₦airaland Forum

Sixfeetbelle:
Q: What should a Lady...

Lady: ...

Men: (shushes lady) let me speak for you. Don't you know I'm a lady in man's clothing and therefore know more about ladies?

Lady: 🙁😕😕

Persephone1:
I just weak. 😂😂😂

I don't know where the male users on Nl migrate from. Their breed is entirely different.😂

Y'all could have answered instead of what you typed now.

mariahAngel:
That one konsine you and your "besties"

Like I boldly stated; most females would not like to be referred to as "bestie" by a male.
Friend is okay though.

Well well, since you're now Females' Spokesperson, I understand you.

On a sidenote, I'm trying to read meaning to the first sentence of your signature. Does this mean you're pansexual or it doesn't have to do with sexuality?

mariahAngel:
Most females would not like to be addressed as "bestie" by a man. 🙄

What is that!

Oya, I get female bestie and na wetin we dey call ourselves be that!

Next time, you say "I would not like to be addressed as "bestie" by a man."

mariahAngel:
Omoni Oboli should "find" him her sister naa.

Imagine a man referring to a woman as "bestie"
Such a turn off!

Must you be turned on everytime?

Meanwhile, friends can address each other in anyway they feel comfortable.

Vinnie2000:
Ur arguments does NOT hold much water, really.

Going for Birthday PhotoShoot is just Once a Year.
Has NOTHING to do with Laziness or lack of Ambition. 🙁

We all live a different life.
I know people who don't work more than 4 hours a day. The remaining 20 hours are distributed between sleep and fun.

For me, I don't have such opportunity. I can't remember the last time I had more than 5 to 6 hours of sleep.
That's the life I live coming from poverty and trying to eradicate poverty for my lineage.

Nebes:
People even know your birthday!
I don't tell people my birthday because I hate disturbance.

I don't post it but friends and family will surely know.

Vinnie2000:
Does a Man use all 24hrs in a Day or the 365 days of the Year to work?

Ogbeni, Stop all diz Busy Stuffs.

Some of u are just Forming Bozz!

Your free time will be spent on things like catching up with loved ones, going to gym, playing sports, reading books, travelling, doing hobbies, etc.
After a while, you tend to lose interest in things that don't add to your life....like going to the studio like a princess.

Attaining success in Nigeria is time consuming than you think. Y'all will say "money should locate me" but prefer to spend time on things that doesn't move you closer to money.

SisterAnn:
I read the thread in question and I can tell you there's was absolutely no need for the attacks.

All I saw was some angry and jealous guys who don't take time to groom themselves. Most of our young men out there are looking ragged because they have used hard drugs and hot drinks to ruin their faces.
They are camera shy. Portable is the only one who is not camera shy amongst them.

On the other hand, if we didn't know how men loved to snap, WhatsApp status have exposed them.

Everybody's life is different.

The life of a man itself is rugged. Me, my hustling doesn't give me chance to do paparazzi. I store a lot in my head that I'm starting to be forgetful of little things.

As I'm typing this, I'm currently at a seminar, to network and steady my career projection. After this, I have series of virtual meetings. I still have to study today as my professional exam is coming up.
Tomorrow will be as busy as today if not more.

So where's the time for paparazzi?

Men have more important things to do than going to the studio for photoshoot.

My last birthday, it was when people started calling to wish me that I remembered it was my birthday.

Caaz:
Take it from an isoko lazy....isoko /urhobo men are useless.








All of them.
Ladies should make take them as prayer request,that God shouldn't let any isoko/urhobe men comes closer to them.

Trust me....our men Are useless

Isoko tolopia!!

1Sharon:
Did they deceive old women to marry?

That's not an information anybody will be willing to disclose. So, one can't tell.

PoliteActivist:
1Sharón ask him how many struggling Nigerian immigrants meet those criteria.

Better yet, ask him why you don't see all over the place Nigerian immigrants married to "young and sexy" white women. Also ask him why Nigerian immigrant men who swore they hate Nigerian girls and never to come back to Nigeria, end up coming back to Nigeria to look for wife!

Remove the word "struggling" and I'll tell you there is 50% chance that Nigerian immigrants will meet those criteria.
Do you want to say nobody meets that criteria in the whole of Nigeria? Remember these Nigerian immigrants are normal Nigerians like us.

If I tell you Chidiebere, Abdullahi, and Adewale are married to young and sexy white women, you wouldn't know them. So go there and see for yourself.
Meanwhile, check out Mikel Obi, a Nigerian immigrant's wife.

They come back to Nigeria for wives because having tasted white women, they feel Nigerian women are better.
White women don't have the culture of "a man is the head of the home and a woman must be submissive". It's their personal choice.

1Sharon:
The OP is a desperate man hustling for green card, pls explain how he can possibly meet the categories youve listed above?

We have a lot of men who possess these qualities but are tired of Nigeria so, they hustle for green card too.

Being in the categories listed and hustling for green card are not mutually exclusive.

Actor Bolanle Ninalowo met these criteria but still hustled for green card, so did 9ice, the singer.

PoliteActivist:
Are you serious?? They have dozens of Tinder plus accounts! That's nothing! They can technological change their voice to girl if they wish, and can be in any part of the world they wish, as even I can. If you call their American number they'd answer and their location will show US!

OK, here's a simple way to solve this:
We all know LOTS of American high value women and celebrities, sports women, female artists and musicians, politicians, etc. Mention ONE white that's married to a regular African immigrant.

Most scammers won't have anything to do with you if you're Nigerian. Because you're bad market for them.

To know whites that got married to black men, go look at black footballers and their wives.

1Sharon:
Yes but they have options. Why would they pick HIM?

They would pick him because he is a man in good shape, smart, responsible and successful.

Below are the only reasons they wouldn't pick him:
1. If he doesn't possess the qualities listed above.
2. If they are lesbians.
3. If they suspect he is only with them for papers.
4. If they don't do black men(not necessarily racism).

1Sharon:
The young and sexy ones aren't desperate

It's not only desperate women that are open to relationships.

If it were to be a guy that mistakenly touched a girls boobs and said it was small, this thread would have reached page 11 by now.

The mumu man too was smiling instead of slapping the shiit outta you on the basis of sexual harassment.

Jennyclay:
Davido is the love of my life.

I'm deeply in love with Him

He prefers fresh babes not the ones all the guys in Auchi has sampled!

PoliteActivist:
Oga it's not a question of how you feel. You ARE inferior. Your circumstances make you so and women are hypergamous everywhere. Unless you have some major something about you to offset that.

So you're inferior because you're black and they are white?
I just don't get how you're discriminating yourself.

If you are good looking, smart, living comfortably with a knack for success, I don't see why you can't compete with your white counterparts in their dating pool.

PoliteActivist:
Nigerians are soo deluded. They can't get a girlfriend here in Nigeria o - where they have all sorts of advantages. But once they get to America where they'd be inferior and struggling, "young and sexy babe" will be rushing them!

Speak for yourself. Getting a girlfriend is as easy as I'm typing now.

So you feel inferior to white people? It's this same inferiority complex that makes y'all go for the least attractive set of white women.

Failure2019:
1-visit usa on tourist visa
2-download tinder and swipe right everyone
3-match with an obese hambeast and convince her to marry me
4-profit
opinions?

If Pocohantas should see this now, she'll drag Nigerian men.

MrBrownJay1:
FIXED

Which is best between her coming here to marry or him going there to marry?
I feel you can't get the PR immediately you marry which will make you over stay your visa if you go on tourist visa.

Also, must it be a baby whale? Can't one see a young and sexy babe?

Antidoteee:
Looks like OAU

Yep AUD II

siofra:


Please if you're a male nairalander with this kind of nose, hide it from me☺️ I will fall in love.

Yeah I have it.
That's why I hid it in dp.

professorPABX:
A lecturer now an old Professor of Engineering told us as students several years ago that Doctors bury their mistakes, Lawyers defend their mistakes but Engineers are buried with their mistakes.

Doctors can never admit they made mistakes when the patient died, rather, they will tell the family of the deceased, we tried our best as human beings but we lost him (her). They will collect all the balance payment before the corpse is released.

In the case of Lawyers, when judge has pronounced judgement against their client and the client has been sentenced, Lawyers will still be telling their client we shall appeal the judgement.

Engineers have no excuse when bridge or building or engineering installation collapsed. The first thing for the engineer is to go into hiding to determine casualties and extent of damages.

Medical practitioners can only try their best, it's still largely God's work.

I took a dying patient to the hospital. She was diagnosed with diabetes. The normal blood sugar level was supposed to be 80mm/dL to 110mm/dL. Result showed this patient had 456mm/dL.

I asked the nurse who came to administer drip if the blood sugar will go back to normal, the nurse said "I don't know oh, I'm not God. We just hope it goes back to normal"
This made me realize that hospital treatment doesn't guarantee anything.

A surgeon doesn't need to make mistake before a surgery can become unsuccessful.
Even the best doctor in the world (if there is) can still record death.

Persephone1:
Sigh!


The logic is if women in your family are successful,so are mine. Very simple logic anyone with a functioning brain will grasp.

Now, you tell me who is bereft of sense ?

Are we related? Why must success in my family equal success in your family?

You clearly need the logic class more as you vaginarians are only known to think emotionally. This is why you had to resort to insults.

placeofallure:
Will you mind your business please.

Imagine if that man's wife were your sister. Do you pray for that kind of clueless husband for her?
Just imagine it for 5 mins she's your sister.

I'm not concerned about why you called him a fool nor why that fellow called you stupid.

I'm saying if you can insult another person, you shouldn't be pissed when another person insults you too.

bukatyne:
May poverty not make us proud of abnormalities.

While you do not to buy foreign baby food, you can't feed a child on one food (which is not even balanced) day in and day out.

At your financial status, you needed just one kid. The second one should be a 'gross mistake'.

At the 3rd, you and your wife should have been taken to the village square for public beating.

At the fourth, you castrated and her tubes tied.

What sort of gross irresponsibility is this?

How do you set up your children to fail?

If you send them to Abe Ile schools and they can't compete with their mates in future, they will rant that there are no jobs in Nigeria or they have generational curses working in their lives.

They wouldn't know that the only problem they have are parents who have no future plans for themselves and their children.

Majority of these northerners don't listen to these kind of advice. That's why their kids are busy doing almajiri

placeofallure:
You're not the only one stupid in your house for reasoning like a compound fool. Whoever raised you, the people whose under tutelage , principles and values you grew up are also fools for contaminating our space with a nonentity such as you, imbecilic idiot!

You called someone a fool for seeking advice, another person called you stupid and you're pissed.

Persephone1:
You definitely missed both logic and idioms class.

I'd suggest you employ a tutor with your 100k , it will save you from further embarrassments on a public forum.

It's no more English class, it's now logic and idioms class.
If I ask you to point out where logic and idioms are needed, you'll say I need semantics class or stylistics class😂😂😂

Vaginarians that only know how to think emotionally too are mentioning logic😂😂😂

Persephone1:
If only you had given enough attention to your English lessons.

😂😂

I'm not typing more. You have answered your question yourself.

Asides punctuation which I pay less attention to when typing informally, point out the error in that text and win 100k.
If I don't transfer 100k to you after pointing out the error, make thunder strike me within 7 days.

You knew you had no point and decided to digress by talking about my English that's even correct. Anuofia!

Persephone1:
Observe women in your family,there lies my answer to your question.

The women in my family are successful.
Moreover, my sisters are the kind of women that don't know how to ask their men for money when in need.

So, say something else.