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[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=647988.msg8143298#msg8143298 date=1302986366]^^just start a thread in health or general section asking for one.

there's a dear.

run along.

here, i even found some for you- dont know if they're still in business however:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-481568.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-119055.0.html


**btw the person in that picture doesnt look 16 or maybe i need new contacts**[/quote]

The face looks "strongly" male too.

wildmutt:
UHHH hell to the no, i ain't gonna call you that.
welp i'm going shopping for tonight .
bye!

Bye bye o!
I hope you have a job?
With all that money you intend to shop with.
You know the term 'uncle' has romantic connotations in Africa huh?


Just call me "Uncle Blazay" sweetie.

If you ever feel like 'running' away. . . please, contact me.

wildmutt:
why is my pic on here
and y'all don't know ***** about what i'm going through.
i know some of y'all think i'm ungrateful and a spoil brat but that's not true.
and for the internet, i pay for it. i pay for half of the things i have.
i shouldn't have post anything on here ugh.
blazay or whatever your name is. you and i are way different people.
i don't need a freaking job! i have alot of cash and places to stay beside my
mom's house.

You should call me "Uncle Blazay".

Any picture you post on NL or any public forum is 'global' prop-ty!
Mine gets a few 'podcasts' around here too and I love it.
You should be proud of your pics.

I reaaaaaaaaaly love to "pepper-bodi" my h-enemies with how lovely my life and clothes are.

I am always VERY proud of minezzzzzzzzzzzz.

Lemme show ya.
(Removed. Okija witches/wizards are having meetings.)

Please, move in with me. Mrs. Blazay would 'hook' you up in ITALY. 
Please, don't waste your youth. . . .you have potentials.
I love your legs. . . they will 'carry' you to places.

You're pushing 30 years old and you have to go running to your dad because he allegedly wants you home for Holy Thursday?

Orrr Lorrrrrghooooor Mwan Nkpi!
Na dat day dem dey do am?

So what has changed then?
Stale news.

Outstrip:
Pity her for what? She is a common thief. If she was hungry then she should have stoen a cup of rice. This is just plain wickedness and greed

Can't you see she is just a child?
If it were yours, I am sure you would be singing a different tune.

She was left at home for us to watch her for a few days before concluding.

A troubled child is all I can see here.
Something problematic is definitely going sooooo wrong in her life.
This girl or young woman has learned to grow up around a lot of insecurity and unmet needs.
The fate of MANY young girls in Nigeria too.
If she needs watching. . . then she has certainly transitioned into the 'juvvy' delinquency system of anti-social derelicts in Nigeria. Her life can only get worse from this poing onwards.
Pity!

Behold! Someone's almighty 'fruit of the womb'!

ifyalways:
16 only?

In the next 4 years,u wud remember this thread and shudder at your folly.

IMO,You chop belleful,watch too much movies and listen to alot of crap.You need to be brought down to 9ja,hawk gala and ice cream for traffic.
The sun go arrange your head and mindset sharp sharp.

Nothing comes close to familal love,believe me!!!

GBAM!
You did not miss ANY hole at all.
You fill am well with san-san!

wildmutt:
well excuse me, i don't like to be boss around. i do whatever i want. i told my mom that i'm moving out by next month.
i'm nobody's prisoner so therefore i deserve some freedom.

. . . .Hmmmmmm. . .

Thinking when I was 16. . . .

I was grinding pepper and beans with 'grinding' stone without knee pads. . .in Abeokuta. . . .to make moin moin for my grandma.
God bless America. Please, move out as soon as possible. Then come back and share your experiences. I wish I were over there to help you pack.

In fact, send me your account number via Facebook, so I can send you some money huh?
I have a job for you. I would like to send you to "ITALY".

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=425157;type=avatar[/img]

If you hate your family. . . na friends you go run to in times of trouble?

I love my family. . . the world can go to blazes!

Kpele o! Try love them I beg. They are all you will EVER have.

Forget the fake arrrzzzzes on the cyber airways.

Why not?
The best excercise.
Especially if you love the latest jams and music.

What a lovely wife.
But still 'purdah-looking'!

Beauuuuuuuuuuuutiful children.

Good.
Make we hear word!
Thank God he had some time after bail to spend most of his loot before the 'final passage to india'!
But the man fine sha.

Some better news at last, besides the crawfish Nigerian political news.

Dear James will at least have a wife, a girlfriend, a sister and a lawyer to keep him company via "WikiLeaks cables".

"My name is Bond. . . .James Bond"!

People talking to the wall for a change. . . good news!
That is how it should be.
U gbe u homo whe ria!
Atalakpa!

Please, pity her.
It is the state of poverty in Nigeria that has caused all these.
See the fine girl.
As long as it is not a matter of life and death. . . material things can always be replaced.

Hopefully, she will mend her ways before she ends up as the ring leader of one armed gang in Nigeria over there.

What a pity.

Which wan consain me?
As long as it is not my 'anus' that is being 'pounded'. . . fine with me.

No!
We parted for one or more reasons which are still going to result in subsequent break-ups if we got back together.
A dog never goes back to eat it's own vomitus!
No matter how hungry.

Just for phocking only sha.
If it was goooooooooooooood!

She killed herself, she sacrificed herself for our love, and this is what I will live with.”

Our love ko!

While shinning other congos!

Why you nor die like "Romeo and Juliet"?

Awobi!

Simple question. Simple answer.

No! How can a single person be advicing a married person?

I will not accept counsel from a divorced person either, that belongs in the category of "singleness by failure with a capital F"!

Never trust the advice of a 'single' woman especially, to a 'married' one. She wants your husband and is secretly jealous of ya!

Don't you watch "Nollywood" movies?

If she is one of these Okija-Ogboni Chrislamic widows. . . hehn henh hehn . . .your husband might end up dead too, like hers.

Beware of the company you keep when you are married.

The 'born-again' ones especially. Run for your dear life. I never allow such women(single, divorced or widowed) near my home. I deal with them using a veeeeeeeeeery loooooooooooooooooog spoon.

^^^

Of course!

Nor be to keep figure?
Do it like the oyinbo peeps do it.
Who wants to poop out 5 chlidren in this day and age and turn into one "Iya-Akpati" with stretch marks and slack poosie from kids stretching the poor thing every other year or so?

All to answer "Iya Nurudeen"?


Chai! See all the work I have to do and I am here typing rubbish online?
So much for my New Year resolution.
Anyhoo. . .thank God for being a "Libran". . .we never keep promises, even to ourselves anyway.

Gosh. . .I have a meeting this morning too. Off I go!

Someone already categorically states she is in a relationship and you still want to 'shook' your head into her life?
Why dunnyoo wait till she is available?
If you are still available then she may be yours.
You know she is the 'principle' type, yet you want to confuse and derail her life!

If her relationship breaks up from the dude and she decides to give you a chance, the next thing you will do is to mess up her life.

Please, go and find your own based on 'availability'.

You cannot hold on to her. . .she is not yours.

You cannot love what belongs to another!

Ho-ha!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=642176.msg8131821#msg8131821 date=1302857910]
Hehehe, your a "tribal mutt" like me

Anyway, I understand what you're saying

Oh and I'm glad your not offended.[/quote]*Hand shake*



Welcome aboard.

Never!
I don't do divorcees!
Too much drama and baggage!
They are the most miserable peeps in the world. Always looking for fresh victims to suffer for the last person's 'sucker-punches' in their lives.


Besides, someone got rid of them for a reason. I don't wanno inherit the 'badluck'!

Nor be my head dem go take practice the 'emotional rehab sessions' e jor o!

Then you have to deal with their children too. . .who will always see you as an intruder.

I beg make them go find their fellow 'miserable divorcees' I beg. My hand nor dey for dia.

Another group of divorcees are the widows and widowers(divorce from God). . . hmmmmmm! I dey fia those ones.

Male or female. . . I nor dey near dem. Till I become widow myself. . . Na God hand e dey.

Till then sha. . .we nor go pass the same road!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=642176.msg8131728#msg8131728 date=1302857290]
No, not really. I know that there are other ethnic groups in Nigerian besides Ibo's, Yoruba's, Hausa's, so I was just curious to know where you might be form. But if my curiosity offended you then I'm sorry [/quote]Not offended at all.
I am from a combination of all those areas. . .so I know them extremely well. Enough to wash my hands off their curses to liberate myself.

^^^
Does it marrah?

Sorry, not into interracial dating.
I will not even date/marry IGBO or YORUBA or HAUSA not to talk of "ARAB!

Religion!
Being born again as in a phock-and-repent-hypocrite.


http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm


 

Divorce rates among conservative Christians were significantly higher than for other faith groups, and much higher than Atheists and Agnostics experience.

Thank my God!
I for don divorce tey tey!

Barna report: Variation in divorce rates among Christian faith groups:
Denomination (in order of decreasing divorce rate) % who have been divorced

Non-denominational ** 34%
Baptists 29%
Mainline Protestants 25%
Mormons 24%
Catholics 21%
Lutherans

This is in the US. You can only imagine what is happening in places like Nigeria where the Christianity is mixed with "babalawo" worship!


Religious bigots are the most intolerant people in the world. . .so they make lousy spouses and end up sad and lonely. . .while trying to spread their badluck and misery all over the world. Please, avoid them if you want your marriage to succeed!


Hear ye!
Hear ye!

Ladies if you been used in the past us guys don't need to know. KEEP IT A SECRET!!-LOL

Come? What village in Nigeria or Africa are you from?
What is the secret?
Look at this buuuuush man. Abi na woman sef.
Yes! I have been used in the past. . .like I used 'em too.
Was that not supposed to be the deal in the first and last places?
Abi is 'using' a one-way street?


USE ME A USE YOU. . .GOD NOR VESS OH! EFRY BODY WIA IM PAHEINT WAKA DEY GO!

Shiooooooooor!!!!

Abi you have never heard of the private practice of [size=20pt]PP[/size]. . . .aka. . . "platonic phocking" for women only?


All these bush men sef!
Abi na only men the 'using' dey sweet?


Abi you think say na OKIJA or SHARIA LAND primary or secondary school days you dey?

Abeg dress come Warri Babe side. . .make we show you say "kwanangida nor be marriage o"!

I am neither the 'other woman' nor have 'other women' in my periphery when I go about my business.
I don't acknowledge that she or they even exist.
When I am with ANY man. . . I only pay attention to MY affairs. . . ONLY!

There is not ME vs THEM. . . and mos-def no ME vs HER. I don't do 'ngwo-gwo' soup romances.

Sorry, I don't do men that keep 'harems' or act like "JEW-GUYS" or local, high-school popular "JINGOS" around desperate females.

I may specialize in befriending "married" men only. . . .but I will never leave my husband for ANY man. . . !!!
I do not expect ANY man to leave his wife for moi!
Sorry. . . not that in lust or love!

Every barry carry im baggage I beg!
I just wanno 'sample' and move on!
Not the 'cherish' and 'hold' kind of person.


I may wanno 'do' other women's husband just like I would allow other women to 'do' my man.
But love has nothing to do with the price of oil in Kuwait!

"O Israel to thy tents!
Tell it not in Gath.
Proclaim it not in the streets of Ashkelon
Lest the daughters of the Philistines be glad
Lest the daughters of the uncircumcised rejoice."

Amen!

Just cultural.
Nigerian women are not taught to be expressive when it come to intimate relationships.
You have to work with her.

Like I found MANY guys to work with moi in GREEEEEEEEEEEEAT UNIBEN!!!!
ABUJA hall to be exact!

Na by force to start thread?
You kinda start knowing the posters that saw 'expo'. . . "Phillippe Emeagwali' of Nairaland!

Why not?
Even if you don't carry the child yourself. . .rent a womb online and keep your figure!
The DNA is yours.
Women have choices these days.
No woman has to suffer hyper-emesis gravidarum for 10 months to be called a real woman. Just harvest your eggs and fertilize them with a sperm-donor of your choice and viola! You have 'issues'!

Then currrof all the useless 'shaki' and 'abodi' in your stomach and start doing 'sisi eko' all over town, country and universe.

Cancer free too!

God is great!

Can't tell you.
I may love to read what Nigerians have to say about their country or each other online, but I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to meet them.

My social net-working skills end in front of my computer.
I really do not have time for gossip or trifling associations.
People only interest me for 2 seconds and I am done.

Fortune4u:
Is commitment a necessary evil?
Is it good to be afraid of commitment?
Are you afraid of commitment let me know you reason.

I had a very secure childhood and have never been failed by the most important people in my life around me.
Committment is a choice practiced in a free world.
Some can give it and others cannot.
Some desire it and others do not.

It is not good to fear anything in life. . .including death.
No, I am not afraid of committment. It is irrelevant in my life.
I am committed to myself and that is the best news!