₦airaland Forum

Telegram234:
See meat wey dey waste, Lion wey dey get Honey for body.

You say?
Lions? Honey for body?

Bros, fear god na!

I didn't read this your novel.

I only opened the thread to find out if you're dead yet. And if you're not, to ask when you're actually dying.

This man has spent his first three months ruining the economic existence of the Nigerian society, impoverishing what was left of the middle class from Buhari's catastrophic governance and further subjected the already battered Nigerian image to opprobrium, disrespect and animosity from Neighbouring African countries.

In just three months, he has surpassed Buhari's negative effects felt from 2015 to 2019. So much for the supposed Chicago bred accounting genius!

blaise26abj:
I disagree .Burna’s music is awesome . He keeps improving his craft . You see Davido and Wiz , those ones are just enjoying the fruit of their labour . They are not improving shit . Especially Davido . Olamide is trying .

Burnaboy’s character is trash . But his craft is top notch . No sentiments here . Atimes it is better to focus on the craft and leave the egocentric artist .
In Felas days , he was regarded as a werey person too.

Let's be honest, the last time Wizzy put together a reasonable song worth listening to, was when he put "Ojuelegba" in the airwaves.

He's been singing complete rubbish since then.

Kobojunkiee:
Many men marry brides much younger than them and the mortality rate for average Nigerian Man hovers around 57 still. So it follows that many men will die before their wives do.

I'm sorry, but where did you get these your statistics from?

See space bookers above!

Whoever they're parading and whatever they're stealing, they should sha not touch my small fixed deposit in my account, cause I don't know road to police station..🤷‍♂️.. I only know how to buy AZ and gin for street boys and they'll scatter banking premises with glocks and machetes.

IconicR:
Burna won grammy
I'm no fan of all these boys

This is the problem with some Nigerians.

Millions of Nigerian citizens will spend their resources and time streaming, downloading and talking about a musician's songs, thereby setting him on the path of recognition to the global audience, and when he finally gets the global recognition, that musician will feel fly enough to begin talking down on the same masses who put his music on the path of prominence and stardom. And fans like you will be sassy enough to be supporting such arrogance.

Burna Boy spent well over a decade on the Nigerian music scene, churning out one album after the other and was not even recognised well enough beyond one region of Nigeria. His ascension began when Nigerians championed his course on social media platforms, millions began streaming his songs and pushing his lyrics beyond regional and national boundaries, until he went beyond Africa and then went global. Today he has a grammy and suddenly everybody is shit while the other musicians are "boys" to fans like you.

No single Nigerian musician who's a prominent face today did so without the push of the Nigerian masses! None! Today, Kizz Daniel is suddenly performing in global events after over a decade of consistent songs that got no recognition, because Nigerians didn't see the need to promote him in the years past. Should he win a grammy tomorrow, we hope he won't become as arrogant as Burna Boy.

Much respect to Innocent Ujah Idibia!!

UnfairLife7:
Men should better know this and be intentional in raising your children and taking care of your wife. Any man that abandoned his responsibility while he was still young and active will suffer at old age

😂.

Why do you Nigerians always waltz around with this particular impression that the man is mostly going to age faster than the woman, or probably be sickly enough to require attention while the woman and children give it, or probably even die before the wife?

While you people are watching so many Nigerian movies, is reality not showing you how men in their old age are rather the ones taking care of their ailing wives, alongside their kids? Make una dey calm down with these marriage assertions abeg!

Romanoff:
Is this the case with this woman? An old woman of that age who didn't leave since, na now wey she done old and no man go send her.

Make una dey look beyond una myopic gender wars.

Marriage is not as hard as a lot of you make it to be. As long as this world exist, you will reap what you've sown.

If you treat a man who treated you badly, you will reap what you've sown, if you treat your wife badly, you go also collect.

If you're triggered by this, you should check yourself.

Aunty, leave it! Marriage is hard.

phemmyfour:
Exactly, these guys are original. We too dey hype noise in this part of the world. Even his noise isn't original

We just have the habit of over-doing things. Before Burna Boy became a familiar voice on the music scene, we had the likes of BOJ and SDC (Show Dem Camp) spitting calm and glorious lyrical contents in English and Yoruba. They just didn't have the kind of hype these ones do.

IconicR:
I don't even know these people you are calling

Download and listen to at least two of Johnny Drille's songs. He's a unique breed amongst Nigerian musicians.

But how can you not know those guys? Yet you somehow know Burna Boy? Wow!

IconicR:
They all copy someone
Raw talent is scarce these days

Johnny Drille is raw talent. So was Darey Art-alade. So was Praize. So was Brymo, until he started doing drugs that have been frying his brains slowly.

ekukeku:
Chelsea, krawa United, osun babe, Online miscreants 😄

Point of correction:

Group X: Chelsea, Oshodi boys, Porn hub, Seaman's Schnapps..😂

DomTORRETTO:
Draws Completed....

Apart from Group F, the qualifiers from the rest of the groups have already been arranged as the first two teams in each group.

mondob2k:
😆 and they have cookcookrela

You mean Ruger's elder brother..😂? Coo-ku-ru-ku do that thing...!

Na who Man United offend for this life abeg..😭😂?!

Groups C and F, odikwa very risky!

revived2:
Imagine you're living only to die at the end of it all

Sounds like you're describing the human life circle.

Splendblex:
Wow, we were made to believe Ultima feed is the best. I have 47 4weeks old now and I have been using Ultima, it's more expensive sef.
Please more advise sir, thank you.

At 4 weeks, your birds should be eating the finisher mash. After your next vaccination, you can change their feed to Chikun, and give them multivitamins in their afternoon water rations to boost appetite. But with the introduction of the routine vitamins, you may need to provide light so they can eat at nights too.

Also, and quite significantly, endeavour to elevate their feeders and drinkers. Birds at 4 weeks shouldn't have to be stooping to feed. It's even more appropriate if they have to stand erect and stretch their necks a bit to peck at food and drink water. It contributes to growth and bones strength.

One of the major reasons you find broilers at 2 months looking "roundish", not moving much and lacking height, is that singular mistake of letting them bend to feed cause you left their feeders and drinkers on the floor. When that happens, you'll have a lot of them with "knocked knees" or "K-legs"..😂. Others just end up sitting down to feed and that makes them lazy and quite inactive.

IgOga:
Lol....is he speaking from heaven or hell

Somewhere in the in-between.

Angelfrost:
Nice one... Traveling is very important for leisure and learning.

Meanwhile, if that's you in that picture, why then are you concerned about getting "Dark"??!

😂😂.

You go dey do like say you no sabi talk. You follow get coded mouth sha! Werey!

laidima88:
Are u looking for husband

Nigeria doesn't support gay marriages please.

togifon:
Who pay?

Have you forgotten when you and me did "osusu" for her to be able to go on this trip?

SPAMBOX7:
Swears man. I been there before and I tell you that you are damn accurate. Ain't no feeling can be compared. Accept my apologies brotherly 🤲

No jokes; whenever I run out of ideas as a writer and story-teller, I put my day and home in order, make dinner with a reasonable quantity of weed, put my note pads and a pen just by the head of my bed, then eat my food with moderate alcohol.

One hour later, it feels like a wellspring of ideas has just been opened and while my eyes and hands can still find coordination, I put down everything turning in my head. Once I hit the sac and awake whenever, I look up those notes and realise I have contents to further my works.

God bless whoever discovered weed in this life💪!!

SPAMBOX7:
Swears. I'm currently on some shit. The feeling is 25 times better than sex. And I do it every week.
That way I don't get addicted. I just chill and wait for another week of ecstasy after the previous one.
Drugs sweet. It's people that lack discipline let it take them away.
Life is all about balancing

😊😊.

Why are you being disrespectful na, baba? Weed is not a drug please. Weed is a herb man. Leaves and herbs. God given greenery. Meant for nutritional and mental nourishment. The world's only organic truth serum. The only naturally grown appetiser.

You have any idea what that shit is?! Heaven on earth, bro! Imagine having a blasted day and coming home to a cold bath, then making a decent dinner with a fine potion of good weed in it, then ingesting same food and washing down with a few beers, all in the comfort of your home. Do you know that even the bible has not come close to describing the perfection in heaven, well enough to equate to the feeling you'll get from that meal?

Haba, brotherly!!

Ibrahimcoomasie:
I was actually educated from that post, and would incorporate Ewedu into my meals. Any food The Mediterraneans people eat, forget it, it would be extremely healthy. When I schooled in the US, people don't joke with Mediterraneans foods and oyinbos always pay premium for them as they are always recommended by nutritionists

I'm a well traveled Nigerian from the South South region and I'll pick Amala/Ewedu/Gbegiri over any kind of assorted rice meals, any day.

Though there's no denying the fact that the recipe's outlook doesn't make for pleasantness, at a glance. It leaves you with the feeling that all is not going to be well with your stomach, after consumption. But reverse is the case.

It's one Yoruba meal that cuts across borders, specially when prepared with entrails from the cow or goat meats..😊. Just stretch out two fingers and the thumb, one lump in the soup fetches the soup and about two passengers, and be sure to keep your mouth close to the plate, then drive the entire bulky vehicle of culinary richness into your palates, and feel the explosive wealth of tastes dancing all the way down your oesophagus.

Nothing hits harder than when you consequently wash down with a cold Heineken beer! You most certainly can forget your existing girlfriend at that very point, while stretched on that chair, right in front of a very functional fan.

Samantha124:
Noo, I'm an introvert and I don't like being a center of attention.

I don't like praises.

No disrespect intended, but 80percent of Nigerians who claim to be "introverts" are either broke or people who lack the resourceful opportunities to explore life.

Especially women!

chopnaira:
Dem dey chop dis worm for naija too now.



You are not very bright Shinedu. Ewedu is one of the finest soups on earth. A Delicacy eaten in Egypt, and all the way across the Mediterranean countries, and as far as Greece.

Sophisticated and advanced tribes/races discovered and understand the benefits of one of the healthiest green vegetable on earth called Ewedu. It's not for low IQ tribes.

😂😂.

I can assure you, you just wasted minutes of your life giving what you believe to be a clap-back, to nairaland's masquerade.

ahnie:
E get so many nonsense wey you really don eat.

How person go eat this for humanity sake?
These re creepers nau

The guy's right though. It's very nutritious. Had the fried ones before. With a couple of beers.

NwaAmaikpe:



I will pick this over Ewedu soup any day.
It is better I die from eating a worm than I die because I ate hydraulic soup stirred with toilet brooms.

So you returned to Nairaland and our resident DeeJay "TemplarLandry" refused to dedicate "Dori-meh" to you?!

That is a colossal absurdity and outright disrespect on the person of Nairaland's own Chinwetalu Agu.. !!

Perfect day to snooze on cooked weed and shots of vodka.

Eriokanmi:
I almost had a heart attack over this match as a boy

This match didn't give us much of a heart attack compared to the '96 Olympics final in Atlanta.

Everyone had given up hope for that match. We were only glued to the tv because of patriotism and belief.

Enter Kanu Nwankwo in the second half, with his jersey that looked like Ganduje's agbada..😁!