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Iceyjays:
I don't need to explain anything to you because it also shows you are a teenager, just tell that stupid kid that i have his picture saved, if i want to get him i won't stop without hesitation, since he's stupid and he dosen't respect his elders. because we are in a faceless forum dosen't mean i can't get him and i will make sure i cripple him, he's definitely going to die young if he dosen't stop mentioning me, stupid kid that was still sucking his mom breast when i was through with school thinks he can insult his fathers mate i go suprise am.

Maturity demands you ignore him.
All these you're saying shows you've stooped low to his level, you're now his mate. And you can do him nothing.Do you know who he is? What if he is a barrack boy?

I also don't know you have my birth certificate with you to conclude I'm a teenager

I would love to meet iLegend
I'm a secret follower of his. I would love him to share more knowledge with me and mentor me lol
Most importantly,he should drop something for his boy lol

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enemyofprogress:
see as your moaning come wake me up. The thing too loud now. Abeg tell brother to slow down o

perv

kestolove95:
I stay in Niger state, London street, but sowie I can hangout with u, Yoruba people are dirty

Oh mehn that hurts

I hope this your online personality ends online.At times you get really saucy and rude. We accuse whites of racism towards blacks yet we are into tribalism as well

You are entitled to your opinions tho. But just try and be more friendly and open.You should make friends not enemies.Even if you can't meet him because Yoruba are dirty, there was no need to make mention of that!

I do hope you take my criticism on a good note madam kesto

Vibesking:
Hello people,
am currently 19, working and schooling.
I have a big problem and that has to do with self esteem.. Am very shy when around people.
I can't even make eye contact with my brother. whenever my eye crosses his, I quickly move my face to another direction.
Same goes to outsiders, I can't look at my boss or my colleagues without me having some awkward feelings to look somewhere else. When am in a gathering and I'm to speak, I stutter regularly and I try not to make eye contact.
Am ok physically, tall and definitely not ugly, but I do have some brown spots on my incisors, they've been there since I was a child due to the red liquid drugs my mom used to give me back then as a child. I've tried getting rid of it but no much success.
To be honest, am usually very cautious about how I speak to people cus of this spots on my teeth, and I hardly laugh not to get it exposed, Just a lil smile.
Though my mom and brother have told me not to give it much thought.
That aside, my main issue is my self confidence, am not bold as I ought to be as a man. Am just always indecisive and somewhat uneasy....
Pls help.

Hi
Reading your post, honestly we both have the same thing in common.Shyness,low self esteem,same age bracket,teeth stain, inability to maintain eye contact and good looking also.
I know it's been long since you posted this so how did you go about it? Help me as I'm in this situation too

Iceyjays:
That will be his orbituary picture because he's already dead to me.

Guy wetin you yarn so no fresh at all.
Wishing your fellow human dead is going overboard.Those telling him to face his studies are better off

How about family members or relatives?
Sometimes youve got to swallow your pride and seek help from people who can see your situation.
Many people may see this as a scam or something.You are not the first to do this neither are you gonna be the last.Nobody can keep sending money to every Tom, Dick and Harry online



I wish to help but me self dey manage.May you find favour in Jesus name

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integrator:
If you have A1 proficiency, it will be of help to you. How far you go with the language within two years depends on you. There are people who have spent donkey years in Germany with no appreciable knowledge of the language. I think first is that you must have interest in Germany and its people. This will make you like the language and put in the required effort to learn it. Who learns what they do not like? Most of the people always complaining of life in Germany understand little or nothing about the language because they do not like the language hence little or no effort to learn it. You can learn a lot in 2 years even up to B2/C1. But your school also has to be given priority so B1 is not bad if you can get to that level.

Thanks for the replies

integrator:
Greetings to my Nairaland family. I want to use this opportunity to update the house on my experience living here in Germany.
The following is my opinion about life here in Germany and also trying to learn the language on my own without attending a German language school after two years:
1. Most Germans are private people. They usually take time to make friends even among themselves (by this I mean native German to native German
friends). They are very much committed and straight forward with their friends and the relationships they enter into. Sometimes their friendships
date back to their elementary school days . I personally know of someone from India that study a course in a sister university in my city (The
programme is conducted in German). He told me he is feeling very lonely because he can not seem to be able to make friends in his class because
his classmates are mostly Germans. On the order hand, English taught programmes in Germany have mostly foreigners with few or no native
Germans in attendance as they mostly will prefer German taught programmes. It is easier to make friends in English taught programmes than in
German taught ones. But you could have a few acquaintances (Most times the relationship ends immediately you leave the school premises and
continues after you meet yourselves again in school). This young man from India also said he had to open up to one of his classmates who is a
native German about his loneliness Germany considering that in his home country they live mostly a communal life and it is a cultural shock for
him. The German guy had to sit him down to explain to him that it had little to do with him being a foreigner and more about the private life of
most Germans.
2. Most Germans I have met and asked for help have been very helpful. I mean very very helpful. I met a young lady who I wanted to show me the
tram stop after work. She walked with me to the tram stop waited for me in the early hours of the day (about 4:30 am) at the tram stop for about 10
minutes until the tram came and I boarded it then she went away. The second experience was in Hamburg I needed direction to the airport and I
asked another German lady who was walking on the street. She turned around and walked with me until the airport was visible from where we
where standing then she left. I have many other examples. Also there are crazy people in Germany just as we have here in Nigeria. In my opinion
the good far outweighs the bad even in East Germany where I live. Do not allow any body to poison your mind with stereotypes. Just try to
experience things first hand. As long as you are straightforward yourself and adhere to rules, you will have little or no problems living in Germany.
3. Germans are among the most hard working people in the world if not the most hard working. These guys do not get tired. You will think you work
hard until you encounter a German at work. Little wonder all the national teams of Germany do well in most world competitions because work is
their motto. What most German ladies in their forties and fifties do in factory even some young men from other countries will find it very difficult
to beat that output. I think that quality is worthy of emulation.
4. Some Germans will not want to share a seat with you in bus or train at least in my city: do not be surprised if you seat alone on a seat for 2 or more
people often . I have stated it before that Germans are mostly private people and take time to warm up to people. I also do not think that
everyone who does this is a racist. In every land there is the good, the bad and the ugly.
5. Learning the language: A lot of foreigners enroll in language programmes to help learn the language quickly. I will recommend this if you have the
means. But for some of us on a tight budget, there are a lot of avenues to learn the language for free. You can learn from people on the street,
from YouTube German language channels, television channels like cartoons and documentaries. All you need to do is learn something new
everyday.

You can see how well I am doing trying to learn the language in the second part of the attached YouTube video .

Conclusion is that Germany is a wonderful country with amazing people and opportunity. I will recommend it for anyone who wishes to come and study.

Auf wiedersehen!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95XdXLWO5w

Hallo
If one decides to learn A1 in naija before leaving.And when one gets to Germany,he enrolls in a language school.What proficiency level can one reach in two years??

I have dumped Deutsch for now.Because what i learnt isn't useful here in naija.Nobody to speak with.I learn verbs,nouns,adjectives etc, it's all in my head and i can't speak with anyone so i forget what i learn.
Also,i'm self taught via youtube but my learning pace is slow.Sometimes i dump it and Later pick it up.No teacher to give me assignments and deadlines, no teacher to put me through.Sometimes i feel I'm not learning it in proper order.

Since 2018,I haven't gotten A1.Any advice for me cos i really want to learn.
Danke schön

Ishilove:
Ko'sarugbo n'Ghana

Hian! Yoruba woman lol

Tominix:
Evening vibes___ smash or pass

You're good looking.
But you know this place is filled with adults(agbayas lol).They will come for your head

Froshloaded:
Ignore all this fools portraying their self as an adult.. Es p iceyjayz

Tominix this guy dey whine you.

gargoylern:
I visit Canada and the US from time to time, but on this my last trip I could not but observe just how extremely lonely Nigerian girls are there. Why did they immigrate in the first place? What did they expect what waiting for them on the other side? A man gift wrapped in iced sugar?

They all have Youtube channels now, or Instagram channels and release video or vlogs every other day. I guess it is the easiest way to stop themselves from going crazy over the dreary loneliness.

But the problem doesn't even stop there. Normally, I would have been interested sef. But many of them are actually not so good-looking or resourceful. Too bad!

If you are a Nigerian girl thinking of immigrating to Canada, make sure you consider it hard and deep. You could end up being just as lonely and dejected. Am not kidding when I say this. If you aren't there, you have no idea how tough it can get.

Whizqueen is it true? Lol

Preshieben:
Lolz
True

*winks*

SweetCunt97:
Many married folks still masturbate

That one is no more normal na
Except they are affected by distance

Preshieben:
chronic fornicators

Preshio!
See being in a relationship and avoiding fornication is like a herculean task.Even so called church brothers and sisters fall into the temptation.Unless it's a long distance relationship.
So "THEY" can't be blamed("they" because I'm not one of them lol)

Tetrahedron:
had become a naturalized citizen of Japan, taking his wife's surname and registering officially as Bobby Konda (Konda Bobī).

na sufferings make dis one go drop him name and begin bear woman name?



Konda ko kondo ni

Tufiakwa

In Japan, na woman dey pay groom price. Mostly na she go house the man.She fit send the husband packing out of her house. And na the man go bear the woman's surname.





Bobby konda is also a comedian.A very funny one at that. Only those who understand japanese can understand his jokes.

Preshieben:
Awwn
Can't fight anyone oh
Thanks anyway

Alright preshio
Akwa Ibom bae

You didn't eventually point out how to up the game
I mean steps to take

Since you have your own Apartment,s
I'm guessing she lives with you.
I can't tell you to send your mom away from your house but the only solution is for both of you to live separately.

It's not only your mom.Most Nigerian parents find it hard to accept faults.You are old enough to live alone that is why you are always at logger heads with her.She still sees you as a kid under her.

Preshieben:
yhh
Any probs

You want to fight me? Lol
You look stunning and gorgeous that's it.
Even the supple skin got me

I got my eyes glued to the picture

Topmaike007:
54k

Okay thanks

Funny how the price skyrocketed.Stuff used to be 4k before the covid outbreak

Preshieben:
you know him that much?
He must have been a close friend

No, he seldomly post his pictures and takes them down later.

Are you the one in your profile picture?

SweetCunt97:
Lol, no. Sha buy and try it

okay thanks

Preshieben:
not that busty Yu think joor
Learn how to have clean thoughts

That's the only bust i know about o.Not my fault,I spent a considerable amount of my life living with females lol

Jokes apart,I understand what you meant.But op isn't that chubby.Though he isn't slim either.More like in between.

SweetCunt97:
Simply buy the big ones, those ones are sweet. I use them to make smoothies... Yumyum

There are big ones? Really?
The ones i see are those small small ones.
Hope it's not fake you've been buying? lol You know Nigerians na

Preshieben:
Op too like food
All his thread is always about food
He must be a very fatty and busty guy

How man go get bust? Let him be using bra lol

SweetCunt97:
This shii doest even taste like apple. Can't even remember d last time I saw it. Dammmnnnn

Ikr...but that is what we call it in Nigeria.Its been yeeaaaarss since i ate it last.Cant remember the taste anymore
Strawberry is on my bucketlist for now,i heard that shii is sweet

SweetCunt97:
African star apple. This is cherry and it doesn't look like Agbalumo

That one is abroad cherry.Our own cherry is agbalumo.
Just like our own apple is this: