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Makinaki:
Did I hear someone say Nigeria in the video?

Yes . I think he said when you /I went to Nigeria

Angelfrost:
Well, they have bitten a big chunk off its importance to people....

Why spend so much attending comedy shows when little data can get you something close with your phone!

The game is seriously crowded now!

Just like most people stay home to watch a movie; a good number will still be people to spend money to go to a cinema .

People are still willing to spend 1 million per table at a show with a stand up. Or 10K for standing position!

tianshie:
How is stand up obsolete?

Abeg, please ask him. Maybe he means the skit makers have dislodged stand up. But that doesn't seem accurate.

CyberWolf:
Safe trip …. Meanwhile I just saw google ads for the first time on Nairaland, na now Seun go make bastard money with all these traffic …. Congrats in advance.

Adwords were on Nairaland for years before they removed a few years back for the current local ads.

philo04:
Guys never dispise days of little beginning
Abeg encourage me by subscribing on my YouTube channel...Episode 2 won't disappoint you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TisZGG7ByJ8

You produced this or acted in it?

alizma:
If soyinka is sure of his words why did he wait till now? Obviously Soyinka is just one of those jealous elders. Omisore didn't just appeared in Nigeria last week. He has been around and I expect Soyinka to have done the needful if he has evidence to support his allegations

Wait till now how? Sorry sir, but is this your first day following the news?

This man is not ready for real work. Na same same

Bigredmachine:
What has a leg chain got to do with the job, was the question... Now the answer is... What is the work of the leg chain on the leg...

I have come to a conclusion that many people don't have any tangible reasons as to why they do some certain things in this life, because u see other people do it, u too just want to do it...

If for example my friend who is a musician tints his hair, pierce his ear and draws tattoo on his body (just to promote his hustle) and because it looks good on him, then me an aspiring banker or a medical doctor should i now go and do same, just because it looks good... Anyway I digress

This empty skull headed girl, would see it as normal and something accepted by the general public...

Am happy she did not get the Job... Cause her appearance has already showed she's irresponsible...

Irresponsible because she has a leg chain on? But very responsible because they are smartly dressed like Hitler , Abacha and Abba Kyari.

Una well done....

But truly CR7 is great. Brady had retired 39 days before; the then saw Ronaldo score a hat trick and unretired the next day. Just 40 days in retirement and CR7s greatness changed his mind!

NwaAmaikpe:





Tom Brady was good but can by no standards on a stretched lenght be called a Greatest of All time in sports when compared to CR7. Legend would have just been the most appropriate term for CR7 to have used.

So, I don't know if to call it humility or just plain mockery.

There's Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Michael Schumacher, Muhammad Ali, Tom Brady, Roger Federer and Usain Bolt, they all set records in their respective fields but globally only one name comes to mind when the term G.O.A.T is used in sports.

Just like there is only one GOAT in showbusiness and he is Michael Jackson,
Likewise, there is only one GOAT in the world of sports, and he is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro.

7 NFL Titles, never been done before and probably never again? Total dominance of the Sport for over 20 years?You think it's beans.

Johel:
Russia should declare world war!! And fukk all these people up...those pple spoilt the world,sold Africans to eachother,made Africans go against each other,took most of the treasures and used the people badly and still using them till date, what's Russia's offence?...Ukraine bit more than they could chew.

[b]Made [/b]Africans go against each other?

Are they God or are you people just dummies?

ManirBK:
Please British should not think of that, this is a private business own by an individual.
Chelsea is not owned by Russian Government, is owned by an individual Roman Abramovich who is not Vern a member of the Russian Government.
United Kingdom the wicked Government!

Modified..
As a Nigerian you’re supporting the west at this modern age where we have technologies to unravel what really transpired during
slave trades, the Russians never came to Africa to take your
ancestors as slave and steal your resources, it’s the same
westerners and the US whom y’all drumming support for, despite
their atrocities committed against mankind right from the
beginning of our existence, countless times the west and US has
invaded countries like Libya, Yemen, Cuba Afghanistan Iraq Etc
yet nobody have thought about it but y’all criticizing Russia for
invading Ukraine, please emancipate yourselves from mental
slavery and media propaganda of the westerners they’ve been
lying to you and messing with your brain with media propaganda.

Lies. Lies. Lies.

Teettyllayho:
Please I need advise from people with grown up kids.

Honestly, parenting is not easy. I don't even know what to do anymore.

My first son is 7 but he is kind of slow. However, he's above average in learning and he's learning at his pace. I understand all of this and I'm always happy to guide him.

Shouting reflects a lack of self control and indiscipline on the parents parent; how do you want to instill in a child what you don't have.

Nigerian parents can be extremely violent, I am a living witness.

No matter how aggressive or repetitive you are, a child will always be a child.

Discipline is very important, but without love; you are only building a violent bully which most Nigerians eventually turn out to be.

Don't give up though.

Westloop13:
In war there are no winners ,just survivors who lost alot of friends, family and hope.
I hope Zelensky understands this sooner before his thirst for Western dollars ruins his country

EDIT: For some of you quoting me, If Zelensky valued Ukraine's sovereignty, he should have understood that inviting the US to stage nuclear weapons pointed at Russia in a country situated right next to Russia will definitely force Russia to act in self-defence.

Sovereignty is like democracy, some lines are not meant to be crossed. Zelensky understood this, but his hunger for western money blinded his sense of judgement.

I wish this war never happened and I pray for the Ukrainians, but if Russia hadn't invaded Ukraine after Zelensky's action, then the USA would have deemed Russia as weak.

You all know how the USA treats weak nations, Right?

Oga, you are just typing what you saw somewhere. Everything you have typed is complete fallacy.
Go and study what happened in Russia in September 1999 when Putin was Prime Minister.

You people have absolutely no idea who this man is

So literally the best nations in the world, where everyone else is flooding to and where their people are free to prosper.

And those for Russia? Hmmmmm...the dregs...

Pipefitter:
So where will the funds for these come from?

80% of the budget of Nigeria is stolen, misappropriated or mis placed. The entire government is run on the rest.

We have enough money to do this and many more.

Just one ordinary General ( not GOC o) had N400 Million stolen from him, not all his money o.

Just one Director of a Government agency was found with $65 Million

Just head of an unknown FG agency had N5 billion worth of properties seized.

Every Minister, DG, Deputy Director, Commissioner, Governor is a Billionaire in naira and all came from government funds.

Decency2020:
Police improved welfare package was one of the demands of the youths during endsars protest but because of egunge they collect at the road blocks they thwarted the protests . What again do you want the masses to do?

We are recruiting the wrong people into the Police. Put lipstick on a pig, it will still be a pig.

For one, Police in every area ( as in street,village neighborhood) should be people who come from that area or live there.

emmanuelbrown26:
Update us abeg, they should check missing body parts of d girl bcs I don't trust afonja in mining body parts.
So lazy to work but ever ready to faji, all they know how to do is skullarship, it means any missing person would be difficult to find in afonja land.

Oga this is Monday, stop all this miserable way of living.

Your life doesn't have to be this bad.

2 things I know about Naija Police, even with all their evil:

1) If they want to find any criminal, they will find that person.
2) When spotlight is on them or one of their Ogas over a case, they act quickly and perform.

We seriously need to empower these good members of the Police.

No reason why the least paid police office should not be getting:

-200k salary . DP0 should be getting minimum 2 million
- free health care
- free accommodation (minimum 3 bedroom) not the disgusting Police barracks.
- Car load paid over 10 years.
- free education ( books, fees,) for biological children
- 6 months training in Israel or USA
- Free vacation every 2 years.
- 5 Million Naira bonus at the end of any year where there is no compliant against them for dirty behavior.

And all Police officers should sign undertaking that if they are found aiding criminals, oppressing civilians, drunk on duty or taking bribe should be jailed for 30 years and executed if found to be aiding violent criminals.

Nigeria has a long way to go. How can the President single handedly decided to remove the Chairman of his party? A party with allegedly millions of members; don't they have a say?

With the added portfolio of Minister of Petroleum combined with President; with the Boko Haram war and onslaught of bandits, now nationwide fuel scarcity, how does he even have the time for all this nonsense?

DoggoneDogg:
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Afonjas love decapitating their fellow humans

Calm down my guy... . If you spent as much energy as this on your life, I'm sure it will be much better than it is.

This is madness o. Things are happening in this world.

DoggoneDogg:
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Tell your murderous tribe that has institutionalized skull mining to stop killing people.

See this one, everything is tribe; Africans and backward thinking , who told you I'm this tribe or that tribe.

Use your brain man, it's Monday morning.

If you shut down your brain so early on Monday and fill with hate and madness, how will you function throughout out the week?

whytediamond:
Script being acted out. Make una wise up Nigerians.

Everything is script? Too much joking in Nigeria.

You know what it means to be charged as a drug dealer in this world, not carrier or user o, but dealer?. Its a tag that can NEVER be removed , not labeled o; but charged to court. CIA, FBI, MOSSAD, M-15 FSB all don enter your name for life.
What kind of nonsense script is that?

nedekid:
Chisos, this pic must be photoshopped.
Ooni is a devout christain and wount associate with even the statue of a head.

And the Traditional rulers in the East and North are children of Mother Theresa? Nigerians like unnecessary jokes when serious matters are being discussed are like 5 and 6.

talktimi:
APC is a curse on Lagos state, the rate of kidnappings and ritual killings have skyrocketed in that already stressful State

What about Niger where bandits have taken over entire towns and collect taxes.
What about Anambra where criminals are so bold, they killed 20 people in broad daylight at a funeral ?

Or is it Ogun or Kaduna and Borno or Imo and Rivers I should mention?

Nigerians like to joke too much.

DoggoneDogg:
The Most Wicked Tribe in the World strikes again!!

These wicked people don't care if you are one of their own. Even their government have now joined in to increase IGR.
Haba for Afonja!!!

Please use that thing between your ears. It's called a brain.
Learn to show empathy. Not everything is a joke.

Righteousness2:
And the western media put it at over 6000!

The Condition of the World today can be described in one word; CHAOS!
There is nothing more Essential to the World than the Gospel of JESUS Christ..

6000? Which media sir? UK said 450, Ukraine said 3500.
Do you really expect a country with no media freedom to state its level of casualties?

During the ECOMOG war under IBB, planes filled with coffins of dead Nigerians regularly landed in Lagos at night from Monrovia; it was a military regime, Nigeria never announced its casualties

rottennaija:
Don't mind the fools. Their propaganda agenda is to make people see him as a mad man. That way, they will believe he isn't acting rationally.

Start story. Tales by moonlight

Quelme:
Them never see anything!!!

The end of the empire of lies and criminal NATO is near!!!

Jealousy and evny.. Chai see human beings

complexBoss12:
for Nairaland citizens of US by wish. these are the countries your beloved USA has invaded.

A classic example of their operation is Libya. They first raise and arm a separatist (terrorist) group. When the war hits up between the Terrorist and the govt. USA comes in as peace keepers.

Jealousy jealousy na im dey worry you