₦airaland Forum

Challas:
That Works Minister is just a Chronic Lier,last 2 months after a FEC Meeting he told d world that work will begin in earnest at the Enugu - Onitsha Express way but i can tell u that nothing and i mean nothing is happening on that road uptill now.I wonder why Gej should surround himself with sycophants and scoundrels."i've not  even perceived d promised fresh air,i always wonder wen that will come"

Show me your ministers friends and i'll tell who you are

comedy half hour with GEJ

maxygirl:
I wish Our leaders should just stick to a clear road-map. Cant they just make up their minds on a clear policy?. I am getting sick of Nigeria story.

There is a clear policy and a clear road map.
Havent you heard of loot or die trying,

^^
would

Pukkah:
I agree with the introduction of toll gates but there must be conditions:

1.  The road to be tolled must be smooth and not have potholes.  It should also be wide enough for the envisaged traffic on it.
2.  The road to be tolled must have emergency accident points.
3.  The road to be tolled must have police patrol teams and FRSC men.
4.  The road to be tolled must have functional street lights.
5.  The road to be tolled must have roads markings and road signs.
6.  The road to be tolled must not have trailers and trucks parked indiscriminately on them.
7. The bushes in the median of the road to be tolled must be well-cut and maintained.

These are the minimum standards that I expect before government goes ahead to toll any road. In fact, government should first rehabilitate these roads (put them in the conditions described above) and hand over collection of tolls and first class road maintenance to private companies.  If not, the proceeds from the toll would likely be embezzled and the people will bear the brunt.

Government should also implement emission rules for our vehicles in Nigeria. There are many instances of old, smoky and clanging vehicles emitting dangerous and thick clouds of smoke on our roads.

Guy it wont have be easier , faster and straight to the point to just write i dont want toll gates back

Money for awon boys,
I thought GEJ said part of the proceeds from the removal of subsidy wont be spent on roads

Well since they(GEJ and co) increased the minimum wage money for stealing development has reduced

Yinkay:
Dont they have different Business hours? For school 8am to may be 4pm. Brothel 7pm till dawn,

some run 24hrs

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Siena just advised you in another thread about this text linggo.
Invest in a keyboard and dictionary if the keyboard doesn't help[/color]

Good advise

WAVixen:
So sad to see the English language dying so fast, it would have been better in pidgin English.

ekao:
3yrs ago i startd a relatnshp,shrotli afta kick off he startd skuln outsyd d state we based(long distant reltnshp) n since less intmacy hlps u cope wit LDR we kpt dat rule, buh 3 mnths ago i made a frnd, a gr8 1.dn he axd mi out,i agred cos i knw we stp bin frnds if odawise. both guys knw m kipn both of dem, n am obviousli [/b]more intmate wit No2,(nt sex sha o)buh i fil is [b]rung(guilt) cos m almst sure i wld end up wit No1.shld i quit n lose No2?

shortly = 7 alphabets and shrotli = 7 alphabets so why not use the correct spelling??

Writing wrong would have been better than rung(guilt)

what about guys from cameroon
rememeber the good samaritan story abt the yoruba guy , hausa guy and the cameroonian??

Ascony:
you can outsmart your way tru life, wat will dat profit u? u can manage to dodge all d bullets dat life throws at u. wat will dat make u in d end? A Nobody!

But d real man is dat man dat look his obstacles and fears face 2 face!; d man dat tackles his challenges wit all d strength, vigour and pasion; d man dat swims tru d oceas of tribulations and tough times and still comes out alive and successful! Dat man is d Real Man!

Life is not a bed of roses, when life confronts u with a difficult challenge, do not dodge it, rather face it with all your guts, , cos wat does not kill u will surely make u stronger! se fini,

or leave you paralaysed in a hospital,

ahidjo:
[size=14pt]Who is the only Nigerian coach to lead Nigeria to Olympics finals?
Who is the only Nigerian coach not to have lost to Ghana in 5 games?.
Who is the only Nigerian coach not to lose to Brazil in any competition?

when you answer these questions, then you begin understand how evil, wicked, irrational a typical and average Nigerian is. Shame!!![/size]

ogbongzky:
Ask them ooooo,

My writing fine pass for class no be first position,
At least those that lost to ghana qualified for the nations cup?
would u rather lose to ghana and qualify for the nations cup/world cup or watch it at home and not loose??

hercules07:
My own question is if a government can not take on criminality, why should it expect the ordinary citizen to bear the brunt?

Brilliant question,

Wont mind a woman older than me,
I kind of find women who say they they would find it hard to respest a man younger than them immature. What has age and respect got to do with each other??

ubong ekpe:
Pls NL b4 your react to any treat, do your home work well. stop abusing people.

Am  a Nigerian  like u guy working in private sector. Have not benefit from any government  either the present or the past one, so am not supporting one, but i want to make the following clear.

- The three refineries are all working at their optimal capacity. I have been to these refineries at least 3 to 4 time in the last 2 months, so the problem is not fixing the refineries, but their out put can not meet with Nigerians consumption rate, that why we are importing. Also remember that we are not a capitalist economy but rather a mixed economy, but the government want to move into a socialist economy, by so doing the private sector will be the major controller of our economy where price will be determine by the force of demand and supply. so it will be the responsibility of the private sector to build the refineries as is done in most socialist economy in the world.

- Secondly i want state here that i support the removal of the subsidy, we should be able to embrace change, every great economy in world pay one price or the other, for instance like China. Just imagine for every liter of fuel we are buying the government is paying  almost 80 naira to the importers, who will not even want our refineries to work so that they can continue to enslave both the government and the masses. So this is what is going to happen at the initial stage, like the coming of gsm, a Sim card was almost sold at 30k while Nokia 3010 was 40k+, but Sim card are almost free, with 27k you can buy the lowest grade of BB, why is this so, because the force of demand and supply are in place. With the subsidy gone the fuel will be sold at 150 naira per liter at the initial stage but with time we will be buying fuel at 18 to 20 naira per liter, the private sector will be force to build refineries to reduce the cost of importation instead hiding under the umbrella of subsidy to make their huge profit . they will be room for competition and the three refineries will be privatise like the case of NI TEL.

Why do people have to compare every other sector with that of telecoms??
Guy incase you dont know or are too young to remember, Obj increased fuel price to N70 because he wanted to remove subsidy,
A government that spends over 70% of annual budget on recurrent expenditure? Dude please,
Oh by the way, just look at the cement industry because that's a prelude to fuel when the so called subsidy is removed,
Dangote , Otedola and Gej all na pdp,

have you seen one??

I'd like to know the members of that committe and which dams they checked?
By the way, did the committee speak with the companies which built the dams?? The purpose or mandate given to the company might have warranted the design

Isnt it funny that people in favour of tithing always say when i started paying my tithe God blessed me Does that mean God values tithing more than holiness??

Benstino:
Pls 4 those insinuating that u cant pay your way to heaven.Paying tith doesnt lead u to heaven.Malachai 3 vs 11 stated that it is for prosperity,safety and all round blessings.Dont pay it cos a man of God(some of the who are purely lazy is forcing u to do so).Pay it cos God wants u to do it .

Matt 6:33 but ye seek first the kingdom of God and his RIGHTEOUSNESS; and all this things shall be added unto you,
Bro benstino pls explain this

LMAO
una no go kill person for here,
@op if dem sack mi for work cos i dey laff too much hmmmmm

Baawaa:
This was one of my testimonies, Precisely,2004 when i was seeking for job,i attended my church deliverance program and in that program they asked us to make vow.[b]My own vow was"GOD i want to be paying Tithe"believing me that very week i got a job,[/b]Since then i have been paying tithe.In addition,in march 2005,i increased my tithe just to round-up the figure.To my surprise the following month my salary was increased!!

The bible says seek ye the kingdom of God and every other thing shall be added on to you!!!
Can you pay your way to heaven?? i'm asking cos of the bolded part since anytime you pay more money in the church you recieve blessing whether you fornicated/committed adultery/committed murder(fix ur choice) .

Beaf:
^
When your state starts functioning and not begging for free oil money, you will shut your stinking gob.
GEJ has asked you phuckers to accept true federalism, make the local govts the primary unit of govt and do away with states; but no, you parasites can't do without your free oil money fix, then you turn around to blame GEJ for the foolish things you did when in power in 50 years of brainless mismanagement. Now there is somebody fighting to do the right things, you shameless vultures throw in all sorts of obstacles so no new changes can come in. You have failed.

Losers.

If you have ever been abroad, you will know that the LGA is the primary govt unit, not your phucking lazy state and its addiction to money it doesn't produce. Na swear dem swear for una?

This power station is owned by LG's in the UK, but over here you phucking fools keep battling to be fed day-in, day-out by the FG. Ain't you ashamed? Fool.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/SELCHP.jpg/800px-SELCHP.jpg

Dude incase you dont know, the oil money should be controlled by the two Governors and not GEJ?
Question to you Beaf
If GEJ was as intelligent,bright and is the messiah you proclaim him to be, why has he not cut the cost of Government?? Capital 30% and recurrent(payment of salaries etc)70%??

NNPC is the private bank of the president while light is the campaign manifesto and the best way award huge contracts,

Gbawe:
Are these people for real  From "total privatisation" , before the election, to this i.e more or less full engagement of the FG in the sector ?  Anyway smart folks know why the FG, despite saying so, has now done a total U-turn to remain in the contract-reliant cash cow the power sector is. Did I not tell the likes of Papabrowne and Paddy lo, before the election, that this is all GEJ is capable of serving up and not the radical changes some folks misguidedly believed a politician , timid and mediocre his entire career, can magically deliver?

Which Private sector investor is mad enough to invest their funds in a sector to be managed by the FG given that corruption, profligacy and lack of transparency is worse under this Government? Someone should remind us of what George Soros and others told Okonjo Iweala when she approached them to invest in Nigeria.

Gej and Nnaji already have an excuse for the bolded, they'll just blame PHCN workers and promise that if given a second term they will tackle them.

Beaf:
^
Weak minds said the same about the Nigerian bond GEJ floated last year. Weren't you one? Didn't you scream persimistic negativity like the World was gonna roll over and melt? Lol!
Now the Nigerian bond is the poster child for developing nations. Strange eh?

The first thing that is targetted in times of war, is the power supply. [b]What sense will it make to 100% hand that over to foreigners? [/b]Nobody in their right senses would sell their own country in that way.

Lol! Imagine giving foreigners the power to switch off the lights across the country when and how they wish. Second slavery.

Who says we must give it to foreigners??
Oh by the way, in times of war communication is the first thing that is targetted.

Reverse Gear

ignorance personified

Ban public religious worship
change nigeria from a federal state system to six independent regions similar to the uae

Agree with the OP,

mystiqueem:
In fairness the OP did start with: I'm not married so what I say here is not conclusive,

Personally, I think the PRESSURE to settle, is the problem.
When one takes time to search for the ONE, every other thing just falls into place.

MY OPINION  

I believe thats what the OP means

After reading some of the replies here, it is evident that Nigeria is in trouble, Octopus paul predicted the whole world cup, Everyday people predict Epl scores,
so wats d big deal in Tb prediction?

Has anyone done the revised GRE?? if yes what did you score and what did you use for preparation I plan to do mine in december and i need study materials urgently.

We pick a place where we could all meet and fix a date for the meeting preferably a weekend. My thinking is that whoever will bother to show up must be 70% interested.
At this meeting, we exchange ideas and draw out a map/ timeline. if possible we share out tasks to each person there.

@gameaddict nice one, i originally signed up for the first one but got distracted.
I'm interested and i've started learning C++ cos of game programming.
I also think the project should move to its own website with a mailing list.
I also think we should all meet in person(those that live in lagos).

Nayah wats up??