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By my side. . .
By my side. . .

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

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OP. . . nor vess o. Just to let you know we have not forgotten your matter. Just letting you know there ain't nothing wrong with 'broadcastin' yaself on NL. If you garrrrrrrrit, flaaaaunit gooooooooooooood!!!

ifyalways:
S[/b]tranger and sisters in the [b]load wud be dazed when they see this.

Oya,watch traffic.Download speed sef go tripple.hahahaa

"Baba" is blessed,he got a complete package.Your God is indeed good to You!!!

Thank you jare.
A truly blessed "Baba".

(Removed by e-badu belle and e-jolosi ugly peeps with fake marriage licences!)

See my "Baba O"!
Half a Baba is berra than no "Baba" ke.
Make I hide am before awon desperado club of 'ancient of days singles' begin sprinkle 'holy-water' make I quench.
Belle go runs some NL babes today fa! Not to mention some 'dudes'!
Nne, what are we gonna do with the "awon have-nots and cannots"?

Hiv negative tests.
Positive pregnancy tests.
Keep all singles out of your life. (Especially old cargo e-badu belle and e-jelosi "Holy-Anus" ones whose Gods' times keep passing 'em by).
O tu ru gbe ke o!

Mu he he he he

Lemme switch computers for a moment.

Mine sure can.
No E badu belle and e jelosi ooooooooooh.
Wondering why my skin is soooooooooo fresh?

Let the "pepper-bodi" begin.

Mu he he he he he

Of what use are you if you are a man that does not know how to cook?
Shame on you.

Before I woke up today. . . I found all these in my kitchen. Guess who cooked?

"Chief-Chef Blazay". . . Ogechi ka Nma/Nkechi Nyerem O 1 of Nairaland.

The one and only "AYAKATA BONGO" of NL.

Only rude?
Crude and shrewd!
The reason I don't spare them at all.
I cuzz 'em out with all I gat and at the slightest opportunity.

The worst are the wife-beating, local, dirty, Yorubas and Across the Niger, bush, jungle bunnies of strong-faced Igbos. Very canterkerous and incorridgible. They kill their husbands and wives and turn around and blame 'assassins'!

Watch out for some 'below the Niger Igbotic ruffians' too.

Thank God none of my immediate family members is married to any one of such. Divorces would have been all over our families by now. Those people do not stay in marriages and never mind their phocking businesses!

Every where you find them, it is 'kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa' gibberish!


I can't stand those two tribes I swear. As individuals ok. . .but as a group of people.
No matter how exposed or educated. . .they act like 'hillbillies'!
We ain't talking 'Beverly Hillbillies" either.

Phuuuuuuuuuuum!!!!

God forbid!

Tufiakwa!

Already did and cannot marry another tribe, race or nationality.
I married a Jamaican named 'Zainab'.
Not a racist or ethnicist by any means.
Just not interested in learning new cultures and ideologies
Besides, I never had shortages of good Nigerian suitors.
As long as it not a Yoruba or Across the Niger Nigerian. . . I am fine.

I am done. Thanks to my GOD I don't have to look any more.
I gatz minezzzzzzzzz.
A dannnnnnn goooood one tooo!

Because those African men are bush men and cannot live to see a woman succeed above them.
Majority of them are Igbo men from across the Niger too who live in the dark ages like cave men.
Very violent and insecure. They still think women are personal prop-tys too.
Local things!

You can take the monkey ourra the bush, but never the bush monkey ourra the monkey.

Gba be!

Yes o!
Buhari is winning in Eye-raq!

Hmmmm!
These Yoruba peeps have come again?
Please, let it go and move on!
Nigeria will still be here long after we are all dead.
Get a life?

Who cares about you and your 'o-shu' state?

Abeg drrrrrrrrrrrrrresssss, make we see climate!
You think say disi na "Aburi Accord"?
Go and h-enjoy ya loot.
It is time for the SOUTH-SOUTH to kyop!

Is he not a Nigerian?
What kind of changes are you expecting?

[size=20pt]Up PDP![/size]

The best party in Nigeria.
Gosh. . . I can't stand the other 'local' parties.

Oooooooooooooooh.
What a surprise.
You forget Mr. Fixxit is still very much alive huh?

Congrats!

[size=20pt]Mr H-umbleh-rah![/size]



Presidency don reaaash South-South?

For true, for true?

[size=20pt]I love OBJ!!! [/size]

^^^

That is for my h-enemies to quench with this week.

Mu he he he he he



"B[b]e[/b]t-still -yet", people like Halle Berry can't seem to keep their men. With all the beauty and wealth.

Hellep us taink Baba Godiooh!

Mama "Z" is a lucky woman. . . !!!

Money goooood ooooooooooh!

We know.
What to do now?
You just learn to manage them like that. . . while you learn to get your romance from somewhere else.
My husband is not romantic but has other qualities I don't think I can pass up compared to the riff-raffs out there I have encountered.

Romance or not. . . I am keeping him and his extremely fun personality and heart of gold.

I absolutely adore the way he snores. . . It has become music to my ears.
Others just irritate the crap ourra me after a few nights. . . can't wait to get rid of 'em. . .after 'mission accomplished'!

I can never see my cousin or any relative with romantic eyes.
My village is not that small.
In fact, I find them ALL extremely irritating and aggravating.
Pests!
I can't stand them ALL.

Neither.
Especially, if it comes from a liar.
Saying the words is one thing. . . meaning them and being consistent is another.

Oh yes! I willl stay fine-fine.
I would never have gotten married just to have children.
I know for a fact that children do not bring happiness to marriages.
Or, divorced couples in this world would still be together.
So, why did they all split even after acting all the scenes of 'ALL MY CHILDREN' in this world huh?

Most Africans only use their spouses to fulfill the righteousness of procreation. . . WITHOUT ever loving their spouses.
Most women do not even love their spouses after having all the children in this world. . .and abandoned by the men who 'preggered' 'em.
Most men are off to the next women with or without children to satisfy their Hot loins. . .
Most of the children even end up unloved and without the so-called parents.

So, what has children got to do with a loving and caring marriage on the long run? It depends on why you had the children in the first place.

If you cannot have children and you want them so baaaaaaad. . . please head to the nearest fertility clinic or BUY YOU SOME!

Thank God for white peeps!

^^^
Jeeeeeeee Weeeeez!
I am flattered.
Nigerian women are even worse. They re-marry to avoid poverty since most are financial handicaps.
Even if the man has mental issues, they would dive in and do 'i want to marry'!

All the men I know that had custody of their children had better outcome than the women I know who have custody of their children as single parents. . . generally-speaking that is. Most single parents who are women have their sons turn out as homosexuals or bisexuals. . .no father figure at home. When men raise little girls. . .like me of course, . . .they become IRON LADIES!!!

My father raised us for the most part. . . the reason I don't tolerate any bull from ANY man. . . .or woman for that matter!

Nekai:
^Hmmm, men in this senario marry for love and to provide stability, and a woman marries a psycho out of desperation.

The boy lives where he always lived. If the dad was never involved, the boy stays with the mom, and is raised by the mom and stepfather, who is daddy now.

The 'father' should not come try and claim his son simply because he is married, or because the mom is married. If he didn't give a poo about his son before, let his son call another man daddy.

And vice versa if the mom abandoned the boy.

Fair enough.
Left to me, any person who has a child. . . man or woman out of wedlock should not be issued a marriage licence in ANY part of this world. He or she should sit in one spot and raise those children they keep breeding all over the world. Same gord for those 'chronic' divorcees!

Please, let him go and serve his jail term in peace.
Hopefully, other looters have learned a grave lesson from all these.
Never hide you loot with the colonial thieving Brits!

Head to "Jo'Burg" or keep your loot with the Arabs.

I hope Uduaghan is taking notes.

Serves him right for dealing with those shady, 'Iru na bo'(Iru abua) rascal of peeps!

[quote author=vincent_09 link=topic=648171.msg8145969#msg8145969 date=1303028748]
To lie is what YOU and your ancestors do best and not Nigerians. Infact lying is your hobby. Why such genaralization? Which school did u attend? Your school fees na waste. You lied that the best thing nigerians can do is lying.[/quote]Ogun a gbe erah!
Ogun a gbe iyu weh!
Obolukpakapa!
Akpijor!

I prefer to send the children to their fathers.
Father's make better disciplinarians with the loving temperaments.
A man would usually remarry out of love(stable environment for children)
A woman would usually remarry out of desperation and attract psychos for partners. . .(dysfunctional environment for children)

If the couple was legally married and the child/children answer the man's name. . . he gets to keep the children and the woman pays him child support.
If the the child was conceived out of wedlock, the mother keeps the child/children. . . .the man pays for child support.

Best case scenario. Let there be 'joint' custody, so the boy gets to know both families and then decide who he wants to be with.
Most ideal? If the child is a boy, he gets to be with his dad. Fathers can raise boys better than mothers can. If the child were a girl. . .the mother gets her. Only a woman can raise a woman, just like only a man can raise a boy. . . in the absence of BOTH parents.

Quite complicated. Bottomline. . . ?

AVOID DIVORCES. . . so your children do not end up as emotional vagabond like y'awl!

Eye contact may not be a good indicator.
Since culturally-speaking, I have noticed people tend to 'defer' and look downwards when addressing elders.(Asians and Africans)

I have learned to use better indicators.

1. When people give conflicting reports or answers to simple questions.
2. When your actions do not resonate with your words.
3. When your body language is not in consonance with your emotions.
4. When you start stuttering even where you were not born a "stammerer".


Most importantly,

5. When you mention the name of GOD in ANY sentence. I do not believe you from that point onwards.

I have a keen sense to detect when people are not being honest. It just comes naturally. I am a NIGERIAN for crying out loud. Lying is what we do best.


Liars are usually not so smart peeps!

When you grow to love her mind. . . her body would cease to bother you.
Something called compartibility.

,bt the problem is that,we are of the same height though am not that big,

Please, this constitutes an[b] all-in-one[/b] semantic/syntatic/morphological challenge to me. What exactly do you mean?

Is there a problem with your pen-is size you are concerned about?

The last time a "forumite". . .(name witheld ) told me he was not 'that big'. . .the reality of 'things' was a hugh shock!

Daaaaaang! He was built like "Pegasus"!

Kei!

Could you please clarify your stance. . . thank you in advance.

Naijans and fake life sha!
They are all "friends", yet do not know when one is gbenshing the other. Yeah rrrrrright!
If Tosin does not know Seyi and Bimbo are an item, she is pretending not to know because she wants to "do" Seyi too.
The reason you never "befriend" people in a group. ESPECIALLY with one or two sleazy hoes of females in it. Before you turn your back, they are plotting to kill you so they can start phocking each other. 

Very common amongst Yoruba and Igbo girls. One reason I can NEVER befriend 'em or allow 'em in my home. Too irritatingly sneaky and conniving. Educated, but act like illiterates when it comes to this do or die poohsie/dee-ky matter. They are ready to kill for what is not even theirs.

You can tell "Seyi" is a Hot rabbit. Even from his "death" bed, he is planning how to corner Tosin.
Reminds me of a sad episode of ID on TV where a man conspired with his pregnant fiancé's female best friend to kill her and her unborn child because they were sleeping together. I think it was an episode from "Voices From The Dead". They actually succeeded. Thanks to Forensic Science. The skanky biatcht got life without parole!  The useless fiancée got a lighter sentence for concealing the fact he knew that his pregnant DEAD, pregnant fiancé was hacked to death and left to bleed to death with her unborn child in their bedroom. He ran when the police started asking questions. These are some black hood-rats in this Amerikkkka. . . .Chinekeee!!!!

These girls were childhood friends of course and THEY all attended the same church!
 
All because of toto and piriki!
T-U-F-I-A-K-W-A!!!!

The reason I do NOT befriend females!
Especially those local "holy-holy, buuuuush ones who think life begins and ends with a pen-is!

What should Bimbo do? Or should she wait for d guy to sort it out?

That Bimbo of a girl had better watch her back and BOTH of them. First, she should pretend she does not know what both of them are up to till she can get rid of both the Shifty-Seyi and the Tosin-Toxin! Nothing to sort out abeg. They are not married. She should just allow them to phock themselves to death while she moves on jejely.

Never have a group of female friends around your man or family! Beware of the "church-going" ones too.

Thank my God! I do not allow females in my home. We fit jam for party, that is it!

Never make friends in a group. . . NEVER befriend married couples either. Keep only ONE friend when dealing with a couple. Never befriend both. Na you dem go dey gossip about. Them fit plan kill you sef. . . . you nor go know.

They describe them like commodities for bargains.
But should I blame them when the Nigerian babes have offered themselves as commercial products to them?[/b]They disrespect and maltreat these ladies in various ways while pretending to appreciate or love them, but only to smirk and joke about how they took advantage of them at their joints.

*Gbam!* With 5 starzzzzzzzz!!! The Nigerian women as counterparts are no brighter by any measure. It takes two right?

Simple question, simple answer.

YES!

The moment you show you are a tad smart. . . they bail out of the relationship. Always looking for those they can dupe financially and emotionally. The main reason MOST Nigerian men love to chase small-small girls who are used to saying [b]yessir-yessir.

Mu he he he he he

Even my father tried to 'play' my mom being some 10 years apart. . . until he got a dose of his own medicine.
Mama Militia just comot for gear sharp-sharp go nukular on im arzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! I learned quickly.

I always get a serious rush in anticipation of the lowest depths they can sink into.

You are in for the greatest entertainment of your life.

Just play the fool and watch 'em.

They funniest part? MOST are denser than mules. I have rarely come across a 'bright' Nigerian man. Very few.

Amazing.

A typical Nigerian man is an emotional/sexual predator. Primitive at best. You just learn to amuse yourself with it all as you manage 'em.

Glad Nigerian women are 'wizin' up! Not all women are willing to put up with such abuse out of sheer desperation.

Amen!