₦airaland Forum

kaziblake:
Report her to her mum.

OK, will do just that.

uplawal:
You have to tell the parents to keep an eye on her,cos someone close may be molesting her,pls save a soul.

OK, will do just that.

Just in time. I was playing with my friend's kids (a boy and a girl) as I was about leaving, I told them to let go off me that I had to go. The girl asked me not to go and I replied if she had anything for me so that I will stay, and she said yes. I asked her what was that and she said "toto". I thought maybe my ears were deceiving me so I asked again "what" and she repeated "toto". Holy feck! If you see the kind speed wey I use zoom out from there b4 another ear hear am. I am still trying to convince myself that I heard the wrong word.

Op that one na ur headache. I go de speak English anyway I feel comfortable as far as my fellow 9ja man flows with me. Go to China, India, some European and American countries, even in US, they don't bother themselves whether their English is correct or not. But here we are killing ourselves because of a foreign language. Abeg Park one side joor.

doveda:
So they don't say a common ‘hi', when they are just meeting someone for the first time or seeking for help

Do you sincerely think we are stupid?

I think you didn't get me right. What I am trying to say is that some people here were bashing op, they said op shouldn't be angry because of common greeting. And I said, when you are in op's shoes you will know a greeting is not common especially to Africans. And I said again, that when you are in another man's country you should respect their culture. So my point, the Chinese man ought to have left their non-greeting attitude in his home country and adhere to ours. When you go to Rome do as romans. I hope you got my point now.

Truth is Asians don't normally greet, apart from their Muslim counterparts that usually say assallam ailikun. And they see it as awkward if you constantly greet them for no reason. But then one should respect the culture of his host country. Op, don't think the Chinese man was ashamed, he doesn't understand a damn thing u said. Person wey never hear English finish......
For those of saying "common greeting", by the time you experience it, you will know it's not that common. When you go to Rome..........

Front page na na na?

And some gullible non-thinking brainless f00ls will believe this crap.

Op you are simply jealous and insecure. That is not true test of their potential. You lack insight. I once worked for a company where I failed most of their aptitude test, but then, the hr decided to engage us in a discussion outside what we all studied. As the discussion was going on, he shouted "I like this guy" while pointing at me. The day I tendered my resignation at that company, it was as if someone died. So Mr, op I forgive you for this memes cos u said u were confused which means u were incompetent as well. U really need to upgrade.

coolitempa:
From your profile.....you look like my runaway houseboy called Okafor.....Okafor is that you.....you better go and clean the house before I dash you a Berra slap....

Na me Okafor. Since you refused to pay me for 6 months now I don find my way joor. I de learn how to make suya for Musa shop down the road. I will come this evening with my gang to collect my money.

coolitempa:
So the ineffectual buffoon who bankrupted his country....wants us to thank him for leaving after he had been voted out.......my friend you lost the elections which you did your best to scuttle and failed......and we are supposed to be grateful....this man needs to be in jail...

Your father is the ineffectual buffoon. Wretched beast.

1 when a guy is broke.
2 when a guy doesn't have money.
3 When a guy's money is finished.
4 when a guy doesn't have money in his bank account.
5 when money finish for the guy hand.
6 when a guy no get money again.
7 when a guy doesn't make money.
8 can't you understand, no money no girl respects.

Mbaka must be high on pot. Clueless worldly man he is.

I disagree with point number 1. It's not true.

Omo better troublem dey for dis world. I been think say i get wahala. Every time i come to this NL i go see people wey get better problem than mine. Na wao.
Well sister, enjoy it while it lasts. Or you can come live with me.

Op u are a learner. Mugu certified.

Actually, to me, you made no sense. So because bride price was mentioned in ur bible as a fine for rape, i should then not adhere to my cultural practice. It is absurd and myopic to hear people talk about life making reference to only koran and bible. What happens to other religious and cultural beliefs? If you must talk about life then you have to be secular, leave the 'bible said this, koran said that' for your church/mosque congregation.
However one chooses to be joined in marriage is nobody's business, as far as the couples agree to it. But then, one's culture should come first to mind. You can't leave your cultural practice and be practicing another man's. How many of those white men practice yours?
So there is no such thing as 'best wedding bla bla bla supported by bla bla bla'. But i think tradition should come first, not some imported something.
Person wey no sabi where him from comot no go know where him de go.

this ur write up is pointlessly baseless. U have nothing to say, just beating about the bush.

Well it is just for fun. But if you are conversant with maths u dont need all these. Some of them are waste of time esp the calendar date stuff.

Believe this stupiid nonsensical story and you are the greatest f00l of the century. Rubbissh

Alikote:
the pastor it just lying as usual ,what he did was he understand the psychology of the mind it called mind games .some scenarios can only happen in Africa example possibility of been poisoned by a bitter girl friend or imaginary charm place on our food this believes is further compounded by nolly wood film that shape out thinking process so if am a pastor in Nigeria I can easily say that a vision from god about been poison or charm to a congregations the probability that they agree to my fear communication is high becos of our thinking process . so the girlfriend was just reacting to ur changes in eating her food noting more....u lost ur job is as a result of poor performance by the Nigeria economy not witches as pastor want u to think or u got a new job is the economy performing

you are a real free-thinker, u spoke wisely.. Some gullible fools here will believe this c0ck n bull story. Nigerians with their stupiid religious mentality.

I had a similar experience but this time it was my brother who insisted i should dump the girl's a*s. She was in the same department with my bro and my bro told me her story. Yes i love her but there are things more important than love. So my brother, atimes it is better if the past is left unreaveled. Now u know her story which was also confirmed by her alumni. I suggest before you go ahead, tell ur mum and ur pop the story, and then u guys should decide. As for me, i no de take that kind sh!t.

op that ur stupid friend is a f00l, a big f00l at that, and his inlaw knew he was a f00l and is taking advantage of that. Nobody respects a f00l. That ur friend is a nobody. And i tell you, u must be careful with him. Someday something will happen to you and all he could say will be 'it's not my biz'. Infact if he is still ur friend, well i don't want to call u a f00l cos u reacted like a man. Send me that ur friend's number let me tell him the kind of f00l he is. Rubbissh

agarawu23:


Jobless unemployed youth.
If majority of them work 8-10 shift a day, they won't have balls to protest crap this place resemble white house? You guys will just be deported if you pass your boundary.

Silly set of people,
How many of you visited KANU in prison where he is eating beans and garri? You protest, cause trouble, destroy your own part of the zoo(like seriously, will u guys call on the FG to rebuild all the government properties you are destroying? ).

Same silly set of people got scammed over 500million for passport that can't take you to mere Benin republic.

Silly set of people will be ranting here on Nl but can't go and face the FG (lol, who gat balls to do that when thier front man is chilling in jail? )

Other sensible and responsible Igbo guys are investing all over the country while useless jobless unemployed youth are protesting and making trouble.

Your demands are senseless, ask the first set of people that made such demands let them tell u the outcome. Nonsense!!!


I am in a bad mood today, therefore be ready to be screwed if you write trash on my mention

another fool on the loose.