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Romance › Re: Romancelanders Please Welcome A Palace Princess Amylove5 ,she is new(photos) by Albertone(m): 4:41pm On Apr 13, 2020
Does she have big ukwu? That is only what can make lefulefu welcome her

I also only welcome her after seeing her no make up pics....
Romance › Re: What Is Your Most Awkward sexual Turn On by Albertone(m): 4:37pm On Apr 13, 2020
Preshieben:
show me
Hehehe preshio.

Badt gyal
Romance › Re: What Is Your Most Awkward sexual Turn On by Albertone(m): 4:36pm On Apr 13, 2020
doctore212:
Dirty Pants.
oh no!
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Guys That Play Instrument Very Attractive? by Albertone(m): 3:53pm On Apr 13, 2020
NevetsIbot:
I play the guitar and drums and I can categorically tell you....... You'll need to have serious self control around ladies cos they'll throw themselves at you.

Several have used this sentence to try to get real close. "Nevets, I'd love to learn how to play the guitar. Come and teach me"


Come fine join.... Your own Don do
I want to learn
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Guys That Play Instrument Very Attractive? by Albertone(m): 3:42pm On Apr 13, 2020
iLegendd:
I play almost all instruments and I own almost all. Yes, women love it, especially white and Asian women, but for me, I prefer writing books on music and music theory to make money with the skill.

If she wants me to play for her, let her pay for my concert. I spent years learning them and I spent money buying those equipment, so I deserve to be paid before I play. Lol. It's just $300,000 per show.
Can one teach one's self the guitar? Probably via YouTube
Romance › Re: What Is Your Most Awkward sexual Turn On by Albertone(m): 3:25pm On Apr 13, 2020
If you mean sexual turn on then, I get erect every time i smoke
Romance › Re: What Is That Music/ Musician Whose Song Puts You In A Mood? by Albertone(m): 2:54pm On Apr 13, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
I actually listen to her when I feel down.

As depressing as most of her songs are. They remind me that those feelings are normal and one has to go through them
Really?
Depressing feelings are not normal.
As for me, if i listen to enya when depressed,it makes me depressed the more.
Romance › Re: What Is That Music/ Musician Whose Song Puts You In A Mood? by Albertone(m): 12:20pm On Apr 13, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
how can I forget enya. I'm a fan

I love her tracks, especially Only time, adiemus, carribean blue and Pax deorum.
Yeah most fan of Sia are also Enya's fan

But don't listen to Enya when you're feeling down, it'll only make situations worse lol
Romance › Re: What Is That Music/ Musician Whose Song Puts You In A Mood? by Albertone(m): 12:16pm On Apr 13, 2020
Enya gives me the solitude feeling I need.Introverts can relate.
Migos gives me gangster vibes.
Then if I feel like dancing and laughing,the Naira Marley goes there.

My music tastes are weird too
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 11:17am On Apr 12, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
No it's not
Too much of everything is bad.

Happy sunday
Bye
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 11:08am On Apr 12, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
My guy! Enough of your gimmicks. My guy I am the definition of disturbance. I don't give two fvcks about whom you tag me with gay! grin
Alright it's okay now.
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 9:48am On Apr 12, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
I guess your Bi. You no get babe ni? Go fvck yours, gay!
kai!Sorry i took you serious.Youre funny


Team gay, come join the rainbow family
Boxer007 I've got a big catch for you.AfvckingAlpha can wear pink lingerie and use pink purse












Shebi you sabi disturb personhuh
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 9:36am On Apr 12, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
Anuofia!

Onye iberibe!

Fvcking gay, and I don't use to be homophobic grin

Guy!!Wetin sup na
Bring you babe pusssy if i no go fvck am
Christianity Etc › Re: Is 3 O'Clock The Most Effective Hour To Pray?? by Albertone(m): 9:30am On Apr 12, 2020
Ladylite:
It is a spiritual hour for witches, wizards, pastors and other mediums.
Nah they'll be leaving the meeting already by 3am
They start 1am and leave 3am.So it's best you start prayers by 12:30am,start before them.



Chai! See what fighting spiritual war has taught me
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 9:23am On Apr 12, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
Shut the fvck up, you don't know shiit about me.

I don't know why you would do that, Probably you tell yourself you are straight, when you are a fvcking Bobrisky wannabe grin

Alaye joor joor joor!
Mechionu!
Itibolibohuh
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 8:48am On Apr 12, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
I will tell him to go and suck a dick. You're gay my guy stop being in denial.
Maybe you no get real OGs.

And why will i deny being gay on a faceless forum if I'm one? Alaye mii you no get point
Food › Re: Big Fishes Caught In Ahoada, Rivers State (Photos) by Albertone(m): 10:47pm On Apr 11, 2020
uuzba:
Is this place a restaurant that is serving your fish?
Whether you like fish or not, is nobody's business here.
Since it's nobody's business,including you,then why quote me?

You've made it your business by replying me.
Good night boss
Food › Re: Big Fishes Caught In Ahoada, Rivers State (Photos) by Albertone(m): 10:14pm On Apr 11, 2020
ziddy:
i take it you also do not eat pussy? grin
eewwww!
I detest unappealing smell.
If only pussy can smell like jollof rice
Food › Re: Big Fishes Caught In Ahoada, Rivers State (Photos) by Albertone(m): 9:41pm On Apr 11, 2020
HundHunter:
Mammy water pikin spotted. cheesy
Lol i fit be pappy water



By the way, you understand German?
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 9:31pm On Apr 11, 2020
lefulefu:
there very young girls his age here like riele,amatarasha and milliniumbabe cheesy
Riele, i agree but Amatarasha will be in her early twenties.And if you mean millenniumlady, she will soon be in her mid-twenties.lol


But i quite agree there are young girls of his age here. Maybe he should try husband.snatcha lmao
Food › Re: Big Fishes Caught In Ahoada, Rivers State (Photos) by Albertone(m): 9:25pm On Apr 11, 2020
okoroemeka:
if I use that big fish and old layers to cook white soup with fresh pepper,utazi,uziza and pounded yam for you,you will change your view point about fish and see it from a fresh perspective.
lol
Trust me, I'll put the fish aside and eat the food.It happens a lot of times i visit people's houses who don't know that i dont eat fish.I simply return their fish to them
Food › Re: Big Fishes Caught In Ahoada, Rivers State (Photos) by Albertone(m): 7:17pm On Apr 11, 2020
Am I the only one who hates fishes? I eat them, I puke!!
The smell is enough repellant for me.Catfishes are the worst when it comes to odour.I don't like seeing fishes,I don't like eating it(i once ate it to discover i don't like it).Never touched a raw fish before,either dead or alive



In all, God created them and they are a blessing to mankind.These riverine areas are really blessed o. I wish i can like and start eating fishes
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 7:16pm On Apr 11, 2020
Tominix:
I do use guys for bt male nd female so ishilove is, jwessgratitudd is riele is, sweetcunt27 is thies is, ilegendd is froshloaded is. . . . . .
Why calling them? Majority of them will make jest of you

Just saying
















huh huh
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 7:14pm On Apr 11, 2020
lefulefu:
its babes that is supposed to rate it not guys or are u gay>?
Babes old enough to be his aunt?
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 7:11pm On Apr 11, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
A gay spotted.
If a guy sends you his picture and asks how he is looking,what will you tell him?

I assume you're kidding tho
Romance › Re: Do God Really Use Pastors To Show Persons Their Life Partners? by Albertone(m): 5:10pm On Apr 11, 2020
Jaubdu:
. You are looking for trouble right?
Just messing around lol
Romance › Re: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Albertone(m): 4:00pm On Apr 11, 2020
kestolove95:
sannu Mr master, we wey do masters for outside make we talk wetin? Mtseew gt ur class u can't handle me
Why do you like feeling fly as if you are of high importance?
You didn't know who the guy his.Maybe he is God sent to elevate you.Na so una dey push una helper away.
Romance › Re: Do God Really Use Pastors To Show Persons Their Life Partners? by Albertone(m): 3:51pm On Apr 11, 2020
BadRadio:
Pastor: Repeat after me.


Woman: Okay man of god.


Pastor: My husband will locate me today.


Woman: My husband will locate me today
@ the pic
Is that not funmisticqueen2
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 3:26pm On Apr 11, 2020
Iceyjays:
What part did you not comprehend? you lowlife!

Don't mention me again in your miserable life, you are not even fit to stand close to me in real life with that stupid kid, don't mention me coon.
In a bid to understand your psychiatric nature, i checked your posts and i was convinced you're a psychiatric patient who smuggled a phone into the ward.
From insulting ladies with onion sized boo.bs and ironing board a.ss to insulting harmless fellas for no reason.Not only are you mentally incapacitated,you are also a pervert who can't approach a lady in real life but can check their profile pictures to self-service your 3 inches away with your sense.

I have tried to show you I'm not in for banters but it seems you refused to complete your daily dosage so you can't decipher I'm in for peace

This is my last reply to you unless you get well which is almost impossible.Till then, keep wallowing in the ocean of st.upidity claiming adult.













Eranko lasan lasan, Anuofiahuh
Romance › Re: by Albertone(m): 2:58pm On Apr 11, 2020
Iceyjays:
This will be my last reply to a foolish teenager like you, don't ever mention me and to that kid, we shall see...
I respected you and replied without the use of vulgar words
Now, you have resorted to insults because I told You the truth.


I have this strong feeling you're the teen here.Also,being a teenager is what many has passed through and many will still pass through so why the fuss.


One love bruh
Tschüss

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