₦airaland Forum

mich24:
That's a welcome development, kudos to IVM

I just they are not just making another Dangote.

zikIPE:
https://assets.fodors.com/destinations/1128/skyline-manhattan-new-york-city-new-york-usa_main.jpg

Hello everybody,
today, we're going to discuss why Nigerians don't like Nigeria. It's hardly a secret that any Nigerian, if given the oppourtunity would jump on the next available flight out of the country. So i decided to outline a few of the reasons why i think this is so.
1. Better standard of living we all know that the economy of our dear country is not in commendable form. This has caused a lot of families to live on less than 1$ daily. In america, you can fill yourself up with junk food for a whole day and save the rest of your money.....or so i've heard
2. Education system well, this needs little or no explanation. I'm quite sure that it's only in Nigeria that we have 22 year olds still at home waiting to pass JAMB- That's when they manage to pass WAEC. And eventually, if JAMB lets you go, Post UTME will make you celebrate your 23rd birthday at home. But in other countries, your admission is stress free and their teaching methods/equipment are state of the art. Nuff said.
3. Bragging rights in Nigeria, once you tell someone you've been abroad, you get exclusive VIP treatment. I think this can be attributed to the low self esteem possessed by most Nigerians. They don't even care if the abroad is Togo, Niger or Somalia. To them, abroad is abroad.
4. Village witches and last but not least on my list( i didn't do that intentionally ) is the village witches. Outside Nigeria is the only place i know their wicked hands can't reach you. I've never heard of anyone dying of mysterious causes in America.
Add Yours at this point, i take a bow and step behind the curtains while y'all help me complete it.

You forgot to add; No jungle justice, good roads, 24 hrs power supply, you can go anywhere at any hour of the day, you can call the police and they will be there in 5 min, and lastly, you can do or be whatever you want to be. All you have to do is imagine it.

sprinter101:
It's drill not grill op

Bros, haba. Which night school you go? na who tell you say na drill? Nigerians and English. It's like oil and water; it doesn't mix. And to think someone actually liked your post. I fear for una.

Poverty has completely destroyed the way Nigerians think.

KashyBaby:
Ur man is only attracted with u physically...why he can't accept u juz the way u are? But anyway, juz do ur best to lose weight.. get motivated to all those negative things he had said, once u get ur ideal body weight plz punch him on his face.. jk...

Physical attraction is important in any relationship. You must be single. No one goes "oh, his/her brain is so sexy" the first time they meet someone.

VictorRomanov:
Are you indirectly calling me a religious fanatic or you re asking a senseless question. Do Nigeria have more churches than the USA or Britain? Who's more backward?

You are right. America and Britain are more backward than Nigeria. It is so obvious. Everyone can see how advanced Nigeria is mentally. This is why Nigeria is growing in leaps and bounds.

drlaykay:
Old tactics.
My friend gave me the gist of a guy who had is phone missing in Benue camp. He pasted notice which reads as follows
ANYONE WHO STOLE MY PHONE SHOULD RETURN IT OR FACE THE WRATH OF EZE OBADIKWE WITHIN THREE MARKET DAYS.
Though it was returned yet, I think it's a tactic.non hardened criminals often fall for such..

Only s.tupid people make such threats, and only dumb id.iots fall for it.

luckylucky:
I think you should have said that things Nigerians - American need to bring along when coming to Nigeria by the time Trump become America next president.

Sure. If you get there illegally. If you are legal, you have nothing to fear.

octopusfreaky:
No place like home jere,,dose places are meant for visitation.

Those places are meant to be lived in.

Akosxxx:
Nowhere like home.. 9ja

That's what I said a long time ago. Home is where the heart is.

jam04:
Wow..this is so cool.
Lalasticlala and seun this is the type of info we need on fp. Let people know we are always one and we will always be.
This is so encouraging

cc dominique , obinoscopy, mynd44, lalasticlala, seun

Someone just lied to you and you are happy about it. In the world my asss.

crestedaguiyi:
That was before Nigeria became a zoo

You mean the farm was set up before 1960?

Can anyone say shapeless?

FroshGirl:
APC are fakers!!!

Like I said before, Nigerians too mumu and deserve to suffer.

joshing:
what about me and Lady F?

You wan hook up with that mumu ladyf? Na flogging that wench deserve. On a daily basis.

VictorRomanov:
You can make a joke out of it if you want to, But don't say there's nothing sacred in it. Paul compare Christian who doesn't not appreciate sacred thing and who practice sexual immorality to Esau. Hebrews 13:16

Why is that the countries whose citizens have religious fanatics are as backwards as cavemen, while countries who hardly believe in any form of religion are progressing in leaps and bounds.

2sexynet:
can you crack such joke with things of koran and spend the next 24 hours alive while in an islamic state?

You are using the animalistic tendencies of a group of insane individuals to further your argument. Nice.

Nigerians are just too s.tupid. They support jungle justice but complain about this. This is what happens when people have no value for human life.

arsenalqueen:
How did we get here?

Nigerian citizens caused it. They keep supporting and voting in the same individuals who bring them pain. # Wike and amaechi for example.

All of a sudden, people have forgotten the lives lost in the election which was caused by these two politicians. Instead of citizens to condemn them they are taking sides. Nigerians too mumu I swear. Suffer really fit una.

RALPHOW:
Have you been to Cananland? And see thousands that came to his church without slippers but now ride Jeep after his Blessing on their lives that lead to fantastic jobs. Go and stay by the gate and see the life of people that has been turn around by His Blessing. Continue in sin, poverty and envy.

I don't need that nonsense to be successful. I am successful because I work hard and I make use of opportunities presented to me. You moro.ns are being lazy by looking to a crook to make your dreams come true. Keep dreaming.

Pontaboki:
Even the Satan is angry with him.Fayose is right

You are right. God came down from heaven to give people money and guns to go about maiming and killing indiscriminately. God is also running for election. You people will die ignorant. No be swear.

And you pastor, are insensitive to the plight of your congregation. You keep fleecing them even when you know they can't afford it.

Islie:
An Okada rider is in big trouble after he was arrested by the police for brutalising his own children.





http://pulse.ng/gist/child-abuse-see-what-a-father-did-to-his-own-children-id4834089.html

Kondomatic. ..food don don ooooo.

SPG4U:
Lolsss guy u make me laff...

it's ok I won't drag further with you


I don't have to tell u ur comment is dumb.
I will just laff it over

Reta.rd.....

Xposer:
dats nice of her

The way Nigerians do things and think boggles the mind. How is this nice? It is what her husband is supposed to do. It is why he was elected to office. His job is to provide but not in this manner. It is just like me saying it is nice of my employer paying me my salary. God help una.

SPG4U:
you don't have to be shocked

when last did you check on him, while he was alive?

That is a dumb comment. It is just like saying "when did you check on Ibrahim before his death"? Did you just say who is Ibrahim? Exactly.

Jesus. ...i don de old oooo. See phoenix, see nomoreloss. It feels just like yesterday when these two hooked up and got married. Nomoreloss, you will be missed. Loved your rap game back in the day. Thanks for the memories.

See hospital. RIP.

omoyemirally:
and so what? Do u knw d kind of background he had? Even if d university is sopoz to be a learning ground, do u tend to av learnt everything? So, forget it,no one is perfect. Do u knw what education is? Education is what u learn from womb to tomb. So,as far as u exist,u will continue learning. D fact dat he cnt construct simple and correct sentence does not make him an unqualified graduate.

Seriously?

omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

Say that at an interview, I guarantee they'll employ you. They'll understand that English is not your first language.

I won't even wait to be asked. That butt is utterly disgusting.