Abeg make una no dey fall my hand again,
you should have money grin grin grin grin

ZE:
there is a general saying in Igbo Land !!

if bride prize prevent a man from marrying a woman of his choice in Igbo Land it means that the man is not yet ready for marriage.

Marriage in Igbo land is serious business. its not marrying today and separate tomorrow.

a real igbo woman marries one man i her life time(except death)

in cultures where most women marries up to 4 or 5 husbands in her life time, their men knows  it will be a waste
of time spending  money when taking a wife. knowing fully well that the woman can wake up tomorrow morning and pack her loads to another man's house.

my point is if a man want to buy pure water or groundnut, =N=5  is enough.

Marriage cost more than N5 in igbo land. if u no get liver !! gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooout
If he can't foot the high bill then he is not ready. Confirmation of your brother's fears grin grin grin

Obiagu1:
The first question your bro should ask himself is whether he could afford his kids school fees. If the answer is 'No', then he should go and work harder before he could think of marrying an Igbo girl.

Once he can afford his kids school fees, then he can equally afford a traditional marriage.
Final conclusion. grin grin grin grin

What more does he want to hear. The real igbos have spoken. Case closed. cool cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Fashola Signs Law Against Abandonment Of Pregnant Women by agitator: 3:09pm On Aug 09, 2011
I know guys who pay child support in Nigeria, in fact some are deducted at source (income for working class)
Romance › Re: Fashola Signs Law Against Abandonment Of Pregnant Women by agitator: 2:57pm On Aug 09, 2011
lol the unmarried babes in lagos don enjoy be dat  grin grin grin
now na just to seduce one fine bobo for unprotected sex and marriage done start be dat  cool cool cool
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looking Young And Pretty With Smile On Y Magazine by agitator: 1:55pm On Aug 09, 2011
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=730972.msg8885458#msg8885458 date=1312883822]I love the[b] [size=18pt]hair[/size][/b] and dress. . .Nice shot.

[img]http://3.bp..com/-psJG6wKe34k/TkDkTmbIMpI/AAAAAAAAGDQ/rMZDhbNrCeo/s400/Y-Issue-5-poster-1024x712.jpg[/img][/quote]she is beautiful but i don't think that is her hair more like a weavon
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Running Out Of Oil by agitator: 10:24am On Aug 09, 2011
blink182:
My friend, nigeria is a gas nation not an oil nation- I mean our gas deposits far out weigh our oil reserves. When we run out of oil, we will fall back on gas grin
and when the gas runs out we will fall back on 419 cool cool cool
Politics › Re: EFCC Foils Attempt To Scam Foreign Firm With Fake Power Plant by agitator: 7:37am On Aug 09, 2011
deadie:
WTF? $3.5bn USD? Chei, aru eme! One guyman is very mad at EFCC. But on a serious note, if that company was duped of the $3.5 bn, then they deserved it. Who would want to invest that kind of money over the internet without visiting the company? Some du.mb phuck I guess.
My brother that is how business is done in Nigeria. For instance "Agitator knows someone close to the President, State Governor, LG Chairman, etc. He/She gets the presidents, etc consent and a contract is awarded and the job is done or not done. Cash is paid. Everybody involved in the deal smiles to the bank. case closed.

When some of us condemn and complain that the Nigerian business environment is not favourable, countless others will tell you how foreign companies and some individuals are raking in millions of dollars, operating in the same system.

So any sharp(crooked) businessman knows doing business in Nigeria is a gamble. you win some you lose some. cool cool cool
Webmasters › Re: Nigeria's Official Website Is As Bad As Nigeria Itself by agitator: 7:19am On Aug 09, 2011
femi4:
WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!!

IF YOU ARE NOT SURE OF YOUR ANTIVIRUS, PLEASEEEEEEEEEE DON'T VISIT THAT WEBSITE
There is a Trojan horse angry angry angry angry angry

infection: html:Popupper-C[Trj]
Politics › Re: It’s Bad To Put Mubarak In Cage – Obasanjo (fear Dey Catch Dem Small Small) by agitator: 3:17pm On Aug 08, 2011
beaf is afraid for his godfather grin grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Who Foots The Bill Of Traditional Wedding In Igbo Culture. by agitator: 9:49am On Aug 08, 2011
Da Doctor:
^^THIS IS IGBO LAND NOT YORUBA WHERE THE BRIDES PARENTS CONTRIBUTE A GREAT OR GREATER PART. IN IGBO LAND THE GROOMS DOES IT ALL AND HANDS SAME OVER BEFORE HAND. IF U ARENT MAN ENOUGH , PLS SIT BACK^^

IT MAY NOT EVEN END AT THE ABOVE THE GROOM HAS TO CLOTH THE BRIDES FAMILY ETC IN MOST CASES
Thank u, my brother. All these igbo people sef go just dey paint rosy pictures. If you from another tribe not igbo the thing cost no be small. Carpenter dey marry igbo woman from the same community/village/town. No carpenter from outside fit marry igbo woman ooooooooooh make dem no deceive you.

another angle be say if the woman don born pickin before you meet her the thing cheap no be small because na big disgrace for igbo culture, they hardly marry single mom. Those kind bride dem dey very cheap, in fact dem fit dash you sef. grin grin grin

but single lady na you go foot all the bills including the entertainment because dem go collect am indirectly.

So like the quote above 'IF YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH, NO TRY AM' cool cool cool cool cool
Politics › Re: It’s Bad To Put Mubarak In Cage – Obasanjo (fear Dey Catch Dem Small Small) by agitator: 5:09pm On Aug 05, 2011
some posters are just voicing their fears because of the benefits they have been receiving from the criminals in power.

like an igbo proverb says "old women are always afraid when dry bones are mentioned in a story"

some laws for the untouchables and another set for the common criminals.

No wonder people who steal less then 1,000 naira will be executed immediately by the masses and those that steal billions are worshiped by same masses.
Politics › Re: Privatisation Has Failed, Says Jonathan by agitator: 12:54pm On Aug 05, 2011
Gbawe:
Irrelevant my brother. Point is that OBJ should not concede any refinery to Otedola while other World class refining outfit have signified an interest. This is a direct analogy of why privatization does not work in Nigeria whereas it is superb elsewhere.

[size=24pt]Cynical self-interest always leads the President of the day to embrace selfishness .[/size] Vodafone has taken over Ghana Telecom. I don't need to show you that Vodafone is a world class outfit . Despite the noise surrounding the deal itself Ghanaians are now better off for having Vodafone around because Vodafone broadband browsing is excellent and comparatively good value .

I can tell you , as someone working with the reality on the ground, indeed what matters to ordinary citizens most , that Vodafone browsing is far better than anything I have experienced in Nigeria. If we had been similarly placed, I will bet that Vodafone would not have emerged as the replacement fo NITEL . Instead it will be some "Rockford telecoms" ( probably a conduit registered yesterday for use by OBJ, GEJ, Anenih and 'awon boys').
good points by Gbawe as usual. Thank you.
Politics › Re: Breaking News Tambuwal, Belgore Blame Foreign Powers For Nigeria's WOES by agitator: 12:22pm On Aug 05, 2011
DivideUs:
tik tok grin grin grin the end of a useless nation
we are waiting. only the Yoruba people are afraid grin grin grin grin
how can we accelerate it.
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Rich Guys Are Too Scared To Get Married? by agitator: 4:47pm On Aug 04, 2011
MRbrownJAY:
@poster
why do you think these men are "scared"?! why didnt you say WISE enough not to fall for the marriage scam, SMART enough to wait for the right person or [b]CONFIDENT [/b]enough to be on their own!

here are a few points to consider:
[b]- with the amount of gold diggers in 9ja, getting married there would equal to going swimming in a river full of piranhas, expecting to come out alive. what insane person would try that?!

- in today's world (with today's laws), nobody needs to get married to get the PERKS of marriage. is that piece of paper gonna make a man treat that person differently?! if they love/care/respect each other while dating then they will certainly still do after marriage, so what exactly getting married ADDS to a man's life, really?!

- many married men are WORST than dating guys. they lay under the cover of a ring on their fingers to do their evil deeds. is marriage an insurance of faithfulness, respect, care, trust?!

- since polygamy is allowed in 9ja, are married guys really all that better than dating guys in Nigeria?!

- by the look of the many threads about signing a prenup, we can clearly understand why a wealthy man would rather date forever rather than marry someone who EXPECTS to get half his hard earned shiit, if they divorce.

- if anyone believe that only mature guys get married then they surely have a lot to learn. sadly, in 9ja marriage is synonymous with happiness so every kids are brought up to believe that to be happy and successful, a personNEEDS to be married, thus the reason why (as soon as they turn 18) every Dikc, Tom, Mary and Elisabeth will settle for any dumbasss/ashi just to get that Mr/Mrs title.

- the only difference between a married man and one that isn't, is a damn piece of paper.

- some women out there have absolutely NOTHING to offer to a man (wealthy or not) and therefore they will just be a "trophy wife". why should a ABLE BODIED man settle for just ONE trophy?!

- if a woman is unhappy while single (with only ONE goal in life: to get married) then she will surely be an unhappy wife. nothing worse than a partner KILLING YOUR DREAMS!!!

- you dont have to be married to have a supportive caring understanding trustworthy respectful gf (aka baby mama).
the lack of tie (aka marriage ring) will have you and her perform at your very BEST forever. . . . . . . . instead of having a partner believe that they dont have to work on your r/ship since they got the ring/prize/title.

- many will have you believe that marriage means RESPONSIBILITY,  N O N S E N S E!!!!!!!!!
a responsible man is someone who can take care of his life, so if you can take care of your OWN and your GF(s) and kids (while unmarried) then you ARE responsible!!!! dont get it twisted.
also, anyone who know what it takes to MAKE MONEY, will also understand that "responsibility" is needed to KEEP THAT MONEY!!

- sadly, many men in 9ja are driven by money, SIMPLY because they believe that it will attract women towards them. so when they make a little something, they spend it all to attract that wifey. that will get them right back to BROKE, and that's when the wifey aka goldigger start acting up, lol! who can blame them?! when the "honey" is gone, the "bee" have no reason to stay!
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these are just MBJ's views oh!!!
thank you for this useful post. cool cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Breaking News Tambuwal, Belgore Blame Foreign Powers For Nigeria's WOES by agitator: 3:59pm On Aug 04, 2011
roy4real:
Tambuwal is right! I have always reasoned along his lines. Until most of our leaders begin to develop revolutionary reasoning like him Nigeria will never get there. The west is the architect of our problems yet we still run to them for solutions, why won't they worsen our situation? You may not understand his position unless you take a critical look @ the history of this great nation that is endowed with numerous natural and human resources enough to rule planet earth. Wake up patriotic Nigerians, God has played his part it is left for us to do the rest.
why can't some people stop posting crap on nairaland? any way the naira is crap so it isn't strange to see crap post on nairaland.
Career › Re: Bank's MD's ''Prayer'' (Curse) On Non-Performing Staff by agitator: 10:16am On Jul 28, 2011
Christian banking in action or abi na secular banking? grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Islamic Banking: Christian Group Calls For Bakare's Suspension From Can by agitator: 8:07am On Jul 28, 2011
la reine:
all these political pastors shld hide themselves. Let islamic banking or even boko haram banking be established. Whoever is interested can patronise them. It is not by force. Y fuel up unnecessary religious sentiments? Men of God indeed.
That is the right name for them, POLITICAL PASTORS. Thank my brother

boombell:
Is compulsory that everybody in Nigeria should patronise the Islamic bank if established?
They mumulous christains cant answer this question. imagine what somebody is saying. see the quoted post below.

tinnymerit:
Sanusi is the cbn governor and not islamic bank governor,let him face his job. [b]if the scheme could be funded by muslims i would support it but they want nigeria govt to fund the bank @ expense of the other two religions;xtianity and traditional religion.[/b]nigeria is a secular state and should be treated as one.Even saudi as the cradle of islam has no muslim bank so why the uproar of such just in an attempt to islamise this nation.little wonder boko haram had been crying foul of western education but they can use western facilities and amenities such as WHO grants,IMF development fund elecricity,cars even gun and bomb they are using for destructn.
Just plain ignorance and foolish hypocrisy. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Installing A Motorised Satellite Dish System by agitator: 4:34pm On Jul 27, 2011
huh
Politics › Re: Islamic Banking: Christian Group Calls For Bakare's Suspension From Can by agitator: 7:49am On Jul 27, 2011
Remii:
Nigeria is not a secular state: Read following clauses from 1999 Constitution.


Preamble:We the people of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Having firmly and solemnly resolve, to live in unity and harmony as one indivisible and indissoluble sovereign nation under God, dedicated to the promotion of inter-African solidarity, world peace, international co-operation and understanding

And to provide for a Constitution for the purpose of promoting the good government and welfare of all persons in our country, on the principles of freedom, equality and justice, and for the purpose of consolidating the unity of our people

Do hereby make, enact and give to ourselves the following Constitution:-
-----------------------------------------------

Section 38  of Nigeria Constitution:
(1) Every person shall be entitled to freedom of thought, conscience and religion, including freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom (either alone or in community with others, and in public or in private) to manifest and propagate his religion or belief in worship, teaching, practice and observance.

(2) No person attending any place of education shall be required to receive religious instruction or to take part in or attend any religious ceremony or observance if such instruction ceremony or observance relates to a religion other than his own, or religion not approved by his parent or guardian.

(3) No religious community or denomination shall be prevented from providing religious instruction for pupils of that community or denomination in any place of education maintained wholly by that community or denomination.

(4) Nothing in this section shall entitle any person to form, take part in the activity or be a member of a secret society.
Thank you for this enlightening post  cool cool cool

you need to come to phc and see how all pupils and secondary school students are made to sings hymns and attend morning devotion.

chai! hypocrites full naija  wink wink wink wink

how many people dey bank with community banks (micro-finance banks)  undecided undecided undecided undecided

anybody wey need account always go to the big commercial banks.

Plus, most of the community banks just dey employ families and friends yet no discrimination.

Na wah for naija christains no wonder everytime problem dey this country between muslims and christains as if na the only country wey christians and muslims dey together.

THE HYPOCRISY TOO MUCH, GOD PLEASE DELIVER US.
Politics › Re: Islamic Banking: Christian Group Calls For Bakare's Suspension From Can by agitator: 3:56pm On Jul 26, 2011
Dikyson:
Dear Christians, please respect your religion and focus on spiritual thing that will benefit your soul, rather than fighting for earthly things (Islamic banking) that will break you bound with God.You can only win more spiritual goals if you abstain from the issue of Islamic banking which is not from God but more of political and Governmental issue.
thank you wink wink wink wink
Politics › Re: Islamic Banking: Christian Group Calls For Bakare's Suspension From Can by agitator: 3:36pm On Jul 26, 2011
The educated elites are using all these half baked graduates. it is said that half education is dangerous. wink wink wink wink

And is the major problem of naija. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Islamic Banking: Christian Group Calls For Bakare's Suspension From Can by agitator: 3:34pm On Jul 26, 2011
gogodaye:
Again nigerian educated elites have created a diversion. let us all key into it lest we be declared heretics. whether we name a bank islamic and or by whatever ever names, in so far as these institutions are going to be managed by elite nigerian thieves, l give them three years we go begin hear story dem. Abi no for nigeria we dey. rather than strengthen institutions and begin to stop acts of impunity and instill the fear of the law into the operators of our governance system. we dey let them use us. Any time both christians and moslems don ready to fight am to the finish make dem give us advance notice to stay off the road for them to start off wetin dem no go fit finish. useless godless people.
Thank you my brother for hitting the nail on the head.

YOU ARE BLESSED AND MAY YOUR DAYS BE LONG

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