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lordZOUGA: I'd rather write a driver for a linux distro than for a windows OS

Why?

Temple run...I got tired of angry birds.

PointB: Some should tell this guy, that he doesn't know what he is talking about. He is a hypocrite, who runs with the hare and chase with the hounds!

Is this not same fellow who wanted state police, and more funds for his state? Are we not in same country where people are agitating for SNC, resource control vs removal of on-shore off-shore dichotomy?

Is not hypocritical for Fashola to suggest that nothing need change fundamentally in the constitution for all or any of these to be achieved? Doesn't this guy know that the foundation of the country, as enshrined in the constitution is very shaky, and the people want change? If he he believe attitude can change without new laws, why did he government introduce new laws in Lagos state?



Something is very wrong with the picture Fashola is painting. I think he has lost it! Clearly, he or people he represents or both don't know what they wont.

You really have a very low iq. For all those blaming the leaders, the question you should ask yourself is where they born leaders? Was Fashola or any other governor given birth to as a governor?
Change starts with the people. You really don't need a constitution to tell you not to drive on a one way lane. You don't need a constitution to tell you not to throw dirty on the street.
Its not our constitution that makes people like Bode George, Tinubu e.t.c feel like elders, its our value system and until we change that, no constitution will help us.
One of the threads i started on NL was https://www.nairaland.com/944205/what-person-doing-done-better. Unless we the people start taking responsibility for our actions, we are on a very long thing

Yomieluv: all the universities are needed to re-structure our failing education sector. Moral should be brought back to avoid loosing our future leaders to vanity of the world.

Stop deceiving yourself. Have you ever heard of the saying you can for a horse to the stream but you can't force it to drink water?

Idowuogbo: God-fearing
Responsible
Smart
Caring
Trust-worthy
Humble
Generous
Tall
Faithful
Financially comfortable
Go getter
Crazy
Funny
Brilliant knacker...
Educated
Oko nla
Tight arse

Have you met a guy who does not fear HIS God?

freecocoa: -He must not be a pompous person.
-He must have a big heart and be committed to charity.
-He must not be a talkative(I should talk more and he has to listen)
-He should be intelligent.
-He should be atleast taller than me.

Any other thing can be overlooked.

Can i proceed to the interview stage cos i don pass the 1st test.

She must be Self assured, confident and intelligent.

She must not NAG

HNosegbe: Isn't it funny how the Jonathanians on this forum have expertly avoided addressing the ISSUE at hand (namely, the shameful, wicked, diabolical appointment of a reviled, corruption-tainted shameless old man to one of the most sensitive positions in the land) and have instead resorted to name-calling in a vain attempt to distract the rest of us from the core issue being discussed?

My challenge to every Jonathan supporter on this forum, as well as all those who "voted for Jonathan but not the PDP" is to show the rest of us, in plain, unambiguous terms, how EXACTLY this appointment fits in with the president's "transformation agenda" or his supposed "war against corruption". Show us Anenih's track record as well as his achievements in public service or private enterprise that qualify him for this appointment. In fact, prove to us that this appointment is not just another example of the crass patronage, "jobs-for-the-boys" system that has been the hallmark of this killer party called the PDP.

I'm waiting.

Bros you go old for this wait wey you dey oh...

I'm waiting of sillyNigerain to add this to the list of GEJ's achievements.

SimonAndal: _
Lemme re-phrase that: something challenging that LOOKS nice. That said, Debian trumps Fedora. And Ubuntu wins.
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Getting files ready for installation (70%)

I get your point now. My system is a dual boot windows 7 and ubuntu. I suggested fedora because i thought you wanted a challenge.

SimonAndal: Why I upgraded? Stuff looked fancy and I had data to spend.
Well that's like 35% of why I upgraded. The other 65 is for the change. I've been using 7 for a while now, and it's become predictable. I needed something new. Challenging. A new learning curve. Hence, 8.
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Collecting files, settings and applications (100%)

Try fedora

Friendship first.
Being friends before dating saves you a lot a problems.

Men chase girls that are worth chasing.

Chophismoni can i chase you?

Bad move by FB. Email works very well because spam can be controlled.

She is disappointed. She taught you you looked like Denzel only to find out you look like Wayne Rooney

QUESTION::
- Which song ought to have been in the list?

Answer
- Me i know go smoke ganja again by Dj cunty!!!

onye ego: Oga if you sleep with any woman, you have become ONE with her even if you sleep with a thousand women.
That's what the bible said not me cos the bible only permits intercourse for "married" people.
This is why the bible went further to say that fornication is the only sin you commit with your body, so my dear flee from fornication until you find your "good thing" (wife)

How can you fornicate when according to you any woman you sleep with becomes your wife? Can you please explain what fornication/adultery is to me?

onye ego: Who collected the bride price of Eve in the bible?
Or is Eve not Adams wife?

I agree that one must pay the dowry but its doesn't prove anything before God.
Whether you pay or not, as long as you sleep with each other, you have become man and wife.

Then what is adultery?

Sincere 9gerian: Why do you enjoy LIES? Why do you eat and breathe LIES? Your principal can NEVER become president on the foundation of LIES and FALSEHOOD, which you'r currently building. If you had followed the links in my second post, you would have seen several other massive projects that the govt did or embarked upon this year. But rather than do that, you found it convenient to hug LIES. Shame on all LIARS

Dude you might appreciate mediocrity it doesn't mean others do.
From your other thread:
Massive rehabilitation of Airports
Almost concluded Privatisation of PHCN
Road construction
Creation of 9 new universities.


None of the projects had completed tagged to them. So what lies am i telling?

In 2012, GEJ achievement is a train ride from Lagos to Kano and the OP along with his goons are rejoicing. Mediocrity is a disease.

hypeman: Nah, bro..

Her ti.ts are DDs with each ni.pples measuring 1inch..

Dude so you've been keeping her cancer free? Nice one. keep it up

hypeman: Slimyem, I know you have got DDs on you - let me squeeze dem things there to prevent/stop cancer...

Slimyem has "agbalumo" on her, do not be scammed!!!

freecocoa: No worry, na you go do tomorrow pressing.

freecocoa: His hands are already working as we speak, thanks for offering though.

Why did you wake him? You for let the guy sleep small na!!! Pressing byeast is now medicinal so it cannot be classified under "cheating".

freecocoa: Eh! and my man is here sleeping.

*Taps him and says*
Wake up honey, you have an obligation to these b**bs.
Squeeze as hard as you can, suck if you have to sef.

Yeah just like that, ah oh that's nice.

Freecocoa no need to wake him, my hands are free

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]First it was sanitary pad, now it's boobies

. . .Dude, I'd really love to have a looksee at your web search history.

@ Topic

Scientist - A little squeeze can stop cancer.

Women Everywhere - Oh cool! So how do we go about it? Is there a compressed Breast Cancer Bra we can buy?

Scientist - No! No! That kinda bra is not a possibility in the nearest future. We are just telling you a little pressure can stop cancer.

Women Everywhere ^{*scratching head in confusion*} - Okay, so what do we do now?

Scientist - We are just saying a little squeeze can stop cancer.

Women Everywhere - How do we know when a little squeeze is a little squeeze? Is there a gauge or something. . .we'd really hate to just be assaulting our breasts? Those things are kinda tender, ya know? So it would be really nice if you told us how to go about it.

Scientist - What is with all the questions? We already told you a little squeeze can stop cancer. What more do you want from us.

They are obviously just polongoing it to get more money because honestly, this info is absolutely not helpful.[/quote]My hands are helpful and gentle!!!

KateSpade: I do, but I tell them not to hold their breath. If it happens it happens, if it doesn't I'll be alright. I'm not going to rush into something that lasts forever.

You are blessed!!!

babyosisi: Hahahahaha!
You collect the tithe for NL,I am in charge of the first fruit and free will offerings,building funds,pastor appreciation ,seed faith,Samaritan purse,widow's help account and the Jet acquisition windfall account

Babe only you 1 person??

ITbomb: Remember to drop ur tithe to the Nairaland Ministry Worldwide.
I'll privately mail u the official bank details to avoid abuse

Oga you are in charge of welcoming new members to the ministry. Leave finance to those of us in the finance department.

OP congrats.

Blackberry as a brand is in coma and will take a lot more than this to wake them up for the following reasons

1)Fanboyism: Apple have their fans locked in come rain, snow or shine and there is nothing RIM can do about that.
2)BBM with video = Skype so why would i drop my Iphone or Android phone for a blackberry because of a service thats limits me?
3) Dynamic lock screen makes no sense to the average user
4) If blackberry can run android apps why would i not just get an android phone with more options?(why would i buy a toyota cos it can use a honda engine). Almost every android app has it ios version.
5)support of open standard makes no sense to the average user.
6)The average user really doesn't care about browser speed. Fanboyism also works in the browser space.


#i'm an apple hater but this is reality.

Techwriter: [size=15pt]WARNING:[/size]
If you are a celebrity or public figure, you better give your life to Christ. Death seem to have sworn to deal with actors/actresses and politicians this season. Getting saved and serious with God will help you build defense against death. But even if it happens you will be sure of your destination in paradise.
Check out the Roll Call this last quarter:
Enebeli Elebuwa-Actor(RIP)
Pete Eneh-Actor(RIP)
Patrick Yakowa-Kaduna Guvnor(RIP)
Mr. Danbaba Suntai-Taraba State Guvnor(in battle)
Sulivan Chime-Enugu govnor(not confirmed)

I'm I forgeting anybody?

Dude use the brain God gave you. People die everyday.

Sincere 9gerian: My dear, dont mind them. They'v all withdrawn to their concoons. They didn't attempt to disprove anything because there's nothing to disprove. I presented FACTS, supported with images, media reports and testimony of beneficiaries of those projects(mainly mega projects). I just occurred to me to do this because the LIES and propaganda of opposition party faithfuls and ethnic warlords on NL was becoming too much. I even omitted some areas like the wonderful work being done in agriculture and health. In fact this GEJ govt is doing SO MUCH. I'm sure I spoiled the party for the 'retardinhos' today but we'll continue to do the right things for love of country with the support of other patriotic Nigerians.

If GEJ was doing as good as you are trying to portray, you would not need to shout his achievements. They say a Gold fish has no hiding place.