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olasunky15:
Legend stuff
Say no more.

3* Saturday football. I wonder what I ll be doing on Saturday morning if I am not on the field.

4. WWE

5. Nickolodeon series and cartons(Spongeboks Squarepants)

U see that WWE my friend doesn't joke with it he follows it back to back to back, he's got CDs of almost all the wrestlemanias

1F30M4:
Tenkiu Bash

and thanks for saying tenkiu

EdwardRandy:
Same here

Lol...
i can stay up till 4am doing it

*Playing video games
*Going to football viewing center...
(You see that regular taunts & jokes from opposition fans when your team messes up or the way they go mute when your team pull off a surprise is a feeling you can't get from anywhere else).

I dunno how to play Ludo & to swim

1F30M4:
Because man must wack where are our distinguished philosophers?

I like the way u stylized your name...cool

Yawa don gas

ButterBurger:
worry about your own fortune

Put a condom on your advice & shove it up ur ass.
Now Gtfo my mention

Op the topic says she raped you...
Still don't see any part of your story where you got raped

Invite her over na
and the rest they say, will be history

It will end in tears.
More for them than the chap

We are so much alike, did same thing u did on fb. Only prefer bday wishes from family members

bibianna:
As a Virgin, it has been easy for me to abstain from sex.

It's just a personal decision!

U hv a bf?

posty56:
even village girl for Aba get hope pass this lady , OP please kindly take down this picture

Lol, guy why...
That dress though, lemme not talk...

Abikeade11:
Pure and Applied Mathematics, don't even know where to go from here, they told us you can work anywhere. Now I no see anywhere work.

Lol, funny... the "you can work anywhere" line that most people use for some courses is a big fat lie .

Good riddance

Na waaaa!!!!
All these stress just to go & commit a crime & get caught... Did they even think before doing what they did?

No,
It will end in....
U knw the rest

sultan1014:
I don't even know most of them, let alone their names... I Leave for work very early before most of them wake up & return late when most of them would've retired indoors

My guy na so i be too o

Never used mine.. Prefer to read News online than listening to it from radio

Another Ronaldo-Messi argument go start now

vicfajeze:
Para for ur LECTURER?I go slap ur death smelly mouth

Mr man there was an attendance list that showed i was present during the exam.

The f***ing drunkard misplaced my scripts & said I didn't write his exam...
When I para oga produce my scripts by force

GEEBITE:
Von Erich family. Starting from their Dad Fritz(real name Jack Adkinson)who died in 1997 aged 68. Five of his sons unfortunately died before him.Kevin,David,Kerry,Mike and Chris all were wrestlers and only Chris is still alive. The grandchildren are bearing the mantle now. Ross,Marshall and even a lady called Lacey are all.grandkids still very active in wrestling world. .

Kelvin is Von's only surviving son...Chris committed suicide too.

BabaCommander:
3 times actually.

Ekosodin days....chai!

Lol, me too same place... Twice for that matter

Graceihotu:
My question is "what do guys really want"
I am not saying I am perfect but I know I am surely the best girlfriend any guy could ever think of yet I am still experiencing heartbreak at 31���


Had issues with my boyfriend since last year April bkos of a particular girl he posted on Facebook addressing her as the mother of his house. I became angry and told him I was only going to continue the relationship if I spoke to the lady in question bkos same lady posted him too calling him her first love.


He told me the lady was his cousin sister and ofcourse I believed him bkos she bares same surname with his cousin brother whoose wedding we attended together, He addressed me as his wife to be throughout the occasion so I had everything to believe in him

Just five days ago I saw his wedding notification on Facebook with that same lady. My heart has never been this broken B4 in my life. I have cried out my soul to the extent that I barely see clearly this days. I tried not to cry but I just can't. I am seriously weeping as I am typing this.

I have tried to encourage myself but I just can't stop crying and WAILING.

Who have I ever offended and what exactly do guys want?

I have searched all through the 5 yrs of relationship and aswear with my life that I never stressed him but I only requested Love not Money from him

My heart is bleeding.
I only sent him his pre-wedding pics and congratulated him then he replied "thanks''

He feels I don't deserve an explanation �����

Just take it that it just wasn't meant to be... U go dey alright

No be only Good bush meat, na good city meat wey get muscle

Lalami3232:
..... If to say you be virgin, no guy go ever ask such from you. Abi una hear say our ancestors ask of such in their time? Guys dey only ask for proof because dem know say una don fvck everything, ranging from humans to fruit(cucumber) and series of multiple abortions go don damage una womb. I no dey blame guys wey dey ask for such because dey don see enough. I dey live close to some yahoo boys before and you needed to see the numbers of girls wey dey come meet them everyday. Now imagine say those guys dey use diabolic things on those babes.
My dear, no guy go ever ask a virgin for proof of fertility. Na only boreholes aka nonvirgins na dem dey ask. If you had kept your digital toto safe and secured, nobody for ask such. So cry a river while I get my swimming clothes ready to swim in your tears


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "if no be you disvirgin your wife/GF, go for DNA test ooooo because boreholes are not to be trusted "

Ur analysis was apt

Senomii:
This guy na big liar sha
Naija girls wey dia body be like firewood and sand paper, you go dey suffer dey fvck human being with all ur strength and destiny and she no go cum till you die

Now this right here is the funniest commemt I've read on NL today