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bkool7:
And the whole world must know.


What's wrong with these bloggers self?

So the man drives down the road and people say, " That's the cars his friend's daughter bought him."

Cousin9999:
1. The average American is an ídíot. Outside of the northeast, it's basically village people only while village people are uneducated, Americans are just stúpid.

2. The average American doesn't "understand" people outside their town or region, so there's no reason to believe most can grasp a different culture. And they confirm their ignorance every day regarding other cultures. Their cultural observations are garbage.

3. Oyinbos are deranged, racist m0r0ns. Their opinions on anyone who isn't white can't be trusted. It's like asking what an Arab thinks about Jews.

4. Americans are lazy af, and would rather do anything besides work to make money. That of course includes posting complete bs on YT.

5. It's common knowledge that people post bs on YT. And that people like that oyinbo will film for days or weeks to get the footage they want, and mangle the footage to make it more extreme. If that doesn't work, they'll pay people to fake it.

6. Many Americans are as insecure as they are stúpid. They love spreading lies (and consuming them) about virtually any foreign country, including every European country. It literally bothers them to think that someone will leave the US and enjoy their life, or that people in other countries are happy.

7. Yes, this problem exists. But it doesn't change the fact that oyinbos are notorious liars.

Biglittlelois:
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How will you feel if your mother gets pregnant for your driver and end up marrying him

Fahdiga:
They might be doing it who knows

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Tell her to go to the uae police if she really want to return back


But to me ooo....I say it the way it is in my heart...because am a real niggarrr


If that your sister nor be virgin and probably get two or three boyfriend way dey bang her steadily for Nigeria before she enter uae...why she come dey complain na.....make she just runs things gather up some funds

Dottore:
I've never seen a story so poorly reported.

southniyikaye:
There is nothing in this life sincerely..
If only we know there is a thin line between life and death, we will take things easy..

Almost lost my life few days ago.. I wasn't sick, infact I did a fitness walk of 25mins to where I was going to..
On getting there, I was talking to someone when I began stuttering.. Before I know it, my voice was gone and as I was trying to make hand gesture to the person, I began folding from inside, my tongue was twisting and my eyes bulging till I collapsed.. Later told it took almost an hour to revive me.. I wasn't sick prior to this encounter and something like this haven't happened to me before..
Let's also endeavor to carry out regular checks...
Most importantly, avoid fights or quarrel. most people you see are walking corpse..

Rubbiish:
Are u saying u can't hold yourself from having sex for just ordinary 4 months considering the fact your wife just gave birth?? Haba! Please give her time to heal! Some of u men love sex way too much! Reason women use it to manipulate u men a lot.

SLIDEwaxie:
You're simply what they call a lucky Bastard. This doesn't make your smart or better. You can't be a good civil engineer in school, it can only be because of long years in practice.

Now, that being said- you designing a structure is the job of an architect, supervision is the job of a builder and the structural aspects is for a structural engineer, in which you come in..

And nobody would pay ₦200,000,000 into a savings account for a job just based on recommendation because clearly you were a novice. Lass lass, if they were desperate to help you, they'll attach you with a major construction firm and pin you as a head of department.

My point, you are just one of the lucky bunch, you're not smart or very good and you're probably just a liar

RapistOnBail:
Which class you take graduate for secondary school?

Softboy001:
I don't even know how to begin, but am going to try and make it short, I want to know if there is anyone in my shoes, please let me know in the comments section.

Firstly I like to say this I love sex so so much. Yea I do but it's so unfortunate that am not able to do what I love. It's fustrating. It's been 2 years now since I had sex. It's not that I don't want to but I don't just know, the reason I writing this is because the kind of konji that am feeling now is overwhelming, as in am no longer comfortable. It's terribly fustrating.

I just want to know if there is anything I can do to help my situation. So if you got any advice kindly let me know in the comment section. I didn't introduce my self just call me mr D. Am 27 years old.

So here are the reasons. I separated them into primary and secondary reasons. I'll explain only the primary reasons.

primary reasons
1. Finance. This is one of the main reasons, I don't have funds. As in I don't have 1 naira. Nothing at all so I feel there is no need trying to get a girl. I have tried and it always fail because I don't have even as low as airtime to call and keep the relationship going. let's face it relationship in Nigeria, you got to have money as a guy. Currently I have been going through some hard times, after I finish school in 2019. My serious gf that got me all focus in relationship stuffs left me and broke me.

2. I don't do olosho ( prostitute)

So some my friends find this strange because they know am a bad guy when it comes to sex. But the truth is that I don't do olosho. Apart from d fact that I don't have much. Olosho is a No No for me. As in not at all. Not to be considered. I just don't like it. I can give a girl money or do a favor but not in exchange or direct exchange for sex. The olosho is so so annoying for me. where I recently relocated to ( lagos State). That's what they do
They call it hook up. But it's just pure olosho
I guess I would have had sex by now and won't be feeling what am feeling currently if only I will agree to pay for sex. But I don't


3. Lastly I don't have a place and have been moving.

for the past 3 years. I have been moving. I have not been steady in only place to get to know people. Am always new where am going to. And it's not easy to get a girl immediately.i have staying 2 months here 4 there for the pass 3 years. Currently am staying with my brother and his wife. In a room and palor. And it's not been easy at all for me. I can't even be talking of konji now self. But the konji won't let me be

Secondary reasons.
4.am an introvert
5. Am not that tall. Am short
6. Lately I been having some kind of dislike for the ladies behave
This topic is getting to long. I hope I been able to explain enough sha. Kindly let me know if you have any thoughts on this.

Thanks for bringing this up,
I have being thinking for some time now if I am normal or okay.

Because for almost 23 years now I have not have sex? I know many won't believe me but that is there business, but ever since I have being reading the Bible and following God right from my teenage years through the Grace of God! Sir sex is better when you are married yes it's. I know no one is better and again thank God for this forum.

This is the best time to strive for the star, leave sex alone till you're married and ready.

tuzle:
If it were a 2year child who drew that, it would have been better. But for an adult to draw that nonsense, he deserves slap, a very hot one. But I like sanwolu sense of humour. If it were buhari, DSS would have arrested that guy and charge him for terrorist attack against the president.

Patrioticman007:
Beautiful,
Allah is the greatest.

Johnnoah1st:
I have 10years Facebook available 4sale

lessonotes:
I really believe you're on the right track as regards Tech, my only advice is as someone said, save some money and when you finally relocate to Abuja, look for a tech company and offer yourself as an Intern. You're still a fresher in the field, it might be hard getting a full paid job as an experienced developer. So internship would allow you learn more and align yourself with the experienced senior developers. If the owner of the tech company sees your vigour and willingness, he can decide to be giving you some stipends per month. Also look for software development meetups in Abuja. See https://www.meetup.com/


Good evening sir please I want to talk to you about something please how possible is it to discuss thank you

In all this, have patience and throw away pride, like you said, you're 26, be patient and be humble. What did I say Sir; be patient.

Tech stacks to focus on, I believe you know; JavaScript first, I repeat JavaScript. Why? Because it will lay your foundation for ReactJS, which is very popular and in high demand. There were some interns I advised in 2020 to learn JavaScript and eventually ReactJS and today in Abuja they're earning 5-6 figure salary. I mean some 65k and some 100k and above per month, as young guys and bachelors.

So if you feel, you're not yet strong with JavaScript, then I would advise you still wait and still be teaching in your current place of primary assignment, learn JavaScript again again and again, then learn ReactJS while still working in this school that's giving you steady income. Why because, if you leave this school and go to Abuja and you're not yet grounded in the skills of Software engineering, then it will be hard to get a job, and if you go in for internship and they don't pay you anything, what will you be living on; it might be hell.

So think wisely, don't make hasty decisions; I reiterate, if you are not yet grounded with JavaScript and ReactJS, continue learning and Teaching, at the end you would eat the good of the land.

I learnt web development at 24, was an apprentice (intern) for 4 years. Today am 41 through God's Grace. Be patient, there's a time and season for everything underneath the earth. Shallom!

But let patience have her perfect work, that ye may be perfect and entire, wanting nothing. - James 1 v 4

Ezemarcel:
sleep over your words .....read what you wrote again and ask your self if you are not a stupid man...

You want to update men because of a girlfriend....Kai....I swear your mumu too much o

shortgun:
So I should be the one to pay for him to meet my girlfriend abi. that's why you lots are wallowing in poverty... misplaced priority.

May God give you wisdom to solve your problem


With this your comments I don update men and told my girl to lure him...you fit hear scores for front page... brainless idiot

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Association of deranged sex starved perverts have finally highjacked the thread with the usual senseless talk.
No wonder we are where we are as a nation.. someone pays you to render a service, you leave your work start to follow nyash up and down...na this same mentality make many no dey progress for life .
When a grown man doesn't that there's a time for everything... when I talk, you tell me about maturity... Maturity kee all of Una der.

Untill he rape my girl or kidnap her and you low lifers will say she seduced him or was giving him green light...na red light go still kee una.

I am in my girl's house waiting for the unfortunate bolt guy to show up...what he will see will serve as a deterant to his other randy colleagues....na me they give people unforgettable memories

dazzlingd:
I knew daft people will come to ruin this thread, I suggest a simple IQ test should be conducted for people to comment on science related threads.

Seun, create a simple IQ test, and anyone that does not pass minimum requirement should be disallowed from commenting on science related threads.

Majority are daft in this part of the world, fools are irritating

Peace081:
All those names you mentioned above are worth more than your entire family

Sammy07:




The FUTURE is what again?