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Shebi they've closed border

And why are they showing pix of the governor,na him catch the virus?See him rubbing hands like housefly on a pile of faeces

I want to see husbandsnatcha without make up

SweetCunt97:
Well well well! Pls blame coronavirus biko

Hehehehe

After the virus,and you still continue,we will wear same trouser o cos your words do hurt my NL boys lol

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
is it your annoyance? nwokem zuzupuo!

That's it,never taking to correction.



No wonder your moniker is not sensible.I wonder the sense you gonna have.... Anuofia

faithfull18:
She doesn't look bad in the original picture.

Yes
It's seems you guys look the same way

Jewessgratitudd:
Lol...funnily enough, I look better without make-up. Makeup makes me look older because of my skin type (oily).

I saw a pix of yours where you just woke up i guess.Without make up, obviously.
If i should describe how you look,i'll get a life time ban.

ALCOHOLKILLS:
who's even thinking of marriage I have a cute son and a daughter, what more do I need from a wore call woman...... I guess their filthy pussy to satisfy my Dickson

Alcohol is killing you

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Mtschew and so? Did he have any choice? Isn't he supposed to return it, when would we stop celebrating mediocrity? Nonsense

I don't know why some female nairalanders always speak with annoyance at every little thing.Especially females from romance section.What's frustrating you guys? Especially that sweetcunt97
Look at the tone of your words, harsh if you ask me.What about the "nonsense",mean if you ask me.... Just stop pouring out frustrations online

Bye

QueeenKKfire:
let them come to my room and carry me, nonsense and ingredients.

Are you kidding?

I'm not in the game but i have people in there.Saying you are no more doing is like trying to betray them.You might go scot free and they may be watching you till they treat your fucck up lol.

It's your choice though i don't support cultism in anyway
Peace

QueeenKKfire:
you and who deh do egede something.

B@lance.

Whichever one you dey,no try run

NextD18:
Shot in IBADAN?

Nna eh! Why do those people hate IGBOs this bad?

Imagine shooting an innocent Igbo guy like that.

Ndi ofe mmanua gbakwara ajor wicked oo!
Nya, fa choro igbusisi ndi Igbo niile no na obodo fa?

Anya ukwu adirokwa mma oo!

Shush!!He can't get shot for nothing.Prolly he is a cultist.

Maa ronu ki oto maa soro.Olori pelebe!

Phew

ManuelMount:
Mine would be that I'm still a virgin at 16



What's yours

What's regrettable in being a virgin at that age? You should be atleast 18 before doing anything

NB:Im not in support of fornication

rtdCivilservant:
Don't be rude Mr, this is one peculiar thing I have noticed about her, I have never heard her mention her name either at the beginning or end of a news session. I just admire her and really want to know her name, I know she is married ok cos she has ring on her wedding finger.

Does telling the truth amount to being rude? Sorry then

When you know her name, what will you do with it

To try to help you,search "newscasters in Bleep tv" in Google.You might see her on their website.If you don't achieve a good result,you can try to be more specific like '8pm news female newscaster on xyz tv'

Goodluck!!

Taku555:
We are always quick to condemn and criticize. Do you know that there are factors that could affect someone's competency? Both in One's L1 and second language.

It's not masters program but master programme. Take correction.

Its not "masters" nor "master". It is "master's".
"Program" is American English while "programme" is British English.

Theconglomerate:
you are indeed a stupid person and might not amount to anything in life if you carry on like this.
Even at Shell,you will always be someone's errand boy till you pull your weight up.
Give yourself brain and learn to serve.

Did you read the part where he said he wasn't shown the rudiments of the job, his main aim of coming there?And what kind of service is buying food,packing shoe?A graduate not an errand boy!
So you mean as an engineering graduate employed at shell, you can actually perform the duties of an erand boy?

And your reply is so mean,that is not a proper way of correcting.It shows you need to learn interpersonal skills. You can't handle a leadership position this way.
Tschüss

Honeydenz:
Today makes it exactly 5 years one of my aunts said a very painful word to me which I can never forget.

She said and I quote "the rate at which you are going this girl, 5 years from now you would have become a mother of 4 kids, all borne out of wedlock"

Today I have been able to prove her wrong, doing my masters program now whereas two of her daughters are university , as a result of unwanted pregnancy.

Hmmmm... How time flies, share yours.

Really? Your aunt went out of bounds.
But for her to utter such,maybe she was seeing waywardness in you.I'm glad you proved her wrong.
Come to think of it, her statement might be what made you strive for what you are today.

Sometimes,harsh words might be a blessing in disguise.It will push you to prove the sayer wrong thereby making your life better.

placeofallure:
There was a guy on my neck back in school. He'd follow me everywhere like MTN but I don't just like him, his surname, is a prominent family from Kwara State but I no send o. He's not as handsome as I would love them. You know then (I'm a bit of old school) girls had this notion of prince charming- tall, dark and handsome. It was never about the money. So I kept on rejecting him. The day he'd finally be set free from my shackles, I said something very mean to him. I told him he must be very ambitious to wanna date me. This got to him I think, and he never asked or followed me about anymore.

Thinking back, I regret telling him that, I should have let him down more gently.

If you had agreed then,you would have witnessed what is called "hot love"

You know the kind of love your partner will show you and you be like "this love is too much".Common fly,he won't let it near you. That's genuine love.
Well, it's past now but i feel for the guy lol

I love the games you have.I want to exchange....


























I want to exchange sense with you for free

At the beginning of the news, she will say her name.At the end, she will say her name
Now after you know her name, you'll search her on facebook right?What is she is marriedWhat if she has a bad demeanor you can't cope with

You are not intelligent



















You can never be intelligent

NYCnextStop:
so why are you still friends with her. Why give her that privilege

We were friends before and i wouldn't want to cut her off just because she turned me down.

Mine was my fault tho

This girl showed me greenlight that was bright enough to blind me.I never made a move, rather i was enjoying how she was gushing over me.Her friends told me that she loves me so much(she told them she loves me).My guys adviced me to shoot my shot,i didn't take any of them serious.

Fast forward to a year later, we no longer see often but we chat regularly and we're still in same city.I started developing strong feelings for this girl.I never hesitated,I told her my feelings online.Omo this babe politely turned me down o.I even thought she didn't want to sound cheap by accepting outrightly.I tried again after few weeks, She still NO'ed me.
After 3 months, i decided to try again one last time, same reply she gave me. I then told her to tell me when she'll be ready so i can wait.She said "See don't waste your time, i can never date you!".It hit really hard. So I told the matter to her best friend(a female).The friend said i was late, that the babe already has someone in her life.

E pain me cos na me fucck up.I blamed myself for not acting earlier.I started acting like a person that was served a break up notice.I wanted to date that best friend as a form of come back maybe e go pain the babe small.But she is not too good looking so i lock up.


Since that year till now, i never asked any babe out.I never dated anyone cos i hate rejection.So i plan to focus on my life other than babes.We are still good friends till now. We still chatted yesterday.I just feel upset whenever she in particular uses pet names on me "Baby,boo,dear,darling,honey"......Mtcheeeew! Nonsense and corona virus

gunners160:
hmm, most times before you reject me, I dey always reject myself.
But there was one rejection that happened to me during my 300 level . I was so much in love with a lady then and I asked her out. in fact, that day I had to wait for her for over two hours just to speak to her. I tried talking to her she was just walking out of me. I stopped her after several attempt and I told her '" I am so crazy over you, I really like you' She said, "hmm, anything else". I like you can we talk on WhatsApp better? " she replied, 'I am in love with Jesus ". I just weak but I no still quit. I tried talking to her on WhatsApp, she just shun me. I man up met her face to face and told her, I will never call you, talk to you and pursue you again. You just dey use me form,habi? she just walked away and I deletes her number.

after some months she tried giving me green light, but I no talk to her and I acted as if I never knew her and that was how I got some one else

It's better to go for a lady that loves you than go for a lady you love!
It can't be over Emphasised

CAPSLOCKED:
YOU CAN'T BE REJECTED IF YOU DON'T EVEN APPLY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Chop knuckles bro!
I hate it when ladies use guys to catch cruise!!

Allexey:
1.she gets angry for up to 2 days when corrected (everyone gets angry)
2.became stingy (don't misunderstand been broke with been stingy)
3.hides her phone from you and turns off data and reject calls (she wants you guys to enjoy yourselves without disturbance)
4.chats with stranger till 2am and tells all her secret ( she knew it was you,so had to play along)
5.she said she isn't in any relationship ( shes joking obviously. .we say that sometimes just for fun )
6.working things out with a guy she met (she just met Jesus)



BULLSHIT.......
won ti fi orie ta ayo

Not cool at all.No be everything una go dey take play. We should be serious at times

Op im not experienced in this area. Sorry

Azazeal007:
Niniola as been my favourite Nigerian artist for long even if she doesn't know me i really love her so much i don't know how else to express this feeling. Apart from loving her her songs her so unique. She as gotten this sexual appeal you won't want to resist she gotten good dance moves coupled with good vocals. Can you imagine she even called my name in a song (Boda sodiq) if i had one with it will be to spend the rest of my days with this damsel.

I believe you are a grown man.But having infatuation as strong as this to the extent of making a post about it is off the hook.
It's normal to have a crush but the strenght should reduce as you age.

My advice:Its possible to date her but your chances are really slim like 0.5%
So take your mind off her cos you can't near her at all. Direct that energy to a girl within your level.

Really

Modified

Chinsos!!!

Das ist warum ich liebe Deutschland

Gehen Deutschland,Wir lieben dich!!

Best man, a lady??

Is this normal? I'm outdated?

justnock:
Very soon your mom will be singing:
Na who give my house girl Belle...ekaete she don get Belle...

Do you know the Nigerian Army morale song?...

I no know say, i no know say ekaete, ekaete carry belle x2