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Aidneeded:
NLDers
What are this on my chest and is there anything I can use to cure them...

try bathing more frequently with warm water, then use nixoderm. If symptoms persists after 3 weeks, consult your doctor.

DCmaverick:
Good day guys, without wasting much of ur time i want u guys to advice me on this.
I have a girlfriend and we have been dating for a year nw and she is a virgin,and i also don't want to disvirgin her now until i marry her.
But nw she is Insisting On Me to do it with her{Disvirgin her} nw, which i don't want to until we get Married.

So Guys Please Advice Me On This.

Should I Disvirgin Her Now That She is Asking For it or Should I Wait Until We Get Married??

So you want us to advise you on whether to fornicate? If I may ask are you fornicating and keeping her pure, if that's the case another guy will do it for you.

Lifeemetu:
There is a hot video trending online and it has been viewed 9 million times. The video shows the moment a man took his girlfriend out on her birthday so as to give her a special treat.

However, the girl brought 18 other ladies with her. They all sat down and ate and the man apparently did not say anything.

But when they finished, he refused to pay and 'jejely' started going. Serious 'kasala burst' as the legend says everyone was on their own.

What's your take on this issue

Stupid broke ass girl and her stupid friends. You don't ambush someone like that except the guy wants to throw her a birthday dinner party.

Smhaykins:
Please advice,

Naturally am satisfied with one round, because I always feel sleepy immediately I cum.

But if I observe that the lady is still Hot I used to do second round for the sake of the lady, this second round usually take forever before I cum.

Then, I use to do third round once in a blue moon, maybe if I will separating from my lady for a very long time.

There is this lady that I just met, she does not allow me have sex in the afternoon, we must spend the night together if we are to have sex. And it is always marathon sex, we gat to Bleep all night.

If we are to Bleep in the day, she will ask if I don't have any plan for the day, because it will take almost the whole day.

She said she doesn't like sex, but must enjoy herself to the fullest if she must have sex.

I always land in the hospital whenever we have sex, I explained to her that am okay with 2 rounds, but can do 3 because of her.

She said something is definitely wrong with me, that I should see a doctor. I dont want to be using drugs to have sex with her.

I love and not willing to break up with her, she has really being supportive financially.

In other words you are a gigolo . Your next move will be to try drugs ba? Remember the two polytechnic students that died because they took sex enhancement substance. Think about your parents.

Chukstotti:
Hello, everyone, this is my first time posting any issue here but for this issue, I had to.

My girlfriend and I have been together for over two years and she's someone I would love to marry but she comes from a complicated family.
Her dad and mum stay in the same town but don't live together. The mum caters to four out of the six children they have while the other two who are guys live with friends. Her dad had financial issues and that was the beginning of the end of their marriage. Her dad doesn't know me but her mum does. Her mum knows of my relationship with her daughter and we have her approval.

Her dad was asked to leave the place he stays (a semi-completed building) because someone bought the entire building and renovation works have started.

The issue now is,
My girlfriend wants her dad to come to stay with me until he gets a place to rent for himself. That he would only stay till the end of the month. I stay in a room self-contained.
I am confused and doesn't want to disappoint my girlfriend because she loves her dad so so much. Of all his children she is the only one that cares about him.
Please I need your kind inputs.

Get some place else for him, don't accommodate him.
I think it would be wierd if it was your father in law it would be a different thing . I am surprised that your girlfriend would even do that. That's how see finish starts. Don't do what married people do abeg.

Messi1:
I've been feeling an unusual movement that causes severe paine in me....Uncle's wife diagnosed me but said no need for prescription.

This afternoon the sharp pain deteriorated...dunno what's the cause.

Give more details . Where do you feel the pain, for how long, whatever it is,it's best you go to the hospital to get proper diagnosis.

Jeon:
Fashion..
Though I'm not a fan of breast, but they look good.

The purple dress and the silver dress are nice..I won't mind that , but have the figure for it.

Badboibipo:
It’s the smally for me, lol in my lifetime my joy is I hurt so many women for all the bs they did to me as a kid. I make hundreds of women doubt their beauty daily, that’s my joy in life

Then you are petty. Move on already. Why should you find joy in such. Beauty that will fade. Looks don't count, it's the personality that matters . If you were hurt learn from the situation. That's how you will end up hurting the one you are meant to be with,then you will end up coming here to cry tales of woe.

Badboibipo:
There isn’t a day that passes that I don’t see a girl I don’t know from anywhere trying to throw herself on me. They do it so intentionally, it’s either they are greeting me too much or trying to say something or staring at smiling at the same time at me. Happens everywhere i go. Do you know why? Because I dress like a big boy! These female criminals on wigs think all because I dress nice I must be a yahoo boy and if they stare so much maybe I will ask them out. One of their sister already tried her luck and because I didn’t give her a dime she stopped visiting me. Aunty one kobo you will never get from me, I’m the most red pilled of all red pill.

They target you once you look like you have arrived, i be bad market. We no Dey give shishi

Empty Barrel making noise in a faceless forum. What's our business. Smally

Eliazejike:
How To Smash Any Nigerian Girl On A First Date!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UBAPaCLHcE

It takes two to tango , you are also getting bleeped on the first date. So let's stop all this stupid way of reasoning.

Stallionhorse:
The turn of events yesterday was very surprising to me, I've been friends with this young Muslim girl, she is 17years old and I'm like 29years old way older than her.. I grew fun of her cause she is very beautiful and hard working tho!! we are not officially dating until yesterday. She is very committed to her religion and all and when we met she told me she is a virgin, I actually don't like virgins its really a turn off for me cause I'm not the patient type and I hate blood during intercourse, so I just decided to be casual friends with her pending when someone else breaks the Hymen so I can enjoy the kpekus..
Fastforwad to yesterday, I woke up just lazing around nothing to do.. I had decided I'm not going out or eating any Salah meat cause I really dislike their religion.. She called me in the morning saying she is going to the mosque to pray I told her okay all the best.. When she got back she called and told me she is back that she would soon be going to the mainland with her family to celebrate the salah I said okay all the best have fun.. 2hrs later she called and I asked her where she was she said home that the rain hasn't allowed them leave so I invited her over that I wanted to see her face before she leaves.. Omo!! The girl enter rain come my side, she was almost soaked in water.. So I asked her to take off her hejab or whatever there call it.. Omo, I just say make I try my luck I held her and kissed her she didnt resist we ended up on the bed she didnt stop me, I say make I put finger see if nah virgin she didnt stop me before you know I put my gbola she hold me tight scream.. That was how it happen.. I bursted the kpekus of a Muslim girl what a salah day sha.. ⅝

Wow, congratulations on your achievement. Such a legacy to leave for your future kids.

Screwcode1:
I’m so uncomfortable right now, two beautiful hen are sitting beside me now in church, this is the reason I don’t normally like coming in to church late cause all eyes will be on you, so I just step in with my arare suite and iPhone 13 pro max at hand, and ursher directly me to my seat, this two beautiful ladies obviously in there 30s sitting besides me, one started looking from my shoe, my 45k givenchy shoe, to my suite then saw my iPhone 13pro max, and they both smiled, and said brother welcome, the other rub her palm, you know how ashawo rubs there palm and say bring money, lol she didn’t know I noticed that, she did that and told her friend this guy is loaded please allow me to be the first to talk to him, Omo I just pretend I’m pressing phone and was getting really uncomfortable, had to excuse and change my seat. Nawao

Don't blow your trumpet. That's if this is even true. NL girls don't believe all you read.

Why don't you ask her outrightly? You didn't tell us if you are sleeping together? Tell her you want to define your relationship and hear what she says. If she says she not interested then you can start having options,but note that being that close with her will affect your new relationship. So I advise you start detaching yourself from her and the business, before getting serious with someone else. She seems like a cocktease.

Shagbatshagba:
Hello nairalanders,i have a suggestion for everyone.The suggestion goes as this...since nairaland is a forum for everyone especially nigerians at different states in the country i think every state or region can have a meet-up party/get-together whereby everyone interested can organize the party at each state so that members on this forum can get to know each other or even find ur soul mates if possible. i think everyone is matured here and for me,am suggesting this august since it is an holiday month except those working at companies but weekend would be better


it will be fun if it can be done...just a suggestion though

You think everyone here is mature! Are you kidding.

LoudlyMouthed:
Photo Of Bill Gates' Daughter With Black Man Ignites Conversations About Interracial Dating


Phoebe Gates, the daughter of Bill Gates, is rumored to be seeing a Black man, sparking discussions on social media regarding interracial and interclass dating..


https://www.yahoo.com/news/photo-bill-gates-daughter-black-182632547.html

Gold Digger. Except he is rich.

Iamdbull:
I dey ibadan chilling.

I thought Muslims don't take alcohol.

kingtinnie:
No. But I go knack the girl just to spite her .you don't test a goat with yams

If the case was reversed would you use the same analogy? Just a thought, you don't have to respond.

Midas01:
Why do you people always feel the need to police women's vaginas ?

Do you have the same sentiments for men who divorce their wives ?

Yes I do. What is a sin is a sin. My opinion if it were a man is same. As a man if you know you cannot stay alone after divorce then do not separate from your wife. That's why in marriage you do not rush in. Take your time and DO NOT ignore red flags.

Aify8000:
My girlfriend will go to ghe bathroom and will stay 1 or 2 hours , when she comes out ,if i ask her for sex she will tell me she is tired or tell me she is angry ,she is always more on her phone this days,is this normal?
I went to her search history and saw this

Are you sure it's not your boyfriend you are reporting.
MSoundss like what a guy would do. Most girls masturbate in bed not the bathroom. Maybe your lover swings both ways.

Divoc19:
Why does this always happen please?
Packing out soonest.
Done.
11years, 3kids.
Dusted.
Kudos to the successful ones out there.
This is my fate.
Am happy and unhappy

If it had nothing to do with domestic violence,I don't support it you leaving. Except you know you will face the children and remain single. Not later you will start dragging a married man.

Dynoz01:
keep deluding yourself with your unrealistic ideology

Poverty mentality

How does it relate to poverty. In your attempt to fireback you messed it up. Ok run along. Done humouring you. :

Dynoz01:
To Lesbians it's a heavenly feeling, Lesbians could feel electricity running up and down their spine and a tingling sensation all over their body. It most times sends shivers down their spine as their moan very loud in ecstacy

Sucking breast is a turn on for Lesbians as it makes their pussy wet

Nipples on breath are very sensitive to touch as it has lots of nerve endings in it
When their Lesbian partner sucks their nipples all nerve endings get excited and sends signals to brain for releasing of Oxytocin hormone.

The oxytocin hormone gives immense pleasure and satisfaction to their Lesbian partner while they make love

This condition gives extra-ordinary feelings to Lesbians making them fly in sky with no control of their bodies

Lesbians always want that sucking process and passionate cuddling should never end till infinity

This is obviously a guy who mastubates on girl on girl porn

Badboibipo:
I don’t take pleasure in anything anymore. Pvssy means nothing to me, I don’t feel any erections anymore even if I saw a girl nudeeed. I tried faking relationships but I really don’t like them or have that time. There is nothing in the world I like. There is nothing on earth that makes me happy.

Not even yourself? Try helping people,if you don't have money a kind deed here and there will do.

QuinieR:
Good evening my pple

I have someone who lied against me,
The lies really affected me becos pple believed her Nd here I am very very innocent

Pls how can I drag her to court for character defamation.. I need to no the source/root of the lies with her envidence

How can I go abt it pls, someone shld help me

First thing you should learn to do is not to care what people think about you. The only people who what they think about you should bother you is your loved ones, and if they hear something and ask you about it then you can explain. I would suggest you ignore the person. Eventually ,the truth will prevail, and you will be vindicated.

Lastborn55:
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Why is that anytime I want to touch a gal or do something to a gal when we are lonely my heartbeat increase like mad, as if it want to pop out of my mouth
And if I insist on going on my body will be vibrating or shaking.
What is wrong please

Anxiety and fear of rejection

Kobojunkie:
So you are saying he shouldn't go reporting his sister-in-law's cheating to his brother, and also he shouldn't go reporting his brother's cheating to his sister-in-law?,

I have given my opinion. You can interpret it in anyway you like. I am not engaging you. This is my last response to your mention.

Kobojunkie:
Talk to his brother or talk to his brother's wife? I mean if he is to obtain evidence and then report it to his brother, shouldn't it follow that when he obtains evidence of his own brother's cheating, he should also report it to his brother's wife?

I get your point. Double standards. Well if I were in his shoes and the reverse was the case I will probably call the wife and talk to her with my evidence, and threaten her to stop else I show it to her husband.

Kobojunkie:
Here's a question. What happens in a case where he is also aware that his own brother is also cheating on the wife? Does he also gather evidence to share with the wife then too?

He can talk to his brother to change. The truth is once blood is involved you will feel the need to talk.

Dantepet5000:
Its now a clear fact that brokage can make even your birth mother bad mouth you talk more of an ordinary girlfriend.
I do oh make e no be like say I no do ....babe was on steady allowance in my little salary of 45k back then. She didn't even know the figure I earned but no she steady dey chop everything. It was all I had back then but atleast I bring small thing from my little but honest earning.
Pimped her as much as I could paid for hostel accommodation for her while I struggled with my own rent. These among many things I did back then.
Babe later realised how much I earned and started to pity me oh, imagine. I remember paying her flight ticket from the little salary. Me sha no get sense back then. Well me was playing good guy with poor salary.Started giving me attitude. Anyway but she still was sucking me dry till she upgraded.... & left me..
I didn't let it weigh me down but I rather used that abandonment and rejection as a motivation. I learnt a lot about making sure am equipped financially before later going into any relationship.
Now am back in business. 500 grand per month now ain't a bad one oh and I don't care if am not rich with this but damn she has created a monster
Ps. No single editing in my writing.just in my mood without looking back

You better save all you can.

FaAbokiWithSuit:
Due to the nature of my job, i get to spend just 4 days at home. I have a pet which i cherish and take so much care of.
on the 22nd of last month, i came back home from work and my son told me he saw a strange dog mating my dog after she snuck out,
On the 7th of this month, she started behaving funny.
She's not as playful as before and has stopped applyin makeup. She is throwing up and has lost appetite .
Without the doubt she is pregnant for a strange dog,
why are women like this

So a puppy told you your bitch is pregnant.

BadRadio:
I am 100% correct about her cheating... my brother is out of the country for a year now... I am just about the only person that knows about it in the family, do I keep shut and continue minding my own crap, or do I burst bubbles?

If you don't have any evidence then don't say anything. Keep it to yourself,then tell your brother when you do. Let him know that you have not told anyone, let the decision be he's,if he loves her enough to work it out. We are all humans with weaknesses, you can't vouch for your brother too.