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i am ashamed for once to declare that i am in support of naijaking1 (i never thought this day would come). check out all the muslim states world wide and name one which is normal. It's either they cannot interprete the quran properly thereby inflicting terrible attrocities or use it for their own personal and depraved desires. . . . . . O'l boy make we wake up.

MrPrsdent:
@topic

Its not peculiar to only banks in Nigeria.

It is a common practise world-wide

My guy, the only reason some banks do it here is not because of security reasons but because they do not want cell phone usesr to disturb other customers with their chatting unlike in naija where they have no clue why they have the policy in the first place.

Ol' boy, e be like say Kay177 don hammer. . . . .

dogged!!!!

[quote author=L. KRavitz link=topic=551770.msg7154257#msg7154257 date=1289904405]My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and i'm puttin' together a special team; . Naija Politician and corruption hating Soldiers!. . We're gonna be dropped into Abuja, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doing one thang and one thang only … killing Corrupt Politicians. Members of the PDP conquered Nigeria through murder, torture, intimidation and terror. And that's exactly what we're gonna do to them. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Nigeria and then jump out of a fuckin' aeroplane to teach these Politicians lessons in humanity. Politicians ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a People Hating', mass murderin',corrupt Elite and they need to be destroyed. That's why every and any son of a naughty woman we find to have stolen government funds, they're gonna die. Now, I am the direct descendant of Sango the Yoruba God of thunder and ive got a little Fire in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the corrupt bastards, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us, and the Politicians won't be able to help themselves but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Politicians will be sickened by us, and the Gepoliticains will talk about us, and the Politicians will fear us. And when the politicians closes their eyes at night and their tortured by their subconscious for the evil that they've done, it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. Sound good?

* That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be-warriors: when you join my command, you take on debit, a debit you own me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Politicians scalps. And I want my scalps! And all y'all will get me one hundred corrupt Office holders scalps taken from the heads of one hundred dead Politicians, or you will die trying![/quote] now where have i heared this qoute from before? but i agree with you. this is what our leaders need. sign me up!!!!

maedan:
Erm. . .big deal? It's obviously clean, well prepared for the occasion, so what's the fuss? They are even trying for being so intelligent as to improvise. How much money is the female team worth anyway? Let us be thankful on their behalf that they even got that much attention.

what a retard. and to think she resides in England. My advice; let the experience of living in the western world pass through you and not the other way around.

i swear naija is becoming a real horror story with different twists and nightmarish turns spiced up with laughable comedy. My God!!!!!!

well shyt, i am not suprised you dont understand. . . . .dig deep.

ishit4body:
You are the funny one. Who is talking about taking pictures of landmarks and all? We talking pictures of police officers. Abeg, read properly.

look s.h.it, which is worse? taking pictures of the most powerful structures in the world or fracking policemen. which poses more of a security threat? and for your information they are not just landmarks the president of america, the queen of england and prime minister live in these structures. these are peoples homes and they see nothing wrong with it . . . . . .and for your information, you are complaining about pictures but i hope you realise that as soon as you connect to the internet you are in more danger than a mere picture,

we've got funny people here. . . . . .Nigerians will travel to the western world armed with their cameras to snap away their vacation, not to mention taking pictures of places like the White house, Buckingham palace and 10 downing street but see something wrong with what the guy did here. can you imagine anyone standing in front of aso rock gates and take pictures? but you will freely go to the US and do so in washington DC or downing street in England. Bloody hipocrites. We are in a global village. . . . . fools. How many of you have your pictures pasted on facebook and are here complaining about not liking your picture taken without your permission? permission my foot. typical of a people/nation still in the stone age.

tensor777:
You're totally wrong there. I mean does common sense not tell you that you shouldn't take pictures of anyone, not to talk of law enforcement officials,(!!) without their consent.
What difference does it make if he just came into the country?

And to think you live in England (which from your statement i highly doubt), If that is the case then all tourists in England would be in jail by now.

Every day we wake up to ridiculous and unheard of news from Nigeria, . . .  .  which kain thing be this?

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=551063.msg7145095#msg7145095 date=1289779504]A soldier.[/quote]soldier indeed. . . . . .which way is up when holding an M16?

thank God, all hail the potential fall of chelsea

jason12345:
what are we spending the money on? private jets?

yeah, i also think obj is the best president nigeria has ever had which is unfortunate!

you are right bro. . . .can you imagine obj being the best president we ever had? can you imagine one of the worst humans on earth being the best we ever had? You have to visualize the cesspool he must have come from in a long list of politicians,

Ymodulus:
my friend will you keep quiet? An igbo guy will never talk the way you did. I-d-i-o-t

just as you have just proved. . . . .most, not all igbos are really strange with too much of an aggressive attitude. No diplomacy whatsoever. . . . ever wonder why the presidency is to distant from you?

why am i not suprised

define GOOD wife. . . . . . . .

wahala

for all those clamouring for everybody to come back and for all those shouting that Naija is sweet, yes naija is sweet but for who. if you have a decent means of livelyhood (which is rare as Zap) yes it is sweet. if you like to get what you want by bribing your way into anything especialy if you have the cash yes it is sweet. if you want to evade and avoid taxes with impunity yes it is sweet. if you want the freedom to ignore sanitary rules and dump trash indescriminately yes it is sweet. if you have dollars to throw around yes it is sweet. if you want a gang of touts and area boys at your disposal yes it is sweet. if you want to commit murder and steal public funds without fear and be sure you will not be caught and convicted because you can bribe your way out of the judicial system yes it is sweet. if you want to be governor/senator and even president and have no moral scruples preventing you from rigging and assasinations yes it is sweet. but the question is for how long? when the sun sets is when the real nigeria begins. everyone develops shifty eyes wondering who is walking behind them. there is an increased pace in the way you walk; the prayer is to get home quickly before it gets too dark. and when you eventualy get home the barricade begins. nigerians have the most rigorous defence system known to man. even our fobs are not that good. Street gates, gates in front of the compound, gates in front of every door and behing every door. when a dog barks in the middle of the night prayers beging "please God let them not come here" My people i'd rather stay where i am and have peace of mind all day than have a sweet day and nightmares all night.

for all those clamouring for everybody to come back and for all those shouting that Naija is sweet, yes naija is sweet but for who. if you have a decent means of livelyhood (which is rare as Zap) yes it is sweet. if you like to get what you want by bribing your way into anything especialy if you have the cash yes it is sweet. if you want to evade and avoid taxes with impunity yes it is sweet. if you want the freedom to ignore sanitary rules and dump trash indescriminately yes it is sweet. if you have dollars to throw around yes it is sweet. if you want a gang of touts and area boys at your disposal yes it is sweet. if you want to commit murder and steal public funds without fear and be sure you will not be caught and convicted because you can bribe your way out of the judicial system yes it is sweet. if you want to be governor/senator and even president and have no moral scruples preventing you from rigging and assasinations yes it is sweet. but the question is for how long? when the sun sets is when the real nigeria begins. everyone develops shifty eyes wondering who is walking behind them. there is an increased pace in the way you walk; the prayer is to get home quickly before it gets too dark. and when you eventualy get home the barricade begins. nigerians have the most rigorous defence system known to man. even our fobs are not that good. Street gates, gates in front of the compound, gates in front of every door and behing every door. when a dog barks in the middle of the night prayers beging "please God let them not come here" My people i'd rather stay where i am and have peace of mind all day than have a sweet day and nightmares all night.

Dede1:
This is not police men fighting as the picture showed. But close observation would reveal an attempt to arrest and resistance. One of the police men is not wearing boots and belt. I guess he is the one under arrest order.

what crap are you talking about?

[quote author=invisible! link=topic=549292.msg7132485#msg7132485 date=1289602748]Or even the innocent terror attack victims.[/quote]where do you people come from? what has your post got to do with the standard of living in Nigeria because if you dont know, that is what this thread is really about. what has the isolated cases of terror attacks got to do with standard of living in both countries? please contribute inteligently.

PStylish:
Of course I don't expect you guys to say you regret even though I know you really do.But we know the truth.We know all the horrible details. Why some of you may never come back because of shame.
Why do our rich and successful men prefer Nigeria if abroad were better. M.K.O Abiola worked for a multinational company yet preferred to stay in Nigeria till death. Dangote, Otedola and the rest are all around. Why is it?
You guys are all hustlers looking for the easy way out.Unfortunately, it turns out harder.
Come back home and stop being a third class citizen(the latinos are 2nd class) earning one-third of your mates pay simply because you are black.
There is no place like home.

who let this one out of his phsychiatric home?

Nigeria/Nigerians at their finest and best. . . . . . . . . . .

justwise:
I regret not moving early enough.

Me too my brother. . . . . .

plus lung and heart if possible,

who puts in the most, everytime and all the time?. . . . .Answer: osaze. True leader.

Surely this is a trick question,

It is more a sign of insecurity than love but alas we all go through it in a relationship,

see why I often say most nigerians are demented retards? Even on NL most do not even understand the point of the OP; so let me help break it down. The problem is not that they are charging this ridiculous fee but that they did not inform customers before doing so period.