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KeyEndurance:
Dont make Me To Laugh Abeg, i Should Buy Dog For What Again?

So it can chase / bite him
He'll think twice before thinking of coming to your house again after that

I just missed my dog back home he's great at chasing people away

virginprincess:
He can't leave me empty,it either he buys my own when he is coming or he will go back and buy it if he didn't buy it, else he is looking for trouble.

Your brain go reset after 7 days fasting

Lock your door.. keep your footwears indoors
So when he comes he'll believe you ain't home , even if he knocks don't open

Or buy a dog

Ideservebetter:
I'm 31

That means you are qualified to be called an evening newspaper

Goodlady .. is this you ??

If you trace an.. you go see say na Goodlady

Xchii:
cursed Osu bastard, I'm sure the tribe is yiibo

Are you done crying??
Twas a guess too
And its igbo not yiibo
Ya welcome

Otitipupa:
In my last thread, I narrated how my Roommate was camping a 14 year old Girl.

https://www.nairaland.com/7523104/roommate-sexually-abusing-14-year

Nairalanders advices me to mind my business and I’m grateful that I did!!!

My roommate informed the girl’s parents over the phone that their daughter was in his house and she is carrying his baby.

The girl’s mother was angry at first and started cursing my roommate. She told him how the girl’s father is sick and how she can’t break the news of the pregnancy to the man.

My Roommate asked for her account number and forwarded 10k for drugs and food. The girl’s mother called back to thank him.

I was surprised when I came back one day after job hunting to see the girl’s mother and younger sister in our room. They said they came to check on the girl.

They have already started calling my roommate “INLAW”. My roommate said he will only pay her brideprice if she delivers a health Baby boy.

The mother went back to the village leaving the younger sister to do house girl.

All I can say is that it is good to MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

I just hope I get a job soon and leave this forsaken place.

What tribe??
Lemme guess .... yoruba

One more reason not to get married 😂🙃

imagrg:
This is a lesson to every young lady:

Love a man that loves you and cares about you and not the one you are crazy after because he is either handsome or sociable or rich; that way you will enjoy less competition and have a fulfilled relationship.

You're wasting your time

Fear of large bodies of water ( swimming pool included ) 😒 , fear of snakes , fear of heights ( tall buildings)

You are not alone 🙃

That's why I said my mum first before any woman... no matter who the woman is .

Stop dating poor girls or you bear the consequences.. don't disturb us here again sir

Go comrade go ...
Just don't forget to update us how it went

Goodlady:
I ll slap you one day

Barking dogs don't bite

Stop showing me your pic ... I don't like evening newspapers

Goodlady:
Go n brush your teeth before you talk to me.

Say whatever you like ... but stop hookup please
Jesus loves you

Goodlady:
We ll abuse you o. You are not normal naa. Hope your daughter's ll meet men like you so that when they v sex with them, they dump them. Your penis no suppose dey rise fir women when you know you'll get tired of them easily. Dey masturbate since it's cum that you wan cum or kukuma dey patronize only Olosho! No woman should take you seriously, infact they should notice you immediately and eat your money
You look like a rapist and a 40 secs man. That means you ll probably v sex with ladies you v slept with, without their consent. You can't date a lady for a week without sex. What if she's keeping sex till marriage.
And I m not surprised I v read about 4-5 different males here saying they are like you. You all want sex but no strings attached. Then approach women and tell them from first day that's what you want. Stop wasting their time else you all ll meet who ll use your destiny as revenge.

Are you part of the women OP has used and dumped?? The way you took it personal

Repent from hookup

Say no to fornication

Goodlady:
If I no attack you for dream make Buhari re-sign!

Cry more ... you go collect wotowoto for dream too

Goodlady:
I ll slap you.

Goodlady:
I feel like slapping you. Werey sex starved boy.
You even get mind steal my line.
Do I know you?
Have we met before?

I'm a christian and I do not fornicate . Stop bringing s3x into this

Proof of the bolded please or you're a shameless liar,You this retired hookup girl .. do I look like one of your customers??

.. this is the second time you are telling me you feel like slapping me. I can give you my address
Just bring ambulance way go carry you go back , you fit put stretcher so you can have a comfortable ride in your ambulance when I finish with you ... ms slapper
Mtchewww

Your mum has seen what you couldn't see

Goodlady:
My father has a car.
I ll soon buy my car too cos am saving towards that. And if I buy it myself, I don't want to see him again. I v conscience and v the right to demand what I want.

I ll definitely buy it and that's the end of him with me.

Short broke black boy, na your type go marry at 45-50 cos you too talaka!

Have you seen me before ??

Poor wretched brainless evening newspaper... you're saving toward that but you want him to buy it suddenly for you

btw Marriage is not in my agenda

I haven't forgotten your begging thread back when your moniker was sweetplum

Tell your father to buy you a car and stop embarrassing yourself here

Nothing abeg

Haakeem:
Flee from fornication "Zina" or it would make your life miserable.
Hellfire is real.
Convert to Islam the religion of peace, it teaches good morals and is against fornication.

Christianity is also against fornication ( and adultery) sir

MistaCode:
Only real OG's knows this...!! I call it the "fallow method" where you allow the girl to go while you focus on important things in life...!! Trust me guys, this ladies always return back to you, then it's left for you to continue or not...

Agreed ... tested and confirmed

zeuss:
Please she is crushing on you....don't destroy her ego with negative embarrassing reaction....calmly and maturely tell her that she is unsettling u by her gaze and others have noticed...so she needs to pull herself together cos you not ready for any relationship.
Be kind to the weak, somewhere sometime the stronger will be kind to you.

OP I think you should go with this .. sounds matured
I usually ignore tho and it's been working well for me

TheNiceGuy:
You're all programed to blame Tinubu for everything that happened to you.

HATE comes from below, not above.
This shows TINUBU is greater than any Igbo, dead or alive

Next joke please
😂😂😂

If she's so decent like you painted her .. she wont be doing open relationships like a hoe
Use your effing brain!!

Cool .. keep it up bro
Ever since I stopped, I have noticed I've began to look better .. people also noticed it too and even told me

This drugs are killers one way or the other

destiny4luv:
Yeah base on my personal observation men are more cheaper than women when it comes to flirting and sleeping around. We men just love calling women hoe, slought, clitocurrency etc maybe they see them as weaker vessel. But in reality men are even worse than most of this women they abuse especially on line.

You will see a guy insulting a lady on line (especially on this forum) but if that same guy is given the opportunity to have a moment with the lady, most are ready to give their last dime just for that moment. I know the guys will come hard on me on this especially the guilty ones but it's the truth it's bitter but it must be said.

I am a young married man with kids. My wife has two facebook account, likewise myself but I have left the other one dormant for a very long time same with my wife too. We both have access to each others account transparency and trust from the beginning of our relationship. The one I operate now is the one all my friends and family has which the status is "Married" same with my wife but the other of our account which has be dormant for a long time now the status is "Single". So last week I just decided to check on our old account; men what I saw was so annoying in my own account I only got a few messages from some very old friends who don't have my new FB account and very few friend request, but in my wife's account "holy gram" she has more than a thousand friend request and loads of messages.

Since I was less busy, I just decided to check some of the messages chai most guys are truly cheap. If u see messages some guys u think they are responsible sent my God u will be amazed. They was this particular guy who sends message on a particular basis like "Hello dear, hi pretty etc" even without any response this guy keep on sending so I obliged and responded to his message, this guy was supper excited he said for months now he has been sending message with no reply but he was actually surprised I replied him. I said ok that I don't really visit fb often. So this guy said he love me from the very first day he saw my Profile picture (as in my wife oh) he thought he was talking to the lady on the profile pics not knowing he is charting with the husband. He said that there is hardly a day that goes by without him thinking of me, as he was charting I was seriously laughing how I wish this guy know say na he fellow guy man he dey chart with Lol... .

To cut a long story short this guy offer to have a meeting that he is dying to see me, so I asked him where he is based he said Abuja I told him am based in Delta State, he said no problem we can still see, I said ok. He said he will be traveling for the festive period to be with his family that he was in Abuja because of transfer. I told him so u are married, why cheat on your wife, he said I should forget that thing that as he is here he don't know what is wife is doing over there so let's leave that aside and have fun. He then asked me to forward my account details so he can transfer money for me to come this weekend; at that point I knew this guy is bloody serious.

Later in the day when my wife returned from work I showed her all the charts and she bust into serious laughter and her next word was "Most men are really cheap" I couldn't say anything but I know deep down in me she was right. Well we nor dey scam people for money far be it. We actually blocked the guy and I deleted that her account. So guys before u start insulting any lady that she is cheap check yourself first maybe u might be cheaper compare to the said lady, we guys too dey pretend. Compliments of the season to u all.

Please no guy should come and insult me for speaking the truth. Una know wetin I talk na true, we only get online "Redpiller" guys but in reality most are pussy ass nigga according to Nairaland number one Yahoo guy when dey Benin.

Do not generalize 🤝
And yes there are many useless guys that will actually lay with anything wearing skirt but once again do not generalize .
The reason is that men dont really have much to lose in sex but women can get pregnant. There are equally many useless women that will sleep with any guy for stipends too .

SAY NO TO FORNICATION

Goodlady:
He's not picking my calls cos I told him I wanted a car as val gift.
I just told him how I had a busy schedule last week and I wasted lots of money oh tfare plus the stress in entering cabs.
We were discussing and I mentioned I wish I had a car and we just talked normally.
Since last Friday, I v been trying to reach him but he's not picking my phone.
I called his friend to ask after him. He called back n told me he's going to check on me but he hasn't.
Why is he acting like he doesn't care?
Could my instinct be right that he's trying to run cos I mentioned I wanted car?

You're a criminal.. he suppose report you to the police as a potential robber