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Romance › Re: This Is How To Waste Money On A Meal You Can't Finish [Picture] by Albertone(m): 12:41am On Apr 06, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Perhaps you've not tasted the sweet ones. Big red shiny agbalumo You'll fall in love
Cherry ma'am, cherry. Ibile lady lol
Romance › Re: Why Having Male Bestie Is Dangerous by Albertone(m): 12:31am On Apr 06, 2020
Bluntintrovert1:
What exactly is male bestiehuh I don't even keep female friends not to talk of having a male bestie. If I'm in a relationship, my partner is my bestie and everything.
I wanted to ask are you a loner? But i saw your moniker


Hehehe we plenty
Romance › Re: Where Is Introvert??? The Popular FTC Monicker by Albertone(m): 3:00pm On Apr 05, 2020
I miss whywhyogun.
I miss onila,i think now ilamina
I miss one funny guy that claims to live in banana island and is so in love with rita dominic
Also there was one somalian guy on here, dude looks like a terrorist lol..... Those are who i remember
Romance › Re: . by Albertone(m):
Oh mehn see as akant number full here
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chadian Soldiers Led By President Idris Debby Burst Boko Haram Warehouse by Albertone(m): 1:11pm On Apr 05, 2020
edo3:
The person below have said it all.. Majority of our military personnel are not dedicated to safeguarding d country as d ethic of job demands,,they are concern about receiving alert at the end of the month.. You hear dem asking each other "u don see alert??,, me i never see alert oo"".. Them plenty for d service

The annoying ones are the navy and airforce,, they think military is about pluming,, as in wearing neat clothes to attract the civil populace.. If them hear sound of gun,, na run dem dey run.

I always laugh when they say we are d best in Africa when it comes to military,, we are not even close.. What our offrs knows is peppersouping n carrying women.. Tell them they av bn posted to maiduguri,, u will see dem lobbying to be sent on some irrelevant courses for jaji..
I quite agree with you because majority of Nigerians join the force as a result of unemployment.That's why they are always looking forward to Papa Alpha Yankee(pay).
But alot of them are really dedicated to their duties, it's just that they aren't treated well in terms of welfare.Money meant for procurement of weapons,welfare and others are being squandered.The military are lacking a lot in things i can't mention here as they are classified.Our troops are battle ready but they are lacking a lot.
Deployment is now like a death sentence that's why soldiers are lobbying their way out, going AWOL.The problem is the nation, not the soldiers.Operation lafiya dole is not childs play.The nation is not ready.
Also,being neat is part of training.You can't come out of training without learning neatness.Its in all soldiers.During inspection,the pinky finger is inserted in the nozzle of the rifle,if it's found dusty, then YOU DON BUY JOB!!!




I salute the chadian soldiers for their effort.But they are shaking Shekau's table lol
Romance › Re: Please Let's Suggest Movies For Each Other As The Lockdown Continues by Albertone(m): 11:11am On Apr 05, 2020
Allaboutkatiee:
I've being really busy....
Busy with school i presume??



Don't go away again o lol
Romance › Re: My Dangerous Encounter With A Girl by Albertone(m): 11:08am On Apr 05, 2020
DeusMagnus:
how old are you
What has age got to do with this?

You can say whatever you want to say without having to ask my age.Its rude









huh huh
Romance › Re: My Dirty Gf by Albertone(m): 11:58am On Apr 04, 2020
adaksbullet:
while are u asked me huh huh huh
Shebi she is Your friend
Business › Re: Lockdown: I Visited Ogba Market In Lagos (Photos, Video) by Albertone(m): 10:47am On Apr 04, 2020
ecolime:
What makes you think I am not a force man myself?
Yeah unless you're a military man or a well known politician.
Except that, awuah go clear your doubt!!



Are you OP?


















huh huh
Politics › Re: Bode George Donates N160 Million Over COVID-19 by Albertone(m): 10:41am On Apr 04, 2020
Millenniumlady:
So that's all he could give undecided
You surely know people will quote you which I'm doing now lol


How much have you donated?





















huh huh
Business › Re: Lockdown: I Visited Ogba Market In Lagos (Photos, Video) by Albertone(m): 10:39am On Apr 04, 2020
ecolime:
Pictures of Marina yesterday
If soldiers beat you now, we will say they are wicked.
The drive around can be done after this corona ish.Well,your choice




huh huh
Romance › Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by Albertone(m): 10:33am On Apr 04, 2020
husbandsnatcha:
... Nothing different, just that I have a dark lips outta smoking hemps ....I will show u so u know am d baddest mama
Okay mama vee. Post here let me see lol
Celebrities › Re: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by Albertone(m): 10:32am On Apr 04, 2020
Evercurious:
Lolzzz. Small pikin talk as usual.. CELEB INDEED

LOLZZZ.. OGA YOUR DON JAZZY HAS GOT NO CASE HERE. OKAY?
I regretted quoting you in the first instance.

Tchüss
Romance › Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Albertone(m): 11:41pm On Apr 03, 2020
Slimranky:
Check out our chat bro
With this, i think xenophobic attack is out of the equation.If it will be a problem,she would have talked about it.

Once you save enough and this virus has ended, i think it's safe to go.
Goodluck bro
Celebrities › Re: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by Albertone(m): 11:35pm On Apr 03, 2020
Evercurious:
Really? Small pikin really dey worry you.. Make your almighty don jazzy wait for bank to release the guy's details including address to him. Him go wait old die.lolzz
He only needs the guy's account number and name to start the process.With court order, the bank will be mandated to do the needful.It will be easier for don because he is a celeb so he can't be suspected of having ulterior motives and the bank won't want their reputation to be damaged as he can come online to post about the bank's inefficiency


And who are you referring to as small pikinhuh
Romance › Re: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by Albertone(m): 11:29pm On Apr 03, 2020
soberdrunk:
You my friend have developed a condition called 'Roycosis'. Roycosis is when you have been having too much sex with condom and have developed high resistance to latex sensation, you need a partner you can have sweet passionate love making with and not 'olosho straff' angry
Is 20minutes of s*x already taking too long?
I'm asking because I'm not experienced in that.
Romance › Re: My Borfriend Dulceives Me by Albertone(m): 11:22pm On Apr 03, 2020
Who is Forcing you to type in English now? Type in your native language some will understand

Now i tried reading what you typed and its as if my eyes wants to fall off
Romance › Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Albertone(m): 11:18pm On Apr 03, 2020
Slimranky:
Ok like asking her about the xenophobia attacks?
Yeah.Like how safe are you if you come over. She knows best because its her land.
Celebrities › Re: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by Albertone(m): 11:16pm On Apr 03, 2020
Evercurious:
Naaa so e easy? You ll end up restricting an empty account naaa.. Abeggii
All his accounts can be restricted.A court order will suffice and probably a police report.It will be easy for him because he is don jazzy
Celebrities › Re: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by Albertone(m): 11:12pm On Apr 03, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Same as you but I can't complain... I simply take my complaint to my God smiley
That's good.All will be well.
Just stay safe by staying indoors if your state is on a total lockdown.
Have a wonderful night rest *winks*
Romance › Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Albertone(m): 11:08pm On Apr 03, 2020
Slimranky:
Yes,the main thing is to lay low and stop creating awareness on another man's land

Anybody from any country even an African country can be a racist to a fellow black man, not just SA
True but no matter how you lay low, you will be noticed as they can identify their own people
Seeing you with their lady might spark outrage as well.

Just be patient and see how things will turn out.You can even ask her about your fears
Romance › Re: My Dirty Gf by Albertone(m): 11:05pm On Apr 03, 2020
adaksbullet:
Hello mine fans, his be long am come online too gived u jist grin

Am hooped u are all do well on these corola virus year? huh




Well well well, am here too sick advise from u peoples, has u are all no we are all on qwarantine on ng, so am say too mine new babe too com over too mine aos so we we qwarantine together so we can, u no na wink grin

Since on tues that we are on qwarantine, any time am remove mine new babe pata, am alway seen shit on his pata huh huh huh angry angry angry

While we a clean babe be have shit on his pata any time am remove pata from yansh shocked angry sad huh And she we say his becos she his free whit me ni, that his y am seen shit on his pata huh huh huh huh


Am alway vex but before am counted 1 2, mine john tomas his inside her cave embarassed embarassed embarassed
Where is tohyorsih2




huh huh
Romance › Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Albertone(m): 10:54pm On Apr 03, 2020
Has the xenophobia ended? No one seems to mention that
Romance › Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by Albertone(m): 10:47pm On Apr 03, 2020
faithfull18:
I am serious, no jokes. Her natural face doesn't look bad, she just needs to get clearer skin.
I had to go back to check her picture and all i could do was to laugh.

See even with a clearer skin,She wont still be attractive.See her lips lol
Well, she is good looking in her own way because she is God's creation.
Celebrities › Re: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by Albertone(m): 10:42pm On Apr 03, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Naaaaaa. I know what it means to b broke. I've seen dirt broke...
Oh kay.People like me who render services is being dealt with by this pandemic.Can't go out to earn. We'll see where it will end at.

Hope it isn't affecting you too much?
Romance › Re: Please Let's Suggest Movies For Each Other As The Lockdown Continues by Albertone(m): 10:36pm On Apr 03, 2020
Allaboutkatiee:
Have watched everything here..next please.
Really?? I wish i can have the time



It's being a while I came across this moniker, where have you been?
Romance › Re: How To Make A Man Admire You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You by Albertone(m): 10:30pm On Apr 03, 2020
This is like telling naira marley to quit weed

What is up there is true but majority of our ladies will see it as a task








huh huh
Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin: Tacha Started Abusing Me Because I Didn't Give Her BBNaija Contact by Albertone(m): 10:26pm On Apr 03, 2020
candidbabe:
To hell with all of you
Haaaa!

Hope it's not covid thats annoying you making it seem like its tacha lol
Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin: Tacha Started Abusing Me Because I Didn't Give Her BBNaija Contact by Albertone(m): 10:25pm On Apr 03, 2020
DominusPrime:
You, Tacha, Mercy and all of you that are of no important value to me should pls shut the fuc.k up.
No vex naw ahn ahn





huh huh
Celebrities › Re: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by Albertone(m): 10:22pm On Apr 03, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Dash ur boys money naw
So that you can call them broke abi lol

You can dash them too,let them see you have a good heart *winks*
Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin: Tacha Started Abusing Me Because I Didn't Give Her BBNaija Contact by Albertone(m): 10:18pm On Apr 03, 2020
The mod that brought this to fp needs to be delivered by 1am at the river bank.With a black soap and lots of sacrifice
Like wtf, amidst covid 19,we should be discussing tacha?






huh huh
Romance › Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by Albertone(m): 10:14pm On Apr 03, 2020
faithfull18:
Naturally beautiful, you mean? Yes.
I now get your sarcasm.








huh huh

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