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My brothers and sisters I'll have two of whatever this lady is smoking...

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JuliettaBitch:
Self consolation

Hi dearie


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Ramanto:
YOU'V ALL HEARD FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH .

No be only Horse NA ToloTolo


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I meet am for dream, but instead of her to give me her number NA fake lotto number she give me thinking say I dey play pool,...

As I just wake up I shout blood of Jesus!!!

Na im make I still dey single

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Na wao !!!

Thanks my dear brothers and sisters.
One thing for sure is that the truth always prevails, no matter how long darkness takes place, the light continues to be its(darkness) archenemy, cos it always overthrows darkness, the JWits are and will continue to be teachers of what the Bible really teaches, we all eagerly look forward to a time when the whole earth will be made new and all those false prophets /slanderers will have their issues sorted out with Jehovah God, for now let us all actively do our part in sanctifying Jehovah's name and advocating his Kingdom which is the only last solution /remedy to mankind's problems and ills as we continue to tel others whether they hear, scorn/persecute us or proudly refuse

joyandfaith:
False Prophets
Definition: Individuals and organizations proclaiming messages that they attribute to a superhuman source but that do not originate with the true God and are not in harmony with his revealed will.
How can true prophets and false ones be identified?
True prophets make known their faith in Jesus, but more is required than claiming to preach in his name
: “Test the inspired expressions to see whether they originate with God, because many false prophets have gone forth into the world. You gain the knowledge of the inspired expression from God by this: Every inspired expression that confesses Jesus Christ as having come in the flesh originates with God, but every inspired expression that does not confess Jesus does not originate with God.”
: “Not everyone saying to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the kingdom of the heavens, but the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will. Many will say to me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name . . . ?’ And yet then I will confess to them: I never knew you! Get away from me, you workers of lawlessness.”
True prophets speak in the name of God, but merely claiming to represent him is not enough
: “A prophet I shall raise up for them from the midst of their brothers, like you [like Moses]; and I shall indeed put my words in his mouth, and he will certainly speak to them all that I shall command him. And it must occur that the man who will not listen to my words that he will speak in my name, I shall myself require an account from him. However, the prophet who presumes to speak in my name a word that I have not commanded him to speak or who speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet must die.” (Compare .)
Jesus said: “I do nothing of my own initiative; but just as the Father taught me I speak these things.” ( ) He said: “I have come in the name of my Father.” (
) Jesus also said: “He that speaks of his own originality is seeking his own glory.”— .
If any individuals or organizations claim to represent God but decline to use God’s personal name, and make it a practice to express their own opinions on matters, are they measuring up to this important qualification of a true prophet?
Ability to perform “great signs,” or “miracles,” is not necessarily proof of a true prophet
: “False Christs and false prophets will arise and will give great signs [“miracles,” TEV ] and wonders so as to mislead, if possible, even the chosen ones.”
: “The lawless one’s presence is according to the operation of Satan with every powerful work and lying signs and portents and with every unrighteous deception for those who are perishing, as a retribution because they did not accept the love of the truth that they might be saved.”
On the other hand, Moses performed miracles at Jehovah’s direction. ( ) Jehovah also empowered Jesus to perform miracles. ( ) But more than the miracles gave evidence that God had truly sent them.
What true prophets foretell comes to pass, but they may not understand just when or how it will be
: “Go, Daniel, because the words are made secret and sealed up until the time of the end.”
: “The prophets . . . kept on investigating what particular season or what sort of season the spirit in them was indicating concerning Christ when it was bearing witness beforehand about the sufferings for Christ and about the glories to follow these.”
: “We have partial knowledge and we prophesy partially; but when that which is complete arrives, that which is partial will be done away with.”
: “The path of the righteous ones is like the bright light that is getting lighter and lighter until the day is firmly established.”
The apostles and other early Christian disciples had certain wrong expectations, but the Bible does not classify them with the “false prophets.”—See
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Nathan the prophet encouraged King David to go ahead with what was in his heart regarding the building of a house for Jehovah’s worship. But later Jehovah told Nathan to inform David that he was not the one who would build it. Jehovah did not reject Nathan for what he had said earlier but continued to use him because he humbly corrected the matter when Jehovah made it plain to him.— .
The pronouncements of a true prophet promote true worship and are in harmony with God’s revealed will
: “In case a prophet or a dreamer of a dream arises in your midst and does give you a sign or a portent, and the sign or the portent does come true of which he spoke to you, saying, ‘Let us walk after other gods, whom you have not known, and let us serve them,’ you must not listen to the words of that prophet or to the dreamer of that dream, because Jehovah your God is testing you to know whether you are loving Jehovah your God with all your heart and all your soul. After Jehovah your God you should walk, and him you should fear, and his commandments you should keep, and to his voice you should listen, and him you should serve, and to him you should cling.”
Since the Bible says that “a friend of the world” is an enemy of God, are clergymen who urge their parishioners to get involved in the affairs of the world promoting true worship? ( ) The true God said that the nations “will have to know that I am Jehovah,” and the Bible states that God would take out of the nations “a people for his name,” but are religious organizations that minimize the importance of using God’s personal name acting in harmony with this revealed will of God? (
) Jesus taught his followers to pray for God’s Kingdom, and the Bible cautions against putting one’s trust in earthling men, so are clergymen or political organizations that urge people to place their confidence in human rulership true prophets?— ; compare .
True prophets and the false can be recognized by the fruitage manifest in their lives and the lives of those who follow them
: “Be on the watch for the false prophets that come to you in sheep’s covering, but inside they are ravenous wolves. By their fruits you will recognize them. . . . Every good tree produces fine fruit, but every rotten tree produces worthless fruit . . . Really, then, by their fruits you will recognize those men.”
What characterizes their way of life? “The works of the flesh are . . . fornication, uncleanness, loose conduct, idolatry, practice of spiritism, enmities, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, contentions, divisions, sects, envies, drunken bouts, revelries, and things like these. . . . Those who practice such things will not inherit God’s kingdom. On the other hand, the fruitage of [God’s] spirit is love, joy, peace, long-suffering, kindness, goodness, faith, mildness, self-control.”— ; see also .
Have not Jehovah’s Witnesses made errors in their teachings?
Jehovah’s Witnesses do not claim to be inspired prophets. They have made mistakes. Like the apostles of Jesus Christ, they have at times had some wrong expectations.—
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The Scriptures provide time elements related to Christ’s presence, and Jehovah’s Witnesses have studied these with keen interest. ( ) Jesus also described a many-featured sign that would tie in with the fulfillment of time prophecies to identify the generation that would live to see the end of Satan’s wicked system of things. ( ) Jehovah’s Witnesses have pointed to evidence in fulfillment of this sign. It is true that the Witnesses have made mistakes in their understanding of what would occur at the end of certain time periods, but they have not made the mistake of losing faith or ceasing to be watchful as to fulfillment of Jehovah’s purposes. They have continued to keep to the fore in their thinking the counsel given by Jesus: “Keep on the watch, therefore, because you do not know on what day your Lord is coming.”— .
Matters on which corrections of viewpoint have been needed have been relatively minor when compared with the vital Bible truths that they have discerned and publicized. Among these are the following: Jehovah is the only true God. Jesus Christ is not part of a Trinitarian godhead but is the only-begotten Son of God. Redemption from sin is possible only through faith in Christ’s ransom sacrifice. The holy spirit is not a person but is Jehovah’s active force, and its fruitage must be evident in the lives of true worshipers. The human soul is not immortal, as the ancient pagans claimed; it dies, and the hope for future life is in the resurrection. God’s permission of wickedness has been because of the issue of universal sovereignty. God’s Kingdom is the only hope for mankind. Since 1914 we have been living in the last days of the global wicked system of things. Only 144,000 faithful Christians will be kings and priests with Christ in heaven, whereas the rest of obedient mankind will receive eternal life on a paradise earth.
Another factor to consider regarding the teachings of Jehovah’s Witnesses is this: Have these truly uplifted people morally? Are those who adhere to these teachings outstanding in their communities because of their honesty? Is their family life beneficially influenced by applying these teachings? Jesus said that his disciples would be readily identified because of having love among themselves. ( ) Is this quality outstanding among Jehovah’s Witnesses? We let the facts speak for themselves.


www.jw.org

I so much appreciate your understanding of the scriptures, and the efforts you put to share your knowledge and understanding with others, we just plant and water, Jehovah alone makes it grow

Thanks OP for your nice observation,
That's in accordance with Matthew 24:14, Matthew 28:19,20, it's Jehovah's will that ALL sorts of people should know him and come to acknowledgement of the truth


So it's never a surprise, and their awake and watchtower are the most highly published and read journal in the world as a whole



Ask Google & Wikipedia if am lying

OP thanks o,
If e neva happen to you then you no go know or believe am, for my final year first semester exam NA so this useless lecturer (Ikem Nnamdi) tell me say him must sleep with me whether I like am or not openly as lectures dey go on in front of everyone say, I get sexy and attractive body, say him DEY see beyond my clothes shuu , me ke :-Xbox, Man to man? , if you see this guy wife and two daughter ehnn, dem be like angels (extremely gorgeous), the man say him no need my money o, no matter how much I go wan pay am cos my family no go fit get the kind money him papa leave for am as the only child before him die, the guy DEY bold enof to tell me say even if I like make I tell the president or governor say him no go Eva change him mind, but meen this guy cute die, schooled, married and practically lived in th US + the guy DEY extremely intelligent, my pipo, like play like play o, NA dat matter make me I neva serve since 2013 reach now o, Fvck most Nigerian Educational system, once God bless my hustle here now and I manage reach England before Summer, NA to start afresh be dat after all Northamptonshire Uni Don gimme admission to resume by October, those guys fit frustrate you to the core,
I pray make God help all the students for Naija (male&female) cos I know it's not easy, no be even say with all the good grades you go get work as you come out, see me here today NA Computer Science I study o but na Okrika Bales I dey sell, God dey sha..

Omo I Don tire o, na me type all this things I try sha, I Don loose energy make I recharge small

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moyinoluwabun:
You must have spent hours queuing @filling stations than listening to ur English teacher.

Kikikiki

Tell am make Im come sip dogonyaro and kulikuli with me make him brain cool off

Thanks OP,
But see there's no whatsoever Justifiable reason in this Universe that supports Humans to cheat (Married&Single)
It's just as a result of Greed and lack of Self-sufficiency

Gbagam...

It's just explicitly wrong

E be like I wan sleep cos of this English wey o just speak now, therefore make i

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Nice one jare.

Kudos to Arsenal and Chelsea no be Man Utd wey be racists...

No mind em

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Oya na,

Share if you can die for your Country & Like if you'll never try that shit

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Nice one Bruh,
Try am for Nigeria make you know DEY different between poverty and wretchedness

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Nice one

Bruh abeg tell em make em buy at least 10 liters of fuel join o, if not tell em say make em carry em motor back, giving someone a car in this period without fuel is almost equal to sending someone on a suicide mission

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vivaciousvivi:
Extremely dangerous and reckless behaviour from so called educated youths. And what on earth is the last dude up to, sitting or pushing the bike with his feet?

I wonder o my sis, so you sef reason am?


Sis, I like your reasoning, you dey reason fine pass me wey dey reason with Network, but sometimes my reasoning signal DEY reach 110%, abeg make I PM you, you're endowed

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Raphafire101:
Huhhhhh.....omo this ur combination can kill....

Bruh make I pass you the highness?

Just say you go dey greet person wey you no dey see that's all but e dey help


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Abeg somebody find me Okada, e be like say the biz DEY lucrative

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Congratulations to you love birds

I for marry the person wey dey quote me with plenty rants and insult for Nairaland here but na one Mumu guy like that and I no be #Gay

Abeg fine beta babe abeg try rant for me, or quote me with insult, make you see whether me and you no go chop mad man poo together

Try am see whether I no go chop your ear comot

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Abeg who wan sell him phone, I go give you 5 liters of fuel...



If you're not talking fuel then you're nt talking business

Take it or leave it
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Na so I been dey use komkom do queue for Toilet when I been DEY stay face me I knock you yard...



Old things has passed away and lo everything is now new, now NA my shoe I DEY use in place of komkom
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ANOTHER ADVANTAGE

People wey dey smoke IJEBU IGBO WEED Don change direction to OTUKPO weed cos after smoking IJEBU IGBO WEED you must drink cold pure water else you go turn Nokia (madness) now no more cold water


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Abeg the Indian man dey sell fuel?

Aww do sweet, I wish say I DEY dia, Nigerians good kwa o

SHOCK7:
you are a bloody nincompoop!

Thank you sir, NA the new name wey you wan dey call me be that?
The Name make sense sha
E sound like Yugoslavia

Shebi you see wetin Okposi Weed dey cause, come make we sip dogonyaro and kulikuli together so that you go get yourself...

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Nice one OP.
No vex o NA trek you go trek with all these your fine dressing, cos I hear say fuel no dey and people now say Park car use leg dey waka, I dey ask cos if heat do your with this close enough go heavy like marine rope

#Just_Advice
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Aww, see una na, una neva hear say only me fit push plane make e Start o

NA my own talent be that one o

God pick my calls or try flash me, my call me sms Don finish and the line tariff wey I dey use now too cost to call heaven..

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seunny4lif:
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Shout APC make dem use bottle draw Buhari for ur body [/bold]

Kikikiki

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Thank God I Don kukuma go wia these plenty wahala dem no dey...
NA just my family I DEY pity since DEm kwa dey experience all this shits.. .
Ndi ara

Anokwamrii n'ele unu n'onyonyo 7.5D

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Now no be PDP em again ekwa, na IPMAN, I still dey hear DEY observe una

Ndi ara Anokwamrii n'ele unu n'onyonyo 7.5D

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