₦airaland Forum

tosinjay:
Oga, this is another thing we'll face for having the topic in fp, it has attracted gbogbo aye... seems you're just encountering him. See no be today. The lil business me sef dey do if some less enlightened folks hear, they'll feel it's too good to be true... Oga relax and lets have less pages so we can read better. On top una mata, dem don ban am, im no fit kWontinu again.

tosinjay:
Oga, this is another thing we'll face for having the topic in fp, it has attracted gbogbo aye... seems you're just encountering him. See no be today. The lil business me sef dey do if some less enlightened folks hear, they'll feel it's too good to be true... Oga relax and lets have less pages so we can read better. On top una mata, dem don ban am, im no fit kWontinu again.

atimes i wonder if people really think with their brains or anus. How can someone post this trash and people swallow it hook, line and sinker. I blame the moderators in part for not scrutinizing trashes before it gets to front page. That was how that same guy (ymodulus) posted one trash here about him commiting suicide, he gave step by step details about how he wanted to commit suicide and people were all over here ranting ''we should save him'', and running helter skelter to save him. He always gang up with his cohorts to deceive gullible people. He is a habitual con man and lair. He is 23, and he is worth over N100m and upon all his wisdom and all thriving businesses he could delve or invest into, he chose a tomato. Had it been he mentioned canning of tomatoes, i would have forced myself a bit to believe his trash. He is a blo0dy liar and i pity those that are gonna fall prey to him.

My brother pls don't pay ur bros school fees. Pay the tithe first so that your pastor will use it to pay his children's school fees first. Big fo0l.

This story can inspire the non-right thinking man in the wrong direction. Follow his steps and you will lose it all. Lies upon lies. Flying around naija in search of tomatoes, giving out free monies, phones and other valuables to every d!ck, tom and harry. Is that how you do your own business? And you call yourself a business guy. My friend, it is either you are blatantly lying, or you are just being extremely hyperbolic. Liessss.

Omg!!! Why am i the only one not believing this story? I don't believe this. I don't believe this!! Eye don bayleave dis storey!!! I have a name for people that believe this story, but........ I don't believe this story.
Op you can lie.

Itulah:
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There is a new rat poison in town.

Op u for go tbjoshua mek him give u extra tb. Or u for go prophet house mek dem double fold ur cancer. Btw, the correct english name of that fruit is durian.

How would a right thinking person in his right thinking mind think that only 5 numbers can serve millions of customers. Nigerians are so dumb.

Op, u ar wrong. Plastics only emit those chemicals when they are dry-heated. When they are heated in water(wet heating), they don't emit those chemicals cos water inhibits the emission. Have you ever poured water inside a nylon bag and try to heat it on naked flames? You will be suprised that the water will boil without the nylon bag melting. So mr op, get your info straight before you post it here or elsewhere.

Personally i like nurses and teachers. Hope to marry one soon and very soon. Nurses where are you?

I need the latest CR for oneplus one

lekkie073:
oh I see....since u r already a patient in 'yaba left', why not ask d psychiatric doctor on duty to give u ur daily dose of whatever-it-is-dat-makes-u-feel-like-a-normal-human-being

grow up b!tch!!

lekkie073:
ok u buffonery has been acknowledged. ...can u shift to yaba left now

i am already there you brainwashed maggot.

lekkie073:
the ways of God cannot be comprehended by mere mortals.
acfording to the bible:
-God deliberately hardened Pharaoh's heart so that he would not listen to Moses
-God put lying tongues in the mouth of fake prophets
-God destined Judas to betray Jesus....

in each of these three it would be wise to assume that they were all doing according to God's will...

whether or not they r guilty should not be a subject of matter for us.

thats why I said some questions are better left unanswered!

what a God!! That ur God must be a heartless, wicked, deceptive and senseless God. How could he go about tormenting people's life for trump's sake!! Causing troublem here and there. To tell you the truth, i have never seen anything good come out from that ur God, that is, it he exists sha.

People with their shallow brains sha. Abeg if una see 666 or the anti christ itself, tell am say i am ready for am. People have used stupid thoughts that have no proof to blocked their brains. 666, antichrist watever watever, all na lie. White lies.

If you are comfortable having sex with another person, go for it. But if not, then masturbate. Masturbation has no side effect whatsoever. There is no danger with it. Forget all these nonsense people are ranting here about how bad masturbation is. It all boils down to ur conscience, can u have sex with another apart from ur fiance? If not, abeg masturbate whenever u feel like.

emperorgoke:
come to obudu cattle Ranch, u will forget ur jos, or go to clappa waddi, Taraba State

i have been to OCR it is not as cold as my jos. I have been to gembu in taraba, but not wadda. I guess gembu and ur wadda have same climate. Them try sha, but can not be as lively as my jos even with the cold. You will be cold and lonely in ur wadda but not in my jos.

booqee:
lol you indirectly saying you no send them.. their opinion of the h-factor thing

i send them not, not their fault.

Mine was jimma (mother's yam). A classmate jokingly said my mum sells roasted yam and the whole class took it up from there. After a while, there was this condiment that came out new, the name was ''gyma'', they converted the ''jimma'' to ''gyma''.

I wonder why peope are afraid of their bosses. I see such people as hopeless people. I have worked in places with stubborn bosses, and they all tried to ride on me, but they started to give me optimum respect when they discovered i am more stubborn than they were. I gave them not a single chance to mess with me. My colleagues worshiped them and they treated my colleagues like rag. If your boss fires at u, fire at him back, he won't sack you, he would rather come close to you or avoid you and whatever you touch.

Shegzy8:
n y r pipu always trying to say somtin....can't u just c n reason DAT wah I rote thr is pidgin n a lil bit bit of English just to make d story interesting...n some r typo

well it would have been interesting had you added some humour and minus the dwarf hand. The dwarf hand is too much, it made ur write up boring.

Shegzy8:
mine no bad sha.....



ma babe stays nearby cos we b dey same skul so most times m either in her room or she been in mine.


naso wen I sick I kon gatz dey her room wella,her senior broda wey b fellowship pastor just show,me n her elder bro bin dey 400 level together just DAT na different faculty n in senior me gan...naso with d malaria and everything she sha gv me ma cloth naso I carry m run enta toilet.for more Dan an hour I dey d toilet oooo...d broda no 1 g
ree go...n ma health was bad DAT I almost fainted.

are u really a graduate with these rubbish u wrote here? Work on ur english man.

I am mr right, heard someone was looking for me.

#yoruba bois
seun his the howner hof nairaland. Is webzite his hokay.

Useless proof. University 1st class seems harder because uni students are olodos. They don't know a thing.

Op u be mumu.

Mass fornication.

What if there is no or not enough sunlight, can the battery be charged with electricity?

Peter don collect "p'', Paul should collect "square''. Or mek dem go settle am for court?

DabELLs:
Oya bring the biblical verse that explain the evolution better. Bible is the religious book that has the highest contradictions and scientifical errors. Quran even has more scientifical facts.

don't mind the ode, he is defending what no one has ever proved, and will never prove. The wonders starts and ends in their children storybook called bible, nothing there can be proven.

KingEbukasBlog:
m0ron ... did you observe evolution - No
did you observe abiogenesis -No
did you observe panspermia (another theory postulating the origin of life on earth) - No

The earlier you realise that scientific assumptions are just mere embellished guesses , the better for you .

what is this homeless goat saying. Define science and tell me how the definition relates to ur stupid evolution or ur albinogenesis. Ur mumu no get rival. Imbe

KingEbukasBlog:
Did you observe evolution or panspermia or abiogenesis - they are scientific theories , assumptions that need faith . Just dont talk none sense here

you have no sense by saying evolution and those bla bla bla u mentioned there are science. Go read ur books ode.