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Religion has nothing to prove and can't solve any problem. But science proves and solves a lot of problems. Religion and science can't agree. Science is no faith and can never be.

God does not answer prayers, he has no business with whatever we do here. But ithink he judges.

The first one wey him come, him body tell am na. Them no born am well mek him come again.

Pastor ndi ara.

You didn't tell us why he slapped you, who knows, you must have done something very annoying to him, so i will not be quick to condemn him, it might be your fault. A guy slapping a lady and vice versa is not 100% unjustifiable. Now you called him and tried to trick him with a childish question, come on, he is no fool. You just reminded him of what you did to make him slap you, which i guess is very very annoying to him, and he wished he had slapped you more so that your brain will be reset to default. The man was being sarcastic by his reply, so you don't have to conclude on that. If you really want to put him to test, use something that is mature enough not that childish question of yours.
As for him paying your hospital bill, you sounded like you completely relied on him for that, and i bet he noticed. But let me ask, did he slap you into the hospital bed as well. If yes, then he should have taken the sole responsibility of the bill, if no, don't hold it agains him.
So my sister step up your game, from your post i deduced you ain't mature enough for this guy. Step up! I repeat, step up!

Christians and their stupidity.

Bunch of drunken old fools.

Lies upon lies. Propagandum upon Propagandum.

Useless reasons I read.

My woman disrespects me, OK, I can manage with it. My woman disrespects my family member, or close friend, not just ok.com. Atimes I wonder why guys that sucked their mama's breast love stupidly. Op u have inferiority complex. In fact u don't love that lady at all. You are just mumuishly and insecurely scared of losing her cos she was ur childhood crush whom you believed you could never get even in ur wildest dream. But fortunately and unfortunately for u, u used money to buy ur way through, which she already noticed. U can't buy her heart, simple. Her agreeing to marry you doesn't mean she loves you. You better sit her down and have a heart to heart talk with her. Be bold enough I know you have a chicken heart. Try to be arrogant and rude for once in this ur life and then watch how it goes. She even deny u sex, u be confirm mumu. Na one chance u wan enter so. Receive sense, receive receive receive sense. I pity u if u marry that lady.

Congratulations. You can now live forever.

To all karid itis in dis Ilya nl, I say may orl ur ntiwa ntiwa be savaged. No jazz will be don on u. Ur faces will always be 2 and black. Olorun maje all ur fashek. may ur landlord neva wiz ur kids.

Busy learning another man's language. Op, if I ask u what those things are called in ur language I am sure u won't have the tiniest clue. nonsense.

Somebody should as a matter of urgency explain to me why i refused to believe this c0ck and bull story.

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What do you expect when married women now dress as w.h.ores. And truth is they always tempt the guys first. Both by words, actions and body languages. Trust guys na, just show small green light, and they start over speeding.

Oboy see war between tall and short ladies, all because of we guys. Ladies trying so hard to make us notice them since pope was an alter boy.

Another jumoke
Op is trying to impose on us another jumoke. The first woman was about bread. Op figured that akara and bread works hand in hand, so he brought us his own version of jumoke. In timaya's voice *I refuse to concur *

Someone brought his stewpid problem here, and some stewpid people are giving him stewpid solution. You people claim ur jesus is most powerful, now it is time to call on him, but u came to nairaland to find refuge. Everybody is shouting ''call on jesus, call on jesus', did the op tell you that he has not been calling jesus? Even his pastors who are closer to jesus that gave him the fake prophecy could not help him out. Is your jesus only victorious in ur bible or wat? Op ur story is a c0ck and bull story that needs no christian intervention. If you can consult a genuine traditionalist, he can help your family out of this mess which you people probably put upon yourselves in the name family prayer whereby you removed or destroyed some sacred items that were put in your family by your forefathers. I am talking out of experience. Until the required sacrifice is done, no prayer can save you. And leave your uncle alone. You are the witch.

Mehn I love this. This is good news. But I don't wish this for my household though. Immature dogs ranting.

Can someone tell me why I refuse to believe this story. So the policeman just pack money for pocket de Waka up and down. Op something tells me you cooked up this story cos you have a hidden agenda. Believe this c0ck and bull story and you will surely believe anything.

Op, u and all those congratulating u are f00ls. You just destroyed another man's legit hard work. And u are happy. Shameless f00ls.

Op your head no correct. How does waking up at 6am become late, and how does she not praying become a problem to u. What's all these fuss about praying bla bla bla.

Me stop drinking beer because of a lady? Op u be ode.

Op u be mumu o. When she asked you what type of iron, you should have said iron beans then sigh and leave. This situation is where I like being sarcastic.

I stumble upon an article on NL and i wanted to comment, but there was a prompt that came up asking me to register before i could comment. So i had to sign up.

I do not see any big deal in this issue as far as you are living in Nigeria. Do you know how many thousands of dollars I owe all these fake universities? You can ignore them or you play along, they are not going to do a damn thing. It's just mere threat.
No de ask mumu questions like say u no be Nigerian.
Btwn, has any of you got a meaningful job with all these useless online certificate. They are after your money. People no de use their heads again.
Op don't bother yourself, just ignore them thieves. When has it become a crime to drop out of school? They should be after your certificate and not your money. And for that fact, they are scammers. That yeye school is not even certified. And truth is, it is located somewhere in Pakistan but they claim to be UK based. If you like fall mugu.

What your bro did in the first place was cool, but calling to apologize na fvck up.

warrenweste:
be careful so they wont think u are the one molesting her

You are right man. Cos this could turn against me.

One of my uncles have a wife that used to behave like yours. Although my family knew the wife was not good but we never interferred until the man brought the issue to the family. My family cautioned her several times, but it all fell on deaf ears. So one xmas, in the villa, my uncle brought another issue again, and the family collectively decided to send her packing next thing early morning before the children wakes up. So that morning, the elders in my family, woke her up and broke the news to her and asked her to hurry. Mehn, come see begging, come see crying, come see ''i swear i no go do am again'. The elders with their microscopic eyes saw she was truely remorseful, and backed down. This incident happened in 2012, but till now nobody heard any complain again from my uncle, and my family as well saw the change, no be apc change o.
So mr op, if your family is coordinated enough, you can borrow a leaf from my story, or you take your wife to go see a professional marriage counselor.

3pointz:
M pretty sure she meant sth else,not literally 'toto' d female honey pot.

yea, she must have heard it from someone else but didn't know what it meant. She didn't mean it literally.

3pointz:
Lol,how old z girl bro?

Btwn 3&5