₦airaland Forum

enemyofprogress:
Abeg go and burn for your husband jo

'Burn' ko

Roast ni.

Werey Oshogbi

stagger:
The last Shehu of Bornu was known not to eat any meat that had stayed in a fridge. He only ate meat from freshly slaughtered cows. So that figure looks plausible if EL-Zakzaky has such tastes.

And you believe DSS, police and the Nigerian government will accord him that respect or grant that wish?

Someone that is almost half dead and they are not even considerate about his health enough to grant him bail..

yeah, I hear you

The Presidency ?

Headquarters of Codeine users and Burukutu drinkers..

Next story please ..

DonFreshmoney:
Where is plateau getting money from to pay N57k??

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Abundance of mining and natural deposits.
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Delta, Bayelsa, Akwa lbom and Rivers should do the same..

OK Baba Bubu

We yaff hear..

Oya, go home, go rest..

enemyofprogress:
chill baby chill. California is not in Jamaica but in Dubai, stop making fool of yourself in public baby

Werey Ilorin

enemyofprogress:
when next I come to Nigeria, I'm gonna buy you Tom Tom baby, just make sure you remind me

Oh, you're still in California state in Jamaica, shebi?

Salaro

enemyofprogress:
I ain't got your time baby. I'm married to Genevieve men and I'm ok with her pussy and ringtones

Werey omo

Alafishe

enemyofprogress:
I ate piding english, speak queen's English please

Sule

If you like, 'drink' after you 'ate'

Oya, go and wash plates


Werey Asaba

enemyofprogress:
what's this one saying?

Werey Ibadan..

Lala don release you abi?

Go school, you no gree

Salaro

Only a man with integrity will resign the minute you doubt his honesty, sincerity and transparency..

But here in Naija, even if you catch the likes of Gandolla robbing the vaults of CBN in broad daylight,

They will still not resign but will keep clinging to power..

That's how low we have sunk in this part of the hemisphere..

Meanwhile, EFCC will ignore this since it isnt opposition members

However, an opposition member would have received his summon or invite six months even before leaving office

But as for this one, NOTHING go happen..

Na dem dem

NwaAmaikpe:



Building it is not the problem.
Maintaining it is.

Nigerians lack the capability to maintain things because of the curse from Chukwu Okike Abiama.

If you doubt me, ask yourself if you can personally name 4 people you knew from the 90s who are still using their old Peugeot 504.

Peugeot 504

I swear you no well......

silastemplar:
just shut up. Deceived by a politicians theatrics. All you guys do Is jump to the defence if politicians you know nothing about their true intentions. Aregbe is not summoned by efcc therefore efcc should close shop. He submitted himself to efcc therefore he is suddenly your role model. Adult

Why not take your frustration elsewhere,, kid?
I don't need to sing praises of politicians to survive because I'm gainfully employed and doing fine.

However, it would be extremely indecent to malign the personality of someone else based on media trial and conviction while others guiltier of the same felony are walking free, that's the point..

So grow up, get a job and stop spamming my mention..

No you're not..

Rather , your government is in the business of killing minority groups by Fulani militia, Nigerian army ...

You're in the business of giving IDP residents false hope of security for them to be killed or enslaved by Boko haram.

You're in the business of watching yours and your ogas cronies steal our national wealth dry .

You're in the business of blaming opposition even after more than three years..

Baba, we no do again

silastemplar:
i just watch people talk stupidly and i marvel. A man is beign tried for alleged diversion of public funds, honestly we all know there is an iorta of truth to the allegation. He got bail in court as expected(his offence is bailable) pendind commencement of trial and you dolts are here talking about bravery and crocodile lair. People that had their common wealth stolen. our type of leaders couldnt ask for better followers honestly

Did you notice how moronic you sounded?

Who's against his trial and conviction if he is found guilty?

The point here is, he submitted himself to an already-biased EFCC , something the idiots and lily-livered dolts and retards you're foaming in the mouth for are unable to do..

Talking about corruption trial of ex governors, when will soon-to-be-ex Aregbe get a summon from EFCC?

Mayharps he is a saint and never dipped his hands into the coffers of government?

Arindin , next time, read the content of a comment before you vomit the entire idiocy in your system..

Olopolo dudu

With all their gragra, Fayose is back

He went boldly to crocodile lair and came back unscathe.

Shame on BMC..

Now, let their own ex governors try what Fayose did...

mabaz:
He should wear another dress saying "EFCC i'm out of here" Clown

You never can say what Oga Fayose will do next..

He just might come up with another funny Tee shirt

Firefire:
My dear sister

Emi niyen oh..

Aku asiko yi oh

I don't know that it now takes a degree in Rocket Science and Astro-Physics for this administration to reel out their achievement and even sell their candidate..

All they have been doing is maligning the personality of Atiku..

As if that will stop us from Atikulating.

Anyway, they're making the dude more popular sha .

yeyeboi:
I dedicate this plot of land to the MOD that Ban Me for over 2weeks ...


I swear down your balls go disappear this night


They shall disappear and come to me baba is waiting for your balls


We go use am do blood money PAY ALL THIS WORKERS WEY THAT SMALL BOY DEY OWE WORKERS

Have mercy on the Mod, biko

Na small pikin dey worry am.....

Bangladesh??

One of the poorest countries in the world is streghtening bond with us?

And this is supposed to be good news

We are losing it under this old kangaroo

rekeson:
I only got to know many of these acclaimed actresses here on Nairaland.

FOR INSTANT CURE TO VARIOUS AILMENTS, VISIT THE LINK IN MY SIGNATURE.

She is not an ' acclaimed actress' but a veteran and accomplished Yoruba actress since I can remember and believe me, I am over 40.


The fact that you dont know or watch her movies does not mean she only exists on Nairaland or cyberspace

I could not believe a so called SAN could be that daft, incoherent, and confused..

Jesus! And this is the guy we are expected to have at the helm of affairs if God forbid PMB wins again

I swear Festus Keyamo is a Senior Advocate of Nonsense!

Late Gani Fawehinmi will be rolling in his grave with disgust seeing the filth his protege has become because of what Yoruba call atenuje

When are we going to leave this ' witch , wizard and village people ' mentality behind?

The world has progressed beyond this barbarity for goodness sake!

This is really costing Africa a lot..

No wonder we are not moving ...

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Dogs have started eating dogs....

Me likey!


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Baba....ls it your 'sordid corruption' ni?

Even if Atiku is wearing American Prison uniform, l am going to atikulate..

Shebi una defended NEPA certificate in 2015?

Oya come and sue me for being an atikuulator

Una think say na only una Buhari zombies get craze for head abi?

famzynet:
Why will this woman always come to disgrace us from the southEast.

On behalf of all SouthEasterners,we humbly donate this woman to the South Westerners where she genetically belong. Please accept back your daughter free of charge from us as she must have mistakingly be swapped at hospital from a Yoruba woman at birth. You know hospital mistakes sometimes happen.

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On behalf of good people of southwest

We reject Ms. Lauretta Onochie with her burukutu-induced misyarns and utterances..

We generously donate her to the law abiding and good people of Middle Belt...

dukie25:
Aje sugar

Na me be that oh..

I full ground...

Some zombies will not sleep since yesterday...

Atikola, Atiwale , Atidele everywia...

Even the entire world is Atikulating....

Atikolade dem baba!

Dogs have started eating dogs...

Me likeeey!