₦airaland Forum

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Imagine! You can't spend 1k to get your problem solved with natural things.
Get garlic, shew it with two spoon of original Honey ( put them in mouth all together at once then shew it ) drink warm water after that then, shew bitter kola in the night before bed. Do it once in three days. Come back here to tell us what's up in two weeks time. This are common things ,guys should know, you shouldn't have waited for that embarrassment talks from her.

Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!

Bring your pu$$yy over, let me wide it more, already know na well that's too wide and open all time so let me see how far I can go baby girl

MALIGNANTGuest:
My Humble self Feeding a Tortoise!
Soorryyy ooo had to remove my face!
.... Each Meal Cup costs $5 USD.

How did she manage to get that fat in that jean? This is why I hate fat woman. Sexually performance POOR! LAZY! UGLY! BULLSHIT

NwaNimo1:
Strategic date.....?

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Enough! You sick or something?

Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.

What's going on with Nairaland lately? Who is that useless Mod pushed this joke to the front page? Very useless! Only a man with no brain seek advice on a useless things like this. And I won't say a thing.

AlexReports:
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://dailypost.ng/2022/05/19/fct-minister-closes-dei-dei-market-after-clash-between-okada-traders/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjSg52T_-r3AhV3if0HHcDyBscQFnoECAMQAg&usg=AOvVaw0hX6iPVgh1SmE2zLAo1t6Z

You IGBOs should cry me a river! You were told in 2015 to leave all these volatile Hausa dominated area and come back to the south but to your weak mind, you think you'd always settle any fight before it escalate. Unfortunate for you no one tell what could end any fight. For now Hausas are doing anyhow to extent that even northerners are planning to have another 8 years? Ain't that a slap on our faces? Big one! You IGBOs are yet to see something. When northerners become the president again, you will beg for your life no your goods again.

Ademola47:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/05/lagos-parks-leadership-crisis-nurtw-orders-mc-oluomo-to-vacate-office-complex/

This thug MC OLUOMO is one of the reasons I never wish Tinubu to be a Nigeria president.

Islandlady:
Mores images

You too can experience nature at it's best. Discover Ekiti state!!!
Greeeen land! Blessed state!! Blessed Nation!!!

Mtceew

Metrix147:
The life of once Internet sensation, Mr. Spells may have been transformed following his encounter with the General Overseer of Omega Power Ministry, OPM Apostle Chibuzor Gift Chinyere, ABN TV reports.

The man of God had recently posted on his social media handle, requesting to meet with Mr. Spell after a video of him emerged on the Internet where he was soliciting for alms.

Mr Spellz once trended on social for his funny way of spelling words.

Grace found him once again when on Friday he arrived at the residence of Apostle Chibuzor Gift Chinyere, in Port Harcourt Rivers State.

The cleric was said to have welcomed him wholeheartedly, took him on a shopping spree to get new clothes and shoes.

He also took Mr. Spells to one of the OPM free estates well-furnished apartment with television, fridge, gas cooker, etc and gave him an apartment.

Additionally, the cleric gave him a fully furnished shop where he will be doing business to make a living for himself.

OPM is said to have more than 20 free estates, 18 free schools, 2 free specialist hospitals and more than 2,000 students on scholarship both local and international.

The man of God is said to be financing his charity through the tithes and offerings in OPM Church.

Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/apostle-chibuzor-chinyere-furnishes-brand-new-shop-mr-spellz-gives-new-apartment-photos/

Mr spellz, no go back to street Ooo. This is rare support one could get. If you Bleep up, you Bleep up for life be that.

JEWELofHELL666:
Armed policemen are currently firing live bullets at protesters demanding the release of the Muslim fanatics responsible for the gruesome murder of Deborah Samuel, a student of Shehu Shagari College, over alleged blasphemy.

So far, five protesters have been confirmed injured.

Video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNFND6jfJk0

Some injured...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEOdrv3uFyA

Five confirmed injured? I WANNA READ NEWS 20 OF THEM BEEN KILLED OR ALL OF THEM. USELESS PEOPLE!

Newton2024:
Unemployed Nigerian graduates have registered for Npower empowerment scheme since July 2020 (almost two years ago) but up till now there is no direction from Npower management as regard when the shortlisted beneficiaries will get posted to various places of primary assignment and start working to earn monthly stipends. A stage in Npower registration process of this scheme can take as long as one year. Is this how to empower jobless graduates? Why the unnecessary prolonged delay?

Only a fool wait for that to happen because it will never happen. This batch ( C stream 1 ) is the last batch of the N- power program. No new government ever continue from previous administration program because the New administration needs it's credit too, so continue from the previous program give the credit to the previous administration, hence the need for every new administration to come up with it's own program. It always change hands every 8 years.

9jahotblog:
President Buhari receives Outgoing members of the Federal Executive Council in State House on 13th May 2022

Outgoing FEC Members 8: President Buhari alongside Chief of Staff Prof. Ibrahim Gambari and SGF Boss Mustapha with R-L: Outgoing Ministers of Petroleum Timpre Sylva, Labour & Employment Chris Ngige, Minister of State Mines & Steel Uche Ogah, Minister of Justice Abubakar Malami, Minister of Transportation Rotimi Amaechi, Minister of Niger Delta Godswill Akpabio, Minister of Science Technology Ogbonnaya Onu, Minister of Women Affairs Pauline Tallen, Minister of State Niger Delta Tayo Alasoadura as he receives Outgoing members of the Federal Executive Council in State House on 13th May 2022.

Never knew Ngige is a dwarf.

SATANICALLY:
Below are the pictures of some of the murderous bastards that murdered Deborah, a student of Shehu Shagari College of Education.

A video of them boasting and justifying their murderous act (

They confirm the act pic.twitter.com/gft7kjEAIg

— GanzyMalgwi (@GanzyMalgwi) May 12, 2022

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Governor Tambuwal must do the needful!

They should release this boys to me. I feel like eating them raw. Idiots!

nwekeugochukwu:
“Take It Easy On Me”, Eniola Badmus Cries Out As Men Flood Her With Love Messages

Nollywood actress, Eniola Badmus has cried out over the numerous love messages she now gets from men following her new curvy body, IGBERETV reports.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CdNleqTDpmL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Recently, the former fat actress successfully shedded some fat.

Ass ain't there anymore so for me, no no no

ishowdotgmail:
Son Of Late Governor Abiola Ajimobi , Mr Abolaji Ajimobi Submits House Of Assembly Nomination Form.

He Is An Aspirant For APC Ticket In Ibadan South West Constituency ll.

Rubbish! You won't be compensated.

envoymedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzq3u-ebaJY



https://igberetvnews.com/1419798/nkechi-blessings-ex-falegan-said-wears-pant-3-days-nkechi-replies-video/

Lies! I see no woman from 18 and above won't change her pants everyday no matter how poor she is. Pants are so cheap that you can buy 10 of them for just #200. A person like blessing can afford to change it 5 times a day. No matter how bad her hygien is, she can never go on a single pant for two days.

MrOjay1:
I've been having this re-occuring breakouts of little boils around my torso.

It first started from the back of my right arm before it spread to the whole of my back and my chest area.


It doesn't seem to stop despite the medication I've been taking.

It has also spread to the back of my head.It's giving me migraines and also affecting my sight.


When I stare at the TV,I see things slightly doubling and also sometimes little cloudlike shade forms at the corner of my eyes.


It's getting me seriously worried

Hello! You need to Detoxify. I'm a YORUBA man and I will suggest based on how we do it here in the West. Get plenty of garlic, lime orange water ( Omi oronbo ), original Honey ( ORIGINAL Ooo ). Put them all inside plender, plend it together, pour inside plastic container, cover it for three days , then start taking it two spoon in the morning and night. Come back here in a week time to give your testimony.

Buhariiswicked:
https://dailytrust.com/just-in-senior-lawyer-seeks-extension-of-buharis-tenure

See belle

Abetterperson:
I met my boyfriend sometimes last year, I really love him, he's caring and we complement each other quite well.
His the first son of his family and his dad is quite absent in his life.

he started working at the age of 15 to support his family and has been working since then to support himself and his family, in simplest terms he carries a lot of burdens.
The problem I have with him is that he is addicted to weed, he doesn't let it control him, he functions well but I just have a problem with it.

Please how can I stop him
He says it stops the pain but I don't want it to destroy him.

What do you have against smoking weed? That's herb and not in anyway harm us. I don't know why people are crucifying weed and still go ahead to eat other green leaves. You can never see weed smokers fall sick or complain of any health issue because you do not need take any other herb when you're on weed. I smoke conveniently and my wife never complain about it. I'm fresh and looking good. We checks up every 6 months and the last time was last month April, we are doing so fine, everything in and out is in a good condition and fresh so please don't try to stop him.

I know you're really ain't here to seek advice, you know what your action should be. Even if you mom naked beg you to take her back, you won't. Don't give up, there are millions of good girls out there. Do not discouraged, keep searching, you will find better woman but mind you, do not trust, always have your guide up about any woman till you see reason to trust her. Also I wanna advice you, do not date just one girl, date girlsssss. Have them at hand like 4 and do not keep it away from any of them. That's when them go get sense, go dey hustle for your heart by that time, you go get time to select among them.

Backlaw406:
You were saying herbalist would collect just #300 from you to cure an infection.

I'm laughing at you in chinese.

Make I join you laugh

735i:
Lol. Brother, you done do yourself oh. I drove a BMW in May last year. 4 months later, I sold my Avalon and bought a BMW. 9 Months after, all I can say is: by God's grace, I will never use a Japanese again.

No I have never own one before. The one I drove belong to my friend and I really love it so I'm planning getting BMW next when u give this to my wife in months time.

oke2018:
Na ata o , na stone dem stone your friend , be fast about it , I pray God heals him completely.

When someone hear this, them go say.. Yoruba people don come again not knowing that we know what we are saying. This na confirmed ATA. Unseen Spiritual stone was thrown at him. They want dry his pocket because if he is not wise enough, him go just dey go hospital, go dey pay money, taking injections that will never work on it. Make he go see better native Doctor to remove it. E fit no cost him pass 300 Naira self.

Promzy99:
God forbid... Pls go to a good medical lab for test, then a very nice herbalist for treatment...

The best advice so far but people won't ever consider it. Doctor in hospitals will never advice you to see a native Doctor ( dealing in herbal not BABALAWO Ooo ), instead they will keep wasting your money and keep taking in chemicals. Leafs and roots cures all diseases. The funny part is, these leafs and roots is around us that won't pay any money to collect them.
My advice is, he should go to a medical lab for test then go to a native Doctor for treatment so that we can explain to the man what was the results is.

uncleck:
A friend gave me the task of getting a Tokumbo Corolla for him and I have been on it for few weeks now. In this assignment I've come to realize that Corolla is now more expensive than the following vehicles:

Toyota Camry
Toyota Highlander
Acura MDX
Nissan Pathfinder
Honda Accord
Etc

It's just crazy!!! How can I pay over 3 million naira for a 2003 Corolla? How? I've told him I won't continue in the quest unless he makes another choice.

But why are people so in love with Corolla? I know that the car is strong and reliable, but it's definitely not the only strong and reliable car out there. When we were still in school, whether you scored 70% or 100%, it is "A". So if Toyota Corolla is good at 100%, there are still others that are good at 90%; both are good.

In place of Corolla, we still have Honda Civic, Mazda3, Hyundai Elantra, Kia Forte, Nissan Sentra, Camry, accord etc. They may not be as good as Corolla, but they are definitely not too bad. My opinion

My Corolla 2010 was bought 2.5 ( Tokunbo, roo roo, no accident bcuz I went to Apapa myself to buy it ) two years ago. I was shocked to see the new price at 4.2M imagine! Well, I must say I'm really enjoying the car, strong and reliable. I haven't fix a thing in it since I bought it, just change oil and filter. That's all. Even i haven't refill the AC gas till now, still therein the one came with it. Really enjoying the car. With AC On, still not consume much fuel. Soon I'm giving it to my wife, I wanna try out BMW. When I drove one ( BMW), I think Corolla is for women, too light for hand bcuz sometimes I drives with just one of my fingers, Too simple men.

Afrogist247:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HEtehX_2sc

Following his recent music tour to Kenya, UK, Turkey and now in Dubai - Nigeria Singer and Zazoo crooner, Portable showed off a huge sum of foreign currencies in a video, which he claimed were made legitimately through his Music and a final answer to his long term prayer to make money in life.

The artiste who calls himself an expensive O. G brags that he can never experience "Sapa" again, a street slang for being financially broke, and the success of this music career tour ends his long term struggle with poverty.

Portable Habib Olalomi broke into the Nigerian music scene towards the end of 2021, with the song Zazoo featuring Olamide and Pocolee.

Source: Portable baby Instagram page

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdOAxtbJMI3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Dindinrin! Build even just standard 4 bedrooms from that then come back to tell us what you have left.

LINTUNE:
we both know that ibo guy is u, all this hypocrisy won't help anybody.

see the level of the damage frustration has done to this man sense. E go better ok!

Revolution2022:
Banging olosho no be am.Dem go dey hurry you to release or you go pay extra.Dem go even dey insult you join.Especially,if your dik no gree rise or he big.And dem no dey sweet.Boreholes them.

You don do them tire. I once went with one Ibo friend ( he won't give you money but can give you deer and olosho till you tire ). I told him na money I need, he said no, then he paid olosho, and we shared it 50/50. After everything,he con dey ask say why Yoruba olosho was abusive? I asked why, he said didn't the one I carry no abuse me, I said no, he said the woman was hurrying him, when he no gree release, he started dey knock his head and abusing him

Coolhaywhy:
Nothing ooo. Absolutely nothing!

I'd advice you take your mind off it because the then administration struggled to even pay half salary to its civil servants how much more we corpers who were earning more than some civil servants at that time sef.

Besides, power had since changed hands. So Forgerrit.

Sure thing. You're so right. I was asking make e no con be say my money is forgotten somewhere . My regards your family bro.

Coolhaywhy:
Cost of living in Oshogbo is very cheap. One of the cheapest state capital to live in.

Although, I left Oshogbo in 2015 after my NYSC but I must say, I was living fine and well with my N19,800.
Rented a decent room with it and cost of feeding too was very cheap. I heard transport is a bit expensive now cuz then, with just N50, you would tour the entire Oshogbo (one-way) unlike what we have here in Lagos.

Coming from Kaduna won't make much difference with your forecast. Whatever your income is in Kaduna would be enough to take care of you and your family in Oshogbo. Use that as a guide.

Let me also add that Oshogbo has steady power supply! Dem too dey get light, abegi!

Hello. Trust your doing good, how is family and everyone around you.
2015 set as well. Batch C. I served in ila orangun. Please anything about state allowance the then governor was owing us? I was forced to have an account with Stanbic bank after my many accounts with other banks. So after the service and the last allawee was removed, I abandoned the account. Anything? And once again how you doing

frankleesehi:
https://hgsmediaplus.com/2022/05/05/customs-intercepts-bags-of-poisonous-rice-in-ogun-state-photos/

Rubbish and lies! But that same rice could be given out as palliative during lockdown? THE MOST USELESS GOVERNMENT. We Southerners no get sense self. Instead of us to come together to become the president so that we can dominate everywhere and stop all this suffering and lies from their FULANI GOVERNMENT.