₦airaland Forum

Jerewise332:
To me this lady is not even attractive

Bros you sure say you mean am?

Manatee or sea cow. Very delicious meat!

It's only OBJ who knows FFK very well. He once said " Femi is my boy. Give him food and he will dance for you". In order words, his defection is not because of love for the country but because of selfish reasons.

alaricsaltzman:
Copywriting
Content writing
Software development
Data science
Digital Marketing
Video editing
UI/UX Design
Graphic design

E yapa. Pick one and dedicate 3 - 6 months to learning it.

YouTube is your friend.

Are you sure 6 months is enough to learn software development?

MiracleMe7:
Why did Tonto want to arrest Churchill? She should be careful because Churchill wife Rose meur will not tolerate that.

You really need à miracle in your life.

IVORY2009:
I see prince kpokpogri sueing this so called actress, especially if the allegations are false.

It can't be false. If he makes the mistake of sueing, him yansh go open and E go end up in prison.

UndauntedYOCA:
Even when Jesus met that adulterous woman at the well, he told her her past and present and told her to go and sin no more. Did he carry megaphone to announce it to the world? Did he report her? No! He only spoke to her and told her to go and sin no more.
Everyday, threads are created with regards women cheating and even get to front page (even the ones that aren't cheating). They trend and get to front page, even the ones that ridicule and subjugate women. Hardly will Nairalanders come here to tell us of their friends, colleagues, neighbors etc that cheat on their GFS, wives etc and if any thread like that is created (once in a blue moon do these threads get created), they hardly ever hit front page. I've been on Nairaland for over 2 years and I can say I've never seen threads like that on FP.

As for the woman, her egungun will soon enter express.
As for you OP, either you mind your business or you call the send the woman an anonymous message to let her know you're aware of her infidelity, tell her she'll ruin her home if she doesn't stop and ask how she'd feel if she was being cheated on by her husband.
Who knows if the woman isn't reciprocating what she's sure her husband is guilty of?
See, just do what's right.

Wrong advice! The op should have no business with the woman. Sending her a text message would make her change tactics. Instead of doing it at home , they would start going to a hotel. The text message should be sent to the man advising him to get a private investigator to monitor his wife and if possible, tap her phone.

cc:kempinski

chatinent:
I have.

Sb came to my store, discussed and bought goods that's worth ₦34k (after 20% discount since he said he wanted to celebrate his wife on their anniversary, the same day).

He sent me on an errand to get him a bigger nylon to pack sth. I did. I didn't know what was happening to me..even when I wanted to tell my boy to watch him closely, sth else like a force was just making my mind focus on going to buy the stuff.

I couldn't even remember to send my boy! At that period, what was in my head was humility and the customer-are-money dogma bla bla.

After buying it, the man asked for my account number, I spelled it out to him. I only remember him calling my name to confirm it's my account and saying he has sent it...after he made jest of my all-English name attributing it to names yahoo boys usually like to use. I was laughing sheepishly. (When I remember this, I want to hit myself so hard).

I was struggling so hard to tell him to wait so I'd confirm it. Before I could understand what was happening, he was gone. That was the exact moment my hibernated brain came back to normal.

I immediately dialed his number he gave me on TrueCaller. I saw Engr Daniel.Criminal. His number is 09073542987.



My human felt cold. Clearly, I was barking up the wrong tree.


I immediately went to see if I could see the uncle, he was gone at the drop of the hat for life. Drastic times call for drastic measures so I followed a route I felt he took swiping my big head left-to-right and right-to-left for two hours perusing the streets, junctions, and parks if my eyes would capture a manly figure holding two bags of my goods. I was really off my rocker.

I came back..it was pellucid I was hitting a dead horse. I no just know if na to cry or laugh..I come back come wear forced smile like mumu sidon. I could not blame the boy who attended to him. It was a clear case of hypnosis. The boy was more confused than I was.


A neighbor was telling me it's a new tactics that's in vogue. Another neighbor who heard about it exclaimed and said hers was bigger. She sells laptops. The person ordered her to pack four new MacBooks in his car with their sales of ₦700k that day. He didn't use a gun. He came, sat down, ordered her to go bring the ₦500k handy and also go withdraw the ₦200k they had earlier deposited to the bank via transfer. She withdrew on POS and gave the guy and he left.

My eyes sunk like TinkerBell... clearly, I was in wonderland. You needed to see the way I was seriously going to buy the nylons..and the distance my brain took me to.

I have been hearing it on a grapevine..but mine struck me recently.

Have you been hypnotized before?

After loosing a little above the minimum wage of an average Nigerian worker you still get mind to blow big big grammar.

larion:
for like 6 months, i av being reading on nairaland witout posting, but i cant hold it anymore wit dis thread, i design website, and nt rili bad wit development of it, as in php and mysql, but rili i dont get d jobs, im a 500level comp. Sc. Student but then i shld av few jobs 2 call mine, but nt rili, and here u pple r talking as if d jobs are everywhere, pls open my eyes, let mi even start wit d 40k, 50k job, cos i will neva take those 10k job even if they come, abeg good pple of nairaland dt get dis jobs wat im i missing

How you wan take get jobs when you write like this?

RapistOnBail:

You see one of the many reasons not to trust Nigerians with your money?

They come begging and dying for loans. Give them and see if you’ll get it back in due time.

Op,

You and other Nigerians who are loan defaulters are MAD!!!





I once gave a so called fri”ENEMY” of mine money to pay for an apartment cos I wasn’t in town and I wanted making payments ASAP to secure this apartment.

3 days passed and this caretaker kept telling me she hasn’t received any payment from any of my friends she saw when We went for the inspection.

I called the Bandit who refused picking my calls ever since I started pressurizing him to either pay for the house or send me back my funds.

Las las, the idiot sent me back about 30% of the money I gave him.

As a wise business man, I took the 30% and left the rest for him.

Today, the guy is broke and helpless. He has lost the only source of livelihood and can’t call me for any help.

I sit on my throne and watch him suffer. I’m waiting for his eventual death which will mean nothing to me.

Ciao.

Inasmuch as what the guy did was wrong, you don't have to talk like this. You are not God. He is suffering today not because he refused paying your money but because of the unbalanced nature of life. Don't rejoice when your neighbor is passing through tough times..

Sagefromtheeast:
Get busy

They do stuff like
*play games
*Nairaland
*Watch their favorite movies without unnecessary intrusions and interruptions...
It goes on and on

You forgot to add wanking to ease konji.

Nigerian policeman have an entitlement mentality. They think because they are policemen they supposed to enjoy free transportation, electricity and all. The police barracks in the town where I live has been cut off from the main grid for almost 2 years now because of their refusal to pay electricity bill. You will see their wives and kids going about with phones and chargers in their hands looking for where to charge their phones.

gunsnroses:
I think that is already a mixed breed dog. Can't really tell what its origin is.

Why? Just curious.

Lordofalmajiri:
do giveaway

You are living up to your name.

Softwareguy007:
So one day for this life, Messi and Ronaldo go quit football . That would be the beginning of the end for football worldwide. We would be left with Lingard and Co to watch

This was what my dad and his colleagues said when Pele, Maradona, Ruud Gullit and Bobby Charton quit football. In a few years time, players who would broke every record they created would emerge.

punisha:
Aboniki wey aboki dem dey rub for prick to perform well?


Ogbeni Take this thread to testimony and miracle section.

Aboki and Aboniki be last soup without meat. I hear say naim make their gbola dey long.

Northernblood3:
Tega the old harlot never get sense

See her looking like a 55 years old woman.

teelaw4life:
To be successful in most of life's endeavours, you must become a predator.

Only the wise would see real sense in this. Let me simplify, if you want to succeed, pity no one. Be ruthless and focus on the prey(your ambition).

This one career don finish! Many promising young men have fvcked away their destinies. Benjamin Mendy is about to tow the same path.

It's the natural law of saving the best for the last, nothing more.

Zuchey91:
Our upbringing is totally different, he comes from a family where women are supposed to be suffering and still be silent...this I found out after marriage...and I come from a family where women have a say.

I know how it would end if I tell him about it and I am not ready to go down that road. I am tired of the constant quarrels.
I can say I have gotten to my elastic limit and I have no strength of fighting for this union anymore in me.

Then leave the marriage if you feel you can't take it anymore. Rest assured that the so called ex of yours won't marry you. After he's through with you it would be the turn of all those small small yahoo boys. Na then your eyes go clear.

Athemisia:
very true... Could you imagine up till date those guys are yet to upgrade?

How can they upgrade when 75% of their staff are above 50 yrs.

Never to plan based on somebody else's pocket. and never to depend on ANY one for help: be it friends or family.

Pumpkins47:
That I.T is the surest way to make money

Which particular field of IT would you encourage one to go into to be financially independent iwithin the space of 5 to 6 months?

Betece:
This snake is very conjugal and retrospective, even without killing the snake every generator and washing machine nereby will be suffering from tuberculosis.
What I'm trying to imply is, that snake is naked and the privates are outside, killing it will hasten it judgment in heaven

You've made zero sense. If you don't stop taking that weed you might end up as a Yabaleft inmate.

Athemisia:
DRTV (DBS) in warri is the worst of them all... They are know for obituary content and always going off air

I can relate to this. They are fond of church adverts. They also have some very useless programmes: one of them is called Focus.

Supreme145:
She knows my struggles but she didn't have, I only called the man because I had exhausted other options

Would she have preferred you sit at home and miss lectures and assignments? The heart of man is too proud. A closed mouth, they say is a closed destiny. You did nothing wrong in asking for help. Many years ago that was how a lady living close to me died. She had malaria, plus she had no money on hand because her husband travelled to the village. Instead of asking for help from neighbours, she stayed indoors. You know those kind of ladies who love keeping malice and enmity. Na when her body change naim she send her children to ask for help from neighbours. By then it was too late. She died that same day.

Wizzy13:
shutup

i love the album like mad

Why you dey shut me up na bros? I offend you?

Charmingrascal:
I like am die I swear

Maybe because I've been so busy these days, I've not heard any of those jams being played on the radio or parties.

Charmingrascal:
Peter my guy continue enjoying ur blessed marital life.


I pray for you, devil will not scatter your marriage, all those that are waiting for bad news concerning your marriage will be disappointed.
Whatever evil they wish your marriage will go back to them in 10 folds in Jesus name.


I still dey jam "The Prodigal" album.

Paloma, Lola Diego, Ehlo, Odo, Just like that, Prodigal ft Dj Switch, Fly away, those are my favorite tracks on the album.

E be like say na only you naim like that album o.