₦airaland Forum

sassysure:
U will.begin to wonder if its aĺl Russians are into mafia world.

The same with north Korea.
Meanwhile the same US are among their highest tourists

Have since given up on Hollywood. Don't know which one is better. Nollywood or Hollywood

Americans are literred everywhere in the world, if not for tourism, its for espionage etc.

Lol I understand your sentiment but don't compare sleep to death.

My favorite - Lekeleke

Gather here for a selfie if you sang 'lekeleke give me white fingers' during childhood

PS. I think those white fingers were real back then hahaha

solmus:



good looking couple, US propaganda through Hollywood Movies always want to paint Russians as bad people, the the truth is Russians seem more cool than Americans

In all American Movies back then the Boss must be Russian name Boris or Nikolai, same as the evil villain and spies, while American white Actor like Bruce wilis or Rambo , would always kick Russian asses and save the day... Africans have being loaded with neo colonial crap since day one

However People who traveled to Russia for the world cup share a completely different story about Russians

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Haha
Vladimir, Igor, Aleksandr, Ivan, Sergei are other notable Russian names

kiddkash:
i missed by bus-stop just to follow this girl in the bus to reach her destination and then
the girl told me i am like a brother. chai! i was a fool back then

Pidginwhisper:
I was going through comments till i saw “Amotolongbo and Amstupid. Which one be Amotolongbo again, atleast Amstupid dey understandable.

Walahi we play too much in this country

Hahaha I think it's to mimic Amotekun

isan:
Nigeria world class celebrity ? Oh gosh

Sounds like banter to me

Offpoint:
The level of testosterone in that man's body is extremely extreme high to the extent he no longer have access to his very own senses.

Science can't explain what's going on in this video.

Lmaooooooo you're not offpoint on this one.

Adewale1603:
I have the full video, contact me

Lol

Mariangeles:
It is not for you to know.

Ofcourse.

My SO would appreciate books btw. I just hope you give the same energy that you also desire.

Mariangeles:
Books? Please!
What boring and cheap gifts!
I love to read I swear, but I wouldn't want my so-called husband to gift me books on a special day.
The books are kinda of selfish too, it benefits you more.
Be more creative.
Treat her special.
Take her to a place she's never been before.

Nigerian men and their unromantic nature sef

Interesting view. What do you plan on gifting your SO though?

punisha:
That girl must be an Edo or calabar girl see as her eyes dey shine like torch...why won't she run down that man...

RIP Barr... You manhood lives on.

Uncle say torch

You have to love Yoruba women.

lovemoi2:
Good
The key to success is realising that our big goals aren’t going to happen overnight, in the next week or maybe even the next year but this is okay

Lack of appreciation and gratefulness can lead us down

Thank you FG for making this happen and thanks to the Chinese people


NO MAN IS AN ISLAND

I love your comment. Keep it up.

TroubleMaker47:
Meanwhile Davido and Wizkid right now!

Lmaooooooo

Gina2019:
I have be thinking bout this for some time now. You go into a relationship and boom the next thing is sex. Should sex be the ultimate goal you are in a relationship?

I don't wanna sound like a hypocrite or something. But that sex shouldn't be the reason why you are in a relationship. There are some other things that should be paramount in a relationship aside sex.

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE AT ALL?

Yes. Unfortunately Nigerian men are cheap. Upbringing and religion play a role in whether or not people have sex before marriage but in the end adults make their decisions.

I totally believe relationships are more colorful without sex because it could spark up the creativity needed to sustain the affair. It's however not a predictor of how well well a relationship would turn out.

AfroKnight:
He did the right thing for the both of you.

A reticent partner is a whole package of frustration especially to someone who wants to be sure they are communicating well in a relationship.

The truth is you made communication a burden for him. I can imagine your chat threads on WhatsApp. He was not sure what you were thinking while you guys were in the relationship. He was walking in the dark and constantly at risk of assuming wrongly.

You don’t even communicate to yourself. I mean, look how long it took you to realise that the break up was final and that you pushed him away. 1 week! That guy tried.

You need someone who is cool with little communication. You should also learn to discuss and be on the same page with your partner instead of hiding under the excuse of introversion.

I don't even know why I opened this thread but I'm going through something similar now. I'm the more expressive one but I know also that things would work out (or not) depending on how willing I am to try.

Headlesschicken:
Why do u Motherphuckas always like to be complicating sh!t,of all the gals in the world why yuh sisters help huh?.... I thought this stupidity ended wiv 2019 buh obviously u Motherphuckas never learn..

Headlesschicken

Graxie:
Why are you engaging a minor as househelp? Why. Both you and your wife, you are horrible.

So disgusting

RIP

I hope he wasn't driving drunk.

Preffered:
1000 minutes is about 17 hours or less that is not good enough for a CUG service. Glo, Etisalat are giving more than that. Beside, if you exhaust your 1000 minutes before the end of 30 days that is the end of the CUG service for that month. you will have to wait till it 30 days before you can make another subscription. Beside, they are other issues around the 500 Naira CUG e.g (query resolution) which necessitated the introduction of a more robust and standard CUG. E.G Polcom CUG, AgriCom CUG, RCCG CUG etc


Most of These Airtel CUG offers:
# unlimited minutes of talk
# 100 free SMS Monthly
# Free data for every recharge after subscribing for the month.
# 7 Naira for calls to other network.
# Roaming facility to international destination. Ect

The monthly subscription is 700 Naira.
If you are an If you are an existing Airtel user, your line can be migrated to the CUG or get a new one if you don't have an Airtel line.
For more information call or Chat me on 08127590007

Hi, I have Airtel CUG lines capped at 1000 minutes per month. If I get your correctly, are you able to make these lines unlimited?

Missbetty:
I was at a Resort in Ado Ekiti, I totally love the place. The price is very affordable too. If You are looking for somewhere to relax this Christmas time. The name is TIL Summit Resort.

It's got few reviews on Google maps. Did you go privately or with a corporate booking?

ridoh:
Hello House, I have a logged 489 VISA, CO contacted me yesterday for evidence of payment of my salary when employed at a company I am claiming a year from. I worked with this company between 2008 to 2010, I received by salary by hand, No pension, No payslip and Tax was not remmitted. I paid a three year Tax myself this year, any advice on what to do further?

If Tax and Pension weren't deducted by the company, then you need not worry about that.

Get a reference letter and Paystubs to validate your employment

Get a statutory declaration to prove that your salary was paid in cash, have it signed by your MD or CEO and notarized by certified NBA lawyer.

They just want you to prove beyond reasonable doubt that you were paid by cash. That's all. Don't complicate. If the company doesn't pay tax, and you go ahead to include a tax certificate, I don't know if that would fly.

Nedunwam:
Goodeveing dear friends, please I need your humble advice. I applied for a 190 visa since April 2019, the C.O just contacted few days ago. My wife's WAEC certificate has a different date of birth to what is on her passport. The C.Os only request is to provide updated certificate with the correct information. And she added (if applicable). Pls see a screen shot of the request. Pls I need advice dear friends as that seem to be the only thing between me and ausiee.pls advice a brother. Belong and others pls

I don't think WAEC would reissue certificates but I think they can provide you a letter to address the issue with DHA. Contact WAEC.

Drlag:
Hello nairalanders,
For TRA assessment and proof of employment,
Does it COMPULSORY to include tax clearance certificate along with PAYSLIPS, BANK STATEMENTS, PENSION FUNDS?
Thanks

No, it's not compulsory.

Paystubs and Bank Statements suffice.

Reserved

visijo:
56 days to 2020 but the only thing you've saved so far
are nude pics in your gallery.My friend look for Jesus.

yommyk222:
If your phone is 4g enable device and you re sure it have band 28 (Glo 4g) Sharply go for Glo. I do 2,500 almost 15Gb including the promo you get when you load airtime. Trust me I don't regret it but if your phone is can't access Glo 4g my guy run for your dear life. #Peace

Note: I buy new sim every 3months to keep enjoying the offer

Does that not cost 4500?

Bambarino:
You will end up in Macdonalds

franchasng:
and you and your girlfriend think you are not having sex even when you guys are romancing (kissing, touching, handling, cuddling, etc) You see where the problem is.


If you want to be chaste for religious sake or to please God, you must abstain from all forms of sexual activities from kissing to squeezing hands because they get you emotionally aroused which spiritually means you have had sex.

So if you and your girlfriend are avoiding to have penetrative sex because you two want to please God, I am sorry to disappoint you that you guys have failed. But if you are doing it to avoid STDs and STIs, you guys must then ensure you avoid oral stimulation or deep romance which can expose you both to contracting STDs and STIs even without penetration.


Sex is not only when a guy puts his dick into a girl's pussy, romancing and smooching and licking and handling and sucking and all the other arts that happen during romance are also having sex.

It's obvious that the post was mainly talking about penetrative sex. I did not specify our level of romantic involvement nor did I mention religion anywhere in my write up but you've made your point. Also STIs are not the only reasons why people do not have sex but what do I know.

NiCurious:
Some people are asexual, but enjoy being in relationships. Some people have a low sex drive. Some people prefer romance to sex. Some people are aromantic. Some are sapiosexual. Some....
There are all different levels of interest in sex and romance, just as people come in all shapes and sizes. As long as the parties in the relationship are satisfied with the level of sex they are having, that's nobody's business but theirs.
It all boils down to everyone being happy with the arrangement that they have.

Oh wow, brilliant comment. My girl and I actually fancy romance above anything else and we'll stick with it. I totally agree that happiness for both parties is what matters in the long run.

jossy1luv:
Seun should be paying we the old timers on nairaland, 12 years nor be beans on nairaland.

If you're an old timer, I wonder what I should be called