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Religion / Re: Is There Anything Wrong In One Not Going To Church But Believes So Much In God? by BananaPeel(m): 5:38pm On Mar 20, 2022
A true Christian won't make going to church a debate. Many of you think civilization should substitute for God's commandment of not forsaking the assembly of the saints.
The Bible rightly said the love of many shall wax cold in the last days and many shall be lovers of themselves.

I've desired Zion more than all the dwelling place of Jacob..

Hebrews 12:22-24
[22]But ye are come unto mount Sion, and unto the city of the living God, the heavenly Jerusalem, and to an innumerable company of angels,
[23]To the general assembly and church of the firstborn, which are written in heaven, and to God the Judge of all, and to the spirits of just men made perfect,
[24]And to Jesus the mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling, that speaketh better things than that of Abel.
Health / Re: External Hordeleum (Chalazion): Do You Know Anything This Please? (Photo) by BananaPeel(m): 4:16pm On Mar 15, 2022
[quote author=Error401 post=111042452]Been there for 2 months and I went to a government hospital where I was diagnosed of External Hordeleum (Chalazion)
I was referred to another Government Teaching Hospital in Osogbo for the surgery.

I just want to know the probable cost of the surgery
And how risky it is! Thank you
P.S - it dosent bother me at all, aside from the bulge[/quote

Stingy people are very susceptible to this...
Foreign Affairs / Re: See How Close Russia Is To USA Geographically: Photo by BananaPeel(m): 8:46am On Mar 15, 2022
Legalcriminal:
World map is confusing or I should just say God is over creative
The universe is not flat as shown by the map. It's just like making a drawing of an object on a paper......
Family / Re: Anambra Man, Okosisi Aguleri, Dies During Intercourse With His Wife (Video) by BananaPeel(m): 4:27pm On Mar 13, 2022
Tracka:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWmsJAt_amc



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbCO1CZgIRU/?utm_medium=copy_link
If you are a one minute man, do your one minute and move on. See wetin I wan last long done cause. Be wise.

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Family / Re: My 29-Year-Old Son Still Wants Me To Be Feeding Him After Graduating by BananaPeel(m): 4:19pm On Mar 13, 2022
I stayed with mum way above his age but at the end of every month when salary comes, I made my contributions. After moving out and married I still make that little token to mum. Things hard for Naija but nothing is too small to contribute as he is not paying rent. Upbringing matters a lot. It is like you provided every dime he needed all his growing up and schooling and didn't know how to give is.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Suspends Sale Of Rocket Engines To US: "Let Them Fly On Brooms" by BananaPeel(m): 8:57pm On Mar 03, 2022
etokhana:


https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-699203

One thing I know about Russia is secretiveness with their technology.
Same way Ajaokuta steel company can't work without the Russians coming back.
They own the technology and since they broke truce with Nigeria, the company is just lying there useless.
Health / Re: Gunmen Assassinate UBTH Doctor, Otote Osaikhuomwan, Colleagues Protest (Photos) by BananaPeel(m): 8:29pm On Feb 17, 2022
okuta007:



go read your bible - jesus was asked, master - if you are the messiah, why did the scriptures say elijah must come first, and he replied, “elijah came and you didn’t recognize him”

That Elijah was John the Baptist!!!!

If that’s not reincarnation, I wonder what is - go
search the scriptures before you talk anyhow on social media!

Read Matthew 11:7-14
Read Luke 1:17

Read your Bible very well... John the Baptist was asked if he was Elijah and the answer he gave.
John the Baptist came to fulfill the prophecy that Elias will come first, but he's not Elijah but a messenger like Elijah.
The same way Abraham met Melchizedek, figuratively like Jesus having no ending. That's why the Bible says concerning Jesus, though art king after the order of Melchizedek.
Reincarnation is e devils way to counter the resurrection of the dead.
A man is appointed to die ones, after that the judgement. Elijah didn't live twice.
Health / Re: Gunmen Assassinate UBTH Doctor, Otote Osaikhuomwan, Colleagues Protest (Photos) by BananaPeel(m): 12:56pm On Feb 16, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
He will be alright,
By now his spirit must have seen the white light in the tunnel.
He can either move on to the next realm
or if he is still attached to his wife.
He can reincarnate back and enter his wifes womb as a baby.
He will come back to be the baby of his wife.

Thats how things work in the spirit realm.
Everything is balanced
Energy is transformed from one form to the other. Energy cannot be destroyed

If you all could see 4% of the inner side of spirit realm, una brain go just eplode.

There's no such thing as reincarnation. The devil has sold his demonic phenomena to this world. Don't be deceived, it's all demonic forces.

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Politics / Re: FG Rejects Two Cargoes Of Adulterated Petrol Imported From Belgium by BananaPeel(m): 11:31am On Feb 13, 2022
[quote author=BeeBeeOoh post=110188634]*STI SYMPHONY makes U-turn off coast of Guinea

*OPEC’s production drops by 700,000bpd




https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/02/13/fg-rejects-two-cargoes-of-adulterated-petrol-imported-from-belgium/[/quote

8 years almost gone and no single refinery is working. Scam govt#failedcampaignpromises
Family / Re: I Caught My Brother’s Wife Having Sex With Another Man In Their Sitting Room by BananaPeel(m): 5:11pm On Feb 04, 2022
ebukajay184:
Man Seeks Advice After Catching Brother’s Wife In Her Matrimonial Bed With Another Man

A young man took to Twitter to seek advice on whether or not to inform his brother after catching his brother’s wife on her matrimonial bed with another man, IGBERETV reports.

The Twitter user identified as @Khan_dave7 who visited his brother’s house unannounced, walked in to meet his wife cheating on him.

He wrote;



https://twitter.com/Khan_dave7/status/1488800106543464455?t=evYydso8pal2oZwB3cz0Qg&s=19

Reacting to his post, some Twitter users advised him to inform his brother while some others advised him against informing his brother. Read below.


My brother will hear it from me. If he believes or not is left to him.
A man who sees evil and is quiet has a share in the evil.

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Travel / Re: E-Ticketing: NRC Shortlists 5 Firms To Bid For Lagos-Ibadan, Warri-Itakpe Lines by BananaPeel(m): 10:30pm On Feb 01, 2022
Education / Re: Primary School Pupil Takes 4 Of His Schoolmates To School On Okada by BananaPeel(m): 8:06pm On Jan 30, 2022
celebritylife:
Primary School Student Seen Carrying 4 of His Schoolmates to School On Okada (video)

An interesting video of a little boy in school uniform carrying four of his schoolmates to school on Okada has left social media users really shocked.

The pupil has been hailed over his ability to perform such a feat.

However, some others condemned the boy saying he’s putting the lives of his fellow students at risk because he’s not of age to ride a motorcycle.

The incident happened in Nigeria.

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ6W0SShK7k

Must have happened at Agbor, Delta State.
Romance / Re: Man Faints In Church Alter After Girlfriend Rejected His Proposal (photos) by BananaPeel(m): 8:03pm On Jan 30, 2022
DonCrack:


https://hgsmediaplus.com/2022/01/30/man-faints-in-church-alter-after-girlfriend-rejected-his-proposal/
I gave my wife the ring after introduction at her parents house. All these kind proposal na waste of time.
Food / Re: See The Animal I Caught At A Building Site (Pictures) by BananaPeel(m): 7:23pm On Jan 27, 2022
Ifesinachi22:
No beer to wash it down

Tastes like chicken.

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Politics / Re: FG Moves To Apply Twitter Operational Conditions To Other Platforms by BananaPeel(m): 3:01pm On Jan 26, 2022
Religion / Re: My Testimony: What GOD Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by BananaPeel(m): 1:34pm On Jan 23, 2022
Righteousness2:

This our Great God can disgrace the bucket with basket....
Hallelujah.

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Religion / Re: Prince Dele Banjo Protests At Deeper Life Headquarters Over Unconventional Music by BananaPeel(m): 12:56pm On Jan 23, 2022
Chioma Jesus and likes do not wear earrings. Very modest gospel artist that will make heaven. If una like make una continue with una hymn and violin, una go still make heaven.
Any doctrine not drawn from the Bible go always cause katakata.
Politics / Re: FEC Approves ₦75.78 Billion Contracts For FCT, Others by BananaPeel(m): 5:34am On Jan 20, 2022
Education / Re: Couple Arrested For Invading Their Child’s School With Thugs To Beat Teacher by BananaPeel(m): 8:49pm On Jan 19, 2022
NewsPerson:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CY7Cn0BoHJ4/
Some of the beatings we received way back was uncalled for. Imagine flogging a student for not paying school fees on time instead of simply sending him home. Then, the teacher will ask us to touch our toes with the cane landing on the spine as if that will put the money in our parents pocket.... Terrible
Foreign Affairs / Re: King Khoisan Arrested For Growing Cannibas In South Africa (Photos) by BananaPeel(m): 8:57pm On Jan 13, 2022
TjoBATHONG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wciOMlyMoes

King Of Bushmen Arrested Half-Naked For Growing Cannibas In South Africa (Photos)

King Khoisan been staying outside office of South Africa president for 3 year in protest.



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-59966776
Slawomir's crew...
Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Believe In Religion – Wizkid by BananaPeel(m): 10:10pm On Jan 05, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2022/01/05/i-dont-believe-in-religion-wizkid/%3famp=1
.

Kids here think when they hear religion it must be Christianity.
You kids, including WizKid, must understand what religion is.
Whatever way of life a man chooses as lifestyle becomes his religion.
Don't confuse religion as just Christianity. Everyone of us in life is into a religion.

Slawomir's religion is bombing and smoking weed... ����

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Family / Re: My Younger Brother Is A Bone In Our Throat. Pls Help! by BananaPeel(m): 7:57pm On Dec 24, 2021
Your father should send him out of the house. He's old enough to be responsible for his irresponsible behaviours.
Secondly, your father should get soldiers around to teach him a lesson and to also sign an undertaking. He wants to be useless in life.

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Sports / Re: Augustine Eguavoen's Profile & Career by BananaPeel(m): 7:53am On Dec 13, 2021
onlyonechid84:
HIS CAREER:

During his varied career Eguavoen began his career with ACB Lagos in his native Nigeria, some impressive performances gained him a move to Gent in 1986. He went on to play for K.V. Kortrijk, CD Ourense, Sacramento Scorpions, Torpedo Moscow and finished his career in Malta with Sliema Wanderers.

Sliema Wanderers:

Eguavoen began his coaching career in Malta with Sliema Wanderers, he was given the job for the 2000–01 season, and guided the club to a second-place finish.

Eguavoen was appointed the caretaker coach of the Nigeria national team in June 2005 with his coaching staff including Samson Siasia, Daniel Amokachi and Ike Shorunmu.

Black Leopards:

Eguavoen then moved to South Africa, to take over Premier Soccer League side Black Leopards in March 2008.

Enyimba International:

In the 2008–09 season, Eguavoen was head coach at Enyimba International in Aba, however he left soon after, leading them to a 3rd-place finish in league and winning the Federation Cup.

His Return to Nigeria

In June 2010, the Nigeria Football Federation asked Eguavoen to replace Swedish Lars Lagerbäck until he decide his future plans. He was brought in as caretaker manager but said that he has no intention of submitting an application to take the role on a permanent basis. Eguavoen was also appointed as the head coach of the Nigeria national under-23 football team in August 2010. He expected his team would have a qualification for the 2012 London Olympic Games, but they were knocked out in the group stage. On 5 December 2011, he resigned from his job following the failure to secure the Olympics ticket.

On 27 October 2012, he was named manager of Sharks F.C. to allow John Obuh to concentrate on the Nigeria Under-20 team. He resigned however after seven games when the team started at the bottom of the table. He signed in April 2013 to coach Nigeria National League side COD United. In November 2013 he was hired by the Edo State government to coach Bendel Insurance with the intent of getting them back to the Premier League.He resigned in July 2014 to take over Gombe United F.C. In April 2017, he joined Sunshine Stars F.C.[4] but was let go in June after a home loss to league leaders Plateau United



I can't see his coaching badges.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: World’s Oldest Ever Person’ Francisca Susano Dies At 124years ( Pics) by BananaPeel(m): 6:17pm On Nov 24, 2021
Gospelpreacher1:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16819524/oldest-ever-human-francisca-susano-dies/amp/
Good old age.
I saw 125years deceased burial poster today along Lagos-Ore Road.

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Romance / Re: Lady Cancels Her Wedding After Discovering That Her Husband-to-be Is Married by BananaPeel(m): 8:14pm On Nov 21, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
My prayer is that God should render useless, any man who uses fake marriage promise to sleep with a lady.

God doesn't answer such prayers.
He has given us the mind to think and make certain critical decisions. Don't be surprised the lady in question has seen all the red flags before the wedding date...
Politics / Re: The Deplorable State Of Roads In Aba, Abia State (Pictures) by BananaPeel(m): 7:03pm On Nov 18, 2021
MyopicMods:
EyeSore: Deplorable state of roads in Abia State.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4508816469153793&id=100000764539174
Potopoto State. I was in PH 2 days ago and I heard the conductor shouting Aba, potopoto State.
Family / Re: Experience Of A Woman Who Was Richer Than Her Husband by BananaPeel(m): 7:34am On Nov 17, 2021
lalasticlala:
As shared by Nike Adexa @naikiadex



https://twitter.com/naikiadex/status/1460605285865828357

You call just before clocking 30 young?
Your failed marriage is all on you.
Do you not know men have ego? There are certain things you would have known before marrying him and relationships that leads to marriage at your age.
Most probably your parents saw you were immature and knows your ambitiousness won't suit that kind of man but you didn't listen.
You can be ambitious even in marriage but you don't let it ruboff your man's ego.
No be crime for woman to have more money or more ambitious than the husband.
Is that how men with more money treat their wives?
Religion / Re: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by BananaPeel(m): 6:46am On Nov 08, 2021
MrMacinterchi1:

There are many mixed denomination marriages in Christianity that are very progressive and successful. The only thing we need is to have a good reasoning to make good decisions not discriminating among the brotherhood of Christ. It's shameful.
Yes, the mixed denominations are mostly Pentecostal. It's not discriminatory but just that alot of young people do not look at certain things properly in their relationship and when marriage is on the table, issues start arising. In my opinion, if a girl can be in a relationship with a Catholic, she should be also ready to marry him.
A girl dated a guy for years and the guy wanted to settle down with her, the parents refused because he's not JW, but this parent knew the guy right from the onset.
To avoid stories that touch, set out with someone with common beliefs and doctrines to save us stories that touch.
Religion / Re: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by BananaPeel(m): 12:01pm On Nov 07, 2021
KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.
If you are a Catholic, marry a Catholic...
If you are a Baptist, marry a Baptist.... etc..
Two people can only walk together if they agree.
The reason for marrying someone of the same faith as yours is because you have the same beliefs.

You can love someone else of the same faith with you if she doesn't want to follow you to Catholic. It's hard for a Pentecostal reborn to go back to orthodox church (Catholic)

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Tells Buhari To Meet With Nnamdi Kanu by BananaPeel(m): 8:25am On Nov 03, 2021
Politics / Re: 2022 Budget: Buhari, Osinbajo To Spend 508m On Food As Hunger Bites Nigerians by BananaPeel(m): 7:13am On Oct 12, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
This alarming budget comes as food prices continue to soar under Mr Buhari’s watch.



https://gazettengr.com/2022-budget-buhari-osinbajo-to-spend-n508-million-on-food-as-hunger-bites-nigerians/
Wetin do their salary for feeding themselves?

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Food / Re: Coke Vs Pepsi: Which One Do You Prefer? (Photo) by BananaPeel(m): 12:11pm On Oct 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
A real niggarrr can't tell

Because real niggarrr ain't no fan of pussy ass drink and baby girls drink

Real niggarrrrs drink hard, tough, alcoholic and bitter things...we drink most over proof rum with more than 75percent of alcohol volume

Not some soft sweet pussy asss baby girls drink
That is what the devil has fed your mind with... Clap for your ignorance.

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