₦airaland Forum

Well, as for the best, I go for the following, not necessarily in that order:

1. Nyesom Wike ( PDP)
2. Akinwunmi Ambode ( APC)
3. Wiily Obiano ( APGA)
4. Dankwanbo ( PDP)
5. Ibikunle Amosu ( APC)
6. Ben Ayade ( PDP)
7. Udom Emmanuel ( PDP)

UBA mobile App..

52 naira deducted on every transaction..

Monthly deduction: SMS, email, card maintainance..

Same with Zenith Bank..

First Bank: That bank doesn't give interest but they can deduct for an entire continent..

Dem go vex me so tay l go carry my money go bury for backyard in my Epe hometown

Ole pipu

At least Osinbajo will be in charge and as usual, some good will happen during his absence..

Felele ball...

xreal:
No women there, don't they socialise?

Believe me, the women are in the rooms scantily dressed and waiting for all of them...

Two at least for each...That's how rich Arabs roll..

I don't blame him...

He has to justify his paycheck..

However, Late Gani Fawehinmi will be rolling in his grave with disgust seeing what atenuje has turned his protegee into...

I came to laugh!








Are those enough??

You want to ride bike to work?

On our jaga jaga road?

OK now!

Firefire:
Jonathan the hero of modern democracy in Nigeria and across Africa.


I hope the current terrorist in power will leave honorably in 2019.

Honestly, GEJ is a good man..

If not, he allows the likes of Kwakwanso into his house after his treachery of 2014??

Politicians are indeed unpredictable..

Chai.. We don buy market today..

Make I commot for war front..

Proudly Afonja Amaka..

I sure have missed NL

Pope22:
I want to trek

You wan trek so as to become president abi?

Sense wee not kee you..

In the adage of Yoruba:

Omode bu iroko, o boju wehin

Omode o mo pe oluwere o kii ja lesekese..

Meaning: When a child insults iroko tree, he will expect iroko to teach him a lesson instantly but Oluwere (iroko) does not..

.Hence the naive child will think he's gotten away with his transgression..

Whereas, iroko is waiting for the child to forget his folly before striking back..and it will strike back. HARD.

Only the mature and wise will understand.

Cc...firefire, anonimi et all

This man wants buhari's fondness and approval at all cost...

He doesn't know that Buhari likes no one except core northem Moslems ...

Sadly, not even southwest moslem matter to him, much less a south east christian..

So pathetic..

He came to Bariga LG on Bawala street?

No wonder helicopter was hovering over Pedro and palm grove repeatedly yesterday...

The only people closing their ears and eyes to the obvious truth are Buhari's zombies..

He is even holding the broom like an umbrella because of his long use of umbrella rather than broom....

That's my observation...

ClassRep001:
Just imagine this kind of ugly looking girl killing herself after enjoying the dick

Well you'll be rotting in hell right now

You could have refrained from commenting, you know?

modelmike7:
......perhaps he is an Alhaji.

Apparently noted

modelmike7:
This news should have better been placed in the Islam section, where negative comments won't go....
Cos all these thirsty guys here will start saying rubbish about Islam since they know their signature won't change this time around!

Allahmdululai

So , Mike is a Mukaila?

Now l understand ...

modelmike7:
Good way to go.
Say No to Corruption.
We must get it right in this nation.

Apparently Mike....
No corruption in:
Osun
Lagos
Kogi
Zamfara
Ogun
Kano
Adamawa
Edo
Nassarawa

Only in
Ekiti
Benue
And recently
Akwa lbom..

Excellent freezing!

juanjo2:
see 12yrs old girl breast
God u 4 lock male en one world females en another world, then we will have couples world, if Mr smith reaches d age of marriage, he will enter females world to choose him wife and take her straight to the couples world.
This temptation is much oo....

Lusting after a 12 year old child isnt a temptation as you put it..

It is a mental sickness!

If a man is a man , he should go for a consenting and mature woman like himself..

Not a CHILD!

kennygee:
Bite whose clitoris?

After escaping genital mutilation?

Awon weyrey lo kun igboro fa.

I am not in the least suprised...

These aides are paid to look and sound stupid on behalf of The Presidency..

QED..

sureheaven:
Truth and nothing but the truth.

Saraki masterminded the plan so that there will be mayhem in the National Assembly then shut it down indefinitely to avoid and prevent his impeachment.

If not, When last did law makers resume work by 7am.

If Saraki could pull a feat as tremendous as this despite being an opposition member in a few days, then, we should applaud his political maneuvering and acumen!

I gladly doff my hat for him for beating dullards at their game!

The power of social media...

You should have seen the minute by minute tweets on Twitter by lovers and keepers of democracy during the siege on NASS today..

No palace coup against our hard earned democracy..

Nigeria FIRST!

When I get bored these days, I come to Nairaland simply to read comments and as usual, I'm not dissapointed..

I yaff laughed tire reading disparaging comments and ethnic war posts like these generate..

Chai.....' Igbo Amala'?

' Afonja Amaka'?

I swear una no well....

In Yoruba:

Ara ile ahun o gbadun ahun

Ahun naa o gbadun ara e..

Meaning: If the members of a miser's family and relatives are complaining of his stinginess, neither will the miser himself..

Only for the sage and intelligent..

Brave lady.

Mess with this one and she will carry you bodily to the police station or court as evidence and live exhibit!

Keep repeating that to convince yourself ..

Not me......

As for me and my family, it is:

#Back2daura2019#

Good one , Ogbeni Aregbese..

Another campaign promise fulfilled...

For this single act of "humility" and 'selflessness',, he deserves a third term

Sai Aregbe!

I can't sight any moon here despite the fact that l have been anticipating its sighting...

Palm Grove , Lagos....

Ifeanyi4491:
Summary of yesterday's Episode of Nigeria Drama.

Kwankwaso and 16 Apc senators decamp to PDP.

Police lay siege on Saraki's residence.

Super Eagle Chief Coach, Salisu Yusuf Caught On Camera Taking Bribe.

Oshiomole threatens to sack Ngige.

Lastly, Saraki adjourned NASS to September.

Checkmate...