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chila99:
when you masturbate to porn it does

Quote your source pls.


It does not in any way

This looks like psychological erectile dysfunction rather than organic ED. U need a psychologist and u'd be fine. The derogatory comment the first prostutute passed on u must have affected your self esteem, hence, caused your ED now. Masturbation does not cause ED from every scientific evidence available.

PopeFlatino:
What's d treatment like?

Triple therapy will be fine but it is good to see a doctor to make a proper diagnosis bro. U might need some investigations too

Murketeer:
You cuda started by asking him a little bit of questions like his Age, what he does for a Living and the nature of the Pain...but you tried sha.

That is like a full clerking already.

I should have asked him of his LMP too

PopeFlatino:
Please am dying of chest pain,has lingered for 1 month almost now and I have gone for all possible scans but nothing was discovered...it's killing me today that I have not stood up from my mattress

Who knows d solution to this my pains please ?

More details but I guess u have peptic ulcer disease

Henri244:
I had this same experience sometime last year, It's Stomach Ulcer
Visit the doctor and get test for ulcer, and start eating enough

Mad oo

I marvel at how people make diagnoses
Presenting complaint :
Shaking hands

Definitive diagnosis:
Peptic ulcer disease

Na you

Bigflamie:
Why would such tragedy befall on an innocent child. A child that doesn't know what sin is and God couldn't save him, yet some people will continue to sing praises to him.

You guys should be asking questions because I'm confused about this so called God.

God is not evil ( every good and perfect gift comes from Him). The devil is evil. The devil and his angels run the affairs of world ATM, he is the god of this world. Calamities and destructions are his ways of expression his vengeances towards humanity that Christ has come to save from the power of hell. The devil's time is short and he is made up his mind to pervade,destroy and manipulate whatever institutions , structures God desires to make whole. The devil has come to steal, kill and destroy.

Sammy07:
Are you now saying bricklayers and vulcanizers are very rich



Pls, stop saying trash

How much bricklayer dey earn?

My dad is a bricklayer and I am a doctor in training. I can speak confidently that he is richer than many doctors in my teaching hospital.

He has 3 houses, a car, many landed properties, farms and u name it. Just few doctors can boast of these.

The salary of resident doctors in Nigeria is between 250k to 450k, a consultant earns around 500k-800k.

He makes more than what they earn monthly from contracts. The only difference is that contracts don't come every time unlike fixed salaries earned by doctors.

I envy him at times

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

Mad oo

He is prolly schizophrenic and has some other forms of mental disorders

StandardJohn:
i will personally advise her to donate the money to an orphanage because those people at the top don't mind looting anything no matter how small it is. she'll be great.

Lol

Those at the top too will steal #2500. How far now?

DontBullshitMe:
Incompetent leader/Populist governor.

He was busy organising rally and tongue lashing Ajimobi and APC rather than take proactive steps and measure at limiting the spread of Coronavirus in Oyo state.

Now, he's a victim.

Every man for himself. I have no words of prayer.

Hmmnnn

As revealed on his twitter page this evening upon receiving his result. He is currently self isolating and has appointed the former CMD of UCH Prof Alonge to chair the Oyo State task force for covid19

I just received my COVID-19 confirmation test result. It is POSITIVE. I am asymptomatic and will continue to self-isolate.

I have designated Prof Temitope Alonge, former Chief Medical Director of the University College, Ibadan, as the Head of COVID-19 Task Force while I recover fully. Please continue to comply with all the directives from the COVID-19 Task Force. Stay home, stay safe.

https://twitter.com/seyiamakinde/status/1244672086825668608?s=08

All wrath of God has been appeased on the Cross by Christ Jesus. So, covid19 is not a demonstration of God's wrath but demonstration of the need of the world for a Saviour. And yes, Jesus is coming again

Oshigun:
Bruv, there is no contract or economic model an "act of God" or disease pandemic cannot abrogate to reduce us to cavemen.

Essentially, a deadly universal pandemic, with no cure or vaccine, takes the world back into the stone ages where man, in his village enclave, is basically concerned with surviving by having enough to eat and the essential tools to stay alive.

Now imagine every nation as the village enclave entirely focused on its own survival and unable to count on others, equally burdened and struggling to survive, for help.

It then becomes vitally important for every nation to maintain a reward system, i.e money, that will ensure everyone continues to work to produce goods and services that will facilitate the survival of citizens of that nation.

Imagine there is no societally accepted reward system, i.e money, people will accept in exchange for being productive.

We are simply back in the stone age where it is survival of the fittest and the strongest forcefully take what they want to survive. Money is worthless and no longer an incentive to secure productivity from members of society. Nigeria would be ripe for this scenario and I don't think I need to explain why to anyone aware of the Nigerian reality.

All sounds doomsday-like. Yet it makes perfect sense if we understand human evolution necessitated that a universally acceptable reward system is in place to ensure man continues to work to provide scarce and essential goods, food for example, and services like life-saving medical treatment.

Covid-19, at its worst, can take us back to times money was primordial reward used to order society. At that stage, and with others unable to help us, we would even use Cowrie shells as money, as was the case in the past, just to give our farmers incentives to continue producing the food to keep us all alive.

I have learned sth new at your feet

Goodgod213:
In the midst of corona landlord is still penetrating

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady

.

U brought tears to my strong face

Babapyro:
You're a disgrace,people like should not have been born at all,you'd rather go and die in another Man's country than to help your country in time of need,everyday I wake up I wish I will never have to share a nationality With a person like you.you're a national embarrassment.

Wow! This is too much for him na. 98 percent of doctors trained in Nigeria want to work in the overseas. Many of my colleagues are already preparing for PLAB exams. He is speaking for the majority. So your wish should be never to share a nationality with doctors trained in Nigeria.
Cos virtually everyone of us wants to jappa

safarigirl:
Not likely to ever happen for me

Some of us will just come and go. No marriage, nothing.

Not everybody will find love, and some will find love, but with the wrong person.

Me, I'm tired of looking forward to anything about marriage. If it happens, it happens, if not, we come and go. Nobody ever made it to history books, for being married anyway.

If I were your age mate. I would have loved to shoot my shot but still very young
You are a very pretty lady BTW. I really do pray you find true love soon.
Marriage is beautiful !!! Kids are awesome creatures from God. Imagine holding on your arms a princess or prince that bears your genes with face glittering with the shining melanin you carry. Having someone truthful to hear your heartbeats and share your burdens with. This list goes on

MrBrownJay1:
Netflix, PS4, board games, homemade clubbing for the next 20days... while hoping not to lose our minds!

supermarkets are the only shops opened, but only one person per household can go pèr week. if cops catch you in the streets wandering around, its a 300$ fine on the spot.

U guys are having fun mehn

SouthNigerian:
My people, can you all see Covik 1-9 is a mad dog?

Stock your homes with food items, the reality is becoming clearer. I repeat, stock your homes with food items.

May Heaven grant him speedy recovery, Amen.

This is unnecessary.

Stop creating panic

Foods will always be available even if the whole nation shuts down

tillaman:

This is really sad!!! One of the reasons I hate traveling and if I travel I no dey blink my eyes till I reach my destination cause I no dey trust anyone behind the steering except it’s me!!!
I hope God comforts the bereaved family And I hope they launch full investigation too so as to get to the bottom of this sad occurrence

That u even trust yourself should be a concern bro

deltateam:
I suspect epilepsy, poisoning or convulsion.

Most likely poisoning esp at the vomiting he later presented with.

If it were convulsions , that would not have been his first episode

Basit46:
Pharmacy

Alright. All the best in your pursuit

Never too late to chase your dream.

Basit46:
sometimes i think whether i should go and do jamb again

I am still in school (300 level)

I am scared of not finding job

Biochemistry

Any advice?

U can give it a shot

What course do u want to change too?

illicit:
my brother for the period the illness lasted, I nearly died because at first I lost appetite and was very hot, I actually thought I was going to die lol

What you had were prodromal symptoms. I had the same too two years ago. If u still doubt, I am
a medic!

illicit:
cow urine is medicinal tho.... cos I know that potions are prepared with it even here in Naija....
when I suffered from chicken pox, it was mixed with black soap and little alcohol, I drank this mixture for days albeit the very awful smell but it worked....

Lolz

Chicken pox is a viral illness and it is self limiting. U don't need any thing to cure it. It goes on its own. If u like take cow urines or not

StreetFight:
Useless Inspector, 12 children on his small salary. Will Osinbajo now start rearing 12 children like Xmas chickens whem Osinbajo himself has just 4 children or thereabout? Useless Almajaris. Let his wife and children join other Almajaris on the streets which is their natural habitat. Government will not give scholarship to 12 children of a late fucvking lowlife Inspector. The Inspector better come back as a ghost and start selling at Kano market and depositing money into his wife's account. Fucck, Fucck, Fucck, that's all these useless people know.

If you quote me and say rubbish when the useless dead Inspector is not your family, then Sango, Ogun, Osun and Obatala will strike you dead.

Very hilarious

Back2Daura:
I have been masturbating thrice daily since I was 17 years now I am 37 years old.

Are u married?

ghettochild4u:
Innocent snake that was just looking for a cool place to spend the night

Lol. Drop your room address here , it is definitely the coolest place on earth.

Hypocrit:
The Snake is highly venomous, its venom is hemotoxic, there is no antivenom for its bite yet, its bite has always been fatal.

I disagree

Its head is not triangular. Its pupil is not elliptical. The subcaudal scales are two roles. No fangs seen .... It is harmless

LordAzubuike:
Don't go and find better thing to do with your life. Siddon there dey look for awoof money.

I don't owe u any reply as this comment on my post is very rude and inappropriate . U can and should be better than this