obembet:
Official, confirmed. Graham Potter has been appointed as new Chelsea manager.




Source: https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/1567886827305975808?t=Z9Wd6BRUGvbCgDh_69iK2A&s=19

Yoruba1stson:


https://www.channelstv.com/2022/09/07/tinubu-transformed-lagos-with-blueprint-apc-group/

plaindealer:
N51 billion monthly IGR.

Fashola, Ambode and Sanwo Olu commissioned and embarked on groundbreaking projects because of Tinubu's income generating ingenuity, smarts and leadership capabilities.

Lagos state generates more revenue than 33 states in Nigeria combined.

God Bless Asiwaju Tinubu, the great Jagaban of Africa.

ccjoe:



I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. I'm a promising young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom, I never knew it will end like this.
Pls i'm just an orphan and still very young.. I need advice on how to handle this situation now..
A young man after secondary school impregnated a girl. Now he is a graduate and that little baby is now in 200 level in the university.
Talk to the girl's parents but remember you must marry your bestie.

##Mature minds only and no insult pls.

franchasofficia:
Forget the noise men make about their wife not satisfying them in bed, in reality, it is married men that usually fail in meeting their wife's sexual needs either cos they are getting satisfaction from their side chicks, or because or workload and financial pressure or because deteriorating sexual libido and sometimes because of health challenges but you know Nigerian and black ladies, they hardly complain like men, so the bold ones get satisfaction from Gigolos and Sugarboys.



Women's sexual libido become highest between the age of 37 to 47yrs while men's own is declining cos men's libido peak starts between 17yrs to 35yrs.

Lanrelagboi:


https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1562506349245714433?t=mqgW83YNM7YMR6ki3MQBIQ&s=19

ShowYourCertificate:
Meet the man rallying "Obi-dients" to shake up Nigeria's election
By Libby George

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/meet-man-rallying-obi-dients-shake-up-nigerias-election-2022-08-23/

The world is watching the political revolution that's building up in Nigeria with keen interest.

Blessedmercy8:
He's earning a 100k and wants to settle down. Can you as a lady earning a little above him agree to marry him?

Is it advisable to enter into marriage with such income considering the situation of the economy?

Busy76:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta9gZFSA9fc


A group of APC members, were seen gathered together, singing a Emi lokan remix of hand de shake leg de shake. "Baba wey do well"

Zonefree:

Mercychen is not yet married. I believe she will change her cooking pattern when she marry. How can a sane woman cook soup without stockfish?

beerfraud:


https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1554404852582825986

Peacemaker5128:

https://www.thecable.ng/atiku-discovered-peter-obi-before-keyboard-warriors-knew-about-him-says-melaye/amp

frozen70:


I understand what you are going through as a woman but taking such decisions is not the best for you at the moment

The child mother has tried and probably the man left the upkeep for her and married you, so since she lost the marriage, she has to return the child to disabilitize your marriage

Divorce is not even the best option

The best option is to take the child to a welfare center where the have the services the child needs or better still get an in-house Nanny to look after the child while he provides for the child care and pay the Nanny for her services

With the above, the child is not your business any more, nor your responsibilities and you still stay happily in your home

Worst case, he can take the child to his parents and they all will sort it out there in there family house

If you divorce him another woman will come in and oversea the suggestions I made mentioned above

Then you will be a single mum to be and you can still rock your life though


And to add, when she divorced him and gets tired of taking care of the baby, she drops it as the first woman did.
I wonder how this kind of people see marriage sef. They are a disgrace to marriage.

gloryhomemaker:





Abeg I no dey any bank app oooo

Its usually a family meal that last us days. We can't possibly finish this at once even when the economy wasn't this bad.

Some are for social events and things like that.

Egusi soup with either uziza or scent leaf is far better than with Ugu. Do give it a try.

Tonnierichy:
These are the kind of students we teach in schools now. They will soo frustrate your life and there is nothing you can do about it. Beat them and land in Cell.

I sent this particular female pupil to report herself to the principal that she was mocking me in class. She went there confidently and returned with a smug face, telling me principal asked her to tell me sorry.

I looked at her unconvinced that she went to the principal. Well I later realised she actually did and the principal didn't take it seriously.

I then asked her to write an apology letter. She went and came back with this piece below.....



APOLOGY LETTER

This is to write that I'm sorry for the disturbance I made in the class. And I'm sorry for the insult if you think that is the way it looks and I'm using this to make a statement too that I disturbed Mr Anthony. But I don't see it as an insult or an offence but I'm sorry for my wrong deeds. And I will not do it again.

During class I will listen attentively.

And also please increase your voice when teaching or explaining or teaching your subject so that it will be interesting.

Sorry for the wrong deed and mistake I have done.

Yours faithfully
Elisabeth
She signs.

GardenOfGod:
Why I Accepted To Be Peter Obi’s Running Mate –Datti, Labour Party’s Vice-Presidential Candidate

_{*Baba-Ahmed, a 46-year-old academic, businessman and politician stated this in his acceptance speech, shortly after he was unveiled as the LP vice-presidential candidate in Abuja.}

[url=https://saharareporters.com/2022/07/08/why-i-accepted-be-peter-obi%E2%80%99s-running-mate-%E2%80%93datti-labour-party%E2%80%99-vice-presidential] Sahara Reporters [/url]

Kwanza:
https://independent.ng/abuja-high-court-disqualifies-delta-pdp-guber-candidate/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

https://www.google.com/amp/s/pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/07/07/big-blow-for-okowa-as-anointed-successor-oborevwori-disqualified-by-court/%3famp=1

Failure44:
I'm in pains and so annoyed.
I can't even boast of 10k in my account,
I'm crippled with debts on loan apps
This ASUU strike has only made my life worse.
The useless man I call a father that earns half a million monthly, spends It on drinking. I vow to make that man suffer at old age and to bury him in a shallow grave.
What did I do in my past life to be born into a broken home?
Where both parents are like cat and dog.
While my mates were learning yahoo, I was reading like a fool preparing for school.
Now I have secured the so called medicine but am suffering in silence while they're buying cars.

Do you know how painful it is to see the same people you were with now buying cars and using the latest phone?
How painful it is to see them spraying money in the club while you're borrowing money from loan apps?
How painful it is too them those you helped now snub your messages?

Now I understand why people commit suicide

KoronaKola:


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/if-elected-tinubu-will-develop-nigeria-beyond-expectations-says-apc-women-leader/amp/

sushieater:
50 Cent.
Nas.
Fat Joe.
Juelz Santana.
Cameron.
Fabulous.
Lil Wayne.
Ludacris.
Young Jezzy.
Jay-Z.
Rick Ross
Lil Jon.
Common
Talib Kweli.


Andre 3000.
Big Boi
Kanye West.
Nelly.
Busta Rhymes.
T.I.
Method Man.
Red Man.
Jadakiss.
DMX.
Styles P.

Missy Elliot.
Timbaland.
Snoop Dogg.
Eminem.
Ja Rule.
Pharrel.

Tha Game.

Miyah1:
How do I present sex education to my 6years old girl?

Her friends have been feeding her with fallacy at school.

Stargangz:
Sebi our population na 200m+ , make dem give each person $1m nah, d money go still remain around $100m. Dis govment people no go die well, money wey be say dem don share among themselves tey tey

muykem:
Tinubu is the next president of Federal Republic of Nigeria. I respect Peter Obi supporters for their determination to challenge status quo.

smartidemudia28:
Benin City: Residents Take To The Streets To Celebrate Peter Obi In Fanfare (Photos)

https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/benin-city-residents-take-to-the-streets-to-celebrate-peter-obi-in-fanfare-photos/

Lanrelagboi:


https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1539654426628988928?t=KNKcjq7LyOWiP7bkQqqQFg&s=19

Bobochicago:
It all on your mind. There is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation . I open a lot of thread on nairaland and I see people erroneously linking masturbation to various health or spiritual issues without any empirical data to back it up . I know people who masturbate intermittently (when they have a relationship) / every day (when they are single ) for the last 15 years , they didn’t lose weight, neither did they fall sick . You won’t know except they tell you and they are definitely one of the smartest peeps in school as well .
Bro , there is absolutely nothing wrong with you , and there is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation. Don’t let any religion fanatic make you feel guilty after masturbating , that might account for the “sick feeling “ you get after masturbating

SAY YES TO MASTURBATION

Demigod22:
My mom have a friend, a very good one. The woman really like me because I am a boy and she doesn't have a male child, so she holds me in high esteem. She has five daughters, my senior, my age mate and my juniors.

Since I returned back from school after my final exam, the respect is becoming too much, my mom started complaining about me being single and her friend becoming more friendlier. Her third daughter just graduated too, and my mom is trying everything for two of us to date. Recently, the started chatting me up frequently and I discovered she is not my spec. She is this spiritual and religious Bible kind of girl and I am a liberal. When I told her that I am not spiritual nor religious, I can see the shock on her face.

She doesn't wear trouser, no earrings nor necklace, a very decent girl by appearance of course, and that's the kind of girl I want. She is even complaining that I am too unstable because I am always traveling every now and then and she doesn't like it.

I am not ready for any relationship right now and I don't want any relationship that involves two families. I will get a girlfriend for myself whenever I am ready. So I told my mom to bury that thought, it won't happen and she said I am too stubborn and rebellious and radical, I smiled and said nothing.

So has your parents ever try to match make you with anyone before? Please share your experience.

Slynation:
Well...I will not tell you what to do, but seems like you just explained how I broke up with my girl last year!! She started by hanging out with one of her friend I knew was a core runs girl, I knew because the said friend on a particular day I visited her, was busy giving her gists about different guys she traveled to meet in various hotels, they thought I was busy with my phone and earpods...

Then she started posting for the public, her caption was now "hey guys....!! How do you rate my dance steps, Hey guys, say a word about my dressing and every other rubbish hey guys" it was no longer about us anymore...

Then the missed calls, unnecessary dramas, arguments and disappointments trooped in, well I was just smashing the damn pussy to my satisfaction because I knew it's already slipping away...

Then she started going to the bathroom to pick calls or ignore when I'm around, always traveling to see her brother without being consistent in lying, Well as a bad guy, I acted along until we were in a very good mood one day and I brought up a topic about her bro and asked how the matter ended. Her reply was:::::::

"Hmmm...I don't know, I haven't even seen that one for 2months now"

so who Aunty travel go meet last 2weeks and spent days with, wey she tell me say she dey with her brother?? I just smile tho and knew it's time to move ahead...

I told her two things before I started Ghosting her existence even till tomorrow...!!

1. If your Presence is no longer needed try Absence
2. If they no value you, value yourself