₦airaland Forum

Rokiat:
But men want see..x is that rocket science? Even in marriage the must important to a man sitting at number 2 right after respect is se…x don’t argue with me argue with your keypad.

siofra:
Please which Nigeria is this one happening The one that one stupid lecturer has been disturbing my phone since last month? (woke up to see ten missed calls from the old goat today)

Or the one where my useless cultist former course mate is consistently directing embarrassing sexual jokes towards me

Mtchewwww. You're not even a woman, I wonder how you got this information. But it will be nice if men start respecting themselves. No means NO!!!

Persephone1:
Dey deceive yourself. The economic situation has handicap lot of men from pursuing women who are now more expensive.

Hustle, get money and you will pursue, sponsor and pay for women's vacation and BBL

ahnie:
The hand of yam,I m yet to see a yam with two scrotal sacs

Kobojunkie:
I bet none of them would sit back as a liability on the other partner in this type of union.

BombAttack:
Security Alert!

Nigeria is not at war, i don't know what (UN) peace keeping trucks, with supplies, are doing in Nigeria, heading down south. SE & SS parts of Nigeria. These trucks were sighted in ekpoma, Edo state today. Along the federal road around, big joe bus park ekpoma.

https://twitter.com/PIDOMNIGERIA/status/1641846376479719435?s=19

https://twitter.com/PIDOMNIGERIA/status/1641846376479719435?s=19[/quote]Didn't you hear some people are planning interim government?

nautybride:
Clout chasing.
@Seun; we are accustomed to the bright backgrounds please.

pocohantas:
They don’t care.
If you have a 2.1 and above from a reputable institution, below 24-26yrs, pass the entry test, interview and training sch, they will employ you.

They don’t necessarily prefer Mathematicians.
That is only on your head.

The only exception is for specialised units. Which is less than 20% of the workforce. Most are branch staff.

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Science students do better in the test and training because they are good at Maths, but when the jam a business student that knows his/her onions…maybe chartered. They will know the difference between 6 and half dozen.

ganisucks:
You think it is easy to cook, clean, take care of the children, watch your husband perambulate with his male appendage to and fro, take condescending insults from male staff and people around, keep the house steady, and after all that still keep your sanity.

You should try be a woman for a week, and see if you wouldn't want to lock someone in a dog cage too.

nams77:
That one better sef. She can cheat with her neighbour's unemployed nephew and be giving the guy 20k out of the 100k from her husband

Gamesmart:
Very well said.

If Mr A does something for or to a woman, she might love it and be satisfied.

If Mr B does exactly the same thing for or to a woman, she would hate it and be unsatisfied.

Whether you are treated like Mr A or B depends on how much she likes and is attracted to you.

The woman wants to be pleased by anything Mr A does and will find a way to be pleased if she likes him and feels lucky he is entertaining her.

iamrealdeji:
He had several advances of young ladies than you and your generation combined can ever have because he was extremely handsome with long black hair touching his back,the hair is at a museum in Turkey,his big beautiful eyes looked like they have eyeliners,he had white fresh skin,straight slim nose. None of your entire generation can be close to him in looks. But he chose our great mother Aisha because he was instructed and nobody exactly knew her age as it wasn't in the Quran.
I just watched a video on an inauthentic Hadith now talking about the spot Dajjal could be and scholars said the Hadith is totally inauthentic. Several hadiths are unreliable they were written over 100years after Prophet died,all his companions had died,all the people that were alive during his time dead. Nobody can say it that they are sure of our great mother Aisha's age when she married prophet also nobody can say they're sure of her age when Prophet first had sex with her. Do you think Prophet our great mother Aisha would ever say anything like that to anyone? Ordinary people would not even say such to anyone,talkless of saints and Prophets. How would anybody know? Our great mother Aisha had no child for Prophet,did you ever follow them to their room to even confirm they ever even had sex?
It's like trying to know if Jesus ever masturbated and what age he did it. Or trying to know maybe Jesus(Peace be upon him)ever had sex with a woman and what age he did it. Private Stuffs like that are better left unscrutinized because nobody can know it. Nobody can know about stuffs like that or how come our great mother Aisha never had a child for Prophet(S.A.W)

virginprincess:
Instead of you to look for a way to pls her by being romantic you are here complaining to bitter nairaland men that will gladly help you scatter your marriage with their negative comments.

iamrealdeji:
Were you there? There were many women who wanted him then but Allah commander him to marry our great mother Aisha. Did he tell you that or who would tell anyone what they did to their wife and when? He was more than a saint. He lived a successful live,left a religion with over 2billion followers within 1400 years and the fastest growing religion in the world. His prayers on his home country of Saudi and the sister countries around them like Dubai,UAE,Qatar,Kuwait,etc makes them prosperous today,what has been your own legacy?

iamrealdeji:
Don't just say what you know nothing about. Consult Islamic scholars. It's like saying Jesus(Peace be upon him slept with Mary Magdalene like some claim,but I wouldn't desrespect Prophet Isa,he's highly revered and Prophet Muhammad led him along with other prominent prophets in prayer (their souls)in Al Aqsa mosque, Jerusalem before angel Gabriel took him to heaven to collect 5 daily prayers from God.
Our prophet's marriage to Our great mother Aisha was an instruction from Allah,Allah used her to teach and spread Islam for so long. She wasn't an ordinary human being too. Our prophet married a much older woman and she died,afterwards,all his marriages were instructions from God. Questioning his marriage to our great mother Aisha is questioning God. You weren't there when they first had sex,he nurtured her till she became mature and they consumated it. The purpose of their marriage is for young Aisha to be useful in spreading and teaching Islam for so long and not sex. Men wrote hadiths,God never said when they consumated their marriage at certain age in Quran,it's between the couple,people have always married young girls in those days and nobody has an Idea when they consumated it,our Prophet was disciplined and smart and follows instructions from God before he does anything. Our great mother Aisha loved him extremely and he does too,when they consumated is unknown to anybody.Don't just insult prophets of God,it shows the type of family you're from and the orientation you were given in church with all due respect

iamrealdeji:
Words of Hadith were put together several years after Prophet died,there are hadiths we have kicked away to be totally wrong account,some with right account,either of the 2 ,men wrote Hadiths so many years after Prophet died,at least 100 and more years. just like the bible,Men can make mistakes,Hadiths are not really sacred,Quran is because only Quran was written when prophet was alive and hundreds of his companions have memorized it in his lifetime and they wrote it in his presence,no single error. He constantly led them in prayer as Imam reciting chapters from Quran and anything brought to him by angel Gabriel,he never forgot even a letter ever from it,his brain was a miracle of God despite that he couldn't read or write like most Arabs in those days but Quran became very known to companions,they crammed it all before he died,no single error

Kobojunkie:
1. Who send you raise godly children? Na your so-called godly children don grow up fill Nairaland so. I hope you dey relish in their godliness?

2. Arrrgghh!!! So, only those with flawless skin have permission from you to wear such things? You no serious!

Detohla:
Lol. Pastor self na savage


May God raise a kind hearted person to assist you dear, and may divine help locate you. Amen.

iamrealdeji:
Don't just say what you know nothing about. Consult Islamic scholars. It's like saying Jesus(Peace be upon him slept with Mary Magdalene like some claim,but I wouldn't desrespect Prophet Isa,he's highly revered and Prophet Muhammad led him along with other prominent prophets in prayer (their souls)in Al Aqsa mosque, Jerusalem before angel Gabriel took him to heaven to collect 5 daily prayers from God.
Our prophet's marriage to Our great mother Aisha was an instruction from Allah,Allah used her to teach and spread Islam for so long. She wasn't an ordinary human being too. Our prophet married a much older woman and she died,afterwards,all his marriages were instructions from God. Questioning his marriage to our great mother Aisha is questioning God. You weren't there when they first had sex,he nurtured her till she became mature and they consumated it. The purpose of their marriage is for young Aisha to be useful in spreading and teaching Islam for so long and not sex. Men wrote hadiths,God never said when they consumated their marriage at certain age in Quran,it's between the couple,people have always married young girls in those days and nobody has an Idea when they consumated it,our Prophet was disciplined and smart and follows instructions from God before he does anything. Our great mother Aisha loved him extremely and he does too,when they consumated is unknown to anybody.Don't just insult prophets of God,it shows the type of family you're from and the orientation you were given in church with all due respect

mariahAngel:
More in Igbo than in Yoruba.

PJtech:
lol... GINGER ft Burna boy

thanks

raskymonojendor:
These are blanks and just tear gas.

Maybe there are Intels that IPOB are about to hijack the protest.

mariahAngel:
No be there awon elese plenty pass?



Ki lo fa ekun egbere?

PJtech:
you fit send me the 1k i no go mind

Amotolongbo:
The blow part is the hardest part of my job

LeeSmart:
Odogwu himself... Send me ur aza mak i paste 1k for u, daht is if e no go too small 4 u oo

LeeSmart:
Owkay thanks, now i bliv say na true-true burna boy u be..
No vex o oga burna, i fit see 100k for ur side take chop suya leta in de evening?

ednut1:
😳abeg o i no be big boy

LeeSmart:
Quick question burna. Na true say u de arrogant? Nd na true say na ur mama de contrl u?

Eazzii:
Davizee, you aint a kid.
Learn to think for yourself. After JAMB, gather money and start something. Wetin dey come for this country, every shaking tree would be uprooted.