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Food / Re: Check Out The Valentine Gift My Boss Got Us Today by Benprass(m): 11:48pm On Feb 14, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
Absolute rubbish.Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

You no get work
You no get boss
You no get anybody to appreciate you


Envy kill you there
Food / Re: Check Out The Valentine Gift My Boss Got Us Today by Benprass(m): 11:48pm On Feb 14, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
Absolute rubbish.Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

You no get work
You no get boss
You no get anybody to appreciate


Envy kill you there
Romance / Re: See The Early Gift I Got Myself For Valentine(pics) by Benprass(m): 1:00pm On Feb 13, 2022
Candidlady:
cry


You got that for 35 thou? Maybe mr kabiru got the fake... Cuz they look so much alike...


Modified: illicit thank you... Our security guard got that same thing there around dutse... Again maybe mr KB got the fake..

Bull was up with your music career? Heard it is sinking faster than the Titanic !!


See finishing


The OP is proud like Satan
Health / Re: Mortuary Caught Fire In Benue, Corpses Burnt Beyond Recognition (Pictures) by Benprass(m): 1:19pm On Feb 12, 2022
Double wahala for dead body.

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Travel / Re: I Want To JAPA But I Am Really Confused by Benprass(m): 7:50pm On Feb 11, 2022
[quote author=Brainard22 post=109831243]Your English go fail you[/quo


Mad ooo
Phones / Re: Boy Took Girlfriend To Buy An iPhone For Her, Fled With The Phone, Girl Detained by Benprass(m): 4:03pm On Feb 10, 2022
GODWINLOWSKI:

She no too know deep about the boy na, except CCTV dey the store

What if the boy put on face mask?
Romance / Re: Another Man Has Gone To See The Parent Of My Wife To Be. by Benprass(m): 11:16am On Feb 09, 2022
Dot let anybody decisive you! If you dot have money dot marry dot.

If not you are entering ever lasting poverty

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Crime / Re: Nigeria: Life In A Society Of Ritual Killers by Benprass(m): 11:12am On Feb 09, 2022
Doyou2019:


No need to go that far. Just visit some families and watch the way parents train up children.


That one is too far my G just visit any of their government own institutions like schools or look at the road they use.

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Romance / Re: "Wedding Is Not Expensive": Nigerian Man Shares Photos From His Private Wedding by Benprass(m): 6:11pm On Feb 06, 2022
MissSweet:

You are absolutely right! Men should stop trying to prove themselves. All you need is drop down your ego.

With packaging and looking presentable, you can always hunt and catch a rich girl.
With help from her dad and Mon, you can have a lavish owambe.
Her Mon & friends do pepper then gang with matching outfits.
In return, you enjoy the benefits of big wedding.
Just be humble to her family and you men won't have problem as long as you always respond with YES MA kiss


So because of wedding we should be doing YES MA

God forbid evil things! So after wedding the man will become automatic house boy tufiakwa

Rich or poor do what you can afford.
Crime / Re: 40 Yahoo Boys In White Garment Storm Abuja Mab Global Estate At Midnight by Benprass(m): 4:18pm On Feb 06, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool



I have a FRIEND of MINE.. He OWNS about 5 BOUTIQUES...


Na G boy.. He EATS Dog shiit EVERY Saturday...



MY Gs.. waiting de INSIDE no EASY ooo



Me and dis Guy don de 4 INSIDE em BEDROOM and em de EAT Dog shiit for my FRONT..


Dis LIFE...



JUST No envy does guys bcus de do D Most to kip UP..



LITE UP my WEED in peace



WTF MAN

I am the type that read your comment must time although your comment seems useless must time

But you see what you wrote here today is one of the best I have read from your end

God bless you.

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Crime / Re: Be Careful, Evil People Are Everywhere. My Experience. by Benprass(m): 3:04pm On Feb 02, 2022
MufasaLion:
He didn't disappear. Your mind played a trick on you.
grin grin grin

Funny how you people think and talk sometimes.
This is why so many people dot write anything on this forum again cuz at the end you people won't believe.
Some one is narrating what happened to him you are saying his mind play a trick on him.
Anyime you people dot understand anything you people will just vomit rubbish out of your mouth.

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Family / Re: Parents, Don't Use Your Kids As Your Retirement Plan. by Benprass(m): 9:32am On Feb 02, 2022
Olam09:


Abi na.. may God help us.. this life wey i dey, i no wan bring any kid into this world to suffer. Na wetin dey make me dey work extra hard be that.. my kids shouldn't owe me anything for bringing them into this world. Na me dey owe them many things so I've got to be established before contemplating on any fućking marriage plan. My kids mustn't suffer.

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Sports / Re: I Am On The Run Because Of Sport Betting by Benprass(m): 10:15am On Feb 01, 2022
yuping:
undecided I know pity you at all, you borrowed money to gamble and you call yourself a graduate, you learned nothing in school.

Is like borrowing from liability to invest in liability and be expecting.

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Celebrities / Re: MC Papi Celebrates Birthday With Cute Photos, To Host Friends At Hustle N Bustle by Benprass(m): 10:38am On Jan 29, 2022
donpapa:
Dem don reopen Hustle and Bustle?


Yes I work there
Celebrities / Re: Actress, Iyabo Ojo & Her Daughter, Priscilla Look Like Sisters In New Photos by Benprass(m): 6:51am On Jan 25, 2022
ipobarethieves:
sad omo jo iya e

Wrtin she Dey use hand cova in d second pic

Buhari phone call.

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Travel / Re: Swimmers Circled By White Shark Leaving Them Trapped In Australia (Pics, Video) by Benprass(m): 10:23pm On Jan 24, 2022
MufasaLion:


It's a fish, brother. It's bite is something I'd never wish on anybody. You can read more about the fish.

That evil fish.

If that fish get hold of you just forget about your life.

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Family / Re: So I Am Getting A Divorce... How Do I Adjust? by Benprass(m): 10:15am On Jan 08, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Someone is seeking advice and you are bringing your Jesus...this is physical and needs physical solution..Jesus have no business here..

Even if you aint a Christian that doesn't mean you will write of Jesus from this situation!

Christ is not interested in making situation bad but making them good. I sense you are a Muslim or a non believe, even if you are not what I just mention allow her involve Jesus because they are some situation that is only Jesus that can fix it. It is the Spirititual that control the physical.

Who knows? The husband might not be in his right sense so with prayers and good advice things might work out.

Having a devoice in Nigeria is not a joke especially when is not in the western world.
Nairaland / General / Re: 2022: A Year To Be Extra Careful by Benprass(m): 5:20pm On Jan 07, 2022
KaluwisxPRO:
Anyone that believes charm, juju, sacrifice is used for FRAUD is a big Dundee.

To be frank is you that is the real DUNDEE.
YOU BETTER WAKE UP THOSE THINGS WORK
IT IS THE SPIRITITUAL THAT CONTROL THE PHYSICAL.
Fraud is Fraud, even those being asked for human sacrifice are being scammed by the herbalists themselves. Na for only Africa we take dey believe rubbish
Romance / Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by Benprass(m): 6:20pm On Dec 29, 2021
GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.


See the way you duscribe the dick that God took his time to create na wa ooo

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.



Politics / Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Benprass(m): 12:01pm On Dec 26, 2021
Instead of me to become a Muslim in this life I rather worship stone


Dominic religion
Demonic followers

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Shares Christmas Pyjamas Photo With Wife And Kids. by Benprass(m): 11:37pm On Dec 25, 2021
verybadmouth:
Is this not the Olamide that sang eniduro?


Nop this is not Olamide, this is 2 pack he sang

Water no get enemy!!

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Celebrities / Re: RMD And Beverly Naya Hug On The Red Carpet by Benprass(m): 3:09pm On Dec 24, 2021
Aremwayne:
I am really tired of this RMD, because Nigerian girls see him as a handsome man we won't hear word again. Haba


My brother how many Nigeria girls get sense?


The man just dey package abag!!

See the way the way the girl is looking like 500 naria bread.

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Food / Re: How Much Is Christmas Chicken In Your Area?? by Benprass(m): 11:36am On Dec 24, 2021
etchiep:
15k in Warri , but with plenty abeg & yanga u go kon do like say u dey go them go kon call u back to take am for 13k


Oga you are lying!

Why do people lie so much on this forum tufiakwa

Nigeria is not that bad that people are buying chicken for 15k.

How much is Goat meat?
Sports / Re: Ramos Sent Off In Third PSG Appearance As French Club Struggles Continue by Benprass(m): 8:55am On Dec 23, 2021
hakeem4:
grin and Messi also. He has no positive impact to that team


Must you call Messi?
That is how you people say he doesn't have positive impact on Barcelona today look at were Barcelona are on the table!

If you like say is administrative miss management, that is not my business, infact what positive impact do you have on your own life and those around you? Tell me how Ramos saga have to do with Messi, is it now we know you can't separate Ramos from red card!

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Don’t Give Money To Any Lady This Christmas by Benprass(m): 8:28pm On Dec 22, 2021
Will they listen?

Some have not buy thier parent anything before in thier life.

Some have not send even 1 naria card to thier parent

Some have never send food stuff to thier parents

Yet they can spend heaven and earth on a girl that is not even thier wife all because they want to Bleep rotten and domenic pussy.


As you are praying for children, pray for the one that will Remember you in life.

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Celebrities / Re: Gloria Olorunto: Maraji Is Pregnant, Shows Baby Bump (Video) by Benprass(m): 4:36pm On Dec 21, 2021
Forget this generational children!

And to be frank nothing like getting pregnant when you are married.

I know someone out there may disagree with what I say but nothing like getting pregnant especially if you are married.
Travel / Re: Inquire On Best Way To Relocate My Family To Ireland by Benprass(m): 5:28pm On Dec 20, 2021
Samken2:
How can I apply for admission into universities in Finland from Nigeria


Use your internet in your phone or type the name of the school you want everything you need to know will pop up.
Food / Re: Is Kapadoccia the Most Beautiful Restaurant In Lagos? by Benprass(m): 4:29pm On Dec 20, 2021
[quote author=heniford2 post=108665809] are you trying to say something[/quote



Yes ooo

My brother he his trying to say your money can't buy you anything there that you are poor.

He even say that you can't buy pure water talk less of food.

He say no level for you.

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Politics / Re: 'Now We Realize Jonathan Was Nice, Buhari A Failure' - Protesting Northern Woman by Benprass(m): 9:53am On Dec 20, 2021
Fake news
Family / Re: Some MEN Are Just Babies With Big Muscle by Benprass(m): 9:41am On Dec 20, 2021
Pumpumking:


brother..if u waz hear in london, the will refer u to Mental psykatrick ward for stupidity & if u were in Nigeria, they wil nomaly say maybe yor head is not corrrect......the reason why everyone tink u dumb & stewwwpid is becuz how can u teach a grown man how to raise his own kid & how to behave?......u dont like wot u seee. ...u get that hell out...You aint payin his rent!!!!! ((WORDS OF WISDOM)))..no ofeinse!! angry


What you people won't allow to happen to your own children that is what you want others to experience in thier home!

Now I see why most children of this generation are nothing to write about.
Forget is how you raise your children up that will determine how far the next generation will look like.

Like i always say if you aint ready to take care of children dot bring them to this life.

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Crime / Re: Frustrated Yahoo Boy Rain Abuses On Lover Who Refused To ‘invest’ Her Money by Benprass(m): 8:51pm On Dec 19, 2021
Dam nigger young brother
Romance / Re: Help, I Am Madly In Love by Benprass(m): 8:48pm On Dec 19, 2021
When praying for children parents try and pray for the one that have the following

Sense
High self esteem
Responsible one
The one with the fear of God

Now I see why some couples have delay in getting kids. Must time God want them to know how to train their kids up properly.

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