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Relax people,it's not that bad yet.

you may want to wax. I wax too,and i've noticed the hair is slower in growing back.

For your more sensitive areas,brazilian waxing will be nice and perfect.

@ joshjosh
how do you do? Howz the weekend?

@poster

there is nothing wrong with you please.The right one will come when you least expect it.

O NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!! What really is the problem in this marriage please.Why don't you you report to the police. These 'nairalanders' will not help you. A short while ago it was anal sex and now he's abusing you!!!!!!!!! Sometime last year,it was another story.

Please it's high time you took a critical look at this marriage.From what you tell us,this guy is a savage man in a birthday suit. YOu know what to do.The cops paid a visit to a couple living downstairs(oyibos) because the man told his wife he'll slap her if she goes to the pub without their baby.So in your case,he has as much as pushed you,so please go and call MI5 to deal with him.

please leave this guy if you can't endure it anymore.He is more or less an animal,as you have presented him. Take care of your baby,and please whatever you do,she MUST NOT watch those silly movies or watch her dad beat you up.
I'll assume you are a smart woman and can make an informed decision.

grapes and litchi.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  O!!!! almondjoy,your kids don dey write term papers eh?
okay my own dey draw fish wey resemble lizard and dey recite vowels.Na breast the other one still dey drink.

you see,this is a sensitive issue in most homes,and i wonder why it has to be.How on earth will a man- MAN O-allow his wife pay fees why? what is he the head of the house for? My dear,if my husband refuses for any reason to pay kids' fees or bills, then i'll pay,but he will not hear the last of it o. that is a promise. I have never found myself in that position,but i pay fees for an aunty's kids in Nigeria whose husband has bluntly refused to live up to his responsibility;but when they say family head,he'll jump out like ogoro.

We all want the best for our kids,no matter what it takes.if it takes my holding two jobs,to give them world class education;where their father refuses(he wont even give it a thought), i will.  just like you said:if i had the oppurtuinities they have now,    but since i did not have it,i'm willing to struggle to give it to them.

allelujay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the NEPA wahala na wa sef.

Owenjay thanks so much. you see,i love nigeria so much.Infact more than Yaradua does , and i'll be happy if Nigeria flies again.i'll be the first to rush back there.

last time i was there,it was not a good experience at all.not for me,not for my kids.I'm planning another trip at easter, but without the children.I saw my dead grandmother honestly.Nepa struck as usual for 3 consecutive days

Talking about education,it's better off here.i've ''tasted'' the two and i can testify to it.Nigerians send their kids to school in GHANA.GHANA for crying out loud!!My younger sister graduated with honours,she studied pharmacy.She was without a job for 4yrs.Thank goodness for great mercies,she's now in the US and doing very well in a research firm.

Owenjay,thanks for this oppurtuinity,but as Almondjoy says, if your home country cannot meet your needs,then adopt another.That is what i did o. My children will get a good education and that's what matters most to my husband and i.I came here and he was back home.His company posted him here and on getting here,he found a job that would provide more''garri'' and he grabbed it with both hands.
I miss Nigeria, but right now let's earn a reasonable living here.

You are not going ''kolomental''. You may have to see a doctor in that field to ascertain that there's nothing serious going wrong?

@jassie

why are you doing that? try to be sympathetic, this guy may really need help. gehen sie ein strasse? danke gut,und ihnen?

yes siena,the fear of the knock on the door makes life misreable for so many.I was once in thorntonheath to pay a visit to an ill Nigerian colleague. The cops went by and i noticed her brother began to fidget . then the buzzer went off. AH!!!! check out the guy's sprinting.

The lady and her family have moved to Sweden,and the guy is still here.He's been there for about 2yrs and can hardly be of use to himself.He is a graduate of electrcal engineering.

It's really good here if one has a good job,accommodation and all that before hand.when one has no concrete plan in place,the result is living from hand to mouth,inconveniencing others in the name of''help your country man'', and of course looking behind you to know if the cops are trailing you. The answer to all these is: make sure you are a legal immigrant,be a hard worker, and everything will fall into place.

Goodluck to all intending LEGAL IMMIGRANTS.

@ almondjoy
sorry for your experience.i have had that once too and believe me,it's not funny.i had to cut the visit short.

I'll like my kids to visit Nigeria as often as possible.That's their home.The way things are in that country leaves a bitter taste in the mouth i tell you. I'll go back home to Nigeria much later,but without my children. Those guys there have brought the country to its knees and the way they are going to it's tummy,lying flat.

It's sad.We are even thinking of relocating to the US or Canada,but not to 9ja.when the kids are grown and have found their feet,then 9ja here we come.

I have alot to say but i'm feeling too lazy to type.but i'm saying it in my heart anyway.

@ folahan

pls is this a song?

kindly let us know what it means? not everyone understands yoruba.i'll like to know pls.

cheers.

eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! the grammer wey dey this nairaland go kill person troway. Please,what is rapped? na for moimoi leaf dey 'rap' am abi na wrapping paper?

on a more serious note-come out with the whole story,and you'll be sure to get some brilliant advice here if you need it. I don't get why she should be forgiven for being raped? OUT WITH IT MAN!!!!!

@ poster

Everything has been said here-both reasonable and unreasonable ones. the ball is in your court.

i wish you all the best.good luck next time.

@ zankey

of course,you can go to church,clap hands and sing allelujah.That's good enough

@ lawyer,
why did you say bitter leaf?? pls i feel like eating bitter leaf soup. someone pls come to my rescue. , i need soup.

i do not know the native name of maple syrup. It's the sap from the maple tree.i think you can find it in most big departmental/super markets. canyenne pepper is the normal dry pepper.but it should be used ground.

if you want to use it for slimming,then there is corn silk too.corn silk is the hairy part of corn.dry it in a cool place and drink as tea as you watch your diet strictly.that also works too,and it is easily within reach.

mightlove,all the best in your forth coming marriage.

personally,i use the iud (coil). it's really effective and has no side effects.I used it after my first baby,and spaced for 5yrs and 5mths. I took in a month after taking it off. BUT,in your case,you have not had babies,so the best bet would be the pill. you can add on some weight,black heads, your period may suprise you too. . but since you have not had kids,it's the best choice. another inconvenience is that you have to remember to take it almost same time everyday.

there is the iud with hormones and the one without.the one without hormones is better.it's called copper T.

@ manmustwac

i thought the school fees receipts and other school docs were needed when applying for the visa?

adeboo ekaro o.se dada ni.

pls what is oga o? What is oloshi jati jati??

congrats siena,good job.

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness.i'm hungry.boiled corn i can smell it from here.i'm off to brixton in search of corn